Chapter 46 Iruka: Where does this madness come from? He actually said he was Naruto's parent!

At the door of the lounge, Jiraiya, who was originally smiling, suddenly fell into embarrassment.

Because of what happened yesterday, Quan's impression of Jiraiya has become negative, so naturally he won't look good on him.

Even the title became "Pervert-sama".

I, the Toad Immortal, may not be able to save my face.

Jiraiya looked up at the sky speechlessly.

"What's up?"

Yan walked out of the lounge and looked Jiraiya up and down. The smell of alcohol was gone, his beard was shaved, and his messy hair was rarely cleaned up, making him look much better.

But what Yan doesn't understand is that you have already made it this far, Jiraiya, why can't you change your tattered clothes?

A set of clothes isn't worth a lot of money.

"Ahaha, I was talking about you yesterday, why has it changed today?"

Jiraiya laughed, trying not to make eye contact with Izumi.

Quan's look of disgust and disgust made him feel uncomfortable all over.

"If you want me to speak in this tone, I don't mind satisfying you!"

Yan raised his eyebrows and emphasized his tone.

"...."

Jiraiya became anxious:

"No, it's fine as it is. I feel like we get along very well and we should be friends. Don't call me "adult" or "you". It sounds awkward to me."

As he spoke, he winked at Yan.

"How about finding a place to talk?"

"Can."

Hiko took Jiraiya and left the police department. As for being friends, let's forget about it.

As for the relationship between Uchiha and the village, being friends with high-level officials would make people laugh to death if word spread about it.

Just after leaving the police department, Jiraiya couldn't help it anymore.

"I came to you, actually, I want you to help me. I want to stay in the village for a while to make up for my debt to Naruto, but I don't know what children like, and there is no one in the village who is compatible with me. , so I had to find you."

From Jiraiya's point of view, Hiko who mocks him in all kinds of ways, is sarcastic, and talks with guns and sticks is far more pleasing to the eye than those guys who treat him respectfully.

So he came looking for help.

Jiraiya knows what ordinary children need. Even if he doesn't understand, he can just ask and find someone to learn from.

It's a pity that Naruto is not an ordinary child.

Jiraiya thought about it and had no choice but to recruit reinforcements. When he couldn't find a suitable candidate, he approached the police department.

I'm so convinced that I came here for such a stupid thing.

Yan glanced sideways with disgust:

"The best way to get along with Naruto is to change your clothes and go directly to the school teacher.

Talk to Naruto in front of the teacher and tell him that you are his father's teacher and a very close relative. You were on a mission outside before, but now you are back and want to live with him. "

"Then take Naruto, who is crying, to buy some new clothes, take him to eat some delicious food, stay with him, and tell him some stories."

"Then what."

Jiraiya scratched his head anxiously.

Yan slapped his grabbing hand away in disgust.

"What's the matter? Now that we're talking about this, you still don't understand?

Compared with material vacancies, what Naruto needs more is the company of his family.

His heart is empty. As long as you accompany him instead of his parents and give him the warmth of home and relatives, he will feel happy. "

Naruto is a simple-minded child who doesn't need much, but unfortunately no one can give it to him.

It's also a good thing that Jiraiya can come back early.

In the original book, when Jiraiya came back, Naruto had grown up, which directly caused Jiraiya to ignore many things.

"It's that simple?"

"if not."

"You can take care of the rest by yourself. Don't come to me if you have nothing to do. Otherwise, I will be under surveillance again, which will annoy me to death."

"...."

Half an hour later, in a clothing store in the business district, Jiraiya put on new clothes and turned around to ask:

"Yan, how do you like these clothes?"

"Very good, perfect..."

This sense of choosing clothes is simply outrageous.

Yan even wanted to cover his face and run away, pretending not to recognize him.

With this outfit on, you might as well just go see Naruto in your old clothes.

Hiko couldn't stand it anymore and could only help Jiraiya choose a set of clothes, and by the way, he also packed some for Naruto. He then went to the barbecue restaurant, booked a private room, and then went straight to the ninja school.

In the office, the teacher is looking at the homework submitted by the students.

As a result, the office door was pushed open forcefully, and the teacher was startled.

"Hello teacher, I am Uzumaki Naruto's parent. I would like to meet him. Please let him come to the office."

What the hell?

Looking at Jiraiya who roughly opened the door and made a rude request, the teacher looked confused.

Uzumaki Naruto's parents?

You seem to be teasing me! !

Iruka, who knew Naruto's life most clearly, already had the urge to call the Anbu and the police department.

Where did this lunatic come from? He actually said that he was Naruto's parent. Why didn't you say that you were Naruto's grandfather?

"Please get out and don't make such a joke in the ninja school, otherwise I will call someone."

With a straight face, Iruka scolded Jiraiya right away.

"I......."

Jiraiya wanted to explain, but the angry Iruka didn't give him a chance at all.

"What are you!"

Iruka still taught him:

"You're not ashamed of yourself. You actually came to the ninja school to make such a joke. Believe it or not, I'll call the police department to arrest you. Just give me..."

After cursing, Iruka noticed Hiko, who was leaning against the door frame and laughing with a stomach ache.

He blinked and thought about it.

Isn't this guy from the police department?

"I am really Uzumaki Naruto's parent!!!"

Jiraiya is about to collapse, so I have a deceptive face?

Why is it that no one believes the truth?

"Nonsense."

Iruka still didn't believe it.

"Hahaha......."

Yan already laughed, this was so funny.

You're laughing your ass off! !

Jiraiya, with a dark face, wanted to strangle Hiko to death.

Taking a deep breath, he could only continue to explain:

"My name is Jiraiya, and Naruto's father is my disciple, so I am really his relative.

If you don't believe it, you can ask him. He is the squad leader of the police department. He can testify for me. If you don't believe the Uchiha people, you can go to the Hokage's office building and ask. "

"Jiraiya...sir?"

Iruka was dubious.

The Sannin had been away from the village for so long that many new ninjas were unfamiliar with them, and Iruka was one of them.

Although I am not familiar with it, I have at least seen photos and portraits.

They are all talented students who come out of the Ninja School. Even if they are relatively weak at first, the Ninja School will still promote them.

No, Iruka looked back blankly at the photos on the wall of his office.

Compared with the photo, although he looks a bit older, at least the other characteristics are consistent.

Did I just spray Jiraiya-sama?