Chapter 797 Damn Michael Bay
What did you write about?
As soon as he walked out of the plane terminal, Mikaela pointed to a magazine that Sam was holding and asked, Which country's text is this?
I don't know. Sam shook his head, They...they suddenly appeared in my brain.
Mikaela didn't say anything, and called her former friend Gao Ling, Hey, we're here, where are you? Come pick us up...
The screen switched, and in the distant outer space, sound waves suddenly appeared, invading human communication satellites, and easily found the location of Sam and Mikaela. A fragment of the fire source.
The film is still advancing in a multi-line manner. Sam and Mikaela meet Gao Ling, catch the runner who wants to steal the pieces in the auto repair shop where the other works, and then check into the Toy Story theme hotel...
This is simply a large collection of advertisements. With Sam's itinerary, the trademarks of ct, Audi, Disneyland and other brands change back and forth.
In order to sell advertisements, there is no limit!
Professional film critic Jr. Jones wrote down this sentence viciously in the record book. This episode almost has the urge to leave the scene.
He looked around and found that the audience was not in the show.
These idiots who have no appreciation for art! He snorted disdainfully.
There are indeed a lot of commercials, but Iron doesn't find them boring, because most of the time, Michaela and the Asian actor are flirting and showing off their figures. Frankly speaking, Alexandra Amber, a former underwear model Luo Xiu can really easily stir up people's hormones.
Although the Asian actress did not meet his aesthetic standards, she was also charming.
Wow~
He suddenly opened his mouth slightly, because he saw the robot dog.
This is much better than the one in the cartoon. What is it spitting out? It turned out to be metal beads that can be combined! The American soldiers are a bunch of idiots, just let the Decepticons steal the pieces!
Owing to the quiet movie-watching atmosphere around him, Aeron just watched and thought. He didn't say anything, his eyes widened, and he watched Megatron come back to life, fly back to the ruined Cybertron, and meet Starscream and the weakened Decepticon he had bred without energy.
Then,
The Fallen King Kong appeared, and it was indeed the evil robot at the beginning of the film.
Megatron and Starscream had assembled a new army of Decepticons, mostly weaker versions, but they were outnumbered, and Megatron was covered in rust. It seems that the two-year undersea career has been weakened a lot.
His idea was quickly confirmed.
Megatron and Starscream who returned to the earth found Sam again, and the helicopter with the surfboard deformed directly captured them, flew over the Shanghai Disneyland that seemed to have been completed, and threw them into the abandoned factory building.
From here, Aeron finally understood what the text that appeared in Sam's mind was, it was the coordinates of the key to the machine built by the Fallen King Kong—the leadership module—it turned out that the Decepticons wanted to destroy the sun a long time ago Harvest energy.
Very vulgar routine, but also to save the world.
However, Aeron was not disappointed. What could be more fun than saving the planet and saving the universe?
boring! Vulgar! Routine!
Jr. Jones wrote these down in his notebook again and again. He looked around, and those people were still watching intently. Suddenly, he had the urge to stand up and shout loudly—what's so interesting about this vulgar thing. Hurry up and leave together!
Even though he had such an impulse, he still forcibly suppressed it. The male protagonist who was just rescued by Optimus Prime in the film, even all the film critics could not afford to offend him. He didn't want to become Roger Ebert, who was abandoned by the print media and TV stations one after another, and turned into a retired old man who no one paid attention to.
In the slight sound of Sting~. Jr. Jones scratched the notebook with his pen, and he scolded Michael Bay in his heart for being unruly and unrestrained. Could this placement be any more obvious? Optimus Prime and Megatron actually started a big battle at the entrance of Shanghai Disneyland! He vaguely remembered that Disneyland was about to open!
Michael? Bay is an absolute disgrace to the film industry!
This was Jones' idea, but the audience next to him didn't see it that way. A battle always needs a battlefield. In a distant city in the east, the familiar background of Disneyland easily eliminated the previous strangeness, and easily let them enter the battle. middle.
Megatron has indeed become weaker!
Looking at the leader of the Decepticons beaten by Optimus Prime repeatedly, Aeron thought, The last Megatron not only was seriously injured and died in battle, but also spent two years on the seabed under high pressure and low temperature, even if it is a fragment of the fire source To bring him back to life, his strength will definitely be damaged, they are not robots, but advanced life forms like human beings...
Just thinking of this, Yi Lun let go of all his thoughts and devoted himself to the battle of the film.
What a battle of four horses!
Optimus Prime once again turned into a destructive thief, one-on-one to single out the three major Decepticon masters, Megatron, Starscream and Surfboard. He easily kicked Megatron, cut off the arm of the surfboard, and threw Starscream headlong on the ground. On the ground, he kicked his mouth full of steel teeth.
In the end, Optimus Prime stood up, and the flaming sword turned into a long hook, which forcibly tore the head of the surfboard.
This slow motion is extraordinarily real and full of visual impact!
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In the end, Aeron couldn't hold back, and called out lightly, and voices like his were heard intermittently around him.
However, the hormonal surge caused by the war in theaters has not yet disappeared, and the picture gave everyone a huge blow!
Optimus Prime, who was concerned about Sam's safety, was attacked by Megatron, and the fire in his chest exploded into a fireball. After smashing the signboard of Disneyland, he fell to the ground.
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This is the shout of Optimus Prime!
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It's Sam's shout!
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This is Aeron's cry!
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This is the shout of the audience around!
Optimus Prime... dead? Optimus Prime...dead in battle!
!! Michael Bay...
Suddenly, Aeron felt that his chest was blocked by something, and his eyes were moist, why did Optimus Prime die! Why let Optimus Prime die? Damn Michael Bay!
If Michael Bay was in front of him, he would grab him by the neck and shout these words!
what?
Surprised voices kept ringing out, Why? Michael Bay...
The theaters were full of voices abusing Michael Bay, as if the explosion of Bay had ruined the lives and ideals of the audience.
Aeron felt that he would never have love again. After Optimus Prime died in battle, his heart became empty. He swore this was the last one he would watch...
What?
His energy was refocused on the big screen.
Sam, Mikaela and Gao Ling were brought back to the headquarters by the lair troops. Sam mentioned the leadership module Megatron mentioned, which is a key that can start any machine!
Is that possible to start Optimus Prime? It must be so!
It was at this time that Aeron thought of the trailer, in which the scene of the battle between Optimus Prime and the Fallen King Kong has never appeared, which means that Optimus Prime, like Megatron, will definitely be resurrected!
What I just said doesn't count, what I just said doesn't count...
He murmured in his heart, if there was another one in this series, he would definitely go to theaters again!
Like other Hollywood blockbusters, the White House is always stupid and likes to sell out its compatriots. The Pentagon and the American soldiers are moral. Facing the threat of Megatron, the White House actually wants to hand over Sam, and Colonel Lenox makes the Hornet The trio escaped from the US military base with brakes and fenders to bring Sam.
The Fallen King Kong brought five members of Hercules and other Decepticon forces on the stage. As soon as they landed on the earth, they overturned the USS Washington aircraft carrier!
big Bang! big occasion! It looks really cool!
Worthy of being Michael Bay! Ryan really picked the right director!
Once again, Aeron lamented that he believed that those around him thought the same as him.
The narrative ability is getting worse and worse, the story is perfunctory, the characters are profiling, and there are a lot of logical loopholes!
Resisting the disgust in his heart, Jr. Jones scratched in the notebook again. Looking at the amazed audience around him, he shook his head, full of disdain in his heart—a group of vulgar people like Michael Bay!
In Michael Bay's films, there will always be vulgar and disgusting plots in the eyes of film critics, such as escaping to the medium and constantly sweeping the breasts and buttocks of two female characters, such as the retired agent Simmons specially found by Sam The appearance is just to be funny, such as the buffer umbrella that appears like a fart behind Tianhuo's buttocks, such as the former Decepticon runner holding Michaela's leg to show his loyalty...
All of these brought quite interesting jokes to the audience in addition to the tense robot battle. From the happy laughter in the theater from time to time, it can also be seen that the audience bought it.
And the brakes and fenders, the Autobot twins, are there for the sole purpose of being funny.
Every actor has his own unsuitable side, Ryan is not suitable for the funny line, especially as an adult, he has never acted in a real comedy, even if he added a piece of shit about Sam, the audience would not buy it, On the contrary, it will arouse the dissatisfaction of his massive fans.
The character of Sam he plays is stronger, and he always believes that the leadership module can save Optimus Prime, and he will pay any price for this, and he will not hesitate to be sent to the desert of Egypt by Skyfire...
Of course, after going through hardships, he got the leadership module, even after tens of thousands of years, the leadership module was intact.
As a result, several lines came together again, and Lenox's team took the Autobots and Optimus Prime to Egypt by air. After the communication messages were detected by the sound waves, Megatron also led a large team to Egypt.
Autobots, Decepticons, and the U.S. army, land, sea and air forces will have a final decisive battle in ancient Egypt!
The theater was almost suffocated, and Aeron clenched his fists tightly, shouting inwardly—resurrect, my Optimus Prime! (To be continued..)
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