Chapter 546 Chapter 545 Two Thanos

"The human head and the horse face, the circles and crosses, mine, all mine."

Faced with the dazzling array of precious wines, Li Feng was once in annoyance.

If I had known that the Avengers base provided free wine and food, I would have lived by the lake.

Wouldn't it be nice to drink and get drunk every day?

The more he thought about it, the more aggrieved Li Feng was. He gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, and swept the goods like a locust passing through, as if he would not be a human being unless he scraped off a layer of soil.

On the side, Stark was heartbroken and vomited three liters of blood.

It's okay to take world-famous wines such as Crown Vodka and Mingyue Champagne. At most, Li Feng has pursuit and taste.

But.

He also plundered the bulk beer given away by the supermarket for free during promotions. What kind of operation is this?

Even if a rice bug falls into the rice jar, he will pick and choose, and only eat the big and plump ones.

Li Feng is good, just like the devils sweeping the village, taking whatever he sees.

It's clear that he doesn't intend to be a human being, right?

Stark resisted the urge to blast Li Feng's face with his palm cannon, twisting his stiff neck to look out the window.

With just one glance, he suddenly discovered that a huge monster had appeared in the sky above the base.

"Battleship? What's going on???"

Before he could figure out what was going on, the artillery fire came like raindrops.

Stark's pupils shrank, his hair stood on end, and he quickly put on his battle suit and stood in front of him with an energy shield.

At the same time, Li Feng noticed that Thanos had appeared and the danger was coming, and instantly raised the barrier to protect the two of them.

"Boom~"

In an instant, the base was reduced to ruins by artillery fire.

Li Feng ignored the smoke outside the barrier, bit off the bottle cork and drank a mouthful of wine, smacked his lips to taste the wine and joked: "You played with time, but in the end you found that time was also playing with you. Unexpected plot twists, this script is so wonderful"

Stark had a gloomy face and frowned, and was about to ask, when he saw Li Feng turned into black mist and disappeared in the room.

In the open space outside the base, Thanos from 2014 was posing as a 'Thinker'. Suddenly, his eyes fixed on Li Feng who appeared in astonishment.

Li Feng was holding a bottle of wine, leaning against the broken wall, showing a harmless smile, and greeted: "Hey, isn't this Mr. Sa, the director of the Family Planning Commission? What's the wind blowing today that brought you to Earth?"

He shook the bottle and said, "Take a sip, it's so exciting."

Thanos tilted his head and pondered for a moment, saying: "According to the information given by Nebula, you are not a member of the Avengers, and you are not even an Earthling. Do you want to stop me?"

"Stop? No, no, no~" Li Feng first waved his hands with a look of horror, then teleported behind Thanos, swung the bottle at the back of his head like a ferocious devil, and grinned: "I never thought of stopping, but killing you."

"Bang~"

The bottle met Thanos's back as expected, and the splashing wine seemed to shout: Even if it is broken into pieces, I still want love? .

It's a pity that Thanos is a well-known heart of stone in the universe.

He didn't even look at the bottle, but calmly touched the back of his head, which was not even scratched, and said expressionlessly: "That's it?"

"Hiss~ Shaolin Iron Crotch Kung Fu?" Li Feng took a breath of cold air, hurriedly took out a bottle of good wine, and drank a big gulp to calm down.

Iron crotch? Does this thing have a back of the head? .Thanos' face turned black, and veins on his forehead popped up. He suppressed his anger and growled: "Don't think I can't hear you scolding me for having shit in my head,"

"Oh?" Li Feng twisted his waist and said shyly: "You found this out, I'm so embarrassed"

Fuck. Thanos only felt stinging in his eyes and severe stomach discomfort, and wanted to vomit.

The treatment plan is simple, just beat Li Feng violently.

If the effect is not obvious, you can beat him a few more times.

After prescribing the medicine, Thanos decided to follow the doctor's advice, and even didn't use the double-edged machete that he had relied on for many years, and directly swung his fist as big as a casserole and rushed to Li Feng's face.

He wanted to let someone understand why the flowers were so red.

Li Feng was not a coward. He threw the bottle viciously, put on his armor, and fought Thanos in close combat with his fists.

After the two sides exchanged dozens of moves, Thanos seized the opportunity and punched Li Feng with a powerful and heavy punch.

"Hehe~" Li Feng didn't care after landing. He stood up with a carp, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and said proudly: "That's it?"

In terms of close combat experience, he admitted that he was not as good as Thanos.

There was no way, Thanos was a big guy with full close combat experience.

And he always bullied the weak and feared the strong. He always ran away when he was in danger. He was a coward. Where did he get the life and death training and close combat experience?

In terms of strength, he was also not as good as Thanos.

Just like Thanos could knock him away with one punch, while his fist on the opponent's body could only scratch the skin at most, and it was the kind that couldn't even use a band-aid.

Besides.

Do you really think the backlash of the Infinity Stones is a joke?

He only has less than half of his health.

With so many factors, it's okay if he can't win in close combat. It's reasonable and understandable.

Besides, he is a mage.

The hard steel fist is just to measure the strength of both sides.

Look, he took a heavy punch and found that Thanos couldn't do anything to him for a while.

It's not impossible to teach Thanos how to behave with magic after he recovers from his injury.

On the other side, Thanos put away his contempt and turned around to pick up the double-edged sword.

Although the fight lasted only a few seconds, he had already sensed the tremendous energy in Li Feng's body.

Obviously, the first round was just a test, and he hadn't shown his true ability yet.

"Second round, start." Thanos pointed his blade directly at Li Feng and declared war.

"Hit a big watermelon," Li Feng rolled his eyes and opened the portal while transmitting the message to Kreacher.

Now that the goal has been achieved, wouldn't it be nice to be a member of the masses?

Moreover, even if he wanted to perform on stage in person, some big boss hiding at the end of time would probably jump out and object immediately.

He didn't want to fight two big guys at the same time.

No good fruit to eat.

At this time, Kreacher drove the RV through the portal and knocked the oncoming Thanos away.

"Uh~ Is it illegal to bump into aliens on Earth?"

Li Feng scratched his head and jumped on the roof of the car, ordered Kreacher to prepare drinks and peanuts, and said with a smile: "Mr. Thanos, it's not easy to fight. I have customized the opponent for you. You're welcome."

As soon as he finished speaking, a guy with the same appearance, skin color, and temperament as Yuthanos walked out of the RV.

The difference between the two may be that one is wearing armor and carrying a sword, while the other is wearing coarse linen and is unarmed.

"???" Thanos looked a little confused as he looked at himself who seemed to be portrayed in the same mold: What's going on? Is this my long-lost brother?

I never heard my parents mention that I have a younger brother or older brother.

"Want to blackmail me with family affection?" With his mind spinning, Thanos said expressionlessly: "I take it as my own duty to eliminate half of all life in order to allow the other half of life to continue to reproduce. Therefore, I will never involve myself in my career. emotion."

"Of course, for the sake of letting me know that I'm not the only Titan survivor,"

Thanos played a trick and solemnly said: "You will die without pain."

"Pfft~cough~" Li Feng, who was drinking, almost choked to death from Thanos's imagination. He turned to look at Thanos, who was wearing linen, and said: "Brother, it turns out you have humor bacteria. I'm sorry, I misunderstood you. "

Azanos twitched the corner of his mouth, walked towards Thanos with steady steps, and said in a low voice: "Silly Que, I am you, and I was beheaded by Thor Nahan five years ago."

As he spoke, he tore open his linen clothes, revealing the centipede-like scar on his neck, and said angrily: "But a certain bastard didn't agree with my eternal sleep, so he resurrected me and tampered with my soul. Now I just have no emotions." thug."

"Ouch~"

After saying that, Mai Thanos roared and rushed towards Thanos with a fearless attitude.

In fact, Mai Thanos knew very well that Li Feng resurrected him just for fun.

And the biggest fun is to let him compete with himself in 2014.

It doesn't matter who wins or loses, what matters is the fight.

Thanos' eyes became colder and colder, and he wished he could cut Li Feng into pieces and scatter his ashes into the septic tank.

what is this?

Another one where he finally achieved his goal and lived a peaceful old age on Titan.

As a result, a group of robbers broke into the house and beheaded him without saying a word.

The next step is even more amazing, especially resurrecting another self into a toy!

My uncle can't bear it, and my aunt can't bear it even more.

Thanos was so angry that his liver ached, and he wanted to tear Li Feng apart, but he couldn't do anything about it.

Damn it, Mai Thanos was blocking the road ahead. Although he had no armor or weapons, he completely abandoned defense and was fighting for his life. It was a luxury for him to even get close to Li Feng, let alone anything else.

Not long after, Stark, Thor, and Steve emerged from the ruins in disgrace.

Seeing two Thanos fighting happily in the open space, a string of question marks appeared above the heads of the three of them: What do you mean? Are you at odds with yourself? .

"Sit back and do nothing, or who should I help?" Stark hesitated for a moment and asked blankly.

Between the three of us, you look at me and I look at you, but no one can make up their mind.

If the help is correct, of course there is nothing to say, the world will be peaceful, and everyone will be happy.

I won’t tell you whether it’s embarrassing or not if you get it wrong. Human beings are probably going to be screwed anyway.

"Tony,"

At this time, a kind and familiar voice reached Stark's ears.

He followed the sound and looked closely, and saw a RV with the barrier parked not far away. There was a square table on the roof of the RV, and Potts, Morgan and Li Feng were sitting around the table.

"." Stark didn't know how to express his mood at this moment.

Good guys, this is the time to watch the fight between two Thanos.

Li Feng raised his wine glass to the three Starks and saluted: "Guys, the stage is ready. Actors please enter in an orderly manner."

"Bah~" Stark couldn't help but spat and cursed: "You can't afford my price. By the way, aren't you a poor person? Hurry up and perform hard. Once you're done, I'll give you a reward right away. ”

Li Feng leisurely picked up the peanuts and threw them into his mouth. He took another sip of wine and said with a smile: "As the saying goes, wealth cannot be kinky, power cannot bend. I am a referee, what will happen?"

"By the way, the Thanos without armor is my little brother. Don't injure him by accident. Otherwise, the cost of lost work, nutrition, mental damage, etc. will be astronomical."

"Sorry, sister," Stark said angrily.

Having determined their opponents, it stands to reason that the three of them should unleash a powerful wave of steel.

But for some reason, the three of them suddenly felt that the clown was themselves.

Hmm~ I feel bad all over.