Chapter 14 Pooh Pooh?
The teacher was stunned by these two cannons!
He is indeed a seasoned veteran.
He tapped the blackboard lightly and said calmly, "Come on! Let's continue the class!"
"What about this, he is..."
The sweet and sour smell lingered in the classroom for a long time, but it didn't take long for everyone's expressions to start to go wrong...
Li Muyan's pretty face blushed slightly, her fingers turning blue while pinching the ballpoint pen.
The body sitting on the stool swayed quietly, I didn't dare to use too much force, it was too loud!
As a qualified little fairy!
It must not leak!
How to fart to silence is a required course for little fairies!
But in the face of a menacing attack.
The strength is not well controlled...
A melodious and even melodious "Sound of Heaven" came out!
That's called a long!
It's a bit like a suona blowing blind...
The feeling of a trombone going from the highest note to the lowest note!
Jiangnan: "..."
This little fairy! Stop pushing your sphincter muscles, okay?
It's so hard!
Feel free to release it!
let me tell you! You are not good for your health!
Many people next to him looked at Li Muyan, and some male classmates bit their lips bleeding from laughing, and there was an awkward atmosphere in the class.
"Crack!"
This girl crushed the ballpoint pen!
But this is just the beginning!
Just listen to someone coughing!
The cough was accompanied by a loud "Bang!".
There are also people reading books and drinking water! And accompanied by the sound of "Pfft!" "Bang!"...
The whole class suddenly became lively, with various sounds of flipping books, squeezing water bottles, and "squeaks" of moving tables and chairs.
As a result, a unique band performance began!
"boom!"
"boom!"
"Snapped!"
...
"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!"
"puff!"
"puff!"
"bu~"
...
"Pfft! Pfft! Pfft! Pfft! bu~"
Some lovely female classmates, where are you embarrassed? He kept breathing in, trying to salvage the disaster he had caused!
Seriously? Can't take it back! give up!
Jiang Nan couldn't hold back his joy, and even patted the table with his palms, playing the rhythm for them with his heart!
The classmates looked at Jiangnan playing the table accompaniment, all of them were stupid!
Do you want to be so 6?
Hey? Don't say it! It's got a bit of a taste!
But there is a big problem.
The smells in the classroom are getting more and more colorful.
There are even some hot eyes.
Finally, one of the classmates couldn't bear it anymore, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said, "Classmates, are you hot? Let's open the window!"
"Hurry up! It's so hot today!"
"Hurry up!"
"All open!"
"Witty, you little clever ghost!"
As soon as the classroom windows were opened, the air was much better.
But the old man who was sweeping the floor outside the classroom looked up and saw a white smoke that was visible to the naked eye floating out of the classroom.
As soon as the breeze blows, it blows over!
The old man: "Hey, hold the grass! Σ_(???"∠) Wow..."
"What kind of smell is this!"
...
If one or two people are fine, but this happens to the whole class...
All eyes fell on Jiang Nan in an instant!
I just ate soy beans!
Results now! ! !
But just now, he was crying and eating soybeans, and Jiangnan generously donated...
Moreover, soybeans do play a role in detoxification!
What the heck to say about him.
As a result, Jiangnan's list of grievances was refreshed like crazy.
[The resentment value from Li Xiang +999! ]
[The resentment value from Li Muyan +999! ]
...
A row of 999s refreshed wildly, not only from their own class, but also from other classes!
You must know that all teachers and students in the school eat detoxified soybeans!
The situation in other classes is no better than here.
Jiangnan has gone crazy!
This is not schadenfreude!
Helping them detoxify yourself is still a good thing!
Um! Good thing!
Li Xiang darkened his face: "Teacher, I want to go to the toilet!"
I was grateful to Jiangnan just now! The results of it?
It's not a bad thing when I meet him!
The teacher glanced at Jiangnan resentfully: "Go, go!"
"Teacher! I'm going too!"
"And I!"
"Well... let's go, I'll go too, the students go to self-study first!"
As soon as the teacher went out, the whole class exploded!
The classmates rushed towards the toilet like tigers and wolves...
In the blink of an eye, Jiangnan was the only one left in the classroom.
I saw him rubbing his chin in thought.
"Well... it seems that this detoxification little soybean still has side effects!"
"The function is to detoxify, and the side effect is diarrhea."
After detoxification, the toxins will naturally be excreted, right?
It's okay to think so!
But it was a little too violent.
Now that the whole campus is jumping, Jiangnan swears that he is kind!
Frightened, I patted my little heart!
"Fortunately I didn't eat it! If this..."
"Forehead……"
Jiang Nanzhi felt discomfort in his stomach for a while, and his whole body was weak.
Then I remembered that I ate two big bowls of beans at noon...
Jiangnan: "..."
He took out a small detoxification soybean and hesitated for a long time.
Still chewed and swallowed!
Then there is no love on his face!
I didn't taste the chicken...
Heaven is reincarnation!
Who have you spared?
Retribution coming too fast, like a tornado?
Jiang Nan got up and walked towards the toilet with a black face.
There was a strange smell all over the hallway.
in the hallway.
A young lady wearing a miniskirt with long hair and waist-length walked gracefully.
The result is a pair of legs.
The miniskirt floated slightly, and even the long hair rippled with it...
"Huh? Winnie the Pooh?"
The young lady looked back at Jiang Nan angrily and ran away quickly. Where did the slightest bit of elegance come from?
really!
Fairy sisters are always leaking...
Wait until my hair reaches my waist!
Farting hair fluttering?
Um……
Jiang Nan never thought that he would be able to recite poetry.
Just got to the toilet.
The surging heads and the roar of immortality and death from inside made Jiang Nan dumbfounded!
The toilet was crowded!
It took a long time to squeeze in.
The scene in front of me simply hit Jiangnan's worldview!
The pit is full!
But can this stumped these geniuses?
Not at all!
I saw a group of people half-squatting in a row of vertical urinals!
Squat!
This pose is simply anti-human!
Each expression is called an ecstasy.
"Fuck? Is this okay?"
Jiangnan was stunned!
"Why not? A living person can still be choked with shit? It's okay, thin! I can rush down!"
What the fuck? Is this a question of whether it can go down?
"Hurry up! You are so fast!"
Someone hurriedly stomped their feet and banged on the door.
inside!
"Brother, you are in a hurry! It's not over!"
The brothers in the back looked indifferent and smiled: "Don't panic!"
A blushing classmate asked curiously, "What's wrong? Are you in a hurry?"
The buddy said indifferently: "I thought it was a fart just now! It turned out not..."
As soon as a word came out, the people around him were one meter away from him in an instant! A look of horror!
"I'm done! How about you?"
Jiangnan covered his face!
Sure enough, you can't trust any kind fart when you're thin!
because……
It is most likely lying to you!
