Chapter 213: Homophobic Mrs. Weasley
"What's wrong Albus?" Grindelwald asked Aberforth with his eyes.
Aberforth, "."
He knew that his brother was suffering from 'Bajir Granger phobia' again.
A perfect man like Bagir Granger, who is as bright as the sun, will explode if you look at him again, and will fuse if you get closer, is something that young and ignorant boys and girls cannot refuse.
Even though he likes goats, he is still amazed and excited because of his return to youth.
But unlike him accepting Ariana being with that guy.
His brother has always been in a Schrödinger state of agreeing and disagreeing, but Ariana's attitude is that she agrees most of the time.
But sometimes, that's what happens.
Aberforth looked around cautiously. Fortunately, there was no one around the reef where they were staying.
Great, Albus's ridiculous lack of ambition won't be seen by others.
"Hey! Aberforth."
Aberforth stiffened.
What's worse is that Albus still has a drooped face, pouting, and squatting down to play with his fingers.
Grindelwald looked stern when he noticed this: Albus, your reputation will be protected by me!
This familiar voice came from above their heads.
Aberforth looked up.
The familiar fiery red color and the shining Mediterranean Sea under the moonlight revealed the identity of the visitor.
Arthur Weasley.
Half member of the Order of the Phoenix.
He is obviously the director of the Office for the Prohibition of Misuse of Muggle Items, but he always looks for opportunities to go out into the field and earn subsidies.
He is also a frequent visitor to the Pig's Head Bar.
Sitting next to him on the broomstick and flying with him were his family members.
Needless to say, Molly was recognized by Aberforth at a glance. Her brothers, the Prewett brothers, were both members of the Order of the Phoenix, his fallen comrades.
The tall, thin, handsome boy with long hair tied into a ponytail and an earring with a fang on his ear was undoubtedly Arthur's eldest son Bill.
The most rebellious and handsome among the sons, he works as a curse-breaker in Gringotts, Egypt.
The short and stocky guy next to him, who also has long hair, brown-black skin, and a broad face like a good gentleman, must be the second son Charlie.
The burns and scratches all over his arms gave him away. Arthur had said that Charlie was studying dragons in Romania.
And that guy with an average figure and face, and neatly styled red hair must be Percy.
What a sin. When he reaches middle age, he will be as bald as Arthur. As a result, he doesn't grow his hair long when he is young.
Naturally, he didn't need to identify the remaining four.
The Weasley twins were regulars in Hogsmeade and the Hog's Head pub, where they often came to trade. Arthur often disguised himself in the crowd to protect his son. It's easy. The patrons of the Pig's Head Bar cover their faces in various ways.
Ron only needs to look at height.
He is obviously only in the second grade and his eldest son, Bill, is about to grow up.
I heard he likes to eat? Maybe that's why.
The last Ginny, the youngest daughter of the Weasley family, the most petite girl——
For just a second, Aberforth processed the information in his mind and then got stuck.
The person next to Ron was not Ginny, but the boy who made him look embarrassed - Harry Potter.
? ? ?
Why is there one missing?
When looking for a goat, he had to look for symmetrical horns, or use deformation surgery to reshape the horns. Suffering from such obsessive-compulsive disorder, he suddenly had red threads in his eyes.
And Albus.!!!!
Aberforth was going crazy.
Grindelwald stood directly in front of Dumbledore, using a very ambiguous posture and his expression was so annoying.
Damn it! I know my brother likes men, but not in front of me!
Not Grindelwald either!
At least no outsiders!
It’s best not to know that outsider!
But reality
Haha, haha, let the world be destroyed!
Ariana was protected by Granger Imp, so she didn't need to worry about it.
He didn't care where Ginny Weasley was or why the Weasley family had the money to buy so many brooms.
At the same time, Molly Weasley and her husband quickly stood in front of their sons, including Harry.
"Don't look!"
"Dumbledore, why are you here?"
"It's very remote here."
"If I had known, I wouldn't have said hello."
The two complained, flying around like a mother otter protecting its young from falling into the water, sending Harry and the others away from where they were.
Molly's face was as red as her hair. Although everything just happened was embarrassing, it also evoked the beautiful memories of her youth and Arthur in the corner of the school late at night.
"You guys can go play by yourselves, Arthur and I will go shopping elsewhere."
Go somewhere else to play = an invitation with the sound of water.
Arthur understood instantly.
He also coughed, "Fortunately Ginny isn't here. Remember not to spread what you saw today."
Ron blurted out, "There's no need for us to pass it on! That German student is living in the office directly with Dumbledore!"
Bill and Charlie's eyes flashed with surprise, holy shit! Is the principal having such a good time?
Percy scolded, "Shut up Ron."
Ron looked at Fred and George unconvinced, "What I said is true. Everyone knows it."
Without waiting for Fred and George to answer, he pushed Harry again, "Harry, say something~ Yeah~"
Fred and George nodded.
But the two were so naughty that the Weasleys didn't believe it.
Then everyone looked at Harry.
Harry was very hesitant.
He knew Manstein's true identity. Dumbledore had revealed it to him, Sirius and the professors on the lawn that day.
Dumbledore and Manstein's identities were legitimate.
Just as legitimate as what Mr. and Mrs. Weasley were about to do.
But if he said yes, would it be like he was talking bad about someone behind their back?
Wouldn't that be too much?
It would be fine if the target was Voldemort.
Dumbledore was his dear headmaster, worthy of respect.
After all, he was a loving elder.
Ron sensed Harry's hesitation and put his hand on the back of Harry's hand.
"Harry, everyone knows about this."
"That Manstein has been in and out of the principal's office openly many times."
"At night, he even pretended to ask passers-by about the location of the toilet and claimed his sovereignty."
"After so long, Dumbledore himself has never denied it."
"You just--"
Before Ron finished speaking, Harry nodded heavily, "Yes! Ron is right."
"Harry~" Percy sighed heavily.
If it was just a scandal about the principal, he wouldn't care.
But this principal is from Gryffindor and has a close relationship with their family.
As a prefect and the third son of the Weasley family, even if he is self-deceiving like covering his ears and stealing the bell, it is better than admitting it directly.
Molly's face, which was just flushed, became even redder.
She even felt that her ears and neck were burning now, and she quickly grabbed Arthur's arm with her right hand, her eyes wandering.
Compared to the child, she knew more.
Next to Dumbledore and the German boy was Dumbledore's younger brother Aberforth.
To do such a thing, and bring his brother with him.
Bringing both brothers, it's not just for rhyme, right?
Too much!
Arthur, who also knew Aberforth's identity, concluded dryly, "This may be a side effect of the Philosopher's Stone."
"After being old for so long, he suddenly became younger."
"And the boy looks a lot like Grindelwald."
"They are even German."
"This is unavoidable."
Fred and George shook their heads, "Dad, you are wrong." "According to our research, Grindelwald is actually Austrian."
"The greatest achievement of the Austrian Ministry of Magic is-""Let everyone think that Grindelwald is German."
Harry, who is familiar with Muggle history, suddenly remembered that indescribable person.
He quickly changed the subject, "By the way, where is Ginny?"
Bill shook his long hair (Mrs. Weasley's eyes changed instantly, and she touched her wand lovingly), "It just so happens that I am also wondering about Ginny's whereabouts."
"Percy, you said she was busy and it's not convenient now."
"Could it be that she has a boyfriend?"
"It's too early!"
Mrs. Weasley, who was touching her wand and preparing for a sneak attack, stopped her hand on the wand.
Charlie's muscles bulged all over his body, and his gentle face showed its edge for the first time.
Mr. Weasley, who was tidying his hair and trying to cover his Mediterranean, also stopped his movements.
The Weasley twins, who always smile, also tensed up.
Ron, who was distracted just now and looked at the barbecue stall like a beach, also looked sharp.
Percy, who was stared at by strange and familiar family members, was a little breathless.
He seemed to feel a pair of hands tightly pinching his neck, "Ginny. Not. In love."
Mrs. Weasley stared at Bill and Charlie's long hair again, but Bill's earrings still attracted all her attention.
Charlie became a good man again.
Mr. Weasley took care of his hair carefully.
Fred and George whistled.
Ron looked straight at the food again, and a ray of crystal appeared in his mouth.
It seemed that everything that happened before was an illusion.
Percy panted and recovered his breath, "You all should know Luna."
"The girl from the Lovegood family."
"She was sorted into Ravenclaw."
"Penelope, the prefect of Ravenclaw--"
Fred and George interrupted Percy, "Penelope?" "You mean the girl who rejected you in the hall?"
"The champion of Ravenclaw." "The griffin hovering over the tower (a legendary creature with the body and claws of a lion, the head and wings of an eagle)!"
Percy blushed and said something like "That's not a rejection", "She was just hesitant", "She said goodnight to me today".
Ron rolled his eyes and whispered to Harry beside him: "Percy is still too naive. As long as Basil is in Hogwarts, it will be difficult for us boys to have the right to choose our spouses. Those beautiful and excellent girls who think they are worthy of him are all eyeing Basil."
"I have received many letters asking me to pass them on to him."
Harry, who still has no girl in his heart, nodded indifferently. "What are you doing, Mom!" Bill covered his ears.
His voice woke Percy, who was immersed in "love" again.
Others also looked at Bill.
Mrs. Weasley was with one hand on her waist, her eyes full of dissatisfaction, "There is a terrible big fang on it. Really, Bill, what do people in the bank say?"
"Your hair is terrible, dear, I really hope you can let me trim it."
"Mom, the people in the bank don't care what I wear, as long as I find a lot of treasure." Bill explained patiently, then he changed his target and pointed at Charlie, "Look at Charlie. He is still studying dragons in Romania!"
"He is not afraid of his hair being burned by dragons. I am a person who is looking for ways to break magic traps in ancient monuments, so why should I care?"
Charlie, who was watching his brother having fun: Bill! You framed me!
He hurriedly said: "Mom, our hairstyle is very popular now."
"It is also common among famous wizards."
"You are too out of date."
"Besides, compared with Professor Dumbledore's hair, this is not long at all-"
Charlie's body stiffened, and he realized that he had said something he shouldn't have said.
Bill also looked at his brother speechlessly.
Mrs. Weasley took a breath of cold air, and while holding the broom handle with one hand, her body fell on Mr. Weasley.
"What did you say-"
"You learned it from Dumbledore!"
The combination of brothers reminded her of the combination of Dumbledore and his brother.
Rich imagination, so that countless indescribable pictures flooded into her mind.
She screamed: "Now! Immediately! Cut your hair immediately!"
Bill smiled bitterly, "Mom, my sexual orientation is very popular. I like beautiful girls."
Charlie hesitated, and those "girls" with scales and spewing flames flashed in his mind, "I don't like men."
At this moment, Charlie's hesitation was as obvious as a fly on a white paper.
Mrs. Weasley was completely crazy, "It's my fault."
"If I didn't brag to you about Dumbledore's excellence, you wouldn't go to Gryffindor."
"If you don't go to Gryffindor, you won't learn bad things."
"If you don't learn bad things, you won't be like this now."
"Ron!"
"Take your hand off Harry's hand!"
"Do you want to learn bad things too!"
Ron wiped his saliva aggrievedly, "Harry and I are pure friendship."
Harry nodded impatiently, if only they were not in the sky now. If there were people around, at least it wouldn't be like this now.
Percy, who has been awake all the time: Aren't we talking about Ginny? How come it's about hair and now about sexual orientation.
Fred and George laughed, keep going! Keep going!
Bill stared at Charlie again, "Charlie, tell me the truth! Do you like men or not!"
"You just hesitated for a moment. Mom, I didn't learn bad things from Dumbledore."
"I'm sure!"
Mr. Weasley cautiously probed, "Molly, did you misunderstand?"
"Bill and Charlie don't show any signs of this."
"Ron is even less likely. He even hid a photo of Muriel under his pillow!"
Ron nodded quickly, "Yes! It has nothing to do with me--"
After he came to his senses, he was done. Should Voldemort come and give me an Avada now?
Mrs. Weasley's breath stabilized.
"Bill and Charlie are still suspicious."
"Do you remember Bill's Brazilian pen pal?"
"He went to school in Castrobusa, Brazil."
"Bill just couldn't participate in the exchange program for European students in Castrobusa."
"The pen pal sent a hat with a curse on it, which made his ears wrinkle."
"Don't you think this is too much? Their relationship must be abnormal!"
