Chapter 279 Fortune telling without horoscopes!
Chen Mo: "Excuse me, who are you?"
"It's just Su Feng who is the successor of Lai's Feng Shui!"
Su Feng stood with his hands behind his back, head held high proudly.
Chen Mo's eyes suddenly lit up.
This person will be a great celebrity in later generations!
Su Feng, nicknamed "Modern Lai Buyi"!
Yang Cheng, the boss of Eagle Emperor Entertainment, is his good friend, actress Li Zi is his goddaughter, and there are countless celebrities who have asked him for advice!
Su Feng, who is regarded as a great god by half of the Hong Kong entertainment industry, is said to have met Xie Feng, who had not yet debuted, at dinner, and said to Eagle King boss Yang Cheng that this young man will definitely become famous in the future, so hurry up and sign him. . So Yang Cheng signed Xie Feng, and Xie Feng really became famous all the way.
In later generations, he also successfully predicted the suicide of a certain superstar named Zhang, the divorce of a certain superstar named Wang, etc.
Of course, what made him famous was the Feng Shui battle in the Hong Kong financial circle!
Under the double attack of two top Feng Shui buildings with "three-sided steel knives" and "rooftop cannons", Su Feng withstood the pressure and designed a "four-sided shield" Feng Shui bureau for the owner in the middle.
And the entire exterior of the new building is made of bulletproof glass!
The airtight appearance is like a fortress, which "withstands" the external feng shui damage of "knife slashing" and "cannon bombardment" with a stable and steady trend, and skillfully resolves the "sword and bombardment evil".
After becoming famous in that battle, Su Feng's appearance fee skyrocketed hundreds of times!
It costs NT$100,000 to tell your fortune and NT$200,000 to choose a wedding date. It’s naturally more expensive to get better services!
For example, a developer can earn 1 million by doing a real estate Feng Shui plan!
This is only the appearance fee, not counting the red envelopes provided by the developer later.
Chen Mo knows this Su Feng's information very well!
Because a few days before his rebirth, he happened to watch Su Feng's interview program on TV, which not only exposed anecdotes about his childhood, but also a lot of information about his relatives and friends.
"It turns out to be Master Su. I have admired him for a long time."
"If you have any questions, just ask." Chen Mo said with a smile.
"Okay, let me ask you, what are the meanings of "roots", "root handles", "hijab" and "poke feet" in Feng Shui? "
This is the ranking used when reading horoscopes, which is related to the heavenly stems and earthly branches.
But Chen Mo doesn’t understand!
What he knows is just the ready-made cases in books!
You ask him about the basic knowledge of Feng Shui, or ask him to innovate and improve the Feng Shui bureau or something...
Sorry!
Chen Mo doesn’t understand everything!
Don’t know what to do?
Chen Mo was panicking inside, but on the outside he sneered calmly and remained silent.
"Why didn't Master Chen answer? Could it be that he doesn't even know how to do this?"
"Okay, let me ask you in a simpler way, what is "Three Yuan Nine Lucks"? "
Su Feng said.
"hehe……"
Chen Mo still smiled and said nothing.
Next, Su Feng raised many related issues such as "feng shui transforms evil spirits", "yin house and Yang house", "finding a cemetery" and other related issues.
Chen Mo has never heard of it!
You ask me, who am I asking?
Just smile and say nothing and that's it!
Su Feng laughed contemptuously:
"You don't even understand this basic level of Feng Shui knowledge, how dare you call yourself a master?"
"It's generous enough to make people laugh!"
The Feng Shui masters on the side all burst into laughter.
Zheng Yitong also frowned.
Could this Master Chen be a liar?
Otherwise, how come you don’t even know this crude Feng Shui knowledge? Even he knows this level of knowledge!
Just when Su Feng was about to ask Chen Mo to get out.
"Hahaha……"
Chen Mo's sneer echoed throughout the lobby!
"Why are you laughing?" Zheng Yitong frowned.
"Mr. Zheng, if you call me here just because you want to humiliate me with this rudimentary Feng Shui knowledge, then it doesn't matter if I don't come to this Zheng family!"
Chen Mo flicked his sleeves, looking ashamed and angry and ready to leave.
Zheng Yitong suddenly realized.
No wonder Chen Mo has been silent!
It turned out that he thought these questions were too low-level, and the answers were beneath his status as a master!
Other Feng Shui masters also suddenly realized.
Yes, even an entry-level Feng Shui master who can defeat Qin Baojian will definitely not bother to answer such low-level questions!
Zheng Yitong quickly apologized: "Master Chen, don't be angry, Master Su didn't mean it."
"snort……"
Chen Mo turned his head and pointed at Su Feng:
"The Dragon King cannot be humiliated!"
"Su Feng, do you dare to compete with me in a more advanced Feng Shui battle?"
"Loser, get out of Zheng's house!"
"Why don't you dare?" Su Feng said proudly.
"Okay! Let's calculate destiny! How about we calculate each other's destiny?" Chen Mo said.
"Pfft... I thought it was some kind of advanced Feng Shui technique. Isn't it just measuring horoscopes?" Qin Baojian said amusedly.
"The best way to calculate your destiny is to calculate your destiny without horoscopes!" Chen Mo said calmly.
"No horoscope calculation?"
As soon as these words came out, all the Feng Shui masters looked at each other in shock.
How to calculate this without birth date and horoscope?
I have never heard of such a calculation method!
"Stop talking nonsense! In Feng Shui, to calculate the past and future, you must use the horoscope! Without the horoscope, how can you just guess with your mouth?" Su Feng snorted coldly.
"That's because your skill is not enough!!"
Chen Mo said disdainfully.
"Okay, okay!"
Su Feng was so angry that he laughed and said three good words:
"I want to see how advanced your horoscope calculation is today!"
Chen Mo did his job, closed his eyes, put one hand behind his back, and put the other hand in front of him, pretending to be calculating, and muttered vaguely:
"eat grape but do not spit out grape skin, do not eat grape but spit out grape skin……"
I kept chanting for ten minutes.
Everyone who is talking is annoyed.
Chen Mo opened his eyes suddenly and shot out two rays of light:
"You were born in a rural area, and your hometown comes from a bitter cold place in the north of the mainland."
"Hahaha……"
Everyone laughed.
"You made a wrong calculation! And it's so wrong!"
"Master Su grew up in Hong Kong City and came from a wealthy family!"
"If you don't know how to do it, don't do it. It will only increase your smile!"
The whole audience burst into laughter, but Su Feng's expression was stern and his body trembled.
Chen Mo ignored those who laughed at him and continued calmly:
"When you were sixteen years old, you had your first love affair and secretly kissed Widow Wang who was sleeping next door."
"Your secondary sexual characteristics mature relatively late. Other people's masculine characteristics are fully developed before the age of 18. You only started to develop when you were 18 and did not fully develop until you were 24. This is why you have never dared to have sex with women. Because of your friends, you even once doubted whether you were born short or had developmental defects."
"When you were twenty years old, in order to prank your classmates, you gave them your own urine as beer. Even now, you don't dare to tell the truth."
"The first job you took back then was writing, and the unit you joined was the Literary Association. The reason why you took this job was because you envied those who wrote novels. They didn't have to get up early in the morning or arrive at the unit on time. Every month We can also go out to collect stories at public expense.”
"..."
"You have had bedwetting problems since you were a child, and you haven't gotten over it until now!"
Chen Mo has talked about all the big and small things, as long as they are weird things, from Su Feng's childhood to now.
After he finished speaking, those Feng Shui masters who had long been unable to bear it began to complain one by one: "That's outrageous! It's simply outrageous!"
"Mengdu is not so outrageous!"
"Master Su has wet the bed recently? Who are you scolding?"
"..."
Qin Baojian also smiled disdainfully and said: "Master Chen, if you talk about something that seems to be true or not, something that happens to everyone, maybe everyone will give you face today, and you will be considered correct.
You talked about everything in such detail, including Master Su's bedwetting and secretly kissing the widow. How do you expect us to smooth things over for you? "
"Are you right, Master Su?"
"Uh...Master Su?"
When Qin Baojian turned to look at Su Feng, he was shocked to find that Su Feng was sweating profusely, his whole body was shaking, his face was pale, and his legs were shaking like chaff!
The next second!
In everyone's stunned eyes!
Su Feng's lips trembled and he said:
"He...his calculations...were all right..."
