Chapter 2935: women love to lie
"Snapped"
Ye Qingqing slapped her with a slap to the ground, and she dared to say that she was fat, and her skin was itchy!
"This month's pocket money is gone, go home and stand for an hour for me." Ye Qingqing glared, showing no mercy.
For the sake of money, even my own mother will be pitted, and it is hard not to punish.
Her current weight is about the same as when she graduated from college, with a deviation of less than five kilograms, and it has remained stable all the time. She is actually said to be fat with such a standard figure, and she is a blind bastard.
"Mom, you tyrant!" Jingjing refused to accept and protested.
Lu Mo glanced at her and said softly, "Add half an hour of horse sprinting!"
"Dad, you are unreasonable!" An An also protested.
They were right again, mother did gain some fat, why should they punish them?
"Another half an hour, go home and write a profound review." Lu Mo said quietly, showing no mercy.
He didn't even dare to say that his wife was fat, these two little **** are so brave, they should be punished!
He Junhua grabbed the unconvinced siblings and whispered, "Are you stupid? Women have two taboos, age and body shape. If you break these two taboos, even your own mother will turn your face, and Aunt Qing will only punish you for standing. Ma Bu is already very kind."
If she changed her mother, she would definitely greet her with a small whip and deduct pocket money for a year. Don't ask her why she knew, because she has a history of painful blood and tears, and now thinking about it, her little **** still hurts faintly.
"But we didn't lie, mom just got fat." Jingjing was wronged and flat-mouthed. The teacher said that children should be honest and can't lie. She obviously didn't lie, so why did Mom and Dad punish her?
He Junhua patted the sister and brother, and sighed like an adult. He was still too young, and his knowledge was shallow.
"It's true that you didn't lie, but women actually like to listen to lies, especially older women, like our mother, my sister taught you, and you will say this in the future."
He Junhua lowered his voice and said exaggeratedly, "Ah, Mom, you look more beautiful than you were when you were eighteen!"
"Mom, you are definitely a standard hanger, even if you are a kit sack, you are the most dazzling flower in the crowd!"
He Junhua has a strong voice and emotion. She often said these two words. She also earned a lot of pocket money for this. Meng Shanshan was very generous when she was happy. He Junhua felt guilty at first, but it was because of the money. For the sake of it, the more she talks, the smoother she is, the more she speaks, the more sincere her feelings are, and she will definitely make Meng Shanshan believe from the bottom of her heart that she is the most dazzling flower.
"Hey... Sister Junhua, you are so numb!" Jing Jing shuddered, she couldn't say anything.
He Junhua glared angrily, "As long as you can make money, and Aunt Qing is indeed the most dazzling flower, you don't have to go against your heart, I call my mother numb!"
Her mother has actually gained some weight over the years, her waist is thicker and her chin is rounder, but not as exaggerated as her father's, and there are more fine lines around the corners of her eyes. Time will not spare anyone, and her mother is no exception, but Compared with ordinary women, Meng Shanshan is still well-maintained. She looks at most in her thirties. Although her figure is plump, she is still a clothes hanger and has not much fat.
The children whispered in a low voice, others couldn't hear them, but Lu Moquan heard them, and the corners of his lips couldn't help but rise. Now the children are all ghosts and ghosts. I thought He Junhua was a little lady, but I didn't expect her real character to be a ghost. Girl, you are also very good at reckoning, so you will definitely not suffer.
