#613 - Holy Catharsis, Earth-shaking

The moment the Sleep King drank the tea, Jun Wuwang felt comfortable all over.

That one sip nearly emptied half the cup.

At this moment, the half-sage from Rissang Star continued to fawn over the two middle-aged men on either side of the Sleep King.

Those two middle-aged men were experts in the Great Heavenly Realm. Seeing a half-sage at the Great Perfection of the Middle Heavenly Realm serving them with such humility, they revealed satisfied smiles.

The two men picked up their teacups and began to drink.

"Fairy Qingyue, please have some tea."

The Rissang Star half-sage began to curry favor with Qingyue of the Tower of Strange Tales again.

The Tower of Strange Tales was unfathomable and held a very special position in the starry sky, so he naturally didn't want to miss such an opportunity.

"Tsk tsk, why do you lick everyone you see, regardless of whether they want you to or not? Does Fairy Qingyue need you to lick her?"

Jun Wuwang's mocking voice echoed throughout the hall as he strode forward.

Fairy Qingyue felt somewhat repulsed by the Rissang Star half-sage, but since she was currently livestreaming, she couldn't refuse. She was about to accept the tea he offered when Jun Wuwang suddenly spoke, helping her out of a bind. She naturally turned to look at him, leaving Liu Shengtai Lang holding the tea, able only to glare fiercely at Jun Wuwang.

At this moment, the people watching the livestream frantically spammed the screen.

"Fairy Qingyue, is that guy trying to flirt with you?"

"It's over, my violent male god is about to fall at Fairy Qingyue's pomegranate skirt. My heart is broken..."

"Violent old bro, I admire your courage. You even dare to flirt with Fairy Qingyue?"

"No! Fairy Qingyue is my goddess! I want to duel Jun Wuwang!"

...

Fairy Qingyue saw the audience's comments flooding the screen, her heart unmoved, but she wore a faint smile on her face, looking at Jun Wuwang with an inquiring gaze.

At this moment, everyone in the Eternal World Ancient Hall was looking at him.

They all wanted to know what he was up to.

Could it be that he really wanted to flirt with Fairy Qingyue?

"How can a beauty like Fairy Qingyue accept the tea offered by that guy? He's old and ugly, shriveled up like a coffin filler. This is a desecration of your goddess. Does everyone agree with what I'm saying?" he said to Fairy Qingyue's rune communicator.

This immediately aroused the resonance of countless male compatriots, who frantically spammed the screen, all commenting on Liu Shengtai Lang's appearance, saying that he was ugly, with a pointed mouth and monkey cheeks, and a face like a monkey's butt.

Liu Shengtai Lang was so angry when he saw those extremely aggressive comments that he almost exploded on the spot!

At this moment, Jun Wuwang reached out and sucked the teapot and a teacup in front of Wan Qian into his hands.

He poured a cup of hot tea and handed it to Fairy Qingyue, a sunny smile on his face: "Fairy, please have some tea."

"Thank you."

Fairy Qingyue was slightly stunned and took the tea from his hand.

At this moment, some male cultivators from various ancient stars in the starry sky cursed Jun Wuwang on the channel for not having martial virtue, taking advantage of such an opportunity to curry favor with their goddess.

Liu Shengtai Lang's face was alternately green and white with embarrassment, wishing he could immediately kill Jun Wuwang with a palm strike.

This kid was too hateful, embarrassing him again and again!

"Well, we've had tea, let's continue."

The Sleep King spoke, indicating that he would not make any concessions and that fifty people must be selected for the duel.

"Twenty people, this is also our attitude!"

The Great Elder didn't budge an inch.

"Hmph, can't you even select fifty people? If that's the case, I think you might as well just admit defeat directly, so you can save some face in the end, lest you bring it upon yourselves... disgrace..."

The sneer on the Sleep King's face completely changed when he said the last few words. The muscles on his face twitched a few times, and his body instantly tensed up.

Jun Wuwang had been paying attention, and he saw that at the same time as the Sleep King's body tensed up, his legs clamped together fiercely.

"Second Elder, come here..."

Jun Wuwang secretly transmitted his voice to the Second Elder, quietly saying something.

The Second Elder's face changed slightly a few times, and he looked at Jun Wuwang with a suspicious gaze.

But he quickly came to the Sleep King's side and stood behind the Sleep King.

He didn't know why Jun Wuwang was so sure, but he was willing to believe it, after all, this young man had done too many amazing things.

"Sleep King, a duel of twenty people can fully demonstrate the strength of the geniuses cultivated by our two forces. Duels are risky. In this great world, we need talents, and we should try our best not to injure more geniuses."

The Sleep King was about to refute, but as a result, as soon as he opened his mouth, his entire mouth turned into an O shape, and his body trembled fiercely.

At the same time, a strange sound came from his butt, a soft 'poof'.

Instantly, the entire Eternal World Ancient Hall was silent.

The people watching the livestream from the various ancient life stars in the starry sky also fell into a brief silence.

What sound was that?

Many people were spamming the screen, filled with question marks.

In the ancient hall, everyone's eyes were on the Sleep King.

The muscles on the Sleep King's face twitched, his lips trembled, and he was completely stunned!

At the same time, a stench permeated the air, quickly spreading throughout the hall.

Everyone twitched their noses, their faces filled with astonishment, and then they reacted, all looking at the Sleep King in disbelief.

That gaze was filled with shock, disbelief, and even contempt.

Fairy Qingyue came back to her senses, covered her nose with a look of disgust, and said to the rune communicator: "Oh my god, do you know what happened? After the Sleep King Elder made a strange sound, I smelled a stench! Yes, you guessed it, he actually had diarrhea during the meeting! This is too bad, it subverted my worldview. Viewers, can you believe it, but I swear, this is the truth..."

The Sleep King was so angry when he heard Fairy Qingyue broadcasting this that he almost went berserk, roaring: "Qingyue, quickly cut off the rune connection and stop the livestream!"

As soon as he finished speaking, his body trembled violently, and the next second, with a 'bang', unlike just now, this sound was too loud, like thunder.

The tables and chairs under his butt were blasted out of a big hole with a 'boom'.

He couldn't control himself, he had super incontinence, and true energy wrapped in yellowish-brown excrement spewed out frantically from his chrysanthemum, as if the afterburner of an engine had been turned on, directly blasting his entire person to the top of the hall.

Everyone near him was shocked and retreated, almost being splashed on.

Whether it was the elders and protectors of the Eternal World Ancient Academy, or the half-sages of ancient stars such as Rissang, they were completely stunned.

The people watching the livestream, witnessing this super diarrhea spectacle, were also stunned.

The scene of that excrement spraying was too outrageous, it was simply spraying to the point of madness, spraying to an unparalleled degree, blasting people into the sky!

Damn it!

The people watching the livestream swore that they had never seen such a powerful diarrhea formation in their lives!

Jun Wuwang was also startled, the effect of this 'Holy Diarrhea' was a bit perverted, directly turning the Sleep King's chrysanthemum into a super nozzle!

The entire hall was filled with a strong stench, and everyone felt as if they had walked into a cesspool.

The people watching the livestream seemed to smell the nauseating odor through the screen.

With a 'boom'.

The Sleep King's chrysanthemum temporarily stopped spraying, and his body fell from the top of the hall.

He turned around and was about to rush out of the hall. He knew that he had lost all face today, but at this moment he couldn't care about anything else, he just wanted to find a latrine to squat in and not come out, and have a good diarrhea for a few days before he felt comfortable.

But at this moment, two powerful palms pressed on his shoulders.

"Sleep King Elder, the meeting has not yet concluded, please be patient."

The Second Elder protected his body with true energy, disregarding the dirt, enduring the nausea, and forcibly held the Sleep King down, not letting him leave.

The Sleep King was not the Second Elder's opponent in the first place, and he was even less likely to break free because he had become weak from the violent diarrhea, and he wanted to roar and curse.

But he knew that if he lost his composure like that, he would only be even more embarrassed in the starry sky!

The Great Elder knew that this was a good opportunity, and couldn't help but smile: "Sleep King Elder, how about it, can your Tong Sheng Ancient Mansion accept the proposal of twenty people?"

"This seat..." He wanted to be tough, but his stomach rumbled, and he felt that he was about to spray uncontrollably again, and hurriedly took out a jade slip and threw it over: "This seat accepts, sign the agreement, quickly let go of this seat!!!"

His voice became a bit heart-wrenching at the end.

The Second Elder was shocked and quickly retreated.

At that moment, with a 'bang', it rang out from the Sleep King's chrysanthemum, shaking the ancient hall.

People saw that the violent true energy in the Sleep King's chrysanthemum wrapped in yellow spewed out, blasting his body to the top of the hall.

This diarrhea formation was too outrageous, spraying continuously, and the spraying force made the Sleep King's body stick to the top of the hall, unable to fall.

At this moment, the two middle-aged half-sages who came with the Sleep King also trembled violently, and with a 'bang', true energy with yellow spewed out from their chrysanthemums at the same time, blasting two big holes in their chairs, and their bodies were blasted to the top of the hall.

"Ah!!!"

They couldn't accept such humiliation. They had actually sprayed diarrhea in public, without any warning, and it came so violently.

The three of them had violent diarrhea, it was too violent, the scene was unbearable to look at, and the meeting table was sprayed to pieces.

Everyone couldn't stay any longer and ran out of the hall. Fairy Qingyue was at the entrance of the hall, using the rune communicator to broadcast the entire diarrhea spectacle.

Although she was very disgusted and disgusted with such a scene, she came from the Tower of Strange Tales and needed strange things the most, and this was a great strange thing.

"Ah ah ah!"

In the hall, the Sleep King and the two middle-aged half-sages were forced to stick to the top of the hall, chrysanthemums facing down, spraying continuously.

They couldn't change their situation, and the true energy in the cave heaven followed the intestinal tract and was completely out of control, spraying too fiercely.

Listening to the heart-wrenching screams of the Sleep King and the others, the five half-Saints from Nissang, Penglai, Annam, White Elephant, and Firefly Ancient Star exchanged glances.

Their faces were all extremely pale, especially Bali, the half-Saint from White Elephant Ancient Star, whose legs were weak, his expression as if he had licked a toilet.

Immediately, they all stared at Jun Wuxie, their eyes like those of wolves.

At this moment, how could they not understand?

They had plotted against the Chaotic Body, but were instead outsmarted by him, who used their 'Saintly Diarrhea Inducement' to deal with the higher-ups of the Tong Sheng Ancient Mansion, creating such a frenzied, shocking scene of projectile defecation.

Afterwards, the higher-ups of the Tong Sheng Ancient Mansion would definitely think of the 'Saintly Diarrhea Inducement', and might very well vent their anger on them.

They had come today wanting to curry favor with the Sleep King, who would have thought it would lead to such a "tragedy"!

"So, you were planning to scheme against the people of the Tong Sheng Ancient Mansion? It seems I misunderstood; you were just trying to confuse them by licking their boots earlier? Taro Yanagi, what did you add to that tea? It's so powerful, look at how they're spraying, tsk tsk, so spectacular."

Jun Wuxie said to them with a face of eagerness to learn.

Upon hearing this, the muscles on Taro Yanagi's face twitched violently, wishing they could tear him into a million pieces immediately!

"You're spouting nonsense! It was clearly you who did it!"

"Me? You were the one who eagerly poured the tea, so why are the others fine? Fortunately, Fairy Qingyue didn't drink the tea you poured, otherwise, the consequences would be unimaginable! You're too evil, you even wanted to harm a beauty like Fairy Qingyue; are you even human?"

Jun Wuxie questioned righteously, his face full of anger.

Fairy Qingyue was also frightened when she thought about it, and looked back at him. Taro Yanagi and the others thought Fairy Qingyue was looking at them, and were so frightened that they turned around and ran, disappearing in an instant.

They knew very well that they absolutely could not stay any longer!

Before the people of the Tong Sheng Ancient Mansion and Fairy Qingyue left, they absolutely could not stay in the Myriad Worlds Ancient Academy, otherwise, the Sleep King, in his rage, even if he believed they didn't do it, would still hold them indirectly responsible, and might very well flay them alive in his fury!

Jun Wuxie said, "Fairy Qingyue, look, they're fleeing in guilt; this is a sign of a guilty conscience! Too shameless, they even wanted to harm you, and in such a way; it's simply unbearable!"

The corners of Qingyue's sexy lips twitched a few times. As intelligent as she was, how could she not know what was going on?

This matter must be related to the young man in front of her, and also indirectly related to Taro Yanagi and the others, otherwise they wouldn't have run away directly.

As for the truth of the matter, she didn't want to pursue it, after all, she wasn't a victim.

"If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, would you dare to believe it?" The Ninth Elder looked at the three people in the hall who were continuously projectile defecating, marveling endlessly: "There are actually people in the world who can shit so earth-shatteringly and shockingly; as expected of the self-proclaimed number one super ancient mansion in the universe, incontinence, incontinence."

Fairy Qingyue couldn't help but laugh when she heard the Ninth Elder's sarcastic words, and said to the rune communicator: "Friends watching the live broadcast in the starry sky, I believe you have also seen it; the scene is beyond description! I, Qingyue, have never seen such a disgusting scene in my life; if I didn't want you to witness the whole process, I would have left long ago…"

"No, goddess, continue the live broadcast, we want to see it; this is a grand occasion!"

"Hahaha, although disgusting, the scene is too explosive, I like it a lot!"

"As expected of the higher-ups of the Tong Sheng Ancient Mansion, a feeling unlike any other; even shitting can be so earth-shattering!"

"This is a legend, this is a miracle! Since ancient times, who can compare with them? In the field of shitting, they have absolutely pioneered an unprecedented path, broken ancient records, and are destined to be recorded in history, stinking for eternity!"

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At this time, the elders and protectors of the Myriad Worlds Ancient Academy all focused their gazes on Jun Wuxie, with a strange meaning.