Chapter 1384 I, Lin Fan, am the biggest loser

Wang Hu took a deep breath, licked his lips, and swallowed.

I just feel hungry and thirsty.

But this is a lifelong matter after all.

It can't be so hasty.

Wang Hu thought for a while and asked again: "How big can you open your mouth?"

"Ah?" Chione was stunned for a moment. She really didn't understand this strange question. How could anyone ask about the size of their mouth before getting engaged?

But Chione still tried her best to open her little cherry mouth: "It's about this big, ah~~~"

"It's a little small, a little bigger."

"Ah~"

Wang Hu looked at it carefully, and used his index finger and thumb to mark the size, and muttered: "It's just okay..." .🅆.

Lin Fan: "???"

I suspect you're showing off, but I have no proof.

"Okay, I do." Wang Hu looked at Lin Fan: "But I still hate you!"

The hatred is unforgettable!

He actually arranged a marriage for himself!

Married to an ice sculpture!

Wang Hu looked at Lin Fan and sighed: "Mom and Dad, the child is unfilial... If it weren't for the cooperation between Daxia and Lingdong, if it wasn't for the sake of the 140,000,000 people..."

The great sage on the side added: "If it weren't for the taste of winter and a mouth, okay, okay, I know you are reluctant, and I know that you have made a great contribution, so hurry up and continue the ceremony! So many people are waiting for you. !”

With that said, the Great Sage gave Bai Qi a look, and the two of them stepped forward, holding Wang Hu on the left and right.

Lin Fan turned on the microphone again: "I wasted everyone's time, haha, our groom was quite excited, he finally calmed down!"

"Now, under the witness of the two best men, the husband and wife bow to each other!"

After all, it's just an engagement ceremony.

It doesn't need to be so complicated.

Chione was too shy to look directly at Wang Hu, and bowed her head slightly to complete her worship.

Wang Hu was held tightly by the two best men. The Great Sage and Bai Qi were afraid that Wang Hu would regret it again, so they pressed his head with one hand and forced him down.

"Crash!"

Thunderous applause.

"Congratulations Wang Hu!"

"I really didn't expect that such a rich and powerful person would actually marry Chione! How lucky!"

"Speaking of which, Wang Hu is also quite ruthless. Chione almost turned into an ice sculpture. You can still say this."

"He's so impatient that he can't even swallow it. Didn't you listen? Just now he asked if he could lick Chione in front of so many people!"

"In any case, Wang Hu has made a contribution to Daxia! Now Chionee has completely become Daxia's daughter-in-law! Kiss her!"

"I just feel that the Great Sage and Bai Qi are weird... Are they sure they are the best men? It always feels like they have kidnapped Wang Hu..."

"Don't think about this. This is the first engagement between the gods of Daxia and the gods, and it is also the first engagement between the human race and the gods! This comparison is not only on an equal footing, but also upside down!"

"Something feels wrong. I remember Chione seems to have invaded us...Why does it seem like it was sent thousands of miles away?"

The people applauded loudly, this news was really joyful.

The Blood Demon King Tiger married the invading god!

The invading god directly became Daxia’s wife!

Some citizens murmured: "If this continues, I'm afraid all the temples will become Daxia's wives. I don't know if the gods of Daxia will come here one by one. I won't have to sacrifice myself then... Hehe hey-hey."

The ceremony had just ended when Wang Hu, who straightened up, had already stuck out his tongue.

Lin Fan quickly stood between Wang Hu and Chione and said with a smile: "Since it is an engagement, according to the customs of Daxia, betrothal gifts and dowry are indispensable!"

"There is no need to say more about Chione's bride price."

"This Winter Temple is the dowry she brought to us!"

The people cheered again.

All the gods of winter: "???"

Damn it, we are becoming a dowry!

The people cheered wildly, this dowry is really big enough!

The entire Winter Temple!

If the gods of Daxia go out and get married more often, wouldn't they directly conquer the God Realm?

"Besides, there's this!" Lin Fan took out a black token, and on it could be seen the dark shadows of snow beasts appearing one after another.

The 140 million snow beasts who died in the battle have turned into puppets of my Great Xia!

Inside, the painful wails of countless snow beasts could be faintly heard.

Following the orders of the gods, they invaded Daxia.

The guidance of the gods has become the clarion call to destruction.

From that moment on, death was a luxury for them.

see!

They will become Daxia's puppets, protect the land they want to invade, and be used by Daxia until their souls are gone!

This was what Lin Fan had bound from the battlefield at midnight last night, while the soldiers were taking a short rest in the dead of night!

Never let it go!

Looking at the condensed token of the fallen snow beast, Chione and the gods of winter seemed to be able to hear the wails in it. There was some distress in their eyes, but they didn't say much.

He's dead anyway.

Besides, they are just believers.

Although there were too many deaths and injuries, which caused the divinity of many gods of winter to be unstable, at least one third of them survived, and they could barely stabilize their divinity and maintain their divine status.

Therefore, for the gods, it is just distress, and this distress is not for the believers, but for dying from too much distress, which leads to the instability of one's divinity.

It doesn't matter, as long as we slowly cultivate a batch in the future, we can stabilize our divinity.

Rather than feeling distressed, Chione's mind was filled with the joy of marrying this blood demon!

"Shang Weitian, take it to the northwest production area. When the war breaks out, just give it to Mr. Jin." Lin Fan handed it to Shang Weitian.

"Good dowry, good dowry, hehe, then I will be disrespectful! Thank you, Commander-in-Chief, thank you, sister-in-law! Thank you, Brother Tiger!" Shang Weitian couldn't smile from ear to ear with joy, finally, finally, he was productive again!

The northwest production area is short of manpower!

It's not a bad idea to have to call Lin Fan every day to cry and complain!

"Next, it's the man's turn to give the bride price!" Lin Fan looked at Wang Hu.

Wang Hu, whose mind was filled with licking, was stunned for a moment.

bride price?

What kind of gift?

If it breaks, the man still has to give a bride price?

Wang Hu blinked, I was not prepared!

I also just found out that I am the groom!

How presumptuous this engagement is!

"Haha, just kidding," Lin Fan suddenly laughed and said, "I, Daxia, have naturally prepared the betrothal gift!"

Lin Fan took out a piece of Shura Token again and handed it to Chione!

Chione took it inexplicably and said with a strange expression: "This is not good, after all, you were once my believer..."

She thought it was a puppet made by the soul of her own believer.

It was a bit difficult for a while.

Daxia restrained the shadow of her followers, but she could still accept it. After all, those believers also fought against Daxia and were already dead.

But if he uses it himself...then he is still his former believer anyway.

However.

"You take a look first." Lin Fan smiled.

Chione was stunned for a moment and input a ray of divine power.

Just a moment.

"Owner."

Poseidon's dark shadow slowly emerged, and he knelt down facing Chione, with his head close to the ground, as if to greet the queen.

Chione was suddenly stunned.

Lin Fan nodded: "Poseidon has brought you endless humiliation!"

"Today, I, Daxia, will take him as a betrothal gift!"

"In the future, you can use it as you like. If you want, you can use him as a footrest every day! From now on, Poseidon will be your slave!"

Looking at Poseidon kneeling at her feet, Chione's whole body was shaking slightly, her breathing was rapid, and her eyes were slightly red.

This Lord of the Sea has brought too much humiliation to me!

But now, this majestic, glorious, Lord of the Sea god who is protected by his brother Zeus has become his slave!

Let yourself play with it!

The pleading and helpless fury of the remaining consciousness in the dark pupils made Chione feel extremely comfortable!

"Poseidon, you didn't expect today to happen."

"Don't worry, the days are long and we have plenty of time."

Chione instantly had more than 300 ways to torture Poseidon in her mind. In fact, she fantasized about it every day and night in the God Realm!

And now, the dream has come true!

At this moment, Chione felt that her years of humiliation had been completely washed away.

This is the best gift!

Lin Fan didn't feel bad about sending Poseidon away.

Because after Poseidon has been used many times by himself, he no longer has much soul power left, and he is just a puppet with only airs.

Although the remaining soul power can still allow him to persist for a hundred years, although the strength of the thirteenth level is powerful, it will consume a lot of money in a fight.

If you go into a fight, you can only attack with all your strength two or three times.

For myself who is now at the peak of the twelfth level, swallowing this soul will not improve her strength much, let alone break through the thirteenth level.

Moreover, these thirteenth-level souls cannot use magic, have no spiritual intelligence, and are not very powerful in combat. They are not of much help to Lin Fan today.

Of course, if your strength improves in the future and you master the weirdest Shura Forbidden Techniques [Shura Forbidden Technique: Soul Transfer and Image Change] and [Shura Forbidden Technique: Soul Replacement], it may be of some use.

But that was still too far away, and it was beyond what Lin Fan could plan for now, not to mention that even if it was really used, he could still borrow it from Chione.

At this moment, Chione smiled at Lin Fan and said: My child, this is the best gift my mother has ever received.

"Mom is very happy."

"Sure enough, you are better and more filial than Nanos."

Chione had a happy smile on her face. .🅆.

This engagement is so wonderful.

One hundred and forty million citizens witnessed it, and the entire Winter Temple had 140 million believers as dowry.

Poseidon, the Lord of the Sea, is the bride price!

He was engaged to the Blood Demon, and in the middle, his own child was in charge!

It was just an engagement ceremony, and Chione instantly had a blood demon who loved her, a filial and excellent child, and her damn ex-husband as a humble slave!

A family of four, reunited!

This cooperation will make you a lot of money!

Lin Fan smiled stiffly: "As long as mom is happy..."

In one moment, one stone stirred up a thousand waves.

"What, her name is Lin Fan's child?"

"When did the Commander-in-Chief become Chione's child?"

"Wait a minute, isn't Nachione his mother...that Wang Hu..."

"It's over, it's over, it's chaos!"

“Now it’s really like father and son are going into battle!”

Even Father Lin and Mother Lin, who were watching the TV next to the TV, had astonished faces. Father Lin looked at Chione, then at Mother Lin, and fell into memories with some unconfidence: "Probably not... "

Mother Lin on the side glared: "What are you thinking about? I gave birth to that. What are you thinking about? Could it be that you are still outside..."

The gods of Daxia also had complicated expressions at this time.

They were so happy before that they hadn't thought about it.

And now...

"Wait a minute, let me figure it out," Mo Zhi frowned and said, "Lin Fan calls Chione Mom, and Chione is with Wang Hu, so Lin Fan should call Wang Hu Dad, and we call Wang Hu Call us brothers, then Lin Fan calls us uncles, aunts and aunts...it's still a bit confusing."

"No, why did he suddenly get a new seniority?" Bai Qi rubbed his head, trying to understand.

The little monk Buwu looked confused: "It's bad, I became an uncle?"

"I, I'm not ready yet... Amitabha Amitabha."

"I don't want to be Lin Fan's aunt!" Xingye, who was intoxicated by the happiness she witnessed, suddenly turned ugly: "There are no aunts and nephews... isn't this messy?"

Mo Zhi continued: "Then if you marry Lin Fan in the future...you call Lin Fan husband and Lin Fan calls you aunt, then Lin Fan should call him uncle, then he should call Lin Fan nephew , so is Lin Fan Lin Fan himself, Lin Fan's uncle, or Lin Fan's nephew?"

"Is the person with you Lin Fan, Lin Fan's uncle, or Lin Fan's nephew?"

"Then if you marry Lin Fan in the future, will you marry Lin Fan, Lin Fan's uncle, or Lin Fan's nephew? Should you call him husband, uncle, or nephew? Or, what should you do? Are you sure you are yourself, your niece, or your aunt?"

"Are you Lin Fan's wife, Lin Fan's niece, or Lin Fan's aunt?"

"Or, are your parents your brother and sister-in-law, your parents, or your grandparents? Are you sure your parents are your parents?"

He is worthy of being a disciple of Confucianism.

A few words raised the issue to the self-nature of philosophy, and extended it to the field of role-playing.

Xingye's face turned pale.

This is an ethical issue.

This question is too difficult.

She won't do it.

Wang Hu, who originally hated Lin Fan, seemed to have discovered a new world and looked at Chione thoughtfully: "Who are you?"

"That's natural, we agreed." Chione looked at Lin Fan happily: "As compensation, he will replace North and be my loyal partner."

A filial child. "

"Haha, wouldn't I be... the fault of a son who doesn't teach his father? Xiaofan, have you seen the seven wolves?" Wang Hu smiled fiercely. At this moment, he suddenly became less angry.

Even a little eager to try.

Wang Hu suddenly felt that he was not ashamed of his parents. Didn't the big boy come suddenly?

We just got engaged, and here comes such a big kid!

off the shelf!

Moreover, it is indeed excellent! He suddenly became the commander-in-chief's father, and he was proud of himself even if he talked about it!

The rise of Lao Wang’s family!

Sure enough, life is unpredictable, and the large intestine wraps around the small intestine.

Apart from anything else, if Lin Fan competes with him in the future, would he dare to fight back?

Lin Fan looked at Wang Hu with a deathly expression: "Brother Tiger, no, Father Tiger... How about we stop getting engaged?"

Wang Hu patted Lin Fan on the shoulder: "It's okay, Dad, I don't care about that. From now on, we brothers will have our own affairs."

Lin Fan: "???"

You do not care?

How fresh!

I care!

Of course the father doesn't care, only the one who somehow becomes a son does!

Originally, Lin Fan had no choice but to secretly negotiate with Chione.

I thought I was unaware of it.

The result was never expected to be made public on this occasion.

The original engagement ceremony turned into a live broadcast of the Commander-in-Chief finding himself a stepfather!

Lin Fan could even think of what the headlines would be tomorrow, "The Commander Live Broadcast to Search for Dad", "Are You a Brother or a Dad?", "Where is Dad? Can My Brother Find It for You?" ”, “Stepmother is in need of a husband, so I happen to have a brother”, “My brother is called daddy”…

A lifetime of fame, destroyed in one moment!

I, Lin Fan, have become a slave of the third surname!

"Dad, don't you suddenly feel that this engagement is a bit too hasty? How presumptuous..." Lin Fan whispered.

Wang Hu was still holding a grudge against Lin Fan, and sneered: "Don't worry, my son. Although we are hasty, although we are not father and son, we still have brotherhood. Your mother and I also truly love each other. Brother, I will never abandon you, mother and son." Man! Today’s occasion is a bit serious, but as a father, brother, I will discipline you well in the future, so that you know what it means to have an elder brother like a father, and a father’s love like a mountain.”

Chione on the side was very moved. This was the happy family of three in her imagination, a happy family life.

The dream came true in an instant, saving twenty years of detours!

And look at how good the relationship between the two father and son is. They have begun to talk and laugh in harmony with each other.

It seems that my worries are unnecessary, they have already assumed the roles and entered the family.

She must also be longing for a warm family. Chione decided to be Wang Hu's wife and Lin Fan's mother from now on to maintain the harmony of the family.

"Wang Hu, you really did this to yourself..." Lin Fan gritted his teeth.

Chione immediately stepped into the role of a good wife and scolded: "My son, why are you talking to your father!"

Lin Fan: "...Alas!"

Unexpectedly, I actually contributed to Daxia... and this contribution seems to be greater than that of Wang Hu.

He gained a wife and children, but although I gained a father, I lost my dignity.

This happened to me... It feels like I shot myself in the foot... I have been busy here for a long time, and the clown is actually me?

Matchmaking for you.

Turn around.

Am I the fruit of your love?

Wang Hu, the co-author, is not the one who suffers the most, but I, Lin Fan, am the one who suffers the most!

What a thief!

From now on, if Wang Hu scolds me like "I'm your mother", I, Lin Fan, will have to applaud him!

But now that the matter was over, Lin Fan couldn't say anything else on this occasion and could only smile politely.

He comforted himself with the words he had comforted Wang Hu before.

And just when the gods of Daxia were holding back their laughter crazily and the people were laughing.

Lu Bu, a slave with the fifth surname, frowned and said, "What's so funny? Humph, what a fuss."

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Tonight's, updated in advance. Don’t wait any longer tonight, go to bed early. The cultivation of the god of staying up late should be done slowly.

In the last chapter, General Mike shouldn't be in those lines. Ant-Man doesn't know Mr. X's true identity. I made a typo when I was writing, so I wrote it down directly...

It’s rare to write a message. The Chinese New Year is coming soon. I wish you all a happy new year in advance. I wish you good health and all the best.