Chapter 822: Rubbing Moves
"Goofy! I didn't mean to hit you!"
Although his body was out of control, Jiang Feng's consciousness was still clear and he was so anxious that he almost shed tears.
"I know, otherwise I wouldn't have used such a crappy move, which is not even half of your normal level."
No one is more familiar with his girlfriend's martial arts than Gao Fei. He can easily dodge the "Sun Fist" and "Flying Wind Combo" and still have the energy to turn around and remind Ma Tao and others:
"You guys, stop watching the show here. Go and arrest the ape angel, don't let him escape!"
"Okay Brother Fei, you two parents-in-law, please take your time and play! Take your time, otherwise Master Jiang will punish you by kneeling on the keyboard tonight."
Ma Tao saw that Gao Fei was doing everything with ease, and his anxious heart fell back into his stomach. He made a joke and took his sister to help Qi Tian and Wang Daqing deal with the still stubborn Ape Angel.
"Son of a bitch! Who are you calling 'lame'?"
Gao Fei's unintentional words deeply hurt little Jacob's self-esteem. He sat in front of the computer screen and rubbed the handle with gritted teeth.
"I was just familiar with the character's moves and abilities, and now I'm starting to put them into practice! Just wait and see, you'll have something good to look at!"
As he said that, he controlled Jiang Feng to activate the "Flying Step", accelerated towards Gao Fei, pressed the ○ key (heavy attack) repeatedly, and launched a flurry of blows with his stick.
Realizing that Gao Fei had avoided the blow that hit his head and face, little Jacob's face twitched slightly, and he pressed the All light martial arts have their own attack advantages.
↓→+X key (light attack): Sun Fist
↓→+○ key (heavy attack): Searing radiance
Little Jacob controlled Jiang Feng and continuously used magnificent martial arts skills, but he still couldn't touch the hem of Gao Fei's clothes with a full agility attribute.
Avoiding the "Scorching Glory", Gao Fei smiled and comforted his depressed girlfriend: "Fortunately, the guy who controls you doesn't know you well enough to show your true ability, so it's relatively easy to avoid him."
"That's right, that rat hiding in the gutter is completely wasting my energy!"
Jiang Feng couldn't control his limbs, but he could control his mouth and retaliate against little Jacob with vicious taunts.
"He must have never practiced martial arts. He was the kind of loser who was bullied by bad boys in school. Not to mention his fighting experience, he can't beat the simplest computer in arcade games."
"Shet! What the hell are you talking about?!"
Little Jacob in the bunker was completely irritated. He used the handle crazily to use his ultimate move: ↓→↓→+○ key (heavy attack).
Jiang Feng noticed that the true energy in his body was gathering into his palms, which were already slightly hot. His expression suddenly changed and he hurriedly reminded his boyfriend to get out of the way.
Gao Fei flipped sideways, narrowly avoiding the oncoming Yang Yan Palm, and raced against time to switch out "Monk Mask" + "Berserker Mask", roared and activated "Berserk", and rushed towards his girlfriend with bare hands.
Little Jacob felt a little uneasy when he saw his rare active attack. He quickly controlled Jiang Feng to raise the iron rod with both hands and put into a defensive posture.
Real-life fighting is not an arcade fighting game. This taken-for-granted strategy completely exposed little Jacob's weakness of lack of actual combat experience.
Jiang Feng couldn't stand it anymore. He felt that this guy had completely ruined his human capabilities. He couldn't help but sigh:
"How can there be such an idiot like you in the world? If you don't run away quickly at this time, why don't you guard against a hammer? What a hell if you can guard against it!"
She could guess what would happen next without even looking.
Bang!
Gao Fei stomped on the ground, and a strong shock wave spread to Jiang Feng's feet along the ground, knocking her down.
In the bunker, little Jacob was stunned for a moment in front of the screen, and quickly pushed the joystick, trying to control Jiang Feng to stand up.
However, Gao Fei had already rushed forward, hugging his girlfriend tightly with his arms and pressing her down.
At this time, he has added 10 points of free attributes to strength, and the strength attribute is as high as 25. Together with the "Proficient Grappling" feat, he has proven countless times in the martial arts field and in bed that this is the best tactic to subdue Jiang Nvxia. Not happy to try.
Little Jacob shook the joystick desperately, but was unable to free Jiang Feng from Gao Fei's grasp. He had to give up controlling Jiang Feng and pressed the L1 button of the controller again to switch the control target of "Hand of God" back to the ape angel.
Ape Angel has been knocked down by Ma Tao, Qi Tian, and Wang Daqing, and was also hit by Ma Yun's "dizziness". He lay on the ground holding his head and groaning.
Ma Yun took out a nylon cable from the astrolabe and planned to activate the cable with a spell to tie up the violent gorilla.
At this moment, Angel Angel, who had clearly lost his fighting power, suddenly jumped up, raised the machine gun, aimed at Gao Fei and Jiang Feng and pulled the trigger.
Gao Fei was about to help Jiang Feng up when he suddenly saw the black hole of a gun pointing at him. His scalp went numb and he quickly rolled on the spot with his girlfriend in his arms, narrowly dodging the machine gun fire.
"Bitch man and woman! You will all die today, no one can escape!"
Little Jacob, who was born single, became increasingly angry when he saw Gao Fei disregarding his own danger to rescue his girlfriend. The remote-controlled ape angel turned his gun and chased Gao Fei and Jiang Feng and fired wildly.
The muzzle fire spattered in all directions, and the bullets hit the grass like raindrops against the clothes of the two men. There was a popping sound, the sand was flying, and danger was everywhere for a moment!
"Tinwé!"
At the critical moment, Ma Yun waved her hand and scattered "glitter dust".
The sudden burst of bright light stung Ape Angel's eyes.
At the same time, Qi Tian also activated the magic power of the "Hidden Mist Ring" and created a large thick fog, blocking the ape angel's vision.
The blinding light and the fog covered the Ape Angel, who was covered with double debuffs, but he continued to shoot.
What was even more unbelievable was that the monster had his eyes closed and was crying, but the accuracy of the machine gun was not affected at all!
Instead, the SWAT officers' vision was obstructed by the thick fog. Gao Fei, Jiang Feng, Qi Tian and Ma Tao were all hit by a burst of machine gun bullets that came through the fog and were injured one after another.
Fortunately, everyone was wearing enchanted astral riot suits and had a "bulletproof barrier" to protect their bodies, which offset most of the kinetic energy of the machine gun bullets. They were not seriously injured, but they were scared!
"It's just a ghost!" Qi Tian covered his shoulder that was scratched by the bullet and exclaimed, "The gorilla can't see me, how can it hit me?"
"Xiaotian, stop talking!"
Wang Daqing slapped a "holy treatment" on Qi Tian's shoulder and said in a low voice: "The ape angel may have very keen hearing and can judge the direction based on the sound we make!"
In order to verify his guess, Comrade Lao Wang raised his big shield and deliberately roared to attract the attention of the ape angel.
The ape angel turned to him and fired.
Wang Daqing blocked and bounced the oncoming bullet back. At the same time, he ran straight to the ape angel and used the big shield as a weapon to hit it hard.
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