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Liu Xu said with a smile: "In the Tang Dynasty, there was a famous scholar named Mai Aixin. When he saw his wife was old and decrepit, he had the idea of ​​​​disgusting his old wife and accepting a new love, and wrote a couplet. Put it on the desk: "The lotus defeats the lotus, and the fallen leaves return to the old lotus root." His wife saw it, and the wife saw the husband's idea of ​​abandoning the old and accepting the new from the couplet, so she wrote a second couplet: "He The yellow rice is ripe, and the bran is blown to see the new grain.' This second couplet, using 'grain rice' to 'old lotus root', is not only very neat and appropriate, but also novel and popular. Moreover, the homophony of 'new grain' and 'bride' is very interesting. Interesting. Mai Aixin read his wife's second couplet and was moved by his wife's quick thinking and love, so she gave up the idea of ​​abandoning the old and accepting the new. Seeing her husband's change of heart and not forgetting the old love, the wife wrote with a pen: "My husband is very fair ’, Mai Aixin also wrote with a pen: “My wife has a heart.” This educational story quickly spread and became a good story from generation to generation. word."

Liu Xu bowed his head and kissed Huang Rong, then continued, "You should know by now, right?"

"Yeah." Huang Rong nodded as if she was drunk.

"Owner……"

Ju Jingyi who was outside murmured and escaped into the chaotic space as a phantom.

If it goes on like this, it might get out of control again, Liu Xu said: "Anyway, the sheets are showing off, so Rong'er should just wipe them off with the sheets, otherwise I really have to go outside to dry."

"You bastard, my husband is an idiot!" Huang Rong reluctantly stood up after scolding, followed Liu Xu's order and wiped her body with a corner of the quilt.

Just as Huang Rong was about to wash her body clean, a wave of air suddenly swept in.

As soon as Liu Xu's face changed, he grabbed the quilt and wrapped it around Huang Rong's body, but he didn't care.

He hurriedly opened a corner of the curtain to look outside, and saw that the closed window opened at some point, and a woman with a sideways face stood outside. Liu Xu was stunned for a few minutes by that cold and beautiful face.

She looked back lightly, her cold eyes swept across Liu Xu for a moment, and then disappeared without a trace like an ice elf.

Liu Xu opened his mouth and couldn't speak, he just wanted to know who the stunning woman was just now.

The wind blew in, and a faint mint-like deodorant rushed into Liu Xu's nose, which disturbed him for a few minutes.

Liu Xu's mind was spinning rapidly. He knew that the female disciples of Quanzhen Sect were Cheng Yaojia and Sun Buer. Cheng Yaojia was still in the country of daughters, and Sun Buer was a super beauty. Girl, the biggest possibility is that she came from the Ancient Tomb Sect. It is impossible for Grandma Sun, nor for Lin Chaoying, then...that...that is the little dragon girl he has dreamed of!

"Little Dragon Girl." Liu Xu called out unconsciously.

Huang Rong, who didn't know what was going on, lifted the quilt and looked at Liu Xu with a confused face.

Liu Xu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and no longer cared whether Huang Rong wiped it clean, grabbed Huang Rong's small waist and picked it up, doing Fa-rectification on the spot...

After being crazy for a quarter of an hour, after Liu Xu finished venting, he lay there staring blankly at the plain white curtains, just like looking at the plain clothes of that fairy.

While Liu Xu was resting, the industrious Huang Rong started tidying up.

After finishing it, Huang Rong kissed Liu Xu on the face and jumped off the bed, and then sat on the edge of the shop to chat with Liu Xu, pretending to be very serious, while the sheet full of traces of the two of them's joy was rubbed It was thrown into a ball in a corner, Huang Rong planned to throw it away quietly when she was free, anyway, such an inconspicuous quilt probably won't arouse others' suspicion, right?

When it was lunch time, Liu Xu, who had limited mobility, did not go down to the bunk to eat, but was brought over by Taoist Cui Zhifang.

Liu Xu took a cursory look at the food. The edamame and water spinach were barely in line with his appetite. He has never been picky about his food. If he added some meat, it would be great.

"How is the wound? Does it still hurt?" asked the simple and honest Cui Zhifang, and handed the job bowl to Liu Xu.

Liu Xu leaned against the head of the shop, picked up a piece of water spinach after receiving the rice and smelled it, the fat worms in his stomach were instantly activated, and Liu Xu's saliva flowed out, exclaiming: "It's really delicious, just smelling this The taste whets my appetite!"

At this time, Lu Qingdu, who looked like a thief, hid at the door and kept smiling, whispering, "I won't drag you to death this time!"

After confirming that Liu Xu had eaten his special meal, Lu Qingdu smiled and left.

"Don't be in such a hurry, take your time. Senior Brother Lu said that he was afraid that the food might not suit your appetite, so he added some ingredients he brought back from other places. It should taste good!" Liu Xu's hand holding the chopsticks froze there, that Lu Qingdu is very ambitious, and he probably put laxatives in this meal. Liu Xu put down his chopsticks, and he glanced at another meal on the table that was richer than his own, and asked, "Which one is that?" Who ate it, and mine too?"

"It belongs to Brother Lu. He was called out by the master just now, and he told me to take him to his room." Cui Zhifang replied.

"Oh..." Liu Xu smiled meaningfully, and then said, "I like eggplants, can I exchange my edamame with his?"

Cui Zhifang was a little reluctant at first, but finally compromised, got up and took Lu Qingdu's meal and handed it to Liu Xu.

Liu Xuyin smiled, swapped the eggplant and edamame, and ate very happily. Thinking of Lu Qingdu's running to the toilet all the time, Liu Xu felt like he was eating delicious food in the world.

When eating more than half, Liu Xu asked: "I saw a woman in white standing outside the window in the morning, and she disappeared immediately. Do you know who she is?"

"You're talking about Miss Long!" Cui Zhifang smiled honestly, "I guess Miss Long came to Quanzhen Sect to find her Jade Bee Queen. Her Jade Queen Bee likes to come to Quanzhen Sect to collect honey from the flowers nearby. Afterwards, I will stay in Quanzhen Sect, I have seen it several times, the Jade Bee Queen is really big, it is... as big as my fist."

Cui Zhifang clenched his fist and stroked.

Chapter 145 The Little Dragon Girl Appears

Liu Xu didn't care if the Jade Bee Queen was as big as one fist or two, what he cared about was Xiaolongnv.

Although it was just a glimpse and the first appearance of the fragrance, Liu Xu has already confirmed that Xiaolongnv is not Xiaolongbao!

If he had known that he would meet Xiaolongnv so soon, Liu Xu should have acted very serious and pitiful in the morning, and then lay on the window and waited for her to appear.

It's a pity that things backfired, and I don't know if Xiaolongnv has seen the scene where she and Huang Rong get along well, if so... then how should I chase her, so that I can put her down on the cold jade bed for [-] rounds of XO!

Seeing Liu Xu's absent-minded look, Cui Zhifang shook his hands in front of his eyes for a while, and said, "I'm going to deliver food to Senior Brother Lu, and he's going to curse again if it's too late."

Liu Xu came back to his senses and replied, "Yes."

After Cui Zhifang left, Liu Xu limped out of the wing.

After walking for a while along a seemingly endless winding path, Liu Xu came to the back mountain of Quanzhen Sect. Seeing that the door leading to the back mountain was locked, Liu Xu put his hand on the lock, and exerted a little strength. , the lock melted like hellfire.

It fell to the ground with a "Dang".

Liu Xu looked at his palm and said to himself: "It seems that the power of dual cultivation is really extraordinary. In time, my internal strength will definitely surpass any warrior in this world, and my power will reach the peak. At that time, the whole world will It's all my Liu Xu's."

Liu Xuxie laughed a few times, and then walked towards the back hill like a lame man.

Not a few steps out, a gust of wind came from behind.

"Get out of the way, out of the way, out of the way!"

The sky-shattering voice almost shattered Liu Xu's eardrums. Liu Xu didn't need to turn his head to know that the annoying voice came from the fat Taoist Lu Qingdu.

Liu Xu put away his playful expression and turned around, looked seriously at Lu Qingdu who was coming towards him, and asked loudly: "Which field is Daoist Lu trying to catch with this speed?"

Lu Qingdu blushed, pointed at Liu Xu, and wanted to chop him into pieces, but his churning stomach made him so weak that he didn't even have the strength to speak, and he was afraid that if he said something, he would pull it out.

Liu Xu covered his nose and muttered, "Master Lu, your fart smells so bad, did it hurt your stomach? Just now I saw that your eggplant tasted very good. If I ate a little more, I will compensate you with my edamame." .”

"You bastard!" Lu Qingdu cursed.

As soon as he finished cursing, his face turned red like a monkey's butt, and he almost fell to the ground. After a crisp and clear sound, Lu Qingdu fell to his knees, with his hands hanging on the ground, It looks very embarrassing.

Liu Xu frowned, shook his head, and said, "At least you have to take off your pants if you have diarrhea, it's so disgusting."

With a long laugh, Liu Xu walked towards a path full of weeds, and he didn't pay attention to this stupid pig-like Lu Qingdu.

After walking for a while, Liu Xu let go of his nose. To be honest, the smell of diarrhea really made him sick.Smelling the fragrance of the surrounding grass, Liu Xu exclaimed: "The smell of nature is good, it makes people feel refreshed, and it should be cool to do it here!"

With a contented mood, Liu Xu walked towards the depths of the path like Tieguai Li. For some reason, Liu Xu always wanted to walk this path until he couldn't walk.

After walking for a while, Liu Xu suddenly stopped, his ears moved, and then he broke off a branch and stood there with his eyes closed. Bursts of "buzzing" came into his ears from time to time. A swarm of bees.

Liu Xu suddenly opened his eyes, and threw the branch back without looking back. There was a "snap", the branch obviously hit something, he turned around with a smug smile, and saw a fist on the ground The bees, big and small, kept flapping their wings, looking very painful.

The abusive Liu Xu walked over, raised his foot and wanted to crush the super fat bee flat, but before his foot fell, Liu Xu remembered what Cui Zhifang had said to him, and he backed away in fright. After a few steps, he muttered: "Could this be the Jade Bee Queen that Xiao Longnu is looking for?"

Feeling uneasy, Liu Xu went over and turned it over with a branch, just to see if it was dead.It seems that he is not dead, but he only has half his life left, let's linger on.

"Lovely queen bee, don't die!" Liu Xu said.

"Cripple, if it dies, you die."

A cold voice came from behind Liu Xu. Liu Xu was only concerned with seeing if the Jade Bee Queen was dead, but he didn't realize that Tempting was so close to him.

A sword aura came from behind. In order to avoid the sword aura, Liu Xu made a mess of his steps and trampled the Jade Bee Queen, who was still alive, into a meatloaf.Enduring the pain from the wound, Liu Xu jumped aside, leaned against the tree, and stared blankly at the fairy-like woman in front of him.

The appearance is unparalleled, beautiful and elegant, quietly dressed in white, pale and beautiful face, skin like ice and snow, gait like a weak willow facing the wind, pure and pleasant, beautiful like a fairy, beautiful like a fairy, like a lotus flower, overwhelming the country and the city ;The temperament is also a rare treasure in the world, elegant and unconventional, as elegant as a fairy, elegant and superior, like a pure snow lotus on an iceberg, with a look like a fairy is better than a fairy...

Liu Xu used all the nouns in his mind to describe her beauty, and only lamented that he was too ignorant to describe her beauty one by one.

Looking at this lewd, mischievous looking man in front of him, Xiao Longnu's face was as cold as ice without a trace of a smile, as if it was sealed with a layer of ice.She raised the lady sword in her hand again, pointed the sword point at Liu Xu, and a voice like cold rain came into Liu Xu's ears, "You have trampled my most precious treasure to death now, and I will take your life."

Liu Xu was about to cry now, and argued, "The one who didn't die just now was the one who wanted to kill me and caused me to trample it to death. You are the murderer who killed the Jade Bee Queen!"

"I don't like arguing with people. I say you have to die if you have to die." The little dragon girl Yue Xiong's mouth rose and fell slightly, looking a little angry.

Liu Xu's face changed, and the only thing left in his hand was the branch. He held up the branch and planned to use it as a desperate resistance.

Xiao Longnv glanced at Liu Xu's bandaged calf, and said, "It looks like you're injured, if you kill a cripple, you'll lose my face, forget it."

Chapter 146

Would she lose face if she killed herself?

Liu Xu really didn't know what kind of books Xiao Longnv had been studying since she was a child. If she kills people, she kills them. She also wants to make a fool of herself. She really convinced her.

That's what he thought in his heart, but Liu Xu didn't dare to say that, if he messed with her, he probably wouldn't be able to bear it and walked away. Liu Xu coughed and asked, "Then what are you going to do?" , did you just let me go?"

If Xuanyuan Sword was in his hand, Liu Xu would not be afraid of Xiaolongnv, he could defeat her directly, and he would be able to get on her, but unfortunately, he was too careless and forgot to bring Xuanyuan Sword with him.

Xiao Longnv's icy starry eyes flashed a gleam of emotion that is difficult for ordinary people to understand, and said lightly: "The tomb of the living dead is accompanied by me, Grandma Sun, and Queen Jade Bee. Now that one of the three is dead, you have to play its role." , Follow me back to the Tomb of the Living Dead."

Liu Xu was so excited that he almost jumped up, and said to himself, "Hey, isn't this just like a sheep entering a tiger's mouth?"

"If you don't want to, I'll kill you right now!" Xiao Longnu said coldly.

"It seems that this is the only way to do it, so can you let me go back and explain to my mother-in-law first?" Liu Xu asked.

A burst of sword energy chopped the small tree beside Liu Xu into pieces.

Liu Xu broke out in cold sweat, and muttered: "It seems that this is a master who is not easy to mess with, is it too violent?"

"Follow me." Xiao Longnv said, then turned her head and walked towards the northwest.

"I'm a cripple, you have to wait for me, don't you know how to be considerate of patients?"

Liu Xu followed behind Xiao Longnv while shouting.

Xiao Longnu glanced at Liu Xu out of the corner of her eye, and said, "I really like to put the Jade Bee Queen in my palm, do you want to try it?"

"Okay!" Liu Xu replied without thinking.

Xiao Longnv turned around, slapped Liu Xu with a palm, and said, "Being a human being is about taking care of yourself, and don't push yourself too hard. I don't like joking."

Although Liu Xu was beaten, he was happy in his heart. The beating was kissing and scolding, but it was love, and if it was further, it would be love between men and women.

After glancing at Liu Xu who had no reaction at all, Xiao Longnv stopped talking, turned around and continued walking.

Liu Xu smiled evilly, and said in a low voice: "Little Dragon Girl, as long as it is the woman I, Liu Xu, will never escape from my palm, you just wait to receive the nourishment of my love!"

Just as Liu Xu was about to follow behind Xiaolongnv like a jade bee queen, Sun Buer suddenly appeared in front of them.

When Sun Buer saw that Liu Xu was walking with Xiao Longnv, she immediately became very angry and her face became very ugly.

"Hello, Senior Sun." Liu Xu's face was full of smiles, and he stared at Sun Buer with squinted eyes, trying to see her happiness and anger from her expression. a lot.