Five hundred and four, the joke of the century (looking for a place to vaccinate)

504、Century Joke

This time, Locke led the first cavalry division as the vanguard, and next to him was the rangers led by Bonner. On the etheric side, Mel was responsible for the three-way advance in an orderly manner.

Suddenly, the electronic equipment of the Rangers led by Bonner suddenly started to blur, and then all the cars and armored vehicles drove towards Locke's 1st Cavalry Division by themselves.

Bonner, who was originally sitting in the car, was turned over by the sudden acceleration of the car, before he had time to reprimand the driver. The driver raised his hands and said helplessly, General, I didn't move.

Only then did Bonner realize that the driver's legs and hands hadn't touched the car at all, and he said anxiously, Jump out of the car.

After the people in the car jumped out of the car, they were surprised to find that almost everyone jumped out of the car in a hurry. There were even tank drivers who climbed out directly from the observation port and jumped down anxiously.

All the people who jumped out of the car stared dumbfounded at all the vehicles and tanks driving towards Locke's 1st Cavalry Division. Bonner wanted the communicator to call Locke, but he discovered that all the communication equipment had also failed.

Around the cautious observers on Locke's side, the car suddenly turned around in a circle, and all the cars turned their heads towards the first division of the etheric kingdom.

Shit, it won't come again. Locke's heart shuddered, and before he could react, the people next to him dragged him out of the car.

Then Locke stared dumbfounded at the big troop rushing over behind him in a mighty way.

General, let's go. The people next to him hurriedly pulled Locke to the side, and saw that Bonner's big army and Locke's large army converged and drove towards the etheric country in a mighty manner.

what?

All the soldiers have question marks on their faces. You look at me, I look at you, and everyone doesn't know what happened.

The most confused ones belonged to the AFC SEALs who were called to help. They were at the forefront and happened to be the closest to the etheric kingdom in the entire formation.

As a result, the person in charge of Team A of the home team was dumbfounded to see a group of friendly troops rushing towards him in a mighty way. He thought it was something wrong with him.

Before he could speak, his subordinates hurried over and said, Hulk, our communication has a problem, and we can't get in touch with everyone.

Shit, spread out. After Hulk listened to his men's report, he could only tell his men to spread out. He didn't want to block the torrent of steel with his body.

In this way, all the SEAL members just watched their various armored vehicles speeding towards the etheric country so stupidly.

Oh my god, what the hell. The etheric country was completely confused. Seeing the American convoy heading towards him, he thought that he was about to encounter an enemy.

I didn't expect to take a closer look and see who was in these cars? All the cars are empty, and as for the tanks and armored vehicles, the doors are all open.

Scatter, scatter. Mel's heart was half cold, and he dared to let the people on his side avoid it. But it was sad to find that all the cars and armored vehicles had broken down at this moment.

So everyone dropped their equipment and fled for their lives.

Mel, who was pulled away by his men, could only watch helplessly as the American convoy collided violently with his own convoy.

Do you think that's it? With everyone stunned, the equipment of the United States began to shoot at each other with the equipment of the etheric country.

boom boom boom

The huge shock wave made all the etheric people rush to find cover, and some people who couldn't escape were even knocked to the ground by the huge air wave.

The United States is also dumbfounded, what's the situation? Why did it suddenly fire? As the saying goes, drinking water will clog your teeth when you point your back.

JIU, JIU, JIU

The sudden sound made everyone dumbfounded.

What's the situation? Bonner led the rangers to catch up with Locke and the others before they could catch their breath. The people around them immediately pushed them to the ground and shouted: Hidden.

FK, this is the artillery of the fleet.

By the time Locke reacted, the American fleet artillery had already begun to cover the area with firepower. The etheric country was even more miserable, because it was the central area, so they suffered the most serious blows.

Concealment, concealment. Mel shouted heartbreakingly.

Boom boom boom boom boom

The fleet was even more confused. They didn't give an order to fire at all, but for some reason, the previously loaded guns fired all by themselves.

They were so scared that they quickly turned off all the artillery, and it was precisely because of this that the two American regiments were able to preserve.

Shit, can't you get in touch with General Bonner? The person in charge of the fleet also panicked. Who knows what happened to Bonner and the others in the round of fire suppression just now.

Report to the general. At present, our communication with the rangers has completely failed, and our electronic equipment has completely failed at present. The subordinate reported.

FK get out of here, immediately.

At the same time, the military department of the United States also panicked. They found that they did not know when they could no longer contact the First Aircraft Carrier Fleet.

This made them anxious, that's an aircraft carrier. If something goes wrong, the consequences are really disastrous.

Seeing the retreat of the aircraft carrier fleet, MK did not continue to harass, just quietly watching the show.

The person in charge of the aircraft carrier fleet retreated for 2 hours and finally got in touch with the U.S. military. They learned that all the electronic systems of the aircraft carrier fleet had failed, and they were so frightened that they immediately asked the aircraft carrier to return for maintenance.

As for the Rangers and the First Cavalry Division, they can only send people through the etheric kingdom to make them retreat.

Bonner, who got the news of the retreat, immediately sent someone to send a retreat signal to the guards on the top of the mountain. Now it is no longer a question of whether to defend or not.

So the people on the top of the mountain were ready to drive away from this damn place immediately after seeing the signal, but they found sadly that all the cars and tanks had failed.

At this time, Love didn't care about it, and asked people to bring some equipment that could be taken away and evacuated quickly.

The old bus on the opposite side of the mountain and the staff outside the signal flag watched as people began to retreat from the American garrison, thinking that the American people were going to make some big moves.

But after a closer look, it seems that something is wrong. The people from the United States and the etheric country seem to be a little hurried. Why did they set fire to their own residences?

It turned out that Love saw that some tanks and armored vehicles could not be taken away at all, so he gritted his teeth and chose to destroy them directly.

The rest of the people got on the still-driveable Hummers and ran away, but the load of the Hummer convoy was limited, and most of them could only keep running behind the cars.

It was even more miserable for Mel in the etheric kingdom. The only remaining property of the first division that was finally reorganized suffered heavy losses in this chaos.

Except for some mechanical cars, almost all high-tech equipment is out of control.

Retreat, retreat immediately. Mel wanted to struggle at first, but seeing that the self-propelled artillery had begun to aim at his side, he immediately ordered to run away.

So there was a very spectacular scene on the battlefield. The soldiers of the Ether Kingdom drove trucks in front, and the armored vehicles and tanks behind them chased their own people fiercely.

At this time, the smart people discovered a detail, that is, these chaotic armored vehicles and tanks will only target people who drive away, and they choose to ignore people who walk.

In this way, more and more people discovered the strangeness, and everyone chose to jump off the car and run away. After several hours of trekking, all the American personnel and the etheric personnel returned to the temporary base.

At this time, they can be said to be in a panic, especially the garrison on the top of the mountain. They haven't drank water all day, and many of them have symptoms of dehydration.

After the people from the United States and the etheric country all ran away, the people from the old bus and the external staff of the signal flag were a little dumbfounded seeing the equipment scattered all over the place.

Some people tried to activate it, but they caught fire as soon as they hit it.

The person in charge of the old bus looked at the equipment all over the floor with a complicated expression, gritted his teeth and ordered, Take them all away. So the old bus prostituted countless equipment from the United States and the etheric country.

The countries that were watching the show nearby were all dumbfounded. From their point of view, the American troops first attacked the First Cavalry Division of their own family, and then together with the First Cavalry Division broke through the defense of the etheric kingdom.

What is even more speechless is that the American fleet actually launched a round of firepower against its own troops, and everyone who watched was stunned.

If it wasn't for the video that they wore back for the first time, they would have thought that the people on the front line were crazy. The export of all such words? What about fooling a fool?

But after seeing the video, all the countries were silent. All this is too similar to the collective surrender of the equipment of the etheric country some time ago.

The difference is that this time the American fleet actually carried out a round of fire suppression on their own people. Fortunately, there were no casualties.

It's a pity that the loss of equipment is a bit too much, especially the scene where the old bus drove away all the equipment discarded by the United States and the etheric country, which made many people a little dumbfounded.

Even Bonner and Locke, who had retreated to the base, almost vomited blood. After doing so for a long time, you still gave so much equipment to others for nothing?

The worst thing is the garrison on the top of the mountain, they are like orphans. I went up and walked around, and then ran away in a very embarrassing manner.

They didn't even have time to take away some of the equipment, all of which were from the cheap old bus. At this time, the Ranger Regiment and the First Cavalry Division can be said to have broke their fortunes.

Fortunately, there are more than a dozen Humvees and trucks left on the Rangers side, but the First Cavalry Division's side is more miserable. They now only have 4 Humvees left in the entire division.

That's all from the top of the mountain. The rest of the equipment was either scrapped or taken away by the old bus.

After the United States learned of the news, it completely turned No. 3 into a key care object. Even want to send U2 to attack the area.

However, due to the deterrence of the Goddess of Europe, the United States can only allow two divisions to cover the area with artillery for a night from a distance from the base.

But all fools know that Laoba's people have already run away, but because of their face, they still want to pretend to take revenge.

After this incident, many American soldiers regarded it as the Devil's Triangle. There are even rumors that it is the territory of the dead, and those who enter will lose their way.

Anyway, no matter how evil was spread, that area has become a restricted area between the United States and the etheric country, and no one dares to patrol there.

Acting President Tully is really going to vomit blood this time. The First Division they managed to form can almost be said to be annihilated in this battle.

All modern equipment was lost, and the funniest thing was that there was a stampede. In order to cover up all this, they had no choice but to publicize that the electromagnetic anomaly was the main reason for this failure.

After this failure, even the etheric consortium of the United States is a bit too much. Although they said they controlled a lot of industries, they couldn't hold back such a prodigal family like the Ether Kingdom.

It is the etheric kingdom that really suffers, and the occurrence of such strange events one after another makes them feel that that place is cursed.

So they actually teamed up with the United States to send a team of bricks to investigate.

When Tang Wen woke up the next day, he happened to see the news that the Ether Kingdom and the United States had jointly sent more than 50 bricks to conduct research on Area 3, which almost made Tang Wen laugh.

What two cuties.

Tang Wen yawned at a discount and patted the sleeping deer. The deer pouted dissatisfiedly and hugged Tang Wen's bad hands to prevent Tang Wen from continuing to make trouble.

Haha Tang Wen smirked for a while, and pulled out his hand to make himself a cup of tea in front of the floor-to-ceiling window of Tang Chen Yipin.

Ding ding ding the phone rang.

Tang Wen took a look at the phone, found that it was Zhou Xu, and pressed the connect button.

Boss, the matter has been dealt with, and all their equipment has been given to the old man.

Tang Wen nodded and said regretfully: It's a pity, why don't you come and see the submarines of the United States, otherwise I can get a submarine for fun.

Boss, don't worry, there are plenty of opportunities. If you really want, I can ask MK to find a way to get one. Zhou Xu said with a smile.

Tang Wen: Haha, forget it, it's not good to pull wool like this all day long, let these fat sheep rest for a while, and we will go when they are fattened up.

Good boss.

After inquiring about the latest news about Scarlet Saber, Tang Wen hung up the phone. Tomorrow will be the announcement of the top 100 of The Goddess is Coming, and it will also be the time when the Tang Mansion will be unveiled. Naturally, Tang Wen needs to accompany Xiao Wang to make a show.

I wanted to call classmate Xiao Wang, but it's a pity that classmate Xiao Wang and others played games all night last night and haven't woken up yet.

So Tang Wen decided to go to Zhang Zhimei to discuss the art of photography. After all, Zhang Zhimei is said to have several sets of treasure uniforms that he has never seen before.

So Tang Wen called JA and drove towards the hotel where Zhang Zhimei lived.

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