Chapter - 90 Only 998!
Well, one needed to be extremely famous to become an internet sensation. Since the internet was so commonly used among people around the world, internet sensations had become some kind of superstar. It was no longer necessary for them to be good at singing or acting. They would not even need to showcase any talent to become famous.
If everything went smoothly, an internet sensation could easily build up a huge fanbase. For example, an internet sensation could get thousand or even millions of likes by simply posting their pet pictures. Millions of fans would get crazy over their cute selfies. People would pay attention and care about their daily lives. Every single move and decision made by them would touch millions of fans' hearts.
Such an exciting prospect! Chen felt exactly like this at that moment. A half-eaten pau and a normal bowl of plain porridge had just received thousands of comments within a few minutes. Moreover, the number was still climbing.
Chen held his phone in the hand and started to smile, "Hmm… Maybe there will be a businessman coming here to look for me. We might do a photoshoot for some kind of advertisement. Maybe, there will be famous directors coming and look for me to act in their movies. Some might even write songs for me in concerts. Wahahaha…"
Ding!
All of a sudden, the cellphone vibrated.
"Good to see you, God Chen. You have found the right person to help you to neutralize an evil spirit's hatred! The renting of my Golden Purple Khakkhara costs only 998 Triple Realms Merit Points. Also, I will throw in a ceremony of transmigration for free!" Sanzang said.
"Erm... I don't need your Golden Purple Khakkhara to neutralize a low-level evil spirit. It's like using a chainsaw to kill a chicken." Chen said.
"I see. Then, I would like to recommend the Vajra Bodhi Bracelets to deal with this evil spirit. This spiritual item has been personally consecrated by yours truly. I'll also throw in a free manual on how to deliver evil spirits from their hatred, for free! This package costs only 998! Pay me and these two precious spiritual items will be yours.
"Erm..."
Chen was shocked by Sanzang's suggestion.
"I just became an internet sensation. My charm will drop greatly if I pay 998 Triple Realms Merit Points to Sanzang…"
Chen was not happy about it. But, if he refused to pay Sanzang, the evil spirit will be trapped inside the Spirit Cage forever and ever. That doesn't sound good.
"Hmm… That's alright. I can slowly earn back the merit points. I should buy these two items first. At least they're reusable."
After some calculations, Chen sent the Triple Realm Merit Points to Sanzang via personal package.
Ding!
[998 Triple Realms Merit Points has been deducted from you. (Charm: -100. Luck: -100)]
Chen could feel the pain in his heart when the merit points were deducted from him. He had used blood and sweat to earn those merit points!
"Master! Sanzang Master! I have sent you the merit points via personal package! Please, send me the bracelet and the book right now!"
"I'm still doing my morning devotions. Please wait for another three hours. I promise that I will send it to you, as soon as possible." Sanzang said.
"F*ck you!"
Chen was so mad that he almost vomited blood out from his mouth. He had just given away 998 merit points painfully. Now, Sanzang was asking him to wait for another three hours. This after-sales service is beyond terrible!
"You wanna do your morning devotions? Try focusing with this!"
Chen went online and opened up his favorite website. There were different types of girls at the homepage of the website. Genres like teen, MILF, lolis, pantyhose, cosplay, trans, could be found on this website! It also helped that they were not covered by a single article of clothing. Chen picked the three sexiest pictures and sent them to Sanzang.
"Amitabha. This is so sinful! Sinful! God Chen! What are you doing?!" Sanzang cried.
"Send me the items right now! If not, I will continue to distract you from your morning devotion! I'm warning you right now! I have more sexy and violent pictures from my collection!" Chen said.
"What?! (Three shocking emojis). Did you just say that you have more pictures like these in your possession?! Can you send me more sexy pictures?!"
*Puhhhh…*
Chen almost facepalmed when he saw the reply.
Was this bald bastard is some kind of fake monk? This was not a normal monk's reaction!
"Please don't misunderstand my intentions! I'm asking for these pictures is to train my willpower. I want to be able to withstand all these deadly temptations! This is part of my training!" Sanzang said.
"Cut the crap! Give me the items right now!"
Ding!
[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Sanzang! You received a Vajra Bodhi Bracelets! It has been stored inside your treasure chest.]
Ding!
[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Sanzang! You have received a book of How to Deliver Evil Spirits From Torment! It has been stored inside your treasure chest.]
"Not bad!" Chen smirked.
"God Chen. Can you send me more pictures with sexy women in it?" Sanzang asked.
"Nope." Chen said.
"Why?" Sanzang asked.
"These pictures are ultra-rare items! They are fully colored. More importantly, they are in HD and are completely uncensored! I have to put in a lot of effort to look for these pictures." Chen said.
"Hmm... Compared to the sexy pictures that I normally look at, these pictures are definitely rarer than mine!"
What the f*ck! This guy is deep into porn! He is definitely a fake monk! Chen's impression of monk had been completely destroyed.
"God Chen. Please don't think of this wrong! I really need these pictures to train my willpower!" Sanzang said.
"I don't care! Pay me 998 merit points! Then, you can have these pictures in your possession!" Chen said.
"What? 998? That's too expensive!" Sanzang said.
"It's non-negotiable! I learned it from you! Take it or leave it!" Chen said.
"...." Sanzang was speechless.
Ding
[Congratulation! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Sanzang! You have received 998 Triple Realms Merit Points! It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]
"Hmph! When it comes to business! You are still too inexperienced!"
Chen laughed evilly. Then he randomly pick a few sexy pictures and sent them to Sanzang.
"Thank you God Chen! I'm going to continue with my willpower training! See ya!"
Chen couldn't care less if the monk was 'training' something else. After that, he quickly activated the merit points that were currently being stored inside his treasure chest.
Ding!
[Congratulation! You have received 998 Triple Realms Merit Points!]
Ding!
[Your current Triple Realms Merit Points is 2287. You need another 7713 merit points to go to next level.]
Ding!
[You are now a Super Philanthropist! (Charm+ 200. Luck+ 200)]
"Hahaha… My charm is back! All I used was a few sexy pictures to trade for two precious items from Sanzang! Damn! I'm smart!"
Chen laughed happily. After that, he took out the Spirit Cage, Vajra Bodhi Bracelets, and the book of How to Deliver Evil Spirit From Torment from his treasure chest. In order to neutralize an evil spirit, one would need to make use of the Yang power from these spiritual items with the combination of some chanting to evict the hatred from the evil spirit.
Chen was no monk. But, he had the consecrated bracelet with him now. It was definitely more than enough to deal with a low-level evil spirit. Chen flipped the book with one of his hand and played with the bracelet in the other hand. He then started to chant at the evil spirit that was currently trapped inside the Spirit Cage. Through the Netherspirit Battlescouter, Chen could see that a dark aura was being lifted off from the spirit. Hatred was slowly being banished from the evil spirit.
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