Chapter 380: Stunned this uncle 4 more
My beauty Qunfang 380 knocked this uncle stunned for 4 more
The bright sun in the morning scattered, making the whole beach look golden and brilliant, like a huge sandy land. The waves hit the shore, and the waves were blooming, reaching a height of more than one meter. At eight in the morning, people come out for a run, soaking up the beach air, and whatever they like!
"Today's game is the beach, are you ready?" The tour guide said with a smile, took a small flag, and took the tourists to the beach.
"Guide, this beach is big, but it's not big enough for us to have fun for a day, right?"
"Yeah, yeah! It's going to get boring after a day's play!"
The tour guide laughed, "We all have professional introductions and ways to play, so of course we won't let you get bored. After collecting your money, we will naturally take you to watch the scenery and have fun!"
Li Lili took a sip of maltose in her mouth and asked, "Then what are we doing in the morning?"
"It's very simple, do you eat watermelon?" The tour guide smiled.
Everyone was puzzled for a while, and Wang Xiaoyu said, "I, I like to eat watermelon!"
"What's so delicious about watermelon, there are too many seeds, it's not interesting at all, I like candy!" Lilia said cutely.
"Hehe, of course Loli likes lollipops the most!" I don't know which guy secretly made a voice.
"Your sister, you like to eat lollipops!" Li Lili became a little more sensible and seemed to have thought of something, her face was pink, and she cursed loudly!
"Ha ha…"
Everyone laughed brightly, and Li Yuling scolded her back when she saw the loli being bullied!
Su Ming shook his head and was full of helplessness. Others' tour guides were introducing how to play, but Li Liya was better. He came directly to spoil the fun. Of course others were dissatisfied!
The tour guide walked to a watermelon stall with a smile, and said with a smile, "Everyone come here to play tricks, you haven't tried the fun of smacking watermelons like this, have you?"
The tourists gathered around the watermelon stall and looked at a big man selling watermelons. The big man had a wretched smile and a fleshy face. When he saw that there was business, he could not help entertaining him with joy.
"Boss, give me a stick! I want to be cool!" the tour guide laughed.
"Okay! Please wait a moment!" The big man looked wretched, then loosened his trousers, and looked at the surrounding tourists looking at each other, the tour guide would not be…
In fact, everyone thought crooked, I saw the big man suddenly sitting on the ground in the appearance of Guanyin sitting on the lotus, and then put a watermelon on top of his head, and he held the watermelon inconceivably and did not fall down. Everyone who saw it exclaimed, this big man Have you practiced iron head kung fu?
In fact, looking at the posture of Dahan Guanyin sitting on the lotus, they knew that Dahan must have gone through countless exercises to be able to hold a large watermelon on top of his head and not fall down.
"My dears, look at it!" The tour guide took a wooden stick, stood valiantly, smiled brightly, then held the stick with one hand and smack the watermelon on top of the big man's head, "Peng!" Watermelon It was smashed into pieces in an instant, but it didn't turn into a muddy look as expected, but shattered into pieces of round melon pieces. The tourists who watched it kept complimenting it. This tour guide is awesome! It's such a good result!
The tour guide smiled modestly and said, "Who wants to play? Is your technique as accurate as mine? Let's talk about it first, it will cost you 100 yuan to slap one, and you don't need to eat it. The owner of the stall will be responsible for eating it. ."
"Hee hee! I, I want to play!" Li Lili said with great interest, she couldn't wait to suck, how could such a fun thing be without this savage loli?
"Okay, come first, remember to pay later!" the tour guide laughed.
Li Lili took a stack of RMB from her pocket and gave it to the person in charge of collecting the money, then took the round wooden stick and said, "Uncle, my technique is very accurate, you must be ready!"
"Okay, the more accurate your technique is, if you reach 90 points, I'll be free and I won't charge you any money, Amitabha, it's good!"
"bump!"
Li Lili closed her eyes, held a stick in both hands and slammed it over. Instead of the expected watermelon breaking, there was a sound of sticks smashing meat.
One look, the poor stall owner has passed out on the ground! Li Lili hit her left cheek with a stick...
"Lily, why did you hit someone in the face?" Qin Yuan said to Li Lili speechlessly, looking at the unlucky stall owner with a star-filled expression, she ran over with disgust and said to the stall owner. A few apologies!
"I, I'm timid, close my eyes and swing a stick!" Li Lili said embarrassedly, "Uncle, I'm sorry, didn't I hurt you?"
"It's not hurt, but the left cheek is crooked!" The big man was obviously very dissatisfied, and he touched his left cheek!
"Hee hee! Then I will accompany you with the money, please forgive me!" Li Lili said childishly.
Li Yuling tapped her on the head and said, "Lily, what's your attitude, you still don't sincerely apologize to people and compensate them for money? Do you think they're rare? Really, apologize immediately, No sincerity at all!"
"Oh, that's it! Big sister, don't be angry." Li Lili sincerely apologized to the big man, who is not someone who is easy to hold grudges, so he reluctantly accepted her apology, and Li Lili said, "Okay, uncle, let me Another swing, I won't close my eyes this time!"
The big man was sweating on his forehead, watching Li Lili's uncertain stick playing around, seriously, he was starting to worry about himself!
"bump."
Li Lili waved her stick again, this time she finally hit the watermelon, the big man's heavy heart can be said to be relieved!
"The watermelon is smashed into mud, you get zero points!" Dahan commented.
"Uncle, you are looking for Bian! You actually gave aunt zero points?" Li Lili was so angry, her round and tender face became angry, and she flew over to the big man with one foot. Don't look at the big man's stature, but he was sitting without any precautions and sitting down. In a sullen posture, the angry Loli gave him a sturdy push, and still gave Fei a somersault.
"Yo yo, what kind of girl is she, she'll beat up at every turn!" The big man said in a depressed tone.
Li Lili pointed at him like a stubborn young lady and shouted, "You sister! You deserved to be beaten by me, but you gave me zero marks. I usually get more than 100 points in exams, how could I possibly get eggs? When? I'm so **** off, rascal, go one-on-one with him!"
Li Lili took Su Ming's hand and acted coquettishly!
The people around felt a big head, this girl is too unreasonable, right? You don't feel sorry for beating someone, yet you still shout to continue beating?
Su Ming slapped Li Lili's little **** and said, "Lily, you are too much. If other people's patience is not good, they will settle accounts with you long ago. Don't you know that you are too much? Go, apologize yourself, and pull others up! "
"I won't go, hum!" Li Lili said savagely. Pout little mouth!
"Then others will come to squat on you, and we won't help you. Do you feel better?" Su Ming said.
"Of course not happy!"
"Then do you care about other people's feelings?"
"I.."
"Uncle, I will never again, please forgive me again!"
The big man sighed, and didn't really care about a little girl. On the contrary, he found that the little girl here made the atmosphere lively. There are more and more people around!
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