Chapter 2454 The Magical Monkey

Leng Feng, Fan Tianlei and others all laughed.

What kind of physical fitness do they have?

They have really been to the battlefield and have survived in the wild for more than half a year! ! !

In the past, drinking dirty snow water, eating all kinds of insects raw, and even poisonous mushrooms were commonplace during the war!

Now they are just going to the Monkey Kingdom to discuss a project, not to fight a war, but Chen Mo actually asked them to be so cautious.

This is really a bit too contemptuous of their physical fitness!

However, Leng Feng and others did not say what they really thought.

After all, the boss is kind.

Chen Mo saw their disdainful looks and felt funny in his heart.

"Laugh, just laugh now, when you really eat something unclean in the Monkey Kingdom, you won't be able to laugh!

The food in the Monkey Kingdom will teach you how to be a human being!"

Chen Mo said in his heart.

He did not tell Leng Feng and others again.

Anyway, it's just food poisoning at most, and diarrhea for a few days, it won't kill people.

However, after Chen Mo returned home, he began to prepare frantically.

"Wife, prepare a team of chefs for me, and airlift about a month's worth of ingredients and consumables to me.

My requirement is that we absolutely do not use anything from the Monkey Kingdom, and do not eat any food from the Monkey Kingdom.

Just arrange it according to my requirements."

Chen Mo said.

Gong Ziyuan asked curiously: "Didn't you go to the Monkey Kingdom when you were fighting with the four major grain merchants a few years ago? Why didn't you prepare at that time?"

Chen Mo explained: "At that time, we went there and came back on the same day, and we ate on the private plane, so there was no need to prepare.

This time, I don't know how long the negotiation will take, so of course I have to prepare.

Wife, you have never been to the Monkey Kingdom. If you have been there...

Forget it, you'd better not go to the Monkey Kingdom in your life.

For a beautiful woman like you, it's very dangerous to walk on the street in broad daylight."

Gong Ziyuan was stunned: "Yes Is it so exaggerated? Didn’t the person called “Ai Xiao Jin” say that the Monkey Kings are very peaceful and that there is basically no crime in the Monkey King Country? He also said that the Monkey King Country doesn’t need police. ”

Chen Mo was speechless and said, “Wife, do you know how high the crime rate is in the Monkey King Country? Not to mention a beautiful woman like you, even a female lizard would have to cover her butt when she went there. ”

“And the person you mentioned, Ai Xiao Jin, was called Ai Xiao Jin before he went to the Monkey King Country, and changed his name to Gao Da Song after he went there. ”

As he said that, Chen Mo opened the Mo Xun news and randomly found a few articles about the Monkey King Country to show Gong Ziyuan.

Gong Ziyuan was horrified after reading it:

"I was really fooled by the short guy! I really believed him before!"

Chen Mo laughed and said: "History is like a little girl who recognizes people and dresses up. If you believe in one side, you will be blind, but if you listen to both sides, you will be enlightened. Don't think that these highly educated talents and experts are so awesome. Sometimes they just take advantage of your trust in them and make up nonsense to cheat traffic."

Gong Ziyuan nodded obediently, looking at Chen Mo with a smile in her eyes: "I don't listen to the short guy, I just listen to my husband.

My husband knows a lot, love you, ah~~~~"

Gong Ziyuan is very efficient.

In addition, she deliberately checked the customs and customs of the Monkey Kingdom on the Internet, and asked several subordinates who had been on business trips to the Monkey Kingdom.

Gong Ziyuan paid more attention to food and Chen Mo's food, clothing and daily expenses.

The next day, Chen Mo took a private plane with a whole team of chefs, nannies, and bodyguards to the Monkey Kingdom on behalf of Daxia.

This time, Chen Mo came in the summer.

Before leaving the airport, Chen Mo quickly put on a mask.

Leng Feng wondered, "Boss, why are you wearing a mask? Is there any infectious disease here recently?"

Chen Mo shook his head: "Last time we came in winter, there was no smell, but now it's summer, I guess the smell is not small. You should wear a mask too."

Leng Feng smiled and said, "It's okay, we don't need to wear it."

It's so hot, they feel stuffy wearing masks.

Chen Mo didn't persuade them.

As the saying goes, "People teach people with a hundred words, but things teach people once and they get into their hearts." People can't teach people, but things teach people once, which is enough.

As soon as the group left the airport.

Wow~~~~

A pungent stench came towards them.

That smell is like a person with athlete's foot who hasn't washed his feet for several months, and has walked a long way, and the sweat on his feet is pickled, plus the smell of various feces such as human feces and cow feces mixed together and fermented.

Leng Feng and others were so smoked that they burst into tears as soon as they left the airport.

Now Chen Mo didn't need to teach them, everyone quickly took out their masks and put them on.

Leng Feng saw that there was a fence at the airport entrance, and there were many policemen.

"Why is there a fence at the airport entrance?"

Leng Feng asked curiously.

Chen Mo glanced and said, "If there is no fence, the monkey people will flock to the airport in large numbers to use the air conditioner, steal things, and even block the toilet.

You have to know that the air conditioning installation rate in the Monkey Kingdom is only about 4%.

Among 100 households, only 4 people have air conditioners at home.

The highest outdoor temperature in the Monkey Kingdom in summer can reach 48 degrees, and the surface temperature can even reach more than 70 degrees.

Every year, more monkey people are killed by heat than the Southern Monkeys."

Leng Feng wiped the sweat from his forehead.

To be honest, he was also very poor when he was a child. Even when he first met Chen Mo, he was so poor that he had to steal things.

Even so, Leng Feng still felt that when he was at his most impoverished, his living standard was a hundred times better than that of the poor in the Monkey Kingdom!

The group of people quickly got into the rented luxury car.

The driver is a very fair-skinned monkey man.

Leng Feng couldn't help but ask: "Where can we go without the smell?"

The driver shook his head and said, "The whole city smells like this. Only the residences and luxury hotels in wealthy areas have no smell."

Leng Feng's mouth twitched.

Good guy!

This is the imperial capital of the Monkey Kingdom! ! !

Why does such a huge imperial capital look like it is located on a latrine?

Not long after the car drove, Leng Feng's brows became more and more frowned.

Not to mention the stinky smell along the way, there are also piles of garbage everywhere, mosquitoes flying everywhere, and beggars everywhere.

The most important thing is...

Along the way, Leng Feng saw at least a dozen monkey men defecating openly on the street!

He looked dumbfounded.

When Chen Mo saw him like that, he smiled and said, "Does it stink as if someone specially hired a group of people to poop there?"

At this time, Fan Tianlei couldn't help but said: "It really stinks. It's no exaggeration. It gave me a cold and rhinitis."

Chen Mo sighed: "You should be satisfied, I am renting a hotel's luxury car service, and the driver is a nobleman here, and he is very clean.

Lao Ma once came to the Monkey Kingdom to expand overseas business. At that time, he smelled a stinky smell as soon as he got off the plane. He got into the taxi. Hey, the smell was even worse. When he looked down, he saw that the driver's flat toilet was placed in the car. Under the seat, it was full of shit. "