Chapter 8605: :sinister

"Dad, you can take the test at will!" Xia Lingyun said hurriedly.

In the end, Yun Cangran slapped him directly on the back of the head: "Your father asked you to call you daddy, how dare you really call him daddy?"

"My... mother, why did you hit me again?" Xia Lingyun suddenly felt extremely aggrieved.

I quickly stopped him and brought the child to my side, saying, "Cangran, the back of the child's head is the source of wisdom. What if I beat him stupid?"

"What's wrong with wisdom? I'm already stupid now. With this slap, I might be able to return to normal!" Yun Cangran glared at me.

I smiled bitterly, shook my head, and touched the back of the child's head.

My innate luck has been mobilized again. It seems that my child has grown up well during this period, but there is one thing that is not appropriate.

"There seems to be something wrong with you kid." I turned his head and moved him in front of me: "Something's wrong. Could it be that he was really beaten?"

"Ah? Dad, why is something wrong with me!?" Xia Lingyun suddenly panicked.

Not only him, but also Yun Cangran and Bei Luo were stunned.

"One day, something went wrong?" Yun Cangran panicked and quickly grabbed the child's head and looked up and down.

This scene made me very speechless. How could I treat the child like a toy?

Seeing everyone's gazes with stern looks, of course I had my own reasons, so I said: "First, I can't feel his **** nature. Second, this kid is too handsome. Third, why do I feel that Is this kid a bit yin-yang-wan?”

"What? Hey, dad, I don't have a strong yin and a weak yang, do I?! I have a **** nature, okay?! Isn't it normal to be handsome?" Xia Lingyun's face turned pale, and now he was a little panicked.

"It's not normal. You see, your father and I are not that handsome. This is also the source of masculinity! You see, if your father and I were as handsome as you, your mother might not like me." I He touched the stubble on his chin.

"Ah?!" Xia Lingyun was startled again and looked at Yun Canran hurriedly: "Real or false?"

Yun Cangran gasped: Did I really raise the child badly? I'm not that spoiled to him usually! ?

As soon as I heard this inner monologue, I immediately knew that Yun Cangran was falling into self-doubt.

"I don't have a single man here. He has grown up among a group of women. It's strange that he has a **** masculinity. Not to mention the yin is strong and the yang is weak, I think he is still a bit effeminate, okay?!" I raised my eyebrows Headed.

Xia Lingyun took two steps back and said anxiously: "I...I'm a sissy? Dad, do you really think so?!"

"How could it be possible?!" Yun Cangran was also shocked. She looked at me and then at Bei Luo, feeling a little unconfident.

I stretched out my hand and touched Bei Luo's face, but Bei Luo instinctively slapped my hand away: "What are you doing? Ah... I'm sorry, I didn't mean it!"

I chuckled and said, "Look, a woman can have such an instinctive reaction, but you, a man, don't have such a **** nature. What if the yin is not strong and the yang is weak?"

Yun Cangran took a step back, covering his forehead and feeling a little dizzy.

Xia Lingyun also shrank his pupils, obviously realizing that he really didn't have such a 'bloody' instinct.

"Oh, if I had known this would happen, I shouldn't have put you here and let you live and eat with so many women. Now, I regret it." I patted my forehead, looking like I regretted it too late.

"One day, you are the one who looks most like a man among the three thousand Zhengdaotian men. You should know how to change, right? There are still more changes, right? Our child is really the legendary... sissy "Huh?" Yun Cangran hurriedly sent the message to me.

"How do you know the word sissy...Oh, I almost forgot that you have been to Earth."

I was stunned at first, then nodded, looked at Xia Lingyun and said: "My child, this matter is very serious. How can a child have a face as beautiful as a girl? Look at your appearance now, how different is Beiluobi?" She looks even prettier than her, which is really wrong!"

Xia Lingyun felt a little annoyed when she touched her cheek.

Yun Cangran gasped: "I always thought it was normal to be prettier than my parents, but I didn't care about this!" It's broken, what should I do?

I slowly closed my eyes, sighed, and said: "Well, you have had too much contact with women, and your Taoist heart has been severely infected. It seems that it won't work without some change. I want to take you to experience the holy realm in person. , to see the real world.”

"Dad...I will do whatever you say! I don't want to be what my mother calls a pussy! This is not a good word!" Xia Lingyun said anxiously.

"When did I tell you..." Yun Cangran was about to retort, but the child was very smart, how could he not know that she had transmitted the message to me.

"Well, if you have this intention, it means you can still be saved. Dad, I will take you on a adventure, but before that, you have to go through the experience I will give you. In this way, you will not be laughed at when you go out. !" I patted his head.

Xia Lingyun hurriedly agreed: "Dad! I know! I will definitely accept the experience! I will try not to embarrass dad when I go out to work!"

"Put away the orchid fingers first." I glared at his fingers.

Xia Lingyun quickly retracted her fingers, feeling extremely disgusted with her behavior.

Yun Cangran was still struggling a bit internally, but when she saw that her child even raised his hands with orchid fingers, she was completely defeated.

In fact, this is not a big problem. I have lived and slept around a group of women since I was a child. It is not surprising that I have not restrained some small actions.

It's just that I deliberately magnified this matter, at least to make Yun Cangran move away from me.

I smiled secretly in my heart: Son, I have wronged you. This is also my father’s way of tempering you, so that I can teach you how evil people’s hearts are!