Chapter 142: you are not human

When a ray of sunlight shone in the living room the next day, Yang Yiyun opened his eyes.

But the next moment, he almost yelled out~

At this moment, he is lying on the sofa naked, the point is that there is a naked police flower Ning Ke lying beside him~

Look at the mess in the living room again~ He was filled with bursts of guilty conscience, and recalled that everything from last night was clearly presented in his mind.

"The special essence of dragon pill is harmful to people~"

Yang Yiyun cursed with a wry smile in his heart.

Thinking about him at the last moment yesterday, he seemed to lose his mind. The records in the cultivation classics left by the master seemed to be a sign of confusion.

But fortunately, Ning Ke's appearance didn't let him get confused.

But now, after everything is normal, how to face Ning Ke is a difficult problem!

Seeing that there still seemed to be tears on her face, Yang Yiyun felt guilty in her heart.

However, I can’t really blame him yesterday, just at a critical juncture, Ning Ke didn’t believe that he took the medicine. As a result...

Quietly got up and got ready to put on clothes, only to find that whether it was his own clothes or Ning Ke's clothes, they were all rags, and they couldn't be worn at all if they were dilapidated.

He took a blanket to block him, got up and walked to the bedroom, put on a new set of clothes, he walked out, looked at Ning Ke who was sleeping on the sofa, walked to her and gently picked her up and walked towards the bedroom.

After all, sleeping on the sofa is not as comfortable as sleeping on the bed.

After putting the quilt on her, she walked out of the room and closed the door gently.

What Yang Yiyun didn't know at this time was that Ning Ke twitched his face a few times before curling his head into the bed.

…………

Yang Yiyun looked at the mess in the living room and started cleaning the battlefield.

Ten minutes later, after he had cleaned up, there was a problem in front of him.

That is, Ning Ke's clothes were all torn to rags by him, and he wanted to buy clothes for her.

There are no women's clothes at home.

And you have to buy from the inside out, the coat is nothing more, the key is how can underwear let him be a big man?

After tangled up, Yang Yiyun still went downstairs, what can I do if I don't buy it?

Regardless of whether it was intentional or unintentional or by mistake, it is true that the rice is cooked, and it is true that he must be held responsible.

After going downstairs, Yang Yiyun drove to the nearest shopping mall and walked into a women's underwear shop with a twist.

After entering, the salesperson was very enthusiastic and asked with a smile whether he would buy underwear for his girlfriend.

Yang Yiyun could only nod in embarrassment.

But when the salesperson asked what size he needed, Yang Yiyun was a little dumbfounded. He knew that Ning Ke was very good, but the specific size was not the specific size. So he simply acted as a local tyrant and said to the salesperson: "You will get me some large sets. ."

The salesperson was taken aback for a moment, and when he reacted, he was overjoyed to run into the stupid local tyrant. How many sets?

Haha, two sets are also several sets, and nine sets are also several sets!

In a blink of an eye, the salesperson stuffed a total of nine sets in Yang Yiyun's hand, and said with a smile: "Mr., I have installed a few sets for you in the medium, large and extra-large size. Please go to the cashier to check out."

Yang Yiyun himself was unnatural for a big man to buy underwear in a women's clothing store, and he took it to the checkout counter without asking a few questions from the salesperson.

Good guys check out nine sets of underwear for 110,000 yuan, which is still discounted.

Hundreds of thousands are not too much for Yang Yiyun now. I have heard that women's underwear is very expensive in school before, so I didn't care about it. After swiping the card, I fled out.

Finally, I bought three more sets of clothes for Ning Ke, which cost 90,000 yuan, and finally bought enough from the inside out.

I went out of the mall and went to the supermarket to buy some vegetables, ready to go home to cook. I don’t have to worry about whether to go to work or not, even if it’s the weekend today.

When I got home, I opened the door and found that Ning Ke was wearing his compassionate shirt, with wet hair as if she had just taken a shower, holding Mink and Monkey in her arms, teasing and watching TV on the sofa.

The two looked at each other, and Yang Yiyun said in embarrassment, "Why don't you sleep a little longer?"

Ning Ke flushed, and then said with a sullen face, "I'm not a pig~ I'm still asleep at ten o'clock."

Yang Yiyun felt bitter when he heard Ning Ke’s icy voice. What he was afraid of was Ning Ke’s waking up after the autumn was settled. Now it looks like the situation is really not good~

Immediately after that, Ning Ke spoke again, but Yang Yiyun almost fell over as soon as he opened his mouth.

Just listen to her voice full of cold air: "Yang Yiyun Qiang is a criminal policeman, do you know what the crime is?"

Yang Yiyun was embarrassed with a black line, and his heart was also frizzy, but he knew that he couldn't argue with Ning Ke at this time, and could only follow her to say good things.

He walked to Ning Ke and said with a smile: "Then I went to the mall to buy you clothes, and I don't know if it's appropriate to buy a few more sets, you try, I'll cook for you."

Ning Ke originally wanted to curse Yang Yiyun, but seeing the big and small bags in his hand, it turned out that he went out to buy her clothes. After getting up before, she found that Yang Yiyun was not there. She thought the **** had escaped in fear of crime, but blamed him wrongly. .

Thinking of the anger in her heart a little bit, now that the clothes are really needed for her, thinking about the picture of the **** who rudely tore her clothes all over her body last night, Ning Ke could not help but flushed with anger at the same time.

Her first time was gone. She was snatched away by a **** Yang Yiyun, which made her feel very uncomfortable. If she had a gun at this moment, she would definitely shoot this bastard, right?

With a cold snort, she grabbed the clothes bag in Yang Yiyun's hand and wanted to go to the bedroom to change clothes.

But as soon as she moved, she couldn't help but yelled out, slumped on the sofa, and when she was taking a bath somewhere, she looked at the redness and swelling.

"It's all this bastard. Last night it was the incarnation of a beast. It went back and forth eleven times. She fainted three times." Ning Ke cursed in her heart.

Yang Yiyun saw Ning Ke's pale and painful face, and quickly went to help her and said, "Are you all right? What's the matter?"

Ning Ke became more angry when she heard Yang Yiyun's question, and stared and cursed, "Asshole Yang Yiyun, you are not a human being~"

"Uh~what happened to me?" Yang Yiyun looked innocent.

"You last night..." Ning Ke almost fumbled in a hurry, and stopped quickly.

But at this time, Yang Yiyun understood a little bit. Seeing that she was covering her belly with one hand at this moment, she understood in an instant that it turned out to be... ahem, what made her...

"Ahem~" Yang Yiyun coughed awkwardly and blushed. At this time, he forcibly grabbed Ning Ke and picked it up.

"Asshole, what are you doing? You let me go?" Ning Ke was taken aback by Yang Yiyun's hug. She thought he was going to be animalistic again. She was really scared and hurriedly shouted.

However, Yang Yiyun slapped her **** on her **** with a deep and domineering expression, "Stop making trouble, I'll enter the bedroom for you to treat your illness."

This scared Ning Ke was a bit wronged and hurt. After all, she did not dare to make a fuss. She also understood that the **** Yang Yiyun was indeed good in medical skills. Maybe it could really help her alleviate some. It hurts too much and it’s difficult to walk. She always washes herself with tears in the bath.

After Yang Yiyun carried Ning Ke into the bedroom and placed it on the bed, he turned over his palm and took out a body tempering pill that was refined yesterday. It was divided into two halves, and he took out half and said to Ning Ke, "Open your mouth and swallow it~"

Ning Ke is a criminal policeman who often arrests prisoners. Body Tempering Pill can increase her physique. Yang Yiyun was afraid that she could not bear a whole one, so she gave her half, thinking about waiting for a while to help her resolve with infuriating energy, which can eliminate her faster Pain in the body.

Facing the pill that Yang Yiyun took out, Ning Ke smelled a scent of sub-medicine, subconsciously opened her mouth, and was instantly stuffed into her mouth by Yang Yiyun.

"this is……"

"Don't talk, since you know the existence of ancient warriors, I will teach you a mental formula today, follow me carefully, don't have any distracting thoughts."

Yang Yiyun actually came up with a cultivation technique called "Zixia Jue" in his mind, preparing to take the opportunity to guide Ning Ke's cultivation today. Of course, when giving it to her general, in order to avoid trouble, he can only say it is a martial arts mental technique. Anyway, Ning Ke knew the existence of ancient warriors.

Hearing Yang Yiyun’s serious words, Ning Ke was shocked. She did know about ancient warriors, and there were people in her family who were real ancient warriors. Since she was a child, she envied any elder sister who was accepted as a disciple by the mysterious sect of China who could cultivate the ancients. Wu, it's a pity that she didn't have that chance.

Now that Yang Yiyun actually said to teach her how to cultivate her mind, Ning Ke's heart suddenly moved.

Yang Yiyun sat on the bed and put his hands on her back, and Ning Ke suddenly felt a flow of heat appearing in his body.

Immediately afterwards, I heard Yang Yiyun again instructed: "Follow me to read ~ Purple Qi is coming to the east, the sky is full of morning clouds, the sky of Yu Nei, the world of Shi Fang..."

Hearing the words read by Yang Yiyun, Ning Ke suddenly felt her mind calm down and began to recite with Yang Yiyun!