Chapter 1342 Nine turns of the large intestine, one plan to exchange for three sages

"It's a little cold outside, so put on our cold-proof weapons!"

Chen Mo and Gong Ziyuan changed into a set of thick cotton-padded jackets from the countryside.

Gong Ziyuan is wearing a large-flowered cotton-padded jacket with a green background and a green turban on her head, just like the heroine in "The Supernatural Guerrilla".

Chen Mo rode a 28-year-old sedan from Chen Lin's family and took Gong Ziyuan to the Cuntou vegetable market.

Gong Ziyuan sat on the back of the bicycle and giggled. She swayed her little feet leisurely and said: "Woohoo, take off~~~~I am the silly wife of the Momo family, quack~~~"

Chen Mo said with a smile: "Please keep your voice down, I want the villagers to know that I married a fool as my wife, and others will laugh at me."

Gong Ziyuan's face fell: "I'm going to be loud because I want everyone to laugh at you! Gagaaaa~~~~"

"I told you to be loud!"

Chen Mo accelerated so quickly that Gong Ziyuan choked with fright and quickly hugged Chen Mo's waist tightly from behind.

The young couple had heartwarming giggles in the snowy weather.

Half an hour later, the two arrived at the Cuntou vegetable market.

It is said to be a vegetable market, but it is actually a large simple plastic greenhouse that has been slightly modified.

The floor was covered with oil stains, blood stains and rotten vegetable leaves.

Came to a stall selling pork.

Chen Mo asked: "Boss, do you have pig intestines?"

A pig butcher with a sinister face smiled and pointed at the piles of pig intestines in the big plastic basin next to him: "Hey, they are all here! They are all washed! There is no smell at all!"

"Clean? Then I don't want it."

Chen Mo pedaled his bicycle and was about to leave.

The boss' mouth twitched.

What the hell?

Others are dirty and insist on cleaning up. Why is this guy doing the opposite?

"Hey, hey, don't leave! I'm dirty here too!"

As he said that, the pig-butcher took out a pair of steaming large intestines: "I just killed this just now. I haven't had time to clean it yet. Look, it's still hot!"

From far away, Gong Ziyuan could smell a foul smell.

"Okay! That's it! Weigh it for me."

Chen Mo smiled broadly. He couldn't be more satisfied with such fresh ingredients.

After paying the money, Chen Mo also specially asked for some water for washing pig intestines, packed it up, and took the bike home.

After Chen Mo left, the pig-butcher muttered: "Are you crazy? If the pig's intestines are not cleaned, they will be full of shit, and there are still people who want to eat shit?"

After coming back.

Chen Mo took an old pot that Chen Lin's family had not used for many years and washed away the dust.

Originally, he didn't want to wash it, but he was afraid that the dust would destroy the original flavor of the ingredients.

Then he took a pair of scissors and cut the fresh pig intestine into sections.

Gong Ziyuan's nostrils were stuffed with toilet paper, and she looked at her large intestine, which was almost full of feces.

"You want to give this to Chen Cheng and the others?" Gong Ziyuan almost died laughing.

"When entertaining guests, you must be considerate. Today, Chef Chen, I will make nine-turn large intestine for them!" Chen Mo said with a smile.

"You might get caught cooking like this, so don't make it too obvious."

Gong Ziyuan gave her own suggestion: "I think you should keep a small part of the essence in it, then blanch it with the water used to wash the pig intestines, and then use high heat to reduce the juice. The taste will be more intense, and you will feel the juice in your mouth." juice.

Eat it in one bite and you will be bursting with essence and large intestine juice. This is the truly delicious nine-turn large intestine. "

Chen Mo nodded: "It makes sense!"

Chen Mo dealt with it as Gong Ziyuan said.

After everything was ready, Chen Mo started to stir-fry.

The condiments are also quite heavy, just enough to cover up all the smell.

All the essence is wrapped in the large intestine. You can't smell it. You have to taste it yourself to understand it.

Even though Gong Ziyuan already knew the result, her scalp was still numb.

What is the difference between pork intestines that have been cooked over high heat and boiled feces?

Maybe the difference is that this is a piece of carefully cooked shit?

After waiting for half an hour, Lao Ba's secret nine-turn large intestine was ready.

Chen Mo put the nine-turn large intestine on the plate, and then sprinkled some coriander on it for decoration.

"Perfect!"

Chen Mo made a gesture.

Then he and Gong Ziyuan looked at each other, and both burst out laughing.

Bringing the dishes to the table.

"This is?"

Chen Cheng asked curiously.

"This is my godmother's favorite nine-turn large intestine. I just made it. You can try it." Chen Mo said with a smile.

Chen Cheng and Yu Lulu took a whiff, and a steaming fragrance hit their nostrils.

Seeing such a generous plate of nine-turn large intestine, Chen Cheng and Yu Lulu immediately moved their index fingers.

A dish like this would cost more than 100 yuan in the city!

"Then we won't be polite!"

Chen Cheng grinned.

"I'm starting too!"

Yu Lulu picked up a piece with chopsticks and put it in her mouth.

However, as soon as they ate it and chewed it, their expressions suddenly changed.

Why is there such a strong fishy smell?

Especially after Yu Lulu felt it carefully with the tip of her tongue, the smell became stronger.

"Ugh~~~~"

"Ugh~~~"

The two immediately spat out the mushy stuff in their mouths.

Yu Lulu looked at the fillings in the nine-turn large intestine on the plate with a livid face. She suddenly remembered what a philosopher once said:

If you come across a piece of shit and you’re not sure whether it’s shit or not.

First, you need to touch it.

If the hand feels the same, then it is not necessarily correct. You still need to smell it with your nose.

Even if the smell is right, it doesn't mean it must be shit. You still need to put it in your mouth and taste it.

Only in this way can you draw absolutely correct conclusions.

So Yu Lulu picked up another piece of nine-turn large intestine, got closer and smelled it...

"Fuck, it's really shit!!!"

After realizing that their guess was correct, Yu Lulu and Chen Cheng split at that time.

I quickly ran to the yard and vomited for a while.

After the two of them came back, they had lost several pounds and walked lightly.

Chen Cheng suppressed the anger in his heart and asked, "Chen Mo, have you tasted the dish you made?"

Chen Mo nodded: "I tasted a piece."

Chen Cheng's mouth twitched and said, "How do you feel?"

Chen Mo: "I removed most of the fishy smell of the large intestine, but I retained part of the taste of the large intestine, so that you can know that what you are eating is large intestine."

Bao...retained part of...

Your sister!

The part you keep is shit! ! !

Yu Lulu gritted her teeth and said, "Did you do it on purpose or accidentally?"

Chen Mo immediately raised his head proudly: "It was intentional!"

Chen Cheng: "..."

Yu Lulu: "..."

At this time, Chen Mo brought the plate to Yu Jiji: "Uncle Ji, come and have a taste too!"

Yu Jiji almost couldn't help but fall out with Chen Mo on the spot.

You told me there was shit in it and you still let me eat it. Do you think I’m a fool?

"No, I don't like eating large intestines." Yu Jiji said expressionlessly.

"Ah? That's such a pity. It seems that you are not suitable for my godmother." Chen Mo said with a long sigh.

"Huh? Why?" Yu Jiji asked doubtfully.

"My godmother once said that the man she likes must like to eat the nine-turn large intestine I made, otherwise he will not be suitable.

Right, godmother? "

Chen Mo looked at Chen Lin with a grin.

Chen Lin was stunned for a moment, then nodded seriously: "Yes."

Yu Jiji: "..."

Yu Jiji was speechless for a while, picked up a piece of nine-turn large intestine with chopsticks and couldn't put it down in his mouth.

Chen Mo narrowed his eyes slightly and leaned back tactically with pride.

That’s right, it’s a defense, I added a defense!

If you don't eat, you won't be able to continue acting.

If you eat it, you will fall into my trap!

What is a top conspiracy? (proud face)

Yu Jiji struggled for a long time, but in the end he was still reluctant to bear the cost he had paid, but seeing how his sister and brother-in-law were vomiting just now, he didn't dare to eat a whole piece, so he used a fruit knife to gently cut off a little bit of the nine-turn large intestine. .

Yu Jiji thought to himself, "There is a reply in it. I'll eat it on the side. Is that okay?"

However, what he didn't expect was that Chen Mo had already heated up the defense water to collect the juice. All the rich essence flavor spread throughout the entire nine-turn large intestine, and even the outer part absorbed more!

"My favorite is the Nine-turn Large Intestine, Linlin, we are a perfect match!"

After Yu Jiji finished speaking, he ate the leftovers in one bite.

next moment……

"Woo~~~~"

His facial features were ferocious, his face turned green, and he grimaced in discomfort, with all his teeth exposed!