Chapter 8 Cock, as a substitute

Unexpectedly, the lazy man actually opened his mouth and bit his fingers, as if biting chicken claws, bit by bit, and the blood turned his mouth red.

Oh my God, what the hell is this?

I didn't care about anything else. It was more important to save the lazy man's life. Without thinking about it, I took out the flashlight and rushed into the lazy man's room.

I don’t know if it was an illusion or something, but I noticed a black shadow quickly flashing past the windowpane of Lazy Man’s house, and disappeared into the darkness in the blink of an eye.

The black shadow scared me so much that I felt goosebumps all over my body, and I was a little afraid to go in. But Li Mazi who followed gave me courage, and we stumbled into the lazy man's room together.

The lazy man lay down again and fell asleep like a dead pig.

The middle finger of his right hand was gone, and blood flowed all over the quilt.

Damn it. I cursed secretly, rushed up and slapped the lazy man: "Wake up quickly."

The lazy man opened his eyes in a daze, and the voice was a little angry: "What are you doing? Sleep well."

While speaking, I accidentally spat out half of the fingers in my mouth. He grabbed his fingers inexplicably and asked, "What is this?"

Li Mazi said: "Don't you feel the pain? That's your finger. You just bit your finger off."

The lazy man was stunned for a moment, stretched out his hands and looked at them carefully for a long time, and finally screamed: "Help! My fingers are gone..."

Seeing that the lazy man was about to go crazy, Li Mazi and I quickly got him into the car and drove quickly towards the hospital in the town.

Halfway through the car, I remembered that I didn't take half of the lazy man's finger with me. I was about to go back to look for him, but Li Mazi patted me and said it was too late, so I should go to the hospital to stop the bleeding first! Even if we could find the severed finger, it would be difficult to reconnect it with the technology of the town hospital.

The lazy man was crying loudly along the way. I asked the lazy man if it hurt? The lazy man said he didn't feel anything at all, he just felt sorry that his finger was gone.

Can't feel any pain? I gasped.

This thing is really weird.

When the doctors at the town hospital saw the lazy man's bloody body, they were all stunned. And when stitches were being given to his wound, the lazy man didn't even scream.

But on the way back, around seven o'clock in the morning, the lazy man finally screamed in the back seat.

It seemed that he had regained his sense of pain.

This also explains why the lazy man didn't feel any pain when he hurt himself before, but didn't feel the pain until he woke up in the morning.

But no matter how much pain he feels, there's nothing we can do. We can't just turn around and go to the hospital for an injection of anesthetic.

After he got used to the pain, the lazy man asked me: "Brother Zhang...Brother Zhang, who injured my hand?"

Li Mazi snorted coldly: "Didn't I tell you everything? You bit it off yourself."

The lazy man's face immediately turned pale: "Are you...are you kidding me? I'll bite off my own finger? I won't be possessed by ghosts these days, right?"

I shook my head and said it was not clear yet.

The lazy man was silent for a long time, and suddenly said viciously: "After I went back, I threw the blue and white porcelain! I don't believe it. A living person can't handle a piece of broken porcelain."

I quickly said: "You must not drop the blue and white porcelain, otherwise your end will be a hundred times worse than now."

The lazy man said in horror: "Brother Zhang, you must help me."

I nodded and said, "Don't worry! I have basically figured out what material that blue and white porcelain is made of. I promise that from today on, nothing weird will happen to you again."

Li Mazi immediately asked me what the blue and white porcelain was made of.

I said, "It must have been mixed with teeth and fingernails, because lazy people use teeth and fingernails when they harm themselves every night."

Li Mazi couldn't help but take a breath: "There were such perverted people in ancient times? Why would he make such a piece of porcelain?"

Of course, this is also my question.

After we sent the lazy man back, we got in the car with Li Mazi and discussed our plans for tonight.

First, we must find a way to temporarily suppress this blue and white porcelain, so that it cannot continue to harm lazy people.

Second, we still have to figure out why this piece of blue and white porcelain is staring at lazy people?

Only by finding the root of the problem can we start to solve it.

"Yes, this blue and white porcelain must have come because my aunt was in a bad mood, right? It has been passed down for several generations and it was fine, but when it got into the hands of lazy people, it caused weird things one after another." Li Mazi said in a dumbfounded voice.

I asked Li Mazi to collect some human teeth and fingernails for me. The more the better. Li Mazi asked me what I wanted these things for, and I smiled and said fight fire with fire.

I wasn't sure exactly how to fight poison with poison, so I didn't tell Li Mazi.

Li Mazi went to collect things, while I went to see the lazy man.

The lazy man was huddled up in pain at the moment. When he saw me, he wanted to kneel down pitifully.

Maybe in his eyes, I was the last straw.

I sighed, helped him up and said, "If you want to survive, answer me a few questions honestly!"

Human life was at stake, so the lazy man naturally did not dare to neglect, and immediately nodded, saying that as long as he knew, he would answer truthfully.

"First, have you done anything to insult blue and white porcelain in the past few days, such as putting it in the toilet or mixing it with underwear?" I asked.

The lazy man shook his head like a rattle: "No, no, absolutely not."

"You'd better tell the truth."

"This really doesn't exist." The lazy man looked aggrieved.

"Okay, then answer my second question. Have you offended anyone in the past few days? Or let others come into contact with blue and white porcelain. I suspect that someone has angered blue and white porcelain."

The lazy man thought for a moment, then shook his head: "I'm even more sure of this. I have treated the blue and white porcelain as a treasure during this period and never let others touch it."

That's strange. Why is this blue and white porcelain so bad-tempered?

After two hours, Li Mazi finally came back with a baggage in his hand.

As soon as he came to me, he angrily threw the baggage to me and said that if he collects these messy things in the future, you can do it yourself.

I asked him what happened? Li Mazi suddenly blushed: "The gang in the village took the opportunity to extort money. They asked me for two thousand yuan for such a small fingernail."

I was speechless.

Then, I asked Li Mazi to buy a big rooster. The redder the comb, the better. After I crushed the teeth and fingernails, I fed it to the big rooster and swallowed it.

Li Mazi and Lazy Man looked puzzled. After I finished all this, they couldn't wait to ask me what I wanted to do.

I smiled and said what else could I do? This is a stand-in for lazy people.

Li Mazi laughed heartily: "Let a rooster stand in for a lazy man? Wouldn't this rooster feel particularly insulted and wronged?"

The lazy man rolled his eyes at Li Mazi: "Brother Li, can you have some moral integrity? I'm already like this, and you still laugh at me."

The task tonight is to find out why the lazy man offended the blue and white porcelain, so that we can prescribe the right medicine.

The lazy man was injured and couldn't cook for himself. Li Mazi threw the lazy man a box of instant rice and asked him to pour some boiling water to soak it and eat it. It was probably the first time for a lazy man to eat this thing. It was such a joy to eat that he almost swallowed his lunch box.

Next, there is a long wait.

I suddenly felt a little uneasy.

Think about it when your grandfather and father were doing this business. What didn’t you see? Even if you encounter some weird things, you can solve them within a day.

Compared with them, I am really a bit lacking in talent and learning. However, I feel that this industry is a process of accumulation of experience. A skilled person can see the origin of the vagina at a glance, and then prescribe the right medicine, and naturally it can be easily solved.

This time the situation is much more troublesome than embroidered shoes. So I found a piece of paper and listed all the possible accidents, lest I encounter these accidents and my brain short-circuit in a hurry, which would be troublesome.

As night fell, Li Mazi and I climbed onto the roof again and carefully observed what was going on below.

As for the lazy guy, I let him put his big cock on the bed while I slept under the bed.

Hopefully this will work and make the pussy mistake the big cock for a slob.

The night is a little warmer today, and even the moon is round. A forest in the distance is covered with a silvery veil under the moonlight. The old houses in the village are dotted among them, exuding a rustic atmosphere. If it weren't for the blue and white porcelain, it would be no exaggeration to describe this place as a paradise.

There was still no movement in the first half of the night, but this long wait was the real torture for me.

Because I know that the real danger is about to come!