Vol 3 Chapter 285: Self-abuse Annual Meeting

After dinner, Feng Yiping and Zhou Xinyu followed company employees and walked into the campus. The company’s annual meeting will be held in the school’s auditorium.

Regarding the name, Feng Yiping and Zhou Xinyu had a dispute.

Zhou Xinyu insisted on using the term annual meeting, which he thought was very professional and high-end.

And Feng Yiping still wanted to use words like party or employee meeting, because the term annual meeting had a special meaning in his mind. Once upon a time, it was simply synonymous with various "ditches", and he didn't participate in it. , Can only all kinds of envy, jealousy and hate activities.

Especially for those annual meetings involving high-tech companies, it is nothing new to invite female stars to help out, distribute cash, and give helicopters and high-end cars the right to use them, even some well-known "teachers" in Japan will use them. All right.

And this is an authentic party organized by Zhou Xinyu. It is mainly performed by company employees. Some of the guests invited are also some bands from Tsinghua and surrounding universities. As for the various lucky draws and various gifts There is no such thing as delivery.

However, when Zhou Xinyu asked in the magic workshop, they actually supported the term "annual meeting" one-sidedly, and they all thought the term "party party" was vulgar.

He is the only one who still struggles with these little things, and the employees around are very excited.

Many employees are very excited to be able to hold the annual meeting in the first-class university campus in the country with a century-old auditorium. Among them, graduated from Tsinghua University, or graduated from a school comparable to Tsinghua University, after all, are a minority.

Feng Yiping’s entanglement and dissatisfaction are not limited to this one. "If there is no money for renting venues at our own training school, it can be used to buy a set of audio equipment, or please everyone have a good meal. ,"

Now it is not easy to rent the school auditorium. It is not easy to do with money. Zhou Xinyu used his pretense to ask Director Shang to call the head of the Academic Affairs Office to intercede. It was so easy to rent.

However, the rental price is not low at all. The school has such a style. You can also bargain with the professor for the score. All other things related to the cost will not give you the opportunity to bargain.

Besides, your company has developed so well, are you embarrassed to bargain with your alma mater?

"Yiping, if you want to do it, of course you have to do it lively and decently," Zhou Xinyu said. "You can't let the newly integrated Aiche.com employees feel that we are even more stingy than their original bosses."

"How can this be stingy? This is true," Feng Yiping murmured.

Zhou Xinyu and Zhu Qiuyuan had no choice but to laugh bitterly.

Today is just Friday. Most of the students will probably stay in the dormitory, playing games, sleeping late, or preparing for the upcoming final exam.

However, there are still many students who heard the news and watched the excitement. Looking at these cheerful employees, there was a little bit of envy in their eyes.

Jiasheng with a listed company and Jiasheng without a listed company have completely different appeals to these guys.

When Autonet was successfully listed in the United States again, Feng Yiping at that time would no longer have to worry about not being able to recruit outstanding graduates from domestic first-class universities. At that time, it is estimated that it would be his turn to pick and choose.

Of course, the annual meeting tonight is not open to the outside world. Feng Yiping does not want to let the details of his own annual meeting leak out, because he is afraid that this annual meeting will become a historical event and become a domestic high-tech company. One of the "most shabby annual meetings".

Although the brand of the annual meeting is hung, the process is completely in accordance with the model of the party. Feng Yiping resolutely cut off the arrangement of letting himself speak on stage first. Everyone has worked hard for a year. At this moment, who would be willing to listen to him? If I am an employee, I would not like this arrangement.

Because the auditorium is leased for only two hours, the program is arranged very tightly. After the warm-up singing and dancing, it can greatly enhance the atmosphere. Later, it seems that the underwear show is also a must-have item at various annual meetings.

Although the scale is not as big as those of the later companies, with the blasting music, more than a dozen beauties came out in cool styles, which immediately detonated the audience, and there was a lot of cheers. Feng Yiping discovered that many of them are usually buried in pain. The employees who do work are actually boring.

Feng Yiping’s show, or the game, is arranged in the middle. He is not alone. He is followed by seven executives headed by Zhou Xinyu. These seven are still young and strong, but they are watching nervously. The staff at the venue, their faces do not look so good.

This link is the one that requires the most props among all the shows tonight.

The staff is now laying out a plastic carpet, but it is densely covered with pebbles.

If in a few years, there will be a more convenient thing that can be replaced, that is the toe plate, but at this time, that thing has not been invented, so you can only use this kind of local method.

Feng Yiping was very relaxed, "I was originally scheduled to perform, not this show, but I changed it on my own initiative.

Because I think that on such occasions, whether it is a melodious interpretation of a song, or a hot dance, although it will get everyone's applause, it's just that.

So I thought, what do I perform will make everyone happiest

What is the most unpleasant thing for everyone? I think it should be because of various reasons and all kinds of blame by the supervisor. I will treat the gentleman's belly with a villain, and think that the thing that can make everyone happy is to look at the supervisor. embarass

Therefore, I will take all the senior executives of the company to play such a game today, hoping to satisfy a wish in everyone's heart.

Haha, although you don't admit it, I know this is what you want to see. "

No one answered, but the enthusiastic applause explained everything.

This matter, in fact, is the same as those star reality shows that became popular later. Anyway, when Feng Yiping watched those shows, it was not the well-designed games that attracted him the most, but those years of income, which might have cost him all his hard work, or Those celebrities who have earned more than he has worked hard all his life have been all sorted and embarrassed in the show.

Although I know that every second of those celebrities' embarrassment, they have a lot of income, but it seems to be cool.

Among the drums, 8 male employees with an average weight of about 160 during the physical examination this year, with numbers on their sleeves, entered the venue one by one. Among them was Jin Bao, who looked at Feng Yiping with joy.

This guy ranks second among the eight, weighing 161, and he is also a guy who won't be out of touch with himself and is probably going to be bad.

Putting his hand into the carton, Feng Yiping prayed, "Don't be number 2".

In the enthusiastic voice of the staff, he opened the number he drew, and it was number 2.

"Oh," Jin Bao raised his arms and shouted wildly. The employees in the audience were already impatient and shouted, "Start, start,"

Feng Yiping really guessed what they were thinking. They estimated that they had waited for this moment for a long time.

Zhu Qiuyuan was the most unlucky one. He picked the heaviest buddy, 163, and he was the starter.

He has to hurdle barefoot, then jump rope 20 times, then carry the sturdy guy on his back, walk about 10 meters, and finally, need to jump, tear off the overall design of the Chinese knot hanging on the 3-meter-high shelf and run The male episode is very similar.

This workaholic who usually doesn't talk much in front of employees, but is very demanding, only crosses two bars barefoot, and the expression on his face becomes very vivid. How to say it, a bit like Zhao Si in the northeast f4.

When he walked deep and shallow to the skipping rope, he just jumped twice, and he immediately became grinning, and the employees in the audience would have long been laughing happily, leaning forward and backward.

In the end, carrying a 163 jin man, Zhu Qiuyuan really worked hard, roaring and staggering through the short ten-meter road. After dropping the heavy load at the end, he did not care to rest. He gritted his teeth and jumped. Unfortunately, he did not grasp the truth.

He had to stand on the cobblestone road with a bitter face, and do it again, God sees pity, this time he finally got the Chinese knot smoothly.

Holding the Chinese knot, he immediately collapsed on the stage, and could only lie down there and wave his hand.

The atmosphere in the audience was the most enthusiastic at this time, because Feng Yiping was already standing barefoot in front of the starting point. With a whistle, he quickly stepped onto the cobblestone road. When he started hurdling, he often played on the river beach. This should not be a problem.

But he really overestimated his feet. Just stepping on it, he was still a little comfortable and worthy of aftertaste, but after crossing the five bars, the taste was almost uncomfortable in his bones. The taste is really beyond words. , It’s useless to just yell or grin.

Looking at the appearance of the little boss who is widely acclaimed in China and in the world, the employees in the audience are happy. Feng Yiping jumped rope and jumped until his tears were about to come out. When he saw Wu Qian in the front row, he also ignored the image. You’re so smiling, don’t you like to see me embarrassed so much?

The most hateful thing is the fat man Jin Bao. He didn't let Feng Yiping carry him on his back, but deliberately fell on him. Every step was hard to the bone.

Feng Yiping was full of anger, like a soldier charging, gritted his teeth and stumbled towards the finish line. He felt that he was really playing a game with his life. In the process, many of the employees below jumped up and applauded.

Feng Yiping was also a little relieved. To achieve this smile, it is estimated that giving them tens of thousands of bonuses would not be possible.

Fortunately, for the last level, he only jumped once and completed it. Then, holding the Chinese knot in one hand, he and Zhu Qiuyuan, a difficult brother, lay side by side on the ground, breathing heavily. As for the feet, don't worry about it now, because there is no feeling anymore.

At this time, many people were shouting, "Do it again"

There are so many unscrupulous people

Feng Yiping struggled to sit up and took a look. It turned out to be the guys from Magic Workshop, "I remember you," he said, pointing to the corner.

The audience laughed.

In addition, Feng Yiping, a total of 8 executives' self-abuse performances, pushed the atmosphere of the audience to the most "gao chao".

However, this hasn't been played yet, since it is a game, there are naturally rewards and punishments.

Not surprisingly, Zhou Xinyu, a handsome middle-aged Shanghai fine-quality man who pays attention to everything he does, is far behind in completion time, and before him, there is no previous experience to learn from, and there is a mistake Zhu Qiuyuan.

The punishment for these two is to dress up as a white lady on stage and sing a chorus for a thousand years.

Two middle-aged uncles with black shaved cheeks, wearing the same style of white lady's very fairy and elegant white dress ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ with the one that looks like a spindle with a streamer on it. The hair bun, a chic shake of his head, immediately surprised the audience, and even Feng Yiping himself laughed very unkindly.

Many years later, this scene was repeatedly mentioned, but Zhou Xinyu used the power in his hands to mark all the video materials on that evening with the top secret level and the most important patent level of Jiasheng.

This show is not wonderful, it is not related to the word "Hao", but the annual meeting is outstanding, so that all employees feel comfortable. After the victory, Feng Yiping and the others are not very agile. They are the last to leave. .

Sitting in the minibus, Zhou Xinyu, with a bitter face and a very unmannered foot, said, "How do I feel that we are all calculated by Yiping? You must have a better way to make employees happy."

"It's really not there," Feng Yiping defended with some guilty conscience.

However, even he, the initiator, did not expect that when he held an annual meeting later, when he wanted to "ditch", the employees didn't even buy it. They even wanted to watch the executives make various embarrassments on stage. Therefore, In the annual meetings of all domestic high-tech companies, Jiasheng has always been unique.