Chapter 1037: It’s wine, I added wine

The monkey was stunned for three seconds before he said in disbelief: "How did you become like this?"

Don’t blame the monkeys for not recognizing the yellow wind monster.

It is true that the Yellow Wind Monster has changed too much.

The originally scattered and unruly yellow hair was gone, and his head was shaved into a square shape.

He was supposed to be wearing tattered clothes, but now he was wearing a green military uniform, with strong ironing and neat clothes.

He also wears a red scarf on his chest.

It would be a ghost if he recognized it.

At that moment, the monkey hurriedly said: "Yellow Wind Monster, it's great for you to come!"

"Listen to me, you and I are both demons, and now I want to kill all those bald donkeys and destroy those humans."

"At first, I, the old grandson, was so obsessed that I believed what the Buddha said. But now, I, the old grandson, just want to fight for my demon clan!"

"You give me a helping hand. After we deal with these humans, we will look for traces of the Buddha."

"Qian Tathagata, destroy the Buddha, and I will be the master of the Western Heaven from now on!"

The monkey looked at the yellow wind monster with excitement. He knew what the yellow wind monster was capable of.

Although he couldn't defeat himself, the divine wind of Samadhi in his hand was all-pervasive. Without the help of Lingji Bodhisattva, he wouldn't have been able to deal with it.

The yellow wind monster's expression became ugly.

"Yellow Wind Monster, what are you doing standing there, why don't you take action!" the Great Sage said loudly.

The Yellow Wind Monster sighed, his eyes became indifferent, and he said coldly: "Great Sage, first of all, my name is not the Yellow Wind Monster, please call me Comrade Huang Feng!"

Monkey King looked like he had seen a ghost: "Comrade?"

Suddenly he had an ominous premonition in his heart.

"Secondly!" The Yellow Wind Monster took out a bottle of Erguotou and said coldly: "Great Sage, times have changed!"

"Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much."

The yellow wind monster raised the bottle in his hand, raised his neck and drank it all!

The monkey asked with a confused look on his face: "Yellow Wind Monster, what are you doing, don't be crazy..."

But he saw the yellow wind monster burping and taking a deep breath.

"call!!"

Just block the small window with your mouth, and a terrifying airflow bursts out!

Samadhi Kamikaze!

The fine yellow sand instantly filled the inside of the iron box. The monkey was about to speak when his mouth was filled with the fine yellow sand that hit his face, and his eyes suddenly felt hot!

"Good boy, how dare you take action against me, Old Sun!"

The monkey quickly closed his eyes. This samadhi kamikaze had caused him great losses in the first place, so of course he would remember it in his heart.

But the monkey didn't feel panic at all. The main reason why it suffered a loss in the first place was because the Samadhi Kamikaze was too weird and targeted both eyes. The monkey was unprepared and sand got into his eyes.

But if the characteristics of this Samadhi Divine Wind were known in advance, this Samadhi Divine Wind would not be so powerful.

The violent wind carried the fine sand, roaring and rushing through the iron box, penetrating every hole.

The beating even made the monkey's skin ache slightly and feel hot.

The monkey's eyes were tightly closed. At first he tried to cover his mouth and nose with his hands, but later he found that no matter how hard he tried to cover it, the Samadhi Kamikaze would always find a gap to pour into his nose and mouth, so he stopped covering his mouth and nose.

After all, as long as his most vulnerable eyes are closed, the most the Samadhi Kamikaze can do is pour a little into his mouth or nose.

The monkey is not in a hurry. Although this Samadhi divine wind is poisonous, it doesn't matter. The monkey has taken countless miraculous medicines and has already built up its resistance to them. It can be said that it is invulnerable to all poisons.

As long as he closes his eyes, he is not afraid of how strong the wind and sand are.

"Haha, Yellow Wind Monster, you dare to betray the monster clan!" The monkey stood in the iron box, letting the wind and sand fill the air, and sneered: "Let's see how my old grandson will deal with you and those humans in a while!"

"You blow hard, but I, the old man, can still withstand it."

"Let's see how long you can blow, but don't stop, or if I open my eyes again, you will die!"

"Do you really think that your Samadhi divine wind can poison me? I was just careless and suffered a loss at the time! Come on, blow hard! Blow in my face!"

But at the next moment, the monkey's figure suddenly shook!

"wrong!"

The monkey's face changed suddenly. At this moment, he suddenly felt that his whole body had become limp and weak, and he could not exert a thousand pounds of strength.

His sense of balance was also completely off balance. Although he closed his eyes, he knew that the iron box had not moved. But at this time, he only felt that the iron box, the sky and the earth were shaking. He could not stand at all, and his body was swaying left and right.

His breathing became inexplicably heavy, and a hot flame burned in his stomach, burning his whole body, making him feel uncomfortable all over!

"what happened!"

"My old grandson has been poisoned?"

"I haven't seen you for a thousand years, but this Samadhi divine wind can actually poison me, grandson?"

The monkey couldn't believe it. The Samadhi Kamikaze back then could only threaten its eyes!

But it was already too late, the samadhi divine wind was still pouring into his nose, into his mouth, and even into every pore!

After feeling it carefully, the monkey immediately felt that the Samadhi Divine Wind was different from the previous one. When this Samadhi Divine Wind entered the mouth and nose, it turned out to be a hot and exciting smell, and even the pores were burning.

This was not available before.

The taste has changed!

This yellow wind monster has changed its formula?

"Have you changed this samadhi kamikaze?" Monkey said angrily in disbelief.

"Great Sage, after so many years, it's time to change the formula of Samadhi Kamikaze." The yellow wind monster continued to spit, and said coldly: "I added something to it."

"What poison did you add!" The monkey was full of doubts.

What kind of poison is this that can poison yourself?

At the beginning, there were a lot of poisons in Taishang Laojun's elixir that he mixed and swallowed, but even so, he was fine.

Is this poison more powerful than the poison refined by Taishang Laojun?

A terrifying scene suddenly appeared in the monkey's mind. The yellow wind monster hated him for thousands of years and would never forget it. He was always thinking about how to deal with him while he was sleeping.

After painstaking planning, all the agencies have been exhausted.

Along the way, he went through mountains of swords and seas of fire, and experienced ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties, and finally found a poison that was unparalleled in the world.

Finally, he asked an expert to refine it, and the most terrifying poison in the world was created amidst lightning and thunder.

The monkey's body became more and more paralyzed and his breathing became heavier. At this time, he could no longer stand at all. He felt like the world was spinning and he fell to the ground.

even.

"Wow!"

The monkey suddenly opened his mouth and vomited out last night's dinner, which made him look embarrassed.

I was vomiting, almost vomiting out the gall, and my mouth and stomach were filled with burning sensation.

"What a powerful poison!"

"Where on earth did you get such poison!"

The monkey was sweating all over his body and his hands and feet were shaking.

The yellow wind monster sneered: "It's wine! I added wine!"

"Fifty-two degrees Erguotou."

ah.

It's wine.

The monkey was stunned for a long time before he accepted that the terrible poison he imagined was just a bottle of 52-degree Erguotou.

The hot smell in the air didn't seem so scary anymore, it actually felt sweeter.

The monkey smelled it and found that the wine was indeed very fragrant.

The monkey originally felt that his life was in danger. After all, this was such a powerful poison that it could poison him. But now that he heard it was wine, when the monkey breathed a sigh of relief, his heart became complicated.

"My old grandson... has been invincible in his life, but he was defeated by a bottle of Erguotou!"

This wine called Erguotou is so powerful, so powerful!

"What a trick!" The monkey used his last strength and seemed to be trying to make up for himself. He gritted his teeth and said, "Yellow Wind Monster, you have really been planning this for a long time!"

"None of the fine wines in that court back then were so strong!"

"Such a strong drink, it's considered a treasure from the three realms!"

"You must have put in countless hardships to find such strong liquor. You have to go through mountains and seas of fire... To be able to find such a treasure, and to scheme against me like this... I, my grandson, can be considered a loser without any regrets!"

The yellow wind monster drank another bottle of wine and squirted it wildly. At the same time, he said in a complicated tone: "Um, Great Sage, you misunderstood. I bought this bottle of wine on the roadside for ten yuan."