Vol 2 Chapter 6769: Walking GDP

Prime Minister Gordon Brown still underestimated the speed of media communication today.

After the popularization of smart phones, when Lin Feng quit'Weibo', this kind of dating service software that killed all parties, all information dissemination was calculated in seconds. In the meantime, people have to rely on various newspapers and magazines to get news. Nowadays, as long as they turn on their mobile phones, they can receive information from all over the world at any time.

In particular, ‘weibo’ is simply a dating service software that has no borders. You can communicate with people from all over the world and share what you see and hear. This is very unimaginable ten years ago.

However, with the help of the Internet and smart phones, it is within reach and realized.

At this moment, about the news that Prime Minister Gordon Brown sprayed the face of a beautiful reporter with a sip of water, and then was sprayed with tea on the face of the beautiful reporter, he received the full set of Versace presented by Lin Feng as a compensatory news. The color has not faded, it has spread all over the world.

Of course, it is a pity that even though there were cameras that captured the moment Gordon Brown sprayed water. But that was taken by a camera, not a mobile phone. Therefore, only the embarrassing pictures of Gordon Brown and the embarrassing pictures of the beauty reporter are shared on the Internet.

Of course, this is enough. Enough for the Internet to boil.

After all, it is extremely rare for a head of a country to spray a lot of water. Most of the people who can become prime ministers of a country are people who have deep possessions of the city. How could it be so gaffe? This is an extremely rare thing. As a result, it has sprayed out now, and sprayed on the face of a beautiful reporter, you say, for netizens, how happy to see it.

The amount of reprints in an instant exceeded one hundred thousand. Immediately, when Lin Feng announced Versace's compensation, this reprinted more. Millions of people forwarded it, and tens of thousands of people commented. All kinds of ridicule, that can be thought of with the ass.

If Prime Minister Gordon Brown has the time to see it, then I am afraid that he has to be alive and mad.

Helpless, since ancient times, folks have made masters. This critic is even more so. Maybe the quality of netizens is high or low, but there will always be surprising words occasionally. With an absolute population base, it is not surprising that Prime Minister Gordon Brown has made some remarks.

Among these, the most embarrassing remarks for Gordon Brown were a microblog on "Analysis of Prime Minister Gordon Brown's Saliva".

What kind of Weibo is this? Very simple, it was analyzed by a netizen named "Huadu Xu Wenqiang". Listening to the name, you know that it must come from China.

——Human, a sip of water is about 10-15ml, and according to the analysis of the water stains on the beauty reporter’s face, this sip, Prime Minister Gordon Brown is a small sip, then we calculate it according to the minimum limit of 10ml. Of course, it can also be calculated as 12 milliliters, but for the convenience of calculation, we round up.

Fengshen compensated the beautiful reporter for the six-piece Versace suit, calculated based on the latest models in the Versace store: hats 3000 euros, bottoming shirts 23,000 euros, coats 78,000 euros, trousers 54,000 euros, boots 35,000 euros, leather bags 240,000 euros!

A six-piece set, totaling 433,000 Euros! That is, every milliliter of Prime Minister Gordon Brown's saliva is worth 43,300 euros!

How much saliva can one person have? Adults can secrete 1-1.5 liters of saliva per day, that is, saliva. Calculated according to the lowest value of 1 liter, then Prime Minister Gordon Brown can secrete 43.3 million euros worth of saliva every day!

In one year, it was 15.8 billion euros of saliva. Prime Minister Gordon Brown is exactly a walking GDP!

auzw.com This article has been reprinted by all good news netizens. For netizens, this is too coke! It's too interesting. Such an analysis is simply a god.

Of course, due to the uniqueness of ‘Weibo’, and because Nuwa is responsible for the translation of various texts around the world, the accuracy of ‘Weibo’ is extremely high. Therefore, netizens from all countries can directly see the text version of their country. It's just that, at the end of each article, it will indicate which country and language it originated from, which is used to distinguish the original publication.

This time, the world is reprinting like crazy.

Walking GDP! Suddenly, Prime Minister Gordon Brown had an extra nickname, and Prime Minister Gordon Brown, who was still depressed at the moment, did not know that he was inexplicably extra nickname. And this nickname will accompany him throughout his life.

And who is to blame for all this? Perhaps Lin Feng should be blamed. This guy is okay, what is Versace doing chaotically. It's too expensive!

However, it is interesting that the live press conference at this moment is not over yet. For many reporters, Gordon Brown can't play with mobile phones, they can. After all, they are journalists, so it's okay to play with mobile phones below. This is not military control, just interviews by reporters, and mobile phone control is not required.

As a result, these reporters saw such an article and also saw Gordon Brown's latest nickname. Then, these reporters, who are not afraid of being too high when watching a movie, started to ask questions.

"Prime Minister Gordon, just on the Internet, someone analyzed the value of your saliva. The final conclusion is that your saliva is worth 43,300 euros per milliliter, and you will generate 43.3 million per day. Euro saliva is 15.8 billion euros per year! Nowadays, netizens jokingly call you walking GDP! May I ask, Mr. Prime Minister, what do you think?" A reporter raised his hand to ask.

puff! Almost, Prime Minister Gordon slobbered out again. Fortunately, he controlled it. After all, I have the first time, so I can't do it again.

As a result, a sigh came from the audience. Those reporters sitting in the front row sighed.

If Prime Minister Gordon Brown squirts out, that would be great. Then they can also get a set. Come to think of it, Lin Feng would not be so stingy, would he!

Bastard! A bunch of bastards! Prime Minister Gordon Brown really wants to curse at this moment.

Are you bullying people like this! Are you bullying people like this! Are you bullying people like this!

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has tears in his heart. It’s too bullying to call myself ‘Walking GDP’.

You, you, you. . . Prime Minister Gordon Brown hated his teeth, but he just wanted to pretend to be nonchalant.

"On this question, I think, if I can really generate so much GDP every day, I will be honored to create such a high wealth for the country!" Gordon Brown replied bitterly.

Unfortunately, he ran into Lin Feng, who had once made up his sword.

"In the future, when I hold a press conference, no water is allowed on the table!" Lin Feng muttered.

Haha! ! ! The audience is crazy!