Chapter 1262
Chapter 1,262 The clown is myself
"Thank you daddy."Song Ci also thanked him obediently.
Seeing that Li Er had finished handling Song Ci's affairs, Li Yuan immediately stood up to see the guests off and said:
"Now that the matter is settled and it's getting late, you can go back."
Li Er was stunned for a moment:
"I have no plans to leave. I plan to stay at my brother-in-law's place for one night."
Li Yuan:"……"
He blinked:
"Don't you plan to leave? Li Er:"
Yes, it's so late and I'm too lazy to go back."
Li Yuan reminded:"This place is not too far from your Tai Chi Palace.""
Li Er stretched out and said sleepily:
"Although it's not far, I'm a little sleepy and don't want to walk."
He has not had a good rest these days because he has been entangled in the cuckold matter.
Could it be that Li Yuanwei:
"My rooms are all guest rooms, prepared for customers. Li
Er said nonchalantly:
"Anyway, your inn won't have a single customer come to your door in 800 years. It won't make any difference if we stay here for one night."
Seeing that Li Er didn't know what to do, Li Yuan simply pointed it out:
"Staying in an inn costs ten taels of silver a night."
Li Er said cheerfully:"No problem,"
Li Yuan looked at Li Er.
Li Er pointed at the little Sizi:"I'm going to find my daughter."
Li Yuan:"……"
Xiao Sizi:"……"
"If you're being cruel, go upstairs by yourself!"
Li Yuan shook his head, left the lobby, and went to his bedroom.
Li Er made a victory gesture to Changsun Wugou and Xiao Sizi.
He seemed very proud of being able to take advantage of his brother-in-law.
Changsun Wugou saw his husband. She looked shameless and helpless.
She said:
"Since my brother-in-law doesn't want us to live here, we'd better go back. Li
Er objected:
"What are you going back for? The bed at home is not as comfortable as here. Moreover, the toothpaste and shower gel at home were almost running out, so we just went to the guest room to stock up."
The little Sizi on the side rolled his eyes:
"Are you purchasing? It's obvious that he wants to take advantage of others. You come here every once in a while, that's why dad doesn't want you to stay here."
Li Er shrugged his shoulders without blushing:
"Who told my brother-in-law that the toothpaste, shower gel, soap, and perfume here are so useful? They are much more effective than the spiritual ointments and soaps made by the palace alchemist."
Xiao Sizi:
"Of course, the ones made by the alchemist cannot be compared with the ones made by dad.
Li Er:"Isn't this right?""
Song Ci, who was on the side, was speechless when he saw Li Er's love for taking advantage.
Is this something that the emperor can do?
He is just a common man!
Shame on him!
Xiao Sizi can't do anything to Li Er, who can Do you think this is your biological father?
She said helplessly:
"The key is behind the bar. You can get it yourself. I'm going to rest."
After saying that, she walked into the backyard.
Li Er went to get the key.
By the way, he picked up three packs of instant noodles, a handful of ham sausage, a can of beef jerky, and a pack of peanut candy from the shelf.
When Changsun Wugu saw this, his forehead suddenly Three drops of cold sweat
"Your Majesty, aren't you doing this well?
Li Er:"Do you want to eat later?"
Changsun Wuguo nodded without hesitation and said,"Eat.""
Song Ci:"……"
He never expected that Changsun Wugou would also have a funny side.
The eldest grandson Wugou picked up Song Ci and prepared to go upstairs.
When Li Er saw this, he quickly stopped him and said:
"Maid Guanyin, please stop hugging him and let him go up by himself."
Changsun Wuguo, what's the matter?
"But his legs are not as high as the steps, so how can he get up there?
Li Er:"He can talk and walk since he was born. There must be a way.""
Anyway, he won't let his wife hold this baby.
Who knows if there is a pervert living in this baby's body?
Song Ci:"……"
Forget it, he decided not to embarrass his grandson Wugou.
He deliberately said to Changsun Wuguo in a milky voice:
"Mother, please let me down. I can walk by myself."
Changsun Wugu was hesitant at first. Seeing how sensible the child was, she immediately made up her mind and did not plan to let Song Ci go.
"Ignore your father, because my mother wants to carry you upstairs."
After saying that, she glanced at Li Er provocatively, and then carried Song Ci up to the second floor.
Li Er was speechless.
He became more and more unhappy with Song Ci.
This kid, Sure enough, it was not a fuel-efficient lamp. In just a short time, he actually managed to win over the Guanyin maid!
He carried a bag of food and followed him upstairs angrily.
Seeing that the eldest Sun Wugou was easy to talk to, Song Ci immediately took the opportunity to ask the eldest Sun Wugou :
"Mother, who is my sister’s adoptive father? Why does it feel like he knows everything?"
Changsun Wujia:
"My brother-in-law is the Supreme Hongmeng, whose strength is unmatched by anyone. He is truly omniscient and omnipotent. Of course he knows everything."
Song Ci was surprised when he heard this.
He felt that Changsun Wugou was exaggerating a bit.
He is omniscient and omnipotent. Even a saint would not dare to say that he is omniscient and omnipotent, right?
Li Er on the side warned Song Ci:
"Don't have any bad thoughts, kid. Otherwise, my brother-in-law will be able to sense the evil thoughts in your mind. If I want to teach you a lesson, it shouldn't be too simple."
Song Ci ignored Li Er's threat and asked his eldest grandson Wugou:
"Could it be that my uncle is a saint?"
When Li Er saw Song Ci ignoring him, three black lines suddenly appeared on his forehead.
This kid is so disgusting!
He dared to ignore me!
Changsun Wugou shook his head and said:"Brother-in-law is not a saint.……"
Song Ci was a little disappointed.
You are so awesome, but you are not even a saint?
Isn't this funny?
Changsun Wugou continued:"I heard that he is the Supreme Dao, and saints are just ants in front of him."
Song Ci:"……"
Damn, it turns out he is better than the saint.
Calling other people funny is actually the funny thing about me.
The clown turned out to be myself.
He is actually the Supreme Dao, and the saint is like an ant in front of him. Mom, is this too bullshit?
What a rough retreat!
You have to hold on tighter from now on!
Song Ci secretly made up his mind.
From now on, I must honor my eldest grandson Wugu, Li Er, and the Queen’s sister’s family.
Thus maintaining the relationship with Li Yuan.
This kind of cowhide plush relative cannot be missed.
Song Ci rolled his eyes. He suddenly thought of something. With a puzzled expression, he asked Changsun Wugou:
"When I was in my mother's womb, I heard you mention several aunts, but I never heard that that aunt married my sister's adoptive father?"
When Changsun Wujia heard this, he couldn't help but smile and explained:
"At the beginning, your father wanted to marry your aunt Li Xiuning to Li Yuan. He was afraid that Li Yuan would not agree, so he directly called Li Yuan brother-in-law, hoping to create a fait accompli... Although Li Yuan has not married Li Xiuning until now, we call him brother-in-law. After calling him for a long time, he got used to it, so he always called Li Yuan brother-in-law."
