Chapter 156: Shy kid
This kind of joke is often made between Li Tian and the monk, which is harmless, but it is different if the kid is brought on.
"Boy, are there any women you like? Brother will help you check her habits and see if she has any habits and the days of her menstrual cycle, and then secretly put some medicine in the quilt where she drinks water."
The monk was very wretched talking to an eighteen or nine-year-old boy in front of him. The boy looked unusually handsome. Even Li Tian thought he was handsome enough, but he was unavoidably ashamed when he faced this guy.
This is what a woman is really good about, if it's not chestless and buttless.
Little devil, nineteen this year, looks a bit feminine, but she is very pleased with girls.
Especially his eyes, with a touch of gloom, walking on the road, the rate of turning heads towards girls is 100%.
Even Qin Yuhan likes to joke about little ghosts.
"Boy, how about coming to sister's room tonight? You are still a virgin. There is still someone in your sister's room. Sister asked her to give you sex. Of course, the premise is that you have to let my sister watch me around, and I also brought it. DV machine."
Li Tian and the others have long been home with thick-skinned faces. If Qin Yuhan molested them like this, they would be eager, because Qin Yuhan did adopt a girl, a very cute girl, who is only 18 years old this year and lives now. In Qin Yuhan's room.
The monk guy has no idea how many times he has been courteous to the girl, but Qin Yuhan found out every time. The end result is that Qin Yuhan stood at the monk’s door and shouted: "You drunk monk, Really **** shameless, even a minor girl will not let go, you say you are still not a human? You listen to what you say, is this still a human? My mother tells you, next time you If I dare to come again, I will... (ten thousand words are omitted below
At that time, the little girl was only sixteen years old. After being scolded a few times, the monk was completely convinced. Who wants to be scolded at the base every other time, especially since he still dare not speak back.
why? The combat effectiveness of men in cursing is less than 10% of women's. Qin Yuhan could curse for two hours without returning a word. If he did, he would not have to spend all the 24 hours in that day in Qin Yuhan's cursing.
One time, the monk remembered most clearly. He went to harass the little girl again, and was blocked by Qin Yuhan at the door. He really wanted to ask for mercy, but the way of begging for mercy went wrong. He complained: I This hasn't succeeded yet.
In the end, it was okay not to say this sentence. When he said that, Qin Yuhan was violent, and he cursed at his door for eight hours. In the middle, Qin Yuhan even did a terrible thing. She shouted at Li Tian. Said: "I'm thirsty, go get me a glass of water."
Then, after drinking the water, continue to scold.
Everyone in the base knew Qin Yuhan's toughness.
Digress, let's continue talking about the kid.
This kid is handsome, and Li Tian often teases him. He can eat with his face, but he has to make money with all his hard work. It is simply too unethical, so how can those who can't eat with the face live?
The best thing about the little ghost is speed. Li Tian’s speed can be said to be very fast, but the speed of the little ghost is faster than that of Li Tian, so that many missions have been given by the little ghost before the enemy sees the shadow of the little ghost. Killed the opponent's boss.
It has been three years since the little ghost came to the base, and he successfully ranked among the four corners of the iron, with Li Tian, the monk, and the ghost king becoming the absolute core of the base.
As for Qin Yuhan, his brain is good, he specifically restrains these cores, that is, the character of the ghost king, and he has to kneel when he meets Qin Yuhan, and he is submissive.
The advantages of the kid are countless, but there are definitely disadvantages, such as not talking, and...more shy.
No, the monk just said a few words, and the little devil lowered his head. You don't need to look to know that he must be flushed.
"Little devil, don't listen to the monk, he is this virtue! Don't you know what he is? A guy like him, you can't walk when you see a beautiful woman. Don't let the woman you look at by him Let me give it up first. So I have to come to this matter. Hurry up and tell Brother Tian, which girl do you like? Last time, your Madson Castle was not suitable for a small member of the Madson family. Did the girl talk a few words? I think that girl is pretty. How about letting me come forward and let the Madsen family send you that girl as Mrs. Yazhai?"
What Li Tian said in the first half of the sentence was fine, but when the latter words came out, there was no difference between what the monk said.
"Hahahaha...little devil, your elder brother is not a good person, I tell you, the little princess of Medsonburg is actually a good old friend of your elder brother, don’t think I don’t know how many times I go there to perform tasks Everyone ran to someone’s room and stayed for a few hours before coming out, OK?"
"I'm going to your uncle. Isn't that good? I'm after that girl's sister!"
...
It was noon at Tang Wan's house. Tang Wan was still wearing pajamas and holding Wenwen in her arms. It happened to be Sunday that Wenwen didn't have to go to school.
Tang Xin was still the same as in the morning, except that one of the coats she was wearing was no longer there, and was placed on the sofa next to her.
"I know that your life is definitely not that simple these years, Xiaoxin, I find that you have become more and more strange."
For these few hours, Tang Xin has been telling Tang Wan about her life in the last five years. The more she listened, the more she felt a little creepy in her heart. Tang Xin, who looked quiet, turned out to be the world's number one killer.
Yes, she knew the news early this morning, but what others told her was completely different from what Tang Xin said, good or not.
"Sister, no, I'm still Tang Xin, really."
Tang Xin felt a little uncomfortable after hearing Tang Wan's words, did her closest sister deny herself? So what did I really do wrong all these years?
"Then if I don't stop you today, are you going to find someone from Dark Night again?"
"I……"
"Xiaoxin, you are also an adult, don't you know the situation you are facing now? The reason why Li Tian did this is good for you. You even stupidly want to take this Something tells the dark night people, if Li Tian knew about this, do you know what he would think? Do you still dare to say that you are the world’s number one killer, don’t you know, are you dangerous now? Li Tian, this is Go and help you solve the danger!"
Suddenly, a sentence Li Tian said appeared in Tang Xin's mind: ten days later, I will give you a surprise.
