#7500 - The Mental Disability Strikes Back
The Witch Emperor, relying on his hard work and his own massive system of skills, broke through the beginning of the collapse of the sky, stepped through the nine realms of heaven and man and became an immortal again.
Several flowers bloom, each showing its own beauty.
In the boundless heaven, a certain star field, the Great Zhou Dynasty.
The world around was in chaos, with occasional thunderous sounds coming from time to time, and the surroundings were wrapped in warmth.
Inside the woman's belly, Xiao Yuer moved his little hands and feet, and reached out to grab his umbilical cord.
Xiao Yu'er was suddenly delighted.
Reincarnated into a human being!
It's good to be an adult, it's good to be an adult, as long as you don't become an animal, a tree or something like that, reincarnation as an adult and restoring your cultivation level will be much faster.
Yu Jingrui felt a little bit of anticipation in his heart. He was an abandoned child in his previous life and had not experienced much parental love.
Perhaps I can make up for it by being reborn in this life. My master said that he is too celestial and lacks some humanity. Perhaps this is a good opportunity for me to make up for it.
Thinking of this, Xiao Yuer drank two sips of amniotic fluid and waited for the day of his birth.
Through the induction in his mother's belly, Xiao Yuer felt that this family should not be very wealthy.
Because she was pregnant, it seemed that as a mother, she still had to work and go out to farm every day. It seemed like she had a job similar to Shennong's.
Sometimes he could hear a dim voice coming from outside his belly: "Baby, baby, grow up quickly. Mommy will plant watermelons for you. I say watermelons are delicious. When you grow up, buy mommy a BMW—"
When Xiao Yuer heard this lullaby-like song, he was speechless. I wasn't even born yet, and you were already thinking about buying you a BMW. Human nature is really -
Sometimes he could also hear the man sighing: "Hey, there are still three thousand years of mortgage to pay off——"
Sometimes he could hear something even more explosive, like his father saying to his mother: "Wife, I can't help it anymore——"
The woman responded: "Oh, I'm pregnant, can you bear with it?"
Man: "How about I just hang out outside and not go in?"
Yu Jingrui was shocked when he heard this, "Oh my god, Lao Deng, you are not allowed to open the door and come in!"
He quickly kicked his mother's belly with his feet and hit it with his little fists.
The woman groaned and said with a smile, "Your son is beating me. He won't allow you to do this."
The man sighed, "Well, then I should practice my ancestral craft, right?"
Yu Jingrui stretched his arms and legs in the amniotic fluid. Although his consciousness was restricted by the baby's body, he could still vaguely perceive the outside world.
My mother worked every day despite her pregnant belly. She would weed the spiritual fields in the morning by stepping on the dew, provide rain for the spiritual rice under the scorching sun at noon, and mend the damaged saddles for the spiritual animals in the evening.
My father worked in the crystal mine in town and often came home late at night, smelling of a mixture of sulfur and sweat.
"My son, I have harvested another acre of Heart-Eroding Grass today." The mother stroked her belly gently, humming a strange ballad she made up. "When the Heart-Eroding Grass is dried, it can be exchanged for three low-grade spirit stones. I will save them to buy you the True Explanation of the Foundation of Taoism..."
Yu Jingrui pressed his little fist against his stomach, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
The mortal parents in this world actually start their education from the beginning!
One night, my father came back drunk, with the unique aroma of gambling on his body. "My wife, the mine gave out rewards today..."
On the day of delivery, the sky was thundering.
When the midwife cut the umbilical cord, Yu Jingrui couldn't wait to open his eyes, but he saw a layer of gray fog between the sky and the earth - the innate chaotic energy blocked his pupils, and he was blind!
"What a sin..." The father squatted on the doorstep, holding his head and sobbing, "The Taoist priest of Sanqing Temple said that it takes a hundred top-grade infinite spirit stones to refine the eye-brightening pill..."
Yu Jingrui secretly practiced the "Nine-Turn Reincarnation Art" and discovered that this chaotic energy was unusual and actually contained a trace of innate Taoist rhyme.
He simply gave up treatment and used his spiritual consciousness as his eyes, which enabled him to "see" more clearly: the tears in his mother's eyes, the gambling chips his father hid under the bed, the demonic power surging in the body of the black ice swallows that built their nests under the eaves...
When he was one year old, his family experienced a great change. His father bet the ancestral "Great Zhou Spiritual Plant Genealogy" in a gambling house and lost everything.
The debt-collecting monks broke down the door of their home, so their mother wrapped him in a coarse cloth and ran to the riverside under the cover of night.
"Son, don't blame your mother..." Tears dripped onto Yu Jingrui's brows, emitting a strange golden light.
As the basin filled with starlight floated downstream, he heard his mother's final words: "Live on!"
When the wooden basin hit the reef, a monk in a moon-white robe swept across the river. The old monk's pestle flew out of his sleeve and split the huge waves.
Yu Jingrui "saw" the person clearly: there was a swastika Buddhist seal between his eyebrows and a nine-fold golden wheel of merit behind his head. He looked like an arhat reincarnated. The nine-fold golden wheel of merit meant that he was a powerful being in the ninth realm of heaven.
"Amitabha."
The old monk stared into the baby's empty eyes, "Chaos is a hindrance, the mind and eyes are clear. Little donor has a predestined relationship with Buddha. You were born with great wisdom, but chaos blocks your eyes. I call you mentally retarded."
The bells of Jinshan Temple rang long and melodious, and Yu Jingrui was given the Buddhist name "Zhi Zang".
Xiao Yu’er: “????”
"Zhi Zang, idiot? No!! I don't want to be called that name. My shameless Master Gou will definitely laugh at me if he knows about it!!"
However, he was powerless to resist.
On the surface, he looked like an ignorant child, but secretly he used his spiritual sense to read the books in the Sutra Library.
He had a photographic memory for all the twelve Buddhist scriptures in the Tripitaka; he spent three days to comprehend the obscure ancient Sanskrit mantras in the Lankavatara Sutra.
On his sixth birthday, he entered into a state of meditation under a bodhi tree. His consciousness penetrated the chaotic visual barrier and he saw 84,000 Buddha realms!
The abbot who was preaching suddenly stopped - the Bodhi tree moved without wind, and the falling golden leaves spelled out the full text of the Heart Sutra in the air.
On the 180th birthday of the Buddha, the great Dharma Master Mahayan from the Western Regions came riding a nine-dragon chariot. He practiced Hinayana Buddhism and advocated "self-improvement". Wherever he passed, believers prostrated themselves and chanted "Self-Saved Venerable".
On the Sutra Discussion Platform, Mahayana made the Lotus Seal: "All sentient beings are like waterfalls, rushing forward on their own. The Buddha is merciful. Only by saving yourself can you save others."
After saying this, he displayed his supernatural powers, and the shadows of eight hundred monks appeared behind him, all sitting cross-legged on lotus pedestals, practicing and attaining enlightenment.
Master Zhizang stepped onto the stage in the air, and nine golden lotuses sprouted from his feet: "Your Excellency only saw the waterfall, not the river or the sea. The Mahayana path is to transform thousands of streams into boats for salvation."
He put his fingers together to form a sword, and the lotus platforms of eight hundred monks suddenly formed a treasure ship, carrying countless phantoms towards the other shore.
Mahayana sneered: "How dare the blind monk talk about sex!"
As he spoke, a ray of Buddha light containing the power of heavenly calamity shot out from between his eyebrows. This was the unique skill of the Hinayana school, "no self".
Zhizang did not avoid or give way, allowing the Buddha's light to penetrate his body: "If you see that all things are not things, why do you cling to your eyes?"
The pierced wound blossomed into bloody mandala flowers, each petal of which was a Sanskrit version of the Diamond Sutra.
The two argued from dawn to dusk.
Mahayana called out the hungry ghosts, and Zhizang manifested the form of Ksitigarbha.
Mahayana quoted an ancient verse from the Agama Sutra, but Zhizang refuted it with the Sea Seal Samadhi from the Avatamsaka Sutra.
When the moon rose to the zenith, Mahayana used his trump card -
"Since you said you want to save all sentient beings!" He pointed at the starving people at the foot of the mountain and said, "Why don't you donate all the money from the incense offerings at Jinshan Temple to help the world?"
The whole mountain was in an uproar, and the monks were talking about it.
Zhizang smiled and made a seal, and suddenly the sky was covered with flowers. The starving people suddenly felt a warm current in their stomachs, and they could see a mountain of rice facing the sea in their minds - this is the highest charity in Buddhism, "mental charity"!
Uh - doesn't this mean "silver"? Is this really the highest donation in Buddhism? I don't know, and I don't dare to ask.
Mahayana fell to the ground, and the nine layers of Buddha's light shattered.
Zhizang took the last step, and the golden lotus under his feet turned into a twelve-tier lotus platform.
"The Buddha looked at a bowl of water and saw 84,000 insects." He stretched out his hand to catch the dew and said, "If I don't preach to the insects, why would I become a Buddha?"
The chaotic visual barrier shattered immediately! Instead of regaining sight, his eyes turned into the dazzling Buddha pupils - the left eye reflected the suffering of all living beings, and the right eye illuminated the Pure Land of Bliss.
The sound of Sanskrit shook the nine heavens above Jinshan Temple, and the shadows of eight heavenly dragons were hovering.
Zhizang's golden body has been completed, and the seals of the three Buddhas of the past, present and future appear on his forehead, achieving the position of Daluo Venerable!
Mahayana prostrated himself and said, "Please give me a Dharma name, Venerable One!"
Xiao Yu'er put his hands together and bowed: "I'm not losing my hair, my Buddhist name is Zhichuang!"
