Chapter 345 Put your stinky socks in his mouth!
"Hahaha......."
When he thought about how anxious Ohnoki would be after receiving the news, Yan couldn't help but laugh:
"It seems that someone has unexpectedly given us a surprise. Ohnoki never expected that he would be defeated by a general.
"Send someone to inform the ANBU people and ask them to leave a small team to continue investigating the intelligence of the Grass Ninja Village and collect all kinds of valuable information. Everyone else will return to the village."
With Kurotsuchi and Deidara in hand, Yan no longer cares about the little shrimp in Kusanagi Village.
What he needs to face is Ohnoki.
Let me run to your Iwa Ninja Village and toss back and forth. It's quite fun, right? Now it's your turn, Ohnoki, to run around in various ways.
Thinking about Onoki's age, he still had to run around and go to Konoha to ask for help for his granddaughter and disciples, and the smile on Hiko's face became even brighter.
"Take our guests and return to the village. We must prepare ourselves for the arrival of the Tsuchikage."
Without the matter of Deidara and Kurotsuchi, Hiko would definitely go directly to the Grass Ninja Village and take care of the matters in the Grass Ninja Village first.
But Deidara and Kurotsuchi came to the door themselves, so the shit in Kusakunin Village was nothing.
Take it easy first, just collect the intelligence, wait for a move, and then deal with them.
It's just a grasshopper on a rope, it can't escape.
With Deidara and Kurotsuchi in hand, Hiko would definitely look down on those little shrimps in the Grass Ninja Village.
"yes."
The group of people followed Yan and accelerated their pace. They needed to leave the Kingdom of Earth as soon as possible and leave the sphere of influence of the Iwa Ninja Village.
Anyway, Deidara and Kurotsuchi were not captured by Hiko on purpose. No matter how big the reaction of the Iwa Ninja Village was, Hiko was not afraid of confronting them.
Your disciple and granddaughter came to provoke me and attack me as a guest. How should you, Ohnoki, settle this debt?
Doesn't that sound good?
Okay, let's put it another way. The future of your Iwa Ninja Village is in my hands. What price do you, Onoki, plan to pay to redeem this person?
If you don't speak nicely and move quickly, I will keep you here!
It just so happens that both of them have good talents. After being cultivated, they will definitely become unique figures.
Anyway, I, Uchiha Yan, have many ways to control them and ensure that they become Konoha's people honestly, but I'm afraid that you, Onoki, won't be able to let go.
What a twist.
Yan looked back in the direction of Iwa Ninja Village, and the more he thought about it, the more he wanted to laugh.
Ohnoki, just wait, our battle has just begun.
Deidara and Kurotsuchi left the village quietly, and no one in the Iwa Ninja Village noticed them.
And if the person falls into his hands, Yan will definitely not take it with great fanfare.
Speed up the journey, return to Konoha as soon as possible, bypass the border garrison of Iwa Ninja Village, and keep them in the dark first.
After returning to the village, slowly notify Ohnoki and give him a surprise.
As for the Grass Ninja Village, take your time and let the bullets fly for a while.
The Tsuchikage is very busy, and Onoki's working status is similar to that of the Third Hokage.
The Third Hokage was unwilling to delegate his power, but Onoki couldn't let it go.
So he didn't have much time to accompany his granddaughter Kurotsuchi and teach his disciple Deidara.
In addition, Deidara's personality was somewhat rebellious, and Kurotsuchi liked to follow him around, which resulted in the brothers and sisters often disappearing for long periods of time.
Therefore, Deidara and Kurotsuchi were nowhere to be seen, and the people in the village didn't pay much attention. They didn't even notify Onoki, the Tsuchikage.
Two days later, Yan and his men secretly returned to the village through the hidden ANBU passage.
Deidara and Kurotsuchi were placed directly in the police department prison.
This is Uchiha territory, all Uchiha people are here, and it is one of the least likely places in Konoha to have spies and traitors.
In addition, the Police Department Prison usually only imprisoned some people with minor crimes. No one would have thought that Yan would imprison two such important people here.
"Damn it, you're so cunning, you actually used illusions to control me!! Uchihahiko, if you have the guts, let me go and have a fight with me!!!"
After being locked up, Deidara was still talking harshly, and was controlled by Shisui's genjutsu in a daze, and was then arrested.
Deidara expressed dissatisfaction.
I'm being controlled before I even take action. It's disgusting. I don't accept it. I don't accept it.
Looking at Deidara who was yelling, Yan raised his fingers at the person at the door.
"Elder."
The other party was stunned for a moment and quickly walked into Dalaoli.
"Take off your shoes."
Yan pointed to his feet.
"ah?"
The clan members who were called in by Yan were confused and couldn't figure out what their elders wanted to do.
But when Yan asked him to take off his shoes, he had no choice but to do so.
"Uchiha Seiryu, you are such a weirdo."
Watching the other person take off his shoes, Yan couldn't help but stroke his forehead.
He is probably the only one in the entire Uchiha who wears ninja combat shoes with a pair of socks underneath, and he doesn't know where he learned this habit.
Good thing I have socks.
"..."
Elder, what's wrong with me?
Uchiha Seiryu looked aggrieved.
"Don't look at me like that. Put your stinky socks in his mouth and ask him to calm down. Can you do that?"
"What?"
A chorus of exclamations resounded in the prison.
Deidara looked shocked. He couldn't believe that Yan would let people stuff stinky socks into his mouth just to make himself quieter. This was simply insulting! !
An insult to oneself.
Uchiha Xingliu was secretly surprised.
This person's identity is not simple. Is it appropriate to just stuff his smelly socks?
"Follow it, or I'll put it in your mouth."
Yan narrowed his eyes and stared at him.
It's up to you to decide, either stuff it in your mouth, or put it in your mouth. If you have any special hobbies, just pretend I didn't tell you.
"...Hmm~~"
The next second, Uchiha Seiryu stuffed the smelly socks into Deidara's mouth like lightning.
He was even worried that Deidara would push the sock out with his tongue, so he quickly took off the other sock and stuffed it in together.
Damn, it stinks so bad. Fortunately, I didn’t put it in my own mouth.
Uchiha Seiryu, who already had stinky feet, glanced at Deidara sympathetically.
Boy, please bear with me, I only wear socks as a last resort because of my smelly feet, and it gives you an advantage.
"Woooooo~~~"
Deidara's eyes were bulging, almost bursting out, his face turned red and he kept shaking his head, making whining sounds.
Snot and tears flowed down his face, all of which were smoked by the socks in his mouth.
"It's not bad. Use some tape to stick it on so it doesn't fall out.
I don't care what method you use, just keep him quiet and if he behaves well, take the socks out. "
Patting Uchiha Seiryu's shoulder, Yan strode out of the prison and came to the holding room on the other side.
Kurotsuchi and Deidara were imprisoned separately to prevent them from engaging in small tricks.
Compared to Deidara who was yelling, Kurotsuchi acted calmly.
Even the old god is sitting on the chair. It would be better if his hands are not tied.
"Hey hey hey, you must have wanted to start a war between the two villages, but you actually captured me and brought me to Konoha."
Seeing Yan walking in, Kurotsuchi couldn't stop opening his mouth.
Yan looked her over and asked with a smile:
"Your senior brother couldn't stop talking, so I asked someone to stuff a pair of smelly socks into him. Do you want to experience it?"
"...."
Kurotsuchi twitched the corner of his mouth, shut up quickly, and made a zipper motion with his hand to indicate that he would keep quiet.
"very good."
Kurotsuchi is very self-conscious, and Yan nodded with satisfaction. He likes this kind of girl who is good at cooperating.
Unlike Deidara, there is no push at all.
When he arrived on Konoha's territory, he dared to yell and scream, not letting him taste the fresh smelly socks. He didn't even know how to write the word "quiet".
"Be quiet, otherwise I will give you to the Sandaime as my little wife."
"Hey, hey, hey, why?"
Kurotsuchi lost his composure and shouted:
"Do you people in Konoha have such strange habits?
I haven't grown up yet!
Besides, isn't your Sandaime Hokage a bad old man? Why? "
Give me to a bad old man to be your wife?
Kurotsuchi couldn't help but shudder when he thought of that scene, it was so terrifying.
"Many girls around your age are already married. Isn't this normal in the ninja world?"
Seeing Kurotsuchi's big reaction, Yan couldn't help but be amused.
If the Third Hokage knew about this, I'm afraid he would be severely shocked. What a shame, old man?
Not a bad description.
"Tch, don't scare me. Besides, you won't do such a thing. Anyway, I still have value. You won't do anything to me. I just keep quiet."
An ordinary girl would turn pale with fear upon hearing such a threat.
It's a pity that Kurotsuchi is not an ordinary girl. She is very smart and her knowledge is not comparable to that of ordinary girls.
She has use value. As long as the use value is not drained out, Yan will not do anything to her. At most, it will only scare her.
"I like smart people."
Yan snapped his fingers and nodded with satisfaction.
Kurotsuchi smiled strangely:
"How about you ask my grandpa not to take me back, and I'll marry you. It just so happens that you are handsome, the elder of Uchiha, and the assistant of Konoha's Hokage."
"..."
Me.
Are all girls today so wild?
Yan couldn't help being stunned.
Looking at Kurotsuchi who raised his eyebrows proudly, he bared his teeth and poked her in the forehead:
"You have beautiful thoughts. Just like you, Konoha will grab a lot of them. They want breasts but not breasts, and they want butts but not butts."
"What's the meaning?"
Kurotsuchi couldn't laugh anymore.
Although she is still a young girl, she still cares about things that women worry about.
"What it means on the surface is that you look like a bean sprout. Do you understand? Besides, you don't look good."
After giving Kurotsuchi a gritty evaluation, Yan left with satisfaction.
Make you wild!
There are ways to deal with you. Don't think that because your grandfather is called Ohnoki, you can be unscrupulous and make fun of me?
It's really yours.
"Uchihahiko, come back here and tell me clearly, who do you think is the bean sprout?"
Such words were undoubtedly extremely lethal to a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl, and Kurotsuchi immediately became furious.
Although I haven’t bloomed yet, I can’t describe it as bean sprouts! !
"Uchihahiko!!!"
Exploded, completely furious, Kurotsuchi didn't care about any warnings from Quiet or Not Quiet, she wanted Yanhui to come and make things clear.
It's a pity that Yan didn't have time to talk to him.
After locking the person up, he left the police department and came to the Hokage's office building.
The ANBU people had reported the news of his return to Tsunade, who was also sitting in the office waiting for him.
"Did you capture Onoki's granddaughter and disciple?"
As soon as she entered the door, Tsunade couldn't help but ask.
[Today it’s still 3,000 words per chapter! Free power generation for a walk, okay?]
