Chapter 151
"Danzo!"
"Hey, Hiruzen!"
Sarutobi Hiruzen thrust the truth-seeking jade in his hand directly at Shimura Danzo's head;
Shimura Danzo was not to be outdone and aimed the black stick in his hand at the Yang escape mark on Sarutobi Hiruzen's chest.
It seemed that the two were about to fight to a draw, but the next moment...
Plop~
30 minutes were up, and the effect of the emotion reversal spray was immediately reversed, and the two knelt down to each other face to face on the spot.
Then...
First bow to heaven and earth!
Second bow to parents!
Husband and wife bow to each other!
The ceremony is over~ The newlyweds enter the bridal chamber!
...Of course this is impossible~
Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo just knelt towards each other all the way, and finally in the middle of the room, they hugged each other tightly and cried loudly.
"Danzo, Danzo, what did I do just now... I actually wanted to kill you, my only best friend?!
I really deserve to die~"
"Me too, Hiruzen... How could I have such a dirty idea?!
I really deserve to die~"
"I, Sarutobi Hiruzen, really don't deserve to be a human being!"
"No! It's me who doesn't deserve to be a human being, it's Shimura Danzo, Hiruzen!"
"No, it's me!
When I was three years old, I peeked at the widow next door taking a bath... I'm simply a beast in the true sense of the word~"
"No, Hiruzen, listen to me first... Wait, wasn't it me who lived next door to you when you were three years old, Hiruzen?!"
"That's right, so it was your mother, Danzo, who I peeked at... I'm simply a big bastard!"
Shimura Danzo: Σ( ° △ °|||)︴! ! !
"... If you say so, Hiruzen... I can no longer hide from you the fact that I used to deliver milk to your daughter-in-law without your and your eldest son's knowledge..."
Sarutobi Hiruzen: ヽ( ຶ▮ ຶ)ﾉ!!!
"Danzo, I smashed the windows of your house."
"Huruzen, I blew up the manure pit in your house."
...
"Hatake Sakumo was forced to death by my design!"
"I sent people to dig out the heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys of Senju Nawase!"
"I am responsible for the death of the Second Hokage Senju Tobirama. If I hadn't drawn a mark on the tree, Kinkaku and Ginkaku might not have been able to track us!"
"I have dug the graves of the Senju and Uchiha clans with my own hands!"
The Konoha ninjas present: (°Д°≡°Д°)? ! !
No... are these things really something that these little Karamis can listen to? !
They won't be silenced by these two old guys afterwards, right? !
...
"I'm ready to take action against the Akimichi clan... The Akimichi clan is doomed, and the Six Paths Sage can't be saved either, I, Sarutobi Hiruzen, said so!"
"What's that? I've already poisoned everyone in your Sarutobi clan in secret..."
"Danzo! I, Sarutobi Hiruzen, am not a human!"
"Huruzen, I, Shimura Danzo, am not... What the hell?!"
Okay, the effect of the emotion reversal spray has completely passed, and the two finally woke up.
Although they woke up, the memories just now are still there.
Sarutobi Hiruzen: (ー ー゛)...
Shimura Danzo: (ー ー゛)...
【What did I say just now? ! 】×2
Sarutobi Hiruzen: →_→……
Shimura Danzo: ←_←……
“Five Styles*Large Linking Technique!”
“Wood Style*Incision Technique!”
All the Konoha ninjas present successfully defeated the enemy.
The Six Paths Sage in the Pure Land received a large number of Konoha ninja souls that were packed and shipped by two people with a confused look on his face.
(Six Paths Sage: “What happened to you Konoha?! Why did you come down so early?!”
Konoha ninjas: “(ー ー゛)…It’s hard to explain, anyway, it’s probably because we accidentally heard something we shouldn’t have heard…”
Six Paths Sage: ⊙_⊙???)
……
The only one still standing at the scene was Naruto pretending to be Hanzo of the Salamander.
Well…Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo were kneeling on the ground, and they didn’t have time to get up.
Naruto was somewhat glad that he didn't bring the ninjas from the Hidden Rain Village with him today, otherwise they might have been wiped out by these two old guys.
[Wait, look at the eyes of these two old men... Damn, they don't want to kill me too? !
You two can't do this~ Otherwise, the whole book will end! ꒰꒪꒫꒪⌯꒱...]
Naruto suddenly found that Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo were staring at him with murderous eyes... Naruto almost couldn't hold back and ran away.
Fortunately...
Sarutobi Hiruzen: →_→...
[Hanzo the Salamander is youCalled here, should I kill him or not? 】
Shimura Danzo: ←_←...
[Are you stupid for being the Hokage? !
He is a high-level cannon fodder that I specially found to rush to the front. If I kill him... you go to attract the firepower of other people in the Akatsuki organization? ! 】
Sarutobi Hiruzen: (ー_ー)!!
[Then let him live...]
Shimura Danzo: (ー`´ー)...
[You are really stupid if I say you are stupid... You can't wait until you kill the sheep before killing him? ! 】
Sarutobi Hiruzen: (||๐_๐)... Yes, that makes sense...
After a subtle eye contact, the murderous aura in their eyes quietly faded.
Sarutobi Hiruzen walked up to Naruto with a kind face and patted his shoulder gently.
"Hanzo you..."
"Don't worry, I didn't hear or see anything today."
Naruto blurted out without hesitation.
Sarutobi Hiruzen: (￣▽￣)~
Shimura Danzo: (￣▽￣)~
[Little brother is sensible~] ×2
"Don't worry, Hanzo, you are a distinguished guest of Konoha, and Danzo and I will not do anything to you."
"Yes, brother Hanzo, considering our relationship...
You don't trust Hiruzen, but do you trust me too?!
Hiruzen and I are not the kind of demons who kill innocent people without reason~"
"Then they..."
Naruto turned his head stiffly and glanced at the Konoha ninjas lying in a pool of blood.
"Alas... I can't do anything about it. Who let them hear some secrets that they shouldn't have heard?
I can only let them sacrifice themselves for Konoha. As their Hokage... I am also very sad~"
"Yes, yes, I don't want this to happen.
It's just to maintain the peace of the village... I can only send them to see the previous Hokage."
The two shameless old guys sang the same tune, and for the sake of the village and peace, they completely removed themselves from this massacre.
Naruto: (꒪⌓꒪) ...
"What about me?"
"Ah~ I've told you not to be afraid, Hanzo. You have a different status in the hearts of me and Danzo."
"That's right. Didn't you say you didn't see or hear anything today?
If that's the case... I'll make sure you're fine!
But if we hear some rumors that shouldn't be spread, then...
Brother Hanzo, what do you think?"
Naruto: (๑°⌓°๑)...
Naruto could see that Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo were playing the good cop and the bad cop;
They were blatantly threatening him!
If he said even a word of "no" now...
Naruto wouldn't be able to walk out of this door today.
