Chapter 869: God’s Explanation
The most absurd and nonsensical joke in history-David is selling Notts County!
Not April Fool's Day is better than April Fool's Day, David created a holiday with a lie
The inside story of the failure of Notts County to change hands, no one can afford Notts County
Playing with the World - David's Lie
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As David made promises to the fans in front of the club, the news soon boiled up again. It turned out that all this was a farce directed and acted by David himself!
Those who didn't believe that David would sell Notts County were overjoyed. Although the matter had nothing to do with them, after all, they made correct judgments and predictions. This kind of prophetic satisfaction is still good.
And those people whose minds are disturbed by the so-called truth are not so rational, and they can't wait to yell, dare not play so big!
Football commentators from all walks of life also looked like dogs. They mobilized the crowd to pull out a big battle, but found that everything was a joke. This is really unacceptable.
The whole world seemed to be in chaos, and the whole world was played by David.
Until now, David still has not accepted a public interview, and everyone can only scold David on the Internet.
But David doesn't care, how much influence these keyboard warriors on the Internet can cause, it's nothing more than venting their dissatisfaction.
In the fourth round of the league, Notts County challenged Bolton away. When the team arrived at the away game, David finally had to face the reporters. Fortunately, David held an impromptu press conference at the hotel. All reporters who could arrive They packed the medium-sized conference room to the brim, and later reporters could only participate outside the door.
When David appeared at the front desk, the reporters below were silent, all waiting for David to speak. Now that the incident has come to an end, David must give everyone an explanation.
I seem to see a few familiar faces down here? Well, I'm glad to see you again! David stood on top without any embarrassment or panic.
The reporters in the audience are about to riot. At this moment, why are you still playing sentimental? Think about your own situation!
I've always wondered why there is so much news about Notts County Club in the media and public opinion. Do you really think I will sell Notts County? David asked in a tone of extreme surprise.
The reporters were almost collapsed by David's trickery, cursing in their hearts, you better explain it quickly!
Okay, seeing everyone's impatient eyes, let's talk about how the rumors appeared! David continued in a leisurely manner: The matter dates back to a long, long time ago, on that sunny morning, Quiet and peaceful, lazily wake up, enjoy breakfast slowly, thank God for the gift, and then spread out the morning newspaper...
Before David finished telling the beginning of the story, the reporters in the audience were about to throw bricks on the stage!
Get to the point!!!! The reporters roared as if they were about to break through the ceiling.
David waved his hands quickly, and said with a defeated look: Okay, okay, let's get to the point, I'm not talking about you, it's not good to be too impatient as a reporter!
Actually, I didn't know what the problem was at the beginning, but I have thought about it carefully these days. Maybe when I was at the gate of the club that day, some journalist friends misinterpreted my meaning, and then the matter developed to the present situation. Unmanageable situation!
As soon as I said this, a reporter in the audience stood up directly. This reporter was one of the reporters on the scene that day, and he questioned David loudly.
Mr. Purvis, we didn't misinterpret your words. At that time, you vowed to fire Heynckes and sell Notts County. All the reporters present at that time can testify!
The reporters talked a lot, and it was obvious that the good show had already begun.
David shrugged and said with a look of incomprehension: That's why I said that you misinterpreted my meaning,
I remember the situation as if I was driving home and you guys stopped me and insisted on having a conversation with me. I didn't say that I would be interviewed by you as a club president!
Whether or not you accept our interview as a club chairman or not, it can't change the fact that you said what you said. Do you dare to admit that you didn't say you would sell Notts County Club? A reporter stood up and continued to question David.
Uh, you guys are really mistaken. In fact, I have many identities. I am the chairman of the Notts County Club. I am also the assistant coach of the Notts County first team. In addition, I am also a member of the Daily Telegraph. I'm a reporter, and I'm with you! At this point, David took out the press card he had prepared.
The reporters were dumbfounded. What's going on? David, a big football player, is going to be a reporter?
But rich people just like to do some unique things, and it is not uncommon for rich people to beg for food. Maybe David has this hobby!
But what does the current matter have to do with whether David is a reporter?
Everyone is waiting for David's next words.
I didn't say that I would be interviewed as the chairman, but the reporter friends who were present at the time did not let me leave, so I simply communicated with my colleagues as a reporter.
Because I'm learning how to be an excellent reporter, I speculated on my thoughts as a reporter as a reporter, combined with the characteristics of reporters distorting facts and fabricating news, I made such a statement, in fact That's just immature homework for a trainee reporter!
Do you understand what I mean?
After David finished speaking, the audience was silent. The reporters were stunned and their eyes fell to the ground.
What are you talking about?
How can we not understand!
Even if the reporters have an exquisite heart, they may not be able to understand what David means for a while.
My thoughts as a reporter speculating on my chairmanship?
Who can understand this shit!
Your explanation is really good... there is no logic!
Do you dare to be more far-fetched, dare to be more shameless, dare to continue talking nonsense?
The reporters looked at David as if they were looking at God, at least God would not talk such nonsense.
But this explanation left the reporters speechless. Now that this is the case, do they still need to argue?
I'm afraid no matter how much you argue, you won't be able to surpass David's logic!
The reporters retreated, and were slapped by David at the press conference and accepted his metaphorical irony, but they couldn't find a way to embarrass David, so they could only leave in despair. (to be continued.) ()
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