Chapter 287 Chapter 284 Pre-War Snack

Walking on the deserted Greenwich University trail, Li Feng looked up at the starry sky. For some reason, he suddenly wanted to sing when he saw such a beautiful scene.

Scratching his head and thinking for a while, Li Feng hummed softly in Chinese: "Xiao Mo Xiao Er Lang~ Carrying explosives to blow up the school~ Not afraid of being beaten by the teacher~ Not afraid of being caught by the police"

Thor looked at Li Feng in confusion. As a person who was proficient in multiple languages ​​in the universe, he naturally understood Li Feng's language, but he knew and understood every word of these languages, but he didn't know what they meant together.

For example, who was Xiao Er Lang, or what the police were, Thor said he didn't understand.

On the other side, Natasha, who was only proficient in multiple languages ​​on Earth, understood what Li Feng was singing, but she was also a little puzzled.

What does "bombing the school" mean? Natasha asked curiously: "Austin, do you hate going to school?"

Li Feng smacked his lips and said in a melancholy and deep tone: "No, I just hate college."

Natasha frowned: What does it mean to hate college? Was Austin bullied in college? There is no reason. SHIELD has checked Austin's past thousands of times, but no one has ever bullied him.

Touching her chin, Natasha planned to check Li Feng's school records after this incident.

Poor Natasha, she didn't know that the Li Feng in front of her was not the Li Feng in the records.

The reason why Li Feng hated college had nothing to do with who bullied him, or he didn't even have the chance to be bullied.

In his previous life, Li Feng was a poor student, and he didn't even get into a fake university. He didn't know what it was like to go to college.

The previous incarnation of this life did go to college, but Li Feng didn't have any memories of his previous incarnation, and he didn't know how college students lived on campus.

Hey, talking too much will only bring tears. Li Feng, who looked depressed, simply decided not to leave. He lay weakly on the black cloud and shouted, "Little girl, does SHIELD provide meals? I'm thirsty and tired, and I really don't have the energy to beat the dark elves."

You are such an ancestor. Natasha rolled her eyes at Li Feng, picked up the phone and dialed the number, looked at Thor and others and asked, "What do you want to eat?"

Before Thor answered, Li Feng shouted, "I want two roast ducks and a box of beer."

"No," Natasha replied unhappily, and then said, "Only steak, bread or pizza."

Hearing Li Feng shouting for beer, Volstagg, who was tempted by the alcohol bug, said in a muffled voice, "No wine?"

Natasha was stunned for a moment, then recalled the rumor that everyone in Asgard was a barrel, twitched her mouth, covered her face and said to the phone, "Give me a few boxes of beer."

I didn't have anything when I ordered the meal, so why can Volstagg have whatever he ordered? You are discriminating

"Humph~" Li Feng snorted coldly, turned his head and said to Volstagg: "What good wine does SHIELD have? We don't want it."

After that, Li Feng opened the portal connecting to the lake and walked towards the RV, while saying to Natasha: "I want a chef, this is available."

This is really not available, which chef is brave enough to come here? ... Natasha squinted and watched the RV pass through the portal to Greenwich University. While notifying the rear to send an agent who can cook, she asked half-certainly and half-doubtfully: "You provide magic ingredients? And where is Kreacher?"

Li Feng: "Stark told you?"

Seeing Natasha nodded and admitted that it was Stark who reported the secret, Li Feng rolled his eyes and said: "Kreacher is still in Asgard. If he is here, I will not let other chefs ruin my ingredients."

As he spoke, Li Feng, who drove the RV into the campus, got off the RV with a green gourd, and behind him floated a fat black goat that was panicking and bleating.

Thor recognized the gourd in Li Feng's hand. It was the gourd that originally stored the eternal spring water.

"Austin, is there the eternal spring water in it?" Thor pointed at the gourd and wondered.

"This?" Li Feng shook the gourd, handed the black goat to the chef, and then handed the gourd to Thor with a 'hehe' smile, saying: "This is the beer I brewed with special materials, try it?"

"Wine?" Thor, who was addicted to alcohol, licked his lips subconsciously, took the gourd and took a big sip, his eyes shining, and said: "It tastes good. There are not only magic materials in it, but also low-level divine objects?"

Li Feng grinned and gave Thor a thumbs up: "Awesome, you can taste that the wheat used for brewing is a low-level divine object."

On the side, Natasha, who heard the conversation between Thor and Li Feng, looked at Li Feng in surprise. She wanted to ask 'where did the divine object come from', but unfortunately, she knew that with Li Feng's relationship with Fury, it would be useless for her to ask, unless she broke off her relationship with Fury and never worked for Fury again.

But is this possible? She is an agent who holds many secrets. It would be strange if Fury would let her go.

I guess when I die, I will still be an agent of SHIELD. Natasha looked up at the stars: Is there any future for someone like me?

On the other side, Volstagg, who had wanted to drink for a long time, was not polite. He took advantage of his friendship with Thor and his good relationship with Li Feng, and grabbed the gourd and poured it into his mouth.

After several Asgard barrels drank a mouthful of beer, the gourd returned to Li Feng's hand.

Li Feng shook the gourd: Judging from the sound, there is probably half a gourd of beer left. This is a gourd with the "Traceless Retraction Spell". The beer stored at a time is measured in tons. After 5 people took a mouthful, it was half gone?

Li Feng quietly walked to Natasha, handed the gourd to her, and asked Natasha to try it. At the same time, he whispered: "See, they are the real wine barrels. My drinking capacity is nothing in front of them."

"Hehe" Natasha glanced at Li Feng, took the gourd and took a sip, and asked: "Since this wine is brewed by a divine object, I guess it has some special effect."

Li Feng shrugged and said: "You can use it as holy water, or as a weakened version of Yunnan Baiyao."

"Holy water?" Natasha looked at Li Feng in confusion and asked: "Are you not a dark wizard? ? Why are you drinking holy water all day? Are you trying to die? "

"It's a bit difficult to explain," Li Feng scratched his head and said with his hands spread out: "You can understand it as helping me to expel the corrosiveness of dark energy, so that I can maintain my self-awareness."

Natasha nodded as if she understood, and then she heard Li Feng say with regret: "It's a pity that the eternal spring water is a non-renewable resource, otherwise I really want to use the eternal spring water to make wine," Li Feng smacked his lips and said while fantasizing: "Wheat beer with spring water, hehe"

Natasha looked at Li Feng who was daydreaming speechlessly, and walked aside silently: Idiots shouldn't be contagious, right?

The black goat was processed by the special agent chef. Although the cooking skills were not as good as Kreacher, the magic contained in the black goat itself made Sif and others say it was good, and even Natasha said it tasted good and was filling.

Even with her trained and strengthened stomach, she still felt full after eating a few lamb chops, while ordinary people like Jane, who had a small appetite, couldn't even finish a lamb chop.

Looking at Li Feng and others who were still eating meat and drinking wine, Natasha felt that it was the wisest choice for Li Feng to drive the RV into the Greenwich campus.

If this was replaced with ordinary ingredients with little energy, Thor and others could eat up the entire SHIELD with a midnight snack

In the early morning, Shavig brought Daisy and Ian, as well as some javelin-like equipment, to Greenwich University under the guidance of SHIELD agents.

Li Feng, who had just woken up and was sitting on the grass drinking with a green gourd in his hand, saw Shavig and others from a distance, and asked Natasha beside him in confusion: "Why did you ask Eric to come?"

Natasha shook her head blankly, indicating that Shavig was not called by her.

Based on her understanding of Shavig, this guy is actually a coward like Li Feng, and Shavig is obviously more afraid of trouble.

Unless there is something important, Shavig should hide at home under the surveillance of SHIELD agents.

With doubts, Li Feng and Natasha went to Shavig.

"Eric, why are you here?" Li Feng asked.

Shavig smiled and shook the 'Javelin' in his hand, explaining: "Jane notified me last night and asked me to bring these devices as soon as possible."

Natasha reached out and took a 'Javelin' and looked at it for a few seconds, and asked: "What are these for?"

Shavig shrugged and said: "It can detect abnormalities."

Natasha was a little confused: just detection? What's the use? Now everyone knows that there will be abnormalities in Greenwich.

At this time, Jane hurried to Shavig, and Natasha asked the question again.

Jane checked the 'Javelin' and explained: "It can only detect abnormalities, but as long as they are inserted all over the campus, I can change the gravity or block the abnormal space by changing the signal."

Natasha's face was happy, she was worried about how to fight later.

You know, the area she is in now seems normal, but who knows which corner has chaotic gravity, or that space channel is ambushed on the grass.

She didn't want to be teleported to an alien planet for no reason while fighting. What if she was infected with an alien virus? It would be too frustrating if she died of hypoxia in space.

These devices are timely. Natasha waved to the agents in the distance and ordered: "Fill the campus with these devices."

With the help of many agents, the Greenwich campus was filled with "Javelins" in a short time.

At this time, Natasha received a report that huge waves appeared inexplicably on the Thames.

"Malekith is coming," Li Feng said while putting on armor as he looked at the huge spaceship that was gradually revealing its appearance.

Natasha moved her hands and feet, issued a series of orders, and asked with a suppressed smile: "Austin, your beetle is very fashionable."

Before Li Feng could say anything, Natasha restrained her smile and asked: "Aren't you going to release the Dementors to participate in the station?"

Li Feng shrugged and whispered: "Even if Jane claims that the abnormal space can be controlled, I dare not release the Dementors at will. What if the abnormal space appears in the air without the "Javelin" and Jane fails to control my Dementors in time, they will become rootless wanderers, which is pitiful."

"Moreover," Li Feng turned his head to look at Thor who was spinning his hammer quickly, and the four Aesir who drew their weapons, and said: "Except for Malekith who has some troubles because of the special energy in his body, the remaining soldiers are just trash to them."

At this point, Li Feng suddenly thought of something and reminded: "By the way, let your people be careful of the dark elves' grenades. After that thing explodes, it is like a black hole, and everything can be sucked away."