Chapter 14 Hello SAO
If there is a moment that makes you feel like you have done the most regretful thing in your life, that is...
Why the hell should I drink water at this time...
"puff!"
Dang.
"Cough cough cough cough..."
One of the judges at the judges' table of the gorgeous competition smiled and opened the Nongfu Bingquan endorsed by Chenglong on the table. He just took a sip, and his heart was not cold yet. The water splashed in front of his mouth...
noise.
A high-pitched sound, harsh, that sent shivers down the spines of elves and people at the same time, wave after wave from the stage towards the judges' seat, the audience stand under the tent, and... the preparation room and preparation room for the contestants of the Gorgeous Contest. Passed to the Elf War Preparation Area...
"Damn it, how could there be such a wicked guy to let the elf use noise in the glamor contest?!" Judge No. 4 sitting on the edge felt bad all over, gritting his teeth and staring at the one above. At first Just cover your ears as a bastard.
This is a gorgeous contest, a gorgeous contest!
Even if it is a small glamor contest held in a shopping mall, it is more gorgeous than the moves used by the elves, not disgusting!
"I, Wang Zhanyu, have been so unlucky as a blood mother for eight lifetimes...How come I met a carp king who can make noise? I...trash!"
On the table of the No. 4 judge's seat, a name tag with the three characters "Wang Zhanyu" was trembling on the table together with the other three name tags.
Cover your ears...
The audience immediately burst into laughter. They promised to watch the man on the stage make Magikarp do a water splash and make a fool of himself with the lowest score in the audience. Why, why does this Magikarp know other moves besides water splash and still be like this... ...disgusting noise!
"I suddenly want to go on stage and beat that person up..."
"Me too……"
Yang Xiaoyu, who was in the audience, suddenly wanted to burrow her head into the ground. Oh my god, she thought her brother had taught Magikarp how to sing, the kind of singing technique that can make people fall asleep with beautiful music, but...
Yang Xiaoyu secretly glanced at the "innocent spectators" around him who had ugly expressions, veins popping out of their hands covering their ears, and who were going crazy.
This is a harsh sound wave that makes people feel uncomfortable and want to call the police...
In the preparation room of Group D players, the smile on Li Xiaolu's face suddenly stopped. When he saw Zhu Tian covering his ears first, he understood everything when he heard the harsh noise from Magikarp behind him...
"groove!"
"It's flying!"
"Go away, stop the noise!"
Each of the contestants covered their ears and breathed out sweet fragrance. They looked at Yang Yu outside on the stage and wished they could go up and kick him from behind.
"King Carp, can you still make noise?" Li Xiaolu felt that his mind was blank. His nine years of compulsory education in Elf Elementary School and Elf Junior High School... were they in vain?
Zhu Tian felt lucky in his heart. He never thought that the "brother" he had just met could be so awesome. Even King Carp could make a lot of noise. Fortunately, the brother asked him to be prepared to cover his ears in advance. , he also specifically asked Rattata, who had finished the competition and returned from the elf preparation area, to cover her ears...
Otherwise, you will be just as grumpy as these grumpy people in the room...
Wait, the elf preparation area?
Zhu Tian suddenly thought of something and suddenly turned his gaze to the Elf War Preparation Area not far away, separated by a glass door...
The elves inside...
"Gudong..."
Zhu Tian swallowed hard.
"Brother, you are so naughty..."
…
"King Salted Fish, stop singing!" Yang Yuyong could see out of the corner of his eye that a group of security guards in black uniforms rushed out of Shanda Department Store, feeling a little panicked, "Stop, I'm just participating in a Gorgeous contest, don’t let the scene be so gorgeous..."
The Salted Fish King felt that it was so good to roar. He had never felt so good before. He wanted to roar for a while longer, but when he heard the master's instructions, he waved his fish tail unhappily.
"Kah."
"What happened? We received a report that someone was deliberately making noise here. Where is the source of the noise?" The burly security guard in charge looked serious, as if he wanted to catch the culprit.
They did hear the source of the noise when they first came out, but when they got here, the noise stopped.
this……
The host looked at the fish tank prepared for King Magikarp on the stage...
"Security, security, that's it! That's what he did! It's Magikarp who did it!" Someone in the audience felt a breath of bad breath coming out of their chest when they saw the security guard coming, "It was the trainer who instructs Magikarp to use the noise." !”
"Do you think I'm a fool? How could Magikarp use noise? This kind of spirit only has the ability to splash and jump!" The security guard at the head snorted. Although he also wanted to catch the culprit, he couldn't unjustly accuse a good person, right? ?
"But his Magikarp makes a lot of noise!" The audience pointed at the Magikarp in the fish tank, wanting to braise it.
The salty fish king in the fish tank opened his eyes in confusion, feeling cute. What are you talking about? It’s not me who makes the noise. My move is clearly singing... What you are looking for is a little one who can make noises. Elf, what does it have to do with me, the Salted Fish King who can only sing?
Yang Yu took a slight step forward, blocking the security guard's view.
Judge No. 4 Wang Zhanyu, who was closest to the security guard, stood up and said something to the security guard as a judge of the gorgeous competition.
"Okay, since it was caused by the effects of the moves in the gorgeous competition, it's understandable." The security guard nodded, but he was still a little confused, could Magikarp really make noise?
"Everyone, be patient. In the Gorgeous Contest, you can indeed use voice-changing skills such as screams, noises, and metallic sounds. We did not expect that King Magikarp would use such a move. However, it is clearly stipulated in the National Gorgeous Contest Guidelines. , using skills such as noise and metallic sound, the score... can only be given 3 points." Wang Zhenyu gave his own score card.
Even if impact is used, the score may be 4 points. 3 points is the lowest score, which is basically equivalent to a consolation point, at least it is not zero!
The leading security guard turned around and left with the remaining security guards. Miss Geely Egg and several judges were present in the gorgeous competition here. The ordinary elves participating in the contest would naturally not cause any trouble, but they were still very strange. The current Magikarp knew how to do it. Does Noise have such a weird move?
"The noisy Magikarp..." Wang Zhanyu recorded it on his mobile phone. Although this skill is really evil, at least in the gorgeous competition, it at least shows the unusual learning ability of this Magikarp.
"A total of 12 gorgeous points were obtained... please invite the next contestant!"
This score is so satisfying that the host's happiness can be heard in his voice, but...
"Where's the next contestant? Your elf... why isn't he here?" The host saw the fourth contestant coming up, but the elf didn't come up...
The fourth contestant's elf, Zhengdian Paipai, is also the electric elf in Group D who can get high scores in the gorgeous competition. At this time...
In the elf preparation area, I kept my eyes closed, covering my ears with my little hands and shivering...
