Chapter 12 You farted
Laugh, laugh at your grandpa!
Listening to the loud laughter coming from around him, Chen Xuan's face was dark and red, and he made such a big mistake. Fortunately, he was naturally thick-skinned, otherwise he would have wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in.
But just when Chen Xuan was about to order another item on the menu, he didn't know what voice came from the waiter's headset. She immediately said: "Sir, I'm sorry, the egg fried rice you asked for has already been made. Please Hold on!"
Hearing what the waiter said, the people in the restaurant who were laughing at Chen Xuan were stunned.
Does this western restaurant really have egg fried rice?
It shouldn’t be!
Opposite Chen Xuan, even Xiao Yuhan had a look of astonishment on his face.
Hearing what the waiter said, Chen Xuan felt much better. He nodded, handed the menu to the waiter with a wave of his hand, and said boldly, "I want a big one!"
puff!
Everyone collectively sprayed!
Looking at this guy's aura as if he ordered a delicacy from the mountains and seas, even Xiao Yuhan couldn't help but burst into laughter. This guy is definitely a weirdo!
"Hey, Zhou Jian, such a stupid idiot who has never seen the world dares to enter a Western restaurant. How about we go over and play with this country bumpkin and have some fun?" The fat young man next to Zhou Jian looked at Chen Xuan's face. Position, grinned, but he mostly focused on Xiao Yuhan.
Hearing this, Zhou Jian narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "Young Master Wu, although I can crush this bumpkin to death at any time, but if you want to play, Mr. Wu, I don't mind giving him to you."
Hearing this, Wu Tian grinned and said, "Sure, when I have the chance, I will trample this bumpkin to death to vent my anger on you, but right now, the woman opposite him is quite interesting, and she is the most beautiful woman in Dongling City." Qin Shuyi is comparable to her, hehe, she is my type!"
Wu Tian's fat face had a delicate beauty that was ready to move, comparable to Qin Shuyi's, and he didn't want to let it go.
Seeing that Wu Tian had not moved Chen Xuan's thoughts for the time being, Zhou Jian's eyes flashed with a hidden look of disappointment. He originally wanted to use Wu Tian's hands to take care of Chen Xuan. After all, Wu Tian was behind The ability is stronger than that of the Zhou family. Even if Chen Xuan is touched, Jiang Xiaotang may not come forward.
Although he really wanted to do it himself, Jiang Xiaotang was standing behind Chen Xuan, which made Zhou Jian a little afraid to act rashly. However, once his Zhou family got on Master Wu's line, even if Chen Xuan had Jiang Xiaotang protecting him, he would still do it. Kill Chen Xuan.
Not long after, the egg fried rice ordered by Chen Xuan was served.
I've been hungry all day, and this guy was already greedy after smelling the fragrant egg fried rice. He picked up his chopsticks and started gobbling it up. In less than a minute, this guy finished half of the big bowl of egg fried rice, and he continued to eat while he was still hungry. While muttering, "Bad review, the one made by the master's wife is not as delicious. The egg fried rice made by the master's wife always contains chopped green onion. It's a five-star hotel. It's so damn stingy that it's not even willing to put in the chopped green onion..."
Xiao Yuhan was closest to Chen Xuan, so she could clearly hear what Chen Xuan was saying. She was enjoying the steak and twitched the corner of her mouth. What kind of idiot from a mountain village was this?
The people dining around looked at this guy eating as fast as a starving ghost reincarnated, and they suddenly became even more contemptuous. Compared with elegant gentlemen like them, this guy was simply a piece of dirt.
Of course, most of the eyes were focused on Xiao Yuhan, a beautiful woman. As for Chen Xuan, a tough village man who looked like a hardcore person at first glance, they didn't bother to take a second look.
But while the people in the restaurant were enjoying the beauty Xiao Yuhan while dining, a short and fat young man came over with a glass of red wine, and the huge tonnage sat down on the empty seat of Xiao Yuhan's table. He said politely, "Hello, beautiful lady, my name is Wu Tian, and I am the young boss of the Wu Group. Can I buy the lady a drink?"
Seeing Wu Tian appear, many people in the restaurant were angry.
"Damn it, Damn it, who is this short fat guy? He got there before I even had a chance to make a move. Is he looking for death?"
"Where the hell did this short winter melon come from? He is so stupid and still wants to pick up girls, and he doesn't even take a mirror to look at him first."
"Shh, keep your voices down. That's the young master of the Wu Group. If you offend him, you won't get any good results."
"What, the young boss of the Wu Group..."
The people who heard this suddenly shrank their necks. The Wu family of the Wu Group is a big family in Dongling City. I heard that they have close relations with the people on the road. They have more than ten engineering teams under them. With one order, they can instantly Gather hundreds of people!
Looking at the young man in front of her who was two sizes older than herself, Xiao Yuhan frowned and said calmly, "You don't need to bother Mr. Wu, I'm a very drunk person."
"No trouble, no trouble..." Wu Tian's face was as thick as the fat on his body. He pretended not to hear the hidden meaning of Xiao Yuhan's words and said with a smile, "I dare to ask the lady's name. It's a long night. Why don't I invite the lady out for a couple of drinks?" how?"
Seeing Wu Tian stalking him, everyone around him was angry but dared not say anything, with aggrieved expressions on his face. Damn it, this delicate flower that could rival Qin Shuyi would really fall into the hands of this second generation ancestor, right?
Thinking of the scene of Xiao Yuhan, a beautiful woman being pinned down by a short and fat man weighing two hundred pounds, the people around her suddenly felt a chill.
That tonnage... I guess it could crush a heifer to death!
"Thank you Mr. Wu for your kindness. No need. I don't like drinking." Xiao Yuhan had just returned to the country and did not want to offend these second-generation ancestors who relied on their family background.
"It doesn't matter if you don't like drinking. I wonder what Miss likes? As long as you tell me, I, Wu Tian, can do it." Wu Tian patted his breasts, which were almost as big as Xiao Yuhan, and said with a bold face, full of nouveau riche flavor.
Seeing this, Chen Xuan behind him was a little unhappy. Damn, this guy was probably thicker-skinned than him. There was no way he could fall in love with the girl he liked.
Immediately, I saw this guy finishing the egg fried rice with three strokes, five pieces and two pieces, and burped with satisfaction on his face.
Then when Xiao Yuhan frowned and didn't know how to get rid of Wu Tian, this guy sat next to Xiao Yuhan. I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentional. This guy even moved his butt towards Xiao Yuhan, letting the two of them Almost close to each other.
Then the guy grinned and asked Xiao Yuhan, who was a little stunned, "Honey, are you done eating? It's time to go back and feed the child."
I'm in a trough!
With one sentence, people in the restaurant almost fell off their stools and stared at Chen Xuan in disbelief.
Even Gao Yao's expression in the corner became very exciting at this moment!
Wu Tian became angry when he heard these words. He slapped the table and stood up and cursed angrily: "Country bumpkin, what the hell did you say?"
Hearing this, Chen Xuan glanced at him: "Little fat man, did you fart? Why do you smell so bad?"
"You just fucking farted, I..."
Puff puff puff puff!
Before Wu Tian could finish his words, a loud fart sounded from Wu Tian's crotch, as if he had diarrhea!
In an instant, the entire restaurant was filled with a pungent smell that made it difficult to open one's eyes.
"Damn, this fart is still flavored with chili pepper. It will kill your father!" Chen Xuan looked disgusted.
