Chapter 1103 Becoming a God? Just today! (plus more)
Top Gun 001 at this moment!
This time I brought a lot of high-end equipment, anesthesia watch, bomb chewing gum, pen pistol, cutting ring!
The button camera, the sunglasses display the map at all times, and even the umbrella in the hand has a shield function!
The suit is anti-binding spirit bomb!
Even the back molars have suicide poison!
It can be said that it is fully prepared!
Can't help but smile confidently!
(๑ˉิٹˉิ) "What era is it? We must keep pace with the times!"
With these high-tech equipment and his own abilities, wouldn't it be easy to steal two rabbits?
Checked the satellite map with sunglasses, just about to act!
At this moment, an old lady holding a sign came over with a smile on her face!
(◞ᵔᗜᵔ◟) "Dude! No accommodation! 20 nights, cheap!"
001 Keep your eyes open!
(▀̿～▀)̄ "Sorry, no, I have a meeting!"
The old lady hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed 001's cuffs, her eyes flashed for a while!
(◞◔౪◔ิ◟)(๑·︠_·︡ )
"Don't worry, there's no need to rush. Work needs to be a combination of work and rest. We have beautiful women here to accompany you!"
001 was taken aback, his eyes brightened slightly!
Oh ho ho? There are beauties? As the world's top spy, which mission is not accompanied by a girl?
This time too!
It's still early, it should be too late!
(￢ก￢) "Cough ~ beauty... beautiful?"
The old lady laughed straight: "You are so beautiful, you are so tender and tender!"
001 wiped his nose: "Let's go!"
The old lady's eyes brightened: "Young man, let's go, I promise to make arrangements for you clearly!"
...
In a dimly lit room with pink lights, 001 is still a little nervous!
Point to the list!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☛ "This is the 298 Royal Knight!"
The old lady patted 001 on the shoulder with a look of approval!
(ಡ◞౪◟ಡ) "You guys have a good look, go in and wait!"
001 began to take off his suit with emotion on his face, and went into the back room!
It's really good here, and it's cheap!
The old lady glanced at the briefcase and went out with a smile!
At this moment, 001 is humming a little tune, dangling his feet, with a relaxed expression on his face!
Just then, the door opened!
I saw a fat and strong woman with two braids and a black beard walking in!
At least there must be three hundred catties!
( ͜ ๑°┏ل͜┓°๑ ͜ )
"Hey! Today's little geigei~ is pretty handsome, goose box~ 呵忽~"
001:! ! !
☚(ʘ̆口ʘ̥̆‖)՞ "What are you riding a horse? Get out! Get out of here!"
At this moment, 001's face is full of panic, is this the beauty that the old lady said?
I just ~%?...;# *'!
What about the alluring girl? This is clearly a girl from the city!
The bearded girl giggled!
( ͜ ๑ಡ┏ꇴ┓ಡ๑ ͜ )
"You want me to go? No way! It's hard to find such a handsome guy, don't worry, I only feel bad for geigei~"
"Leave it to me, I promise to make your bones crisp and numb!"
Speaking of a flying jump, a body of about three hundred kilograms suddenly jumped onto the spring bed, hitting the top of Mount Tai!
Press 001, the spring doesn't spring back!
001's eyes widened, and a mouthful of old blood almost spurted out!
ꉂꉂ(ଵεଵ｡)
"Don't move! Stay away from me! If you move again, I will do it!"
It's really crispy and numb! The bones are pressed and the legs are numb?
It's all blood!
The bearded girl pursed her lips: "Heh~ do it? You try it? Believe it or not, I will have someone report it directly to the Public Security Bureau?"
"Let them arrest you for investigation? Be honest with me!"
001 panicked, then...wouldn't he be exposed?
Moreover, this is a residential area, once there is a big disturbance, it will definitely cause riots!
You have to keep a low profile and don't make trouble!
snort! Think there's nothing I can do about it?
Look at my anesthesia watch!
But looking at his empty wrist, 001 exploded!
The watch is out of the outer room!
Before he could move, the bearded girl directly held 001's face and gnawed on it!
( ͜ ๑˃᷄┏3┓˂᷅ ͜ )(꒪ͦε꒪ͦ|||)
001's eyes widened, and he kicked his legs for a while, only feeling that he has now become a trough for feeding pigs!
Now that I've been bitten, I can only stand up!
What crimes have I never suffered? I ordered by myself, and I had to finish eating while crying!
...
At Rongcheng Airport, a fair girl with heart-shaped sunglasses and short brown hair came out pulling a small suitcase!
✧*｡٩(♡～♡)ᓄbox
There are small braids on the temples, and there is a pinch of white hair in the bangs, which looks very vigorous!
"Hmph~ It's just stealing two rabbits, so what's the point of mobilizing the crowd?"
"Qianben Sakura is really lazy. If it weren't for the space department, the Sakura team wouldn't have you talking at all!"
Hua Yin was full of resentment and beeped non-stop, but as long as the rabbit was successfully stolen back!
The higher-ups will definitely support my Jingming faction, let's see what kind of air Jieshi Qianbenying has!
At the same time, on the streets of Rongcheng!
A man in jeans, a leather jacket, with his head turned back, his peaked cap turned upside down, and his hands in his pockets, strolled casually!
He glanced in the direction of Rongcheng Nursing Home, and went straight there!
Cowboy Mirando smiled coldly: "Hmph! Return the national treasure? You can't even laugh because you're killing me!"
This time, the Star Shield Bureau attaches great importance to it, and the task rewards are generous!
...
On the spring bed, the bearded girl got up and smoked a cigarette!
( ͜ ๑乛┏3┓乛 ͜ )⋋︴
"Drink~bai! A fancy but useless thing, it's a piece of shit! Spicy chicken!"
Said without looking back out of the room!
001 cried silently, I thought I was the royal knight, and I was the knight!
Who knew that bearded girls were knights!
For a moment, 001 even had the urge to crush his back molars and commit suicide!
You can lick it with your tongue...
Fuck?
What about my back molars?
Looking at her body again, all the rings and necklaces have been taken away!
Even the molars in the back of the mouth were pulled away by me?
Can you ride harder?
001 had a bad premonition, and quickly got up and rushed to the outhouse!
Sure enough, the briefcase, bulletproof suit, watch and umbrella are all gone!
All I have left is my underpants, which were torn to pieces just now...
001:! ! !
Is it so sinister? Laozi has been walking in the rivers and lakes for many years?
Now it's been tricked!
The mission hasn't started yet, all the equipment is lost, and there is no clothes left for me?
He wanted to open his mouth to roar, but he was afraid of causing a commotion, so he could only swallow the broken pressure into his stomach!
(งཀ低ཀ)ง
His eyes couldn't help falling on the white bed sheet!
...
Fenglin Villa, Sky Island, Rongcheng College!
There is cheerful music echoing, and the villa is brightly lit!
There were bursts of laughter and "pop" sounds!
In the men's hot spring area, Qin Shou was shirtless, and kept patting Wu Liang's body with both hands!
Crackling, full of passion!
But Qin Shou's eyes were empty, as if he had lost hope in life, like a ruthless sex machine!
(≖～≖ )…
Wu Liang had a look of enjoyment: "Should I say it or not! Brother Qin's work is getting better and better! Nice~"
In the milk pool, there are still many gentlemen lying here and there, all of whom have enjoyed Qin's technique!
In the girl's hot spring area, Jiangnan's big hand landed on Yu Qingqing's back with a "slap" and screamed!
٩(*˃᷄ꇴ˂᷅*)۶ "Grrrrrrr~Nanshin is awesome!"
Jiang Nan waved his small hands with a humble face!
(︶.̮︶๑)ﾉ "No way, it's just so good! Speaking of which, Qin Shou, what are you doing with a dark face?"
"I didn't say I won't let you rub the girls, did I? They won't let you rub, isn't it my fault?"
[Resentment value from Qin Shou +1000! ]
After I finished my work, I thought I could finally realize my dream of being a man!
But who knew that all the photos were of muscular men!
Leng Yan pouted!
(￢д￢.) "I don't want Professor Qin to rub me! He smiles so obscenely, you can tell he's up to no good!"
"Where do you look like Nan Shen? Just looking at it makes me feel happy!
Jiangnan: (΄◞ิᗜ◟ิ‵)
Professor Qin:! ! !
He's not any better than me, is he?
If he continues like this, he won't be able to find a girlfriend at all!
"Nan Shen! Is there any new baby? Just something that makes people handsome, tall, and awesome?"
"I also want to be welcomed by the little girl?"
When Professor Qin said this, the bunch of bachelors in the men's hot spring area suddenly got excited!
Qi Delong, Dongqiang, Qi Yuye Xinghe, they all looked forward to it!
There must be a secret to why Nanshen is so attractive, right?
And Jiangnan was immediately happy!
He slapped Yu Qingqing's ass, and slapped her into the hot spring pool like a fish!
Snapped! (๑︶.̮︶)ﾉΣ(
There is no reason why you don't want someone who comes to give you a small amount of money?
There are so many babies of my own!
I saw Jiangnan took out a spread cloth and spread it on the ground!
Pull out a bunch of Teletubbies invisibility cloaks, plus a big green stick!
Qin Shou took a deep breath: "Hiss~ You made us invisible, and then took the green stick to attack the younger sister! After being knocked out, carry it away?"
"And live an unspeakably wonderful life?"
As soon as the words came out, all the little girls stared at Qin Shou with red eyes!
If eyes can kill, Qin Shou is gone!
Qin Shou was sweating profusely on his forehead: "That's what you said, but we can't do this, then... that's illegal!"
"Although I, Shou Qin, is a beast, I am also a man of principle!"
Jiang Nan rolled his eyes: "I think that's what you want to do!"
Then he grinned again: "But it can make you taller and more awesome! There are really things that are awe-inspiring!"
"Although the effect is only half an hour, in this half hour, you are a god!"
"Boys, do you want to become a fairy like me?"
"The invisibility cloak and the green stick are just auxiliary props, as long as you can grasp it! Become a god today!"
At this moment, Qin Shiqiyu and the others nodded like chickens pecking at rice!
━=͟͟͞͞(งŎ◠Ŏ)ง "I want it!"
