Chapter 665 New Year's Eve Dinner
At dusk, South City.
In the central square, a group of little kids were happily setting off firecrackers.
The laughter echoed in the square.
Nanfeng and Xiaonan had just gone to Longcheng and bought all kinds of fireworks and firecrackers, ready to set them off in the evening.
"These firecrackers are not fun, they are too weak." Xiaonan looked at the two boxes of black spiders in his hand and curled his lips in disdain.
"If the power is too strong, it will become a bomb."
Nanfeng took a firecracker out of the box and said to Xiaonan: "Come on, light it."
Xiaonan snapped his fingers, and a small flame ignited between his fingers.
Nanfeng moved the firecracker over, lit it, and quickly inserted it into the nose of a snowman next to him.
Bang!
A hole was blown out of the snowman's face.
"Hahaha, this reminds me of blowing up cow dung when I was a child. I really miss it." Nanfeng laughed.
Not far away, a little kid with two lines of snot came over. He looked at the snowman that was blown up and cried loudly.
"Woo woo woo! My snowman! I spent half a day to build a snowman!" The little kid cried and rolled on the ground, "Mom, mom! My snowman is broken!"
Nanfeng's face changed slightly: "You actually called the parents? Let's run."
Nanfeng, who had done something bad, took Xiaonan away quickly.
In the city lord's mansion, in the back kitchen.
Shen Pan used his shadowless hand to cut the fresh yellow beef on the cutting board as thin as a cicada's wing.
"Damn, I've been cutting vegetables for a whole day, and no one came to help me?" Shen Pan complained, without stopping his hands.
It was about to get dark, and there were two big yellow cattle next to him that hadn't started cutting yet.
"I asked you to cut some vegetables, but you kept complaining all day."
Xu Ming held a toothpick in his mouth, bare-chested, and held a large iron pot in each hand, shaking the pot crazily.
His feet were still rhythmically stepping on the blower under his feet, making the fire in the stove more vigorous.
Xu Ming: "I am doing the work of four people alone. Did you see what I said?"
For the New Year's Eve dinner tonight, everyone in the [Handsome Guys Group] decided to call relatives and friends to eat together in the City Lord's Mansion.
After going through so many things, the brothers and sisters in the group have long been a family.
For the New Year's Eve dinner, it is only right when the whole family gathers together to eat.
Shen Pan complained, "No, where are the others? Why are we the only two working?"
Xu Ming answered, "Su Zeran is still at work, Wu Yuansheng went to the Ancient Forest to get fresh ingredients, Liu Daqiang is chopping trees, Luo Ge hasn't gone home yet, Nanfeng... Damn, where is Nanfeng? He just wrote a couplet and disappeared?"
Shen Pan shouted, "Damn, the laziest person in our Nancheng is the city lord! I really want to catch him now and let him cut beef here!"
Xu Ming nodded, "You're right, but you can't beat him."
Shen Pan wailed, "Oh, so angry."
………………
Night fell quickly.
There were more than a dozen tables in the city lord's mansion, and each table was a full banquet.
The high-level officials of Nancheng, including their relatives and friends, came to the table one after another.
Xu Ming walked out of the back kitchen with a huge shield on his head, on which were more than a dozen identical plates of stir-fried beef.
"Make way, make way, the waiter is going to serve the dishes."
Xu Ming shouted loudly, and suddenly found that the person blocking the way was Xiao Luo: "Hey, Brother Luo, when did you come back?"
Xiao Luo said calmly: "Just came back a while ago."
Xu Ming sneered: "Haha, you waited until we were done before you came back? That's really too much."
Xiao Luo: "..."
Xu Ming: "I'll punish myself with three cups later."
Xiao Luo: "Okay."
Xu Ming continued to serve the dishes, his eyes shuttled through the crowd, and soon found Nanfeng.
Nanfeng was talking and laughing with Xiaonan and his parents, and I don't know what they were talking about.
"Nanfeng, you're finally back." Xu Ming pretended to be angry and walked over, "Where did you go in the afternoon? The brothers are all working, but you didn't do anything!"
Nanfeng was stunned: "Uh...ah?"
No, buddy, what do you mean by this?
I clearly wrote a pair of awesome Spring Festival couplets, how come I didn't do anything?
On the side, Nanfeng's mother Ye Rushuang looked slightly reproachful: "Nanfeng, how can you be lazy? You are the city lord now, you must set an example in everything, understand?"
Nanfeng hurriedly responded: "Okay, Mom! I'll go to the kitchen to help now."
He stood up, put his arm around Xu Ming's broad shoulders, and sneered: "Come on, I'll help you serve the dishes."
Xu Ming said with a guilty conscience: "Well, that's not necessary, the dishes have been served, you will punish yourself with three cups later."
After that, Xu Ming broke free from Nanfeng's hand and plunged into the crowd.
"You Ran, you didn't work today, punish yourself with three cups later."
"Su Ze Ran, you didn't work today either, punish yourself with three cups later."
"Qiu Feihong, you today..."
Xu Ming wandered in the crowd, looking for all the guys who didn't work today, and asked everyone to punish themselves with three cups.
Those who didn't work knew they were in the wrong and could only agree.
"Nanfeng, let's prepare dinner." Su Zeran suddenly came to Nanfeng and said, "As the lord of Nancheng, do you want to say a few words?"
Nanfeng frowned slightly: "Do you still need to speak? I haven't prepared a speech yet."
Su Zeran took out three sheets of paper filled with writing and handed them to Nanfeng: "I've prepared them for you, go ahead."
Hey, there are so many words, how long will it take to read them?
Nanfeng took the speech, glanced at it, and then stood on the chair.
"Ahem, everyone, look over here!"
Everyone who was chatting turned their heads and looked at Nanfeng.
Nan Feng cleared his throat, picked up the speech, and began to read: "Dear relatives and friends, we can gather together today..."
"It's too long in the middle and I'm too lazy to read it."
“Finally, let’s make dumplings and smash them together~”
"Okay, let's eat!"
When Su Zeran saw this, his eyes darkened: "..."
Su Zeran, who had been writing his speech for a long time, quietly broke into pieces.
This New Year's Eve dinner was held amidst laughter and laughter. Everyone went around the table to toast each other and introduce their relatives and friends to each other.
Halfway through the meal, Xu Ming and Judge Shen sneaked outside the city lord's mansion.
The two engineering men happened to drive over in a carriage, and they brought over a dozen cups. Each of these cups was more than one meter high!
Xu Ming: "Thank you for your hard work, male engineering major."
Two men majoring in engineering: "Ma De, you have to work overtime during the Chinese New Year, so you get extra money!"
Judge Shen: "Okay, okay, I'll give you three times your salary. I'll get it from Su Zeran when the time comes."
Soon, Xu Ming and Judge Shen moved the dozen cups into the city lord's palace.
Nanfeng, who has sharp eyes, saw the large cup that was more than one meter high at a glance.
He stared: "I'm sorry, it's so big. This cup can't hold ten kilograms of wine?"
Xu Ming laughed loudly and said: "You who just promised to punish yourself with three drinks, come up and get the drinks quickly!"
Nanfeng and Xiao Luo looked at each other, both burying their heads under the table, not daring to look at Xu Ming.
Three cups of self-imposed punishment?
After these three cups, the belly will suddenly gain 30 pounds, and the belly will be as big as a pig’s head?
Who can bear it?
Judge Shen: "Nan Shen, you are the most lazy and don't do anything. Come up first and punish yourself with three cups of wine!"
Nanfeng was suddenly called by name, and his body trembled with fright.
But now that thousands of eyes are focused on him, it won't be good if he continues to hide under the table.
So he slowly stood up and said, "What does laziness mean? This word is not used well."
"It's a holiday today and I have two days off. What's wrong?"
"Why do you say I'm lazy?"
