Chapter 1365 Guan Yu lights a cigarette
Um?
Where's the knife?
Guan Erye suddenly felt an ominous premonition in his heart, and he reached out to touch it carefully again.
The knife is gone!
The familiar, heavy blade that should have been above the handle is gone! !
For a moment, Guan Erye's mind went blank. The sudden surprise almost made him uncontrollably open his eyes, trying to see clearly.
But fortunately, the king was still the king, he still controlled it forcefully and did not open his eyes.
Showing off is the most important thing.
Guan Yu silently stroked the neat and smooth fracture, with only one thought in his mind.
Where's my knife!
Where's my big knife!
at the same time.
in the crowd.
Lin Fan, who was wearing a hood, silently took two steps back and retreated behind the crowd. His expression became complicated and his eyes were filled with guilt.
Apparently, Zhang Feng and Lu Bu weren't the only ones unhappy about the return of the Martial Saint.
Although Lin Fan was full of admiration for the Second Master Guan, deep down in his heart he was looking forward to the return of the Martial Saint.
But something embarrassing happened.
When I cut Poseidon, the knife broke...
"You should forgive me... It's not my fault... And since you have chosen me, Lin Fan, as your successor, you should bear the risk of this choice..." Lin Fan silently pulled down his hood.
At the same time, the people who were cheering fell silent.
They also saw the live broadcast of the battle and saw the scene where Lin Fan chopped down Poseidon.
I feel a little embarrassed at the moment...
Guan Yu stroked the broken edge of the Qinglong Yanyue Sword distressedly, already understanding in his heart.
"It must be that boy!"
"That kid actually broke Guan's knife!"
"As a heir, he actually... When Guan finds him, he will definitely ask for an explanation!"
Extremely distressed!
After all, this Qinglong Yanyue Sword is the weapon that Guan Yu will use throughout his life! It’s even more of a tool for showing off!
No wonder this Qinglong Sword is so wronged!
"I have wronged you." Mr. Guan whispered to the Qinglong Dao: "In the future, Guan will definitely find a way to repair you."
But now.
Repairing the knife is on hold.
Pretending is the most important thing!
I haven’t finished pretending yet!
Dong Qi widened his eyes and summoned up his divine power, ready to deal with the legendary Guan Yu's attack at any time.
The next moment, the terrifying divine power fluctuations broke out again!
Guan Gong jumped up high!
"Are we finally going to take action?"
Dong Qi suppressed the fear in her heart and instantly grasped the ice crystal spear again, but heard Guan Gong roar: "The red rabbit is back!"
"hiss……"
The red rabbit horse is so excited that it is about to run, like a child rushing towards its parents!
but,
"boom!!"
Lu Bu punched Red Tuma hard on the body!
In an instant, Chitu Ma saw stars in his eyes and was almost knocked unconscious!
"No one can abandon me, Lu Bu!" Lu Bu glanced at Chi Tu Ma with a cold face, and said coldly: "Do you miss him that much?"
Red Rabbit: "..."
Don’t you know if I don’t think so?
How does Guan Yu treat me?
They put a blanket on me in the winter, fanned me in the summer, and ate fine grains. Even in those critical moments when I passed five levels and defeated six generals, when I could barely eat, I had to share a handful of dry rations!
Even if you are chased by the enemy, but you feel tired from running, you don't need to snort yourself. You can just rest on the spot and let yourself eat and drink enough before leaving. You can also get a massage every now and then.
And you!
They are simply using me, Red Rabbit, as a mule!
All they eat is hay! Usually he just throws me away with a handful of hay!
Tired of running?
Clamp your legs and keep running if you don't want to die!
All I can think about is Diao Chan, Diao Chan, Diao Chan!
As for the massage…
"If you dare to leave, I will kill you."
Seeing Lu Bu raise his fist again, Chitu quickly lowered his head in submission, not even daring to exude the slightest breath, but looked at Guan Gong with eyes full of apology and yearning.
"Red Rabbit is back!!"
Guan Gong's roar resounded throughout the world.
There was great anticipation in the voice, which was the memory of an old friend.
In Guan Gong's life, apart from the eldest and second brothers, Chitu had the best relationship with him!
The good brother who has been fighting for half his life will become famous all over the world!
I remember back then, all I had to do was shout out "Red Rabbit!"
The red rabbit will rush over immediately and rush under him!
Guan Yu spread his legs in the air as he did before, waiting for the return of Red Rabbit.
but.
boom!
Until Guan Yu fell down again, Chitu didn't react at all, nor did he rush towards him!
"Didn't you hear that?"
Guan Yu summoned his magical power and jumped up high again, looking up to the sky and shouting: "Where is the red rabbit!!!"
But until Guan Yu landed on the ground, there was still no movement.
Guan Yu stood there with his eyes closed in confusion, with only three words in his mind.
Where is my horse?
My horse is gone!
Such a big horse is gone!
What happened to Red Rabbit?
Ignore yourself?
impossible!
Red Rabbit has always been the most well-behaved, and he is as close to me as a brother! I even proposed that three people and one horse should sworn sworn brothers again, but unfortunately the eldest brother vetoed it, saying that the third brother was a human being after all, so how could he be ranked behind the horse.
Why can't you call me?
But the most important thing now is not this.
The key is.
Damn, it's not installed properly.
Originally, he recalled his head and soul one by one, making the atmosphere of the whole place become more and more intense, the cheers became more intense, and the gods became more and more frightened.
But the result was that in the last two most important times, the pretense failed.
It's like the transformation of a fighting mech in a cartoon.
The plot is reaching its climax and the pace is about to pick up.
As a result, Optimus Prime turned into a pug at the last moment.
For the second master, this is absolutely intolerable.
Battles can be lost!
But you must pretend!
When he crosses the river, I cross the river too!
This is also the first time Guan Yu has failed in pretending to be cool. Today is really weird. Is there someone behind the scenes?
But that's not important.
What Guan Yu has to do now is to restore the situation!
"Uh-huh!"
Guan Gong suddenly opened his eyes!
The terrifying pressure exploded!
If Guan Gong doesn't open his eyes, he will kill someone if he does!
The moment she saw those eyes open, Dong Qi's heart sank, and she took a few steps back again, holding the ice crystal spear tightly!
But Guan Yu didn't look at him, but turned to look at the people.
"Guan Yu!"
Someone immediately said: "Guan Gong, do you want to warm the wine?"
Guan Gong smiled slightly.
This guy is a good showman.
But, that's all.
How can the same show-off method be used twice?
Only the first time can you achieve the best results. If you use it again, it will seem a bit stiff, and it will seem a bit pretentious just for the sake of showing off.
Instead, he fell behind.
Warming wine was already used when killing Hua Xiong, and later in the battle between humans and gods, the sword-slashing god Cole.
You have to change the method to achieve the show-off effect again.
"No need, it's just a god, why bother to warm the wine." Guan Gong smiled, his eyes locked on a young man holding a cigarette in his mouth.
Although Guan Gong didn't know what it was.
But you can see that the cigarette is gradually burning out.
very good.
This is what you want.
The most high-end pussy often only requires the simplest props.
As a forced king, Er Ye can always make full use of all props and turn decay into magic.
"Give me one." Mr. Guan looked at the young man.
For a time, the people were in an uproar,
"Guan Yu actually smokes!"
"Oh my god, the second master smokes!"
"Is it so fashionable!"
"Do you still have this bad habit?!"
Smoking is really a bad habit and it really shouldn’t be mixed with
The image of Guan Gong is involved.
But it doesn’t matter, the second master is just showing off,
In an instant, the young man ran up to Guan Gong with excitement on his face, took out a cigarette tremblingly, handed it to him with both hands, took out a lighter from his pocket, and said excitedly: "Second Master, take one. !”
at the same time.
Countless middle-aged young people took out their cigarette cases and leaned over excitedly.
"Second Master, whip me!"
"Second Master, he can't smoke well, why don't he smoke a Huazi!"
That’s right, why don’t you give the broken smoke to the second master? This is the second master Guan, why don’t you give it to the second master!
In front of the second master, hundreds of cigarettes were held respectfully.
Among the dense cigarettes, the second master nodded with satisfaction.
The effect of this pretense is much better than warming wine.
The second master casually took one, and the lucky young man was instantly excited: "The second master smoked my cigarette!"
Before the second master could speak, the middle-aged young people around him instantly took out their lighters again.
"Crack!"
"Crack!!"
"I'll light a cigarette for Mr. Er!"
"You are worthy, Second Master, I will light a cigarette for you!"
Everyone was extremely excited.
In the face of life, lighting up a cigarette for Mr. Er, how awesome!
The second master smiled, casually took out the cigarette from his mouth, and lit it on a lucky guy's lighter.
He actually wanted to ask what kind of magical object it was and why it could make fire instantly.
I also want to ask what this smoke is about.
But I can't ask now.
This will destroy the style.
The middle-aged man in a suit who had the honor to light a cigarette for the second master suddenly shouted excitedly: "I lit a cigarette for the second master!"
"I want to keep this lighter as a family heirloom! Hang it up!"
Light a cigarette for Mr. Er!
This is a historical achievement!
What an honor!
At this moment, everyone, regardless of gender, old or young, looked at him with great envy.
To be honest, if you light a cigarette for an idol star, even a star of all ages will not make everyone jealous like this.
But the second master.
That is a name that every Daxia person has heard of!
The martial sage Guan Yu is unparalleled in his loyalty and righteousness!
The best in the past five thousand years in Daxia!
"Oh, these two boys are so lucky!"
"Brother, do you want to sell your lighter? I'll pay you three thousand!"
"Here, you want to buy a lighter for the second master to light his first cigarette for three thousand? You haven't woken up yet, I'll give you ten thousand!"
Some people also quickly lit one for themselves: "The second master is so powerful that he deserves one!"
"Come on! Get one for each!"
The second master looked at the excited people in front of him and felt increasingly satisfied.
The ultimate pretense often only requires the simplest method.
The second master turned around and faced Dong Qi.
Dong Qi and the two low-level winter gods who arrived were already pale with fright.
It's really scary.
Scary again and again!
The second master held the cigarette in his left hand and took a slow drag.
He subconsciously wanted to cough, but he held it back, causing his divine power to fluctuate again and his face to turn red.
That would ruin the character.
"Is he going to take action?" Seeing Guan Yu's aura fluctuating, Dong Qi became frightened again. As the saying goes, the courage he finally mustered up was almost destroyed by the second master's repeated pretense!
But the second master did not take action, but took two puffs quietly.
In the smoke, the second master looked at Dong Qi indifferently and said slowly: "When the cigarette butt falls, the head falls to the ground."
Just a moment.
The people cheered violently!
"As expected of Guan Gong!"
"Domineering!"
"A new allusion is about to appear! Light up a cigarette to kill the gods!"
At this moment, I was so full!
Cigarette butts fall, heads fall to the ground!
As expected of the second master!
You can always show off in any way you can!
In ancient times, one could kill Hua Xiong by warming wine, but now one can kill gods by lighting up cigarettes.
!
Time for a cigarette!
Amidst the smoke, the fire flickered uncertainly.
"Why didn't he take action?" Lin Fan, who was hiding in the crowd, whispered: "He could obviously kill Dong Qi with one knife... I should have gone up to break up the fight, why are you still smoking?"
"You don't understand... Damn it! Damn it!" Sword God Zhang Feng stared at the second master in the screen, his eyes were red, and he gasped: "Why didn't I think of it... Why didn't I think of it! Just use an ordinary cigarette , you can create an allusion, and I am reciting poetry and turning my back... Damn it! He has tricked me again!"
And the other side.
Facing the Martial Saint Guan Yu in front of her, facing the cold gaze through the misty smoke, Dong Qi was trembling all over.
He is not afraid of death!
But I am afraid that it will become an allusion!
And now, a new allusion is about to appear!
Light up a cigarette and kill XX!
Even if he dies, he will be the laughing stock of the God Realm and this plane for thousands of years!
At that time, whenever the gods discuss the second master, they will laugh. Do you still remember Dong Qi?
The Winter Temple, which has already entered a desperate situation, will also be humiliated because of itself!
At this moment, Guan Yu was just smoking, but Dong Qi and the two other low-level winter gods who came over felt deep fear. They seemed to be becoming history and allusions.
Allusion maker Guan Yu.
Passive skill: Turn the enemy into a legend and let it be passed down through the ages.
An unspeakable fear filled the hearts of the three of them.
At this moment, Guan Yu was not smoking.
But the three gods of Dongqi only have little courage left.
What he exhaled was not smoke, but a rich and frightening force.
The terrifying force came to my face.
Under the effect of successive pretense, under the continuous impact of force, a low-level winter god finally couldn't hold on any longer, and immediately fell to his knees: "Don't, don't kill me! I surrender! I I don’t want to become an allusion!!”
He is not afraid of death.
He is even more loyal to Chione.
Otherwise, he would not have sneaked into Daxia and tried to save Chione.
but.
Some things are scarier than death.
Otherwise Guan Yu would not have become the Eastern God of War most feared by the gods.
Again, you can be killed countless times by Bai Qi, but you can never be killed by Guan Yu once!
For a moment, the people were all shocked!
"Here, are you surrendering?"
"As expected of the second master!"
"I didn't even draw a knife. I just lit a cigarette and frightened a god into surrender! This is a god!"
"Well, it seems like he can't use his sword..."
Don’t worry about these details, just say you’re awesome or not! Even the commander-in-chief can’t do it!
Zhang Feng, who was watching the live broadcast, was even dumbfounded: "I can scare a god into surrendering just by relying solely on my Taoist attainments... This... even I have never done it!"
Dong Qi silently looked at the subordinate who was kneeling on the ground and surrendering loudly.
He wanted to give him a few words of reprimand.
But he couldn't say it, because he also wanted to surrender in his heart... Fortunately, his loyalty to Chione allowed Dong Qi to hold on to the final bottom line!
"I must rescue the Lord God! Even if I die, even if I become an allusion!"
Every second is extremely painful, and the cigarette butt is about to burn out.
The second master slowly raised the Green Dragon Sword. Just when Dong Qi and the two gods of winter mustered up their courage again and prepared to fight, they saw that the second master did not take action, but said slowly: "Guan Yunchang is here. Those who come will report their names, and Guan will not kill the nameless people with his sword."
Give your name!
The Eastern Martial God Guan Yunchang activates a skill - knowing the opponent's name, prepare to turn it into an allusion!
Dong Qi suddenly became entangled in her heart again.
Give your name...
Once you report it, your name will be spread for thousands of years!
I will become a complete allusion!
Light up a cigarette and kill Dongqi!
At this moment, Dong Qi's heart was trembling, but before he could answer, the other lowly Winter God finally couldn't bear it anymore and knelt down crying: "I, I surrender! Please don't let me give my name! I really I don’t want it to become an allusion! I have a wife and children!”
