Chapter 295
The Queens.
Spider-Man was really fascinated by Deadpool's fighting style.
Not only did he defeat the enemy easily.
He also had the leisure to talk nonsense.
Isn't this simply the perfect fighting style in his imagination?
Spider-Man decided.
Next.
He had to watch it frame by frame.
He had to imprint every scene of Deadpool in his mind.
He tried to become like Deadpool as soon as possible.
.......
Stark Tower.
Tony looked at Deadpool's fighting style.
He couldn't help but think of Spider-Man, who was very similar to him.
He was also the type who fought while talking like him.
Tony couldn't help but feel a headache.
If one day in the future.
Deadpool joins their team.
That would be really annoying for them.
.......
【After dealing with the enemy on the right. 】
【The next moment. 】
【Deadpool rushed forward in the hail of bullets. 】
【He flipped over and jumped down. 】
【Deadpool came to the enemy's abdomen and found a car as a cover. 】
【And at this time. 】
【It seems that the goddess of fate is also favoring Deadpool. 】
【The enemy who had been shooting with a machine gun suddenly jammed! 】
【Deadpool was very happy when he heard that the other party suddenly stopped moving. 】
【Immediately raised his head to observe where the enemy was. 】
【And the enemy saw that the bullet was jammed. 】
【He quickly changed the magazine. 】
【Then he stood up and shot at Deadpool at the other end of the car. 】
【Pah pah pah. ]
[The car window was blown out instantly. ]
[Deadpool quickly lowered his body. ]
[The enemy saw that he could not kill Deadpool even though he fired at him at such a close distance. ]
[He just felt very angry. ]
[He quickly ran to the other side of the car. ]
[Just when he was about to shoot Deadpool in the head. ]
[He saw Deadpool lying on the sofa watching a movie on weekend movie night. ]
[It seemed that he didn't care about his arrival at all. ]
[The enemy became even angrier. ]
[He pulled the trigger and was about to shoot Deadpool in the head. ]
[But I don't know why. ]
[It was as if the goddess of fate was favoring Deadpool. ]
[This damn machine gun jammed again! ]
[Deadpool naturally noticed the other party's situation. ]
[Lying on the ground, holding his head with his hand, he said: Someone didn't count well~
Six! 】
【After saying that, he raised his left hand. 】
【A bullet shot straight at the enemy's head. 】
【The enemy died instantly. 】
........
Inside the rental house.
Deadpool looked at the description of him on the screen.
He couldn't help but smile.
The favor of the goddess of fate?
Deadpool felt that it should be the goddess of death.
Ever since he gained super self-healing ability.
He felt that he was favored by the goddess of death.
No matter how serious the injury was, he would not die.
Moreover, no matter how powerful the enemy was, unexpected accidents would happen to the enemy.
Sometimes.
Even Deadpool didn't have to do anything.
The enemy would die inexplicably.
So.
Rather than saying that he was favored by the goddess of fate.
It's better to say that he was loved by the goddess of death.
I don't know.
If death had a physical body.
What would she look like?
.......
【With a close-range headshot. 】
【The enemy's brain even exploded. 】
【Flying to the ground, it looked disgusting. 】
【At the other end. 】
【The two enemies saw that Deadpool was so good at close combat, so they wanted to use long-range attacks to see if it would work. 】
【So, one of the enemies pulled the ring of the grenade. 】
【He was about to throw it in the direction of Deadpool. 】
【Deadpool saw this. 】
【Walked out of the car shelter. 】
【He calmly fired a shot at the guy who threw the grenade. 】
【The bullet happened to hit the grenade in the enemy's hand. 】
【There was a loud bang. 】
【A huge explosion accompanied by flames appeared on the overpass. 】
【The car closest to the explosion was scrapped on the spot. 】
【Even the glass of the car next to Deadpool was shattered by the huge shock wave. 】
【And those two enemies had already turned into two firemen
. ]
[Deadpool looked at his combat results and thought in his heart. ]
[If these two firemen were placed in the X Academy, they would definitely be very popular with Professor X. ]
[Thinking so, Deadpool danced wildly on the overpass. ]
[Just as Deadpool was imitating Michael Jackson and preparing to do a hip thrust. ]
[Da Da Da. ]
[A bullet accurately hit Deadpool's anus! ]
[Deadpool fell to the ground instantly. ]
[Seems to have no breath. ]
[After a few seconds. ]
[The man who just shot Deadpool's anus, holding a machine gun, approached carefully. ]
[Aiming at the extremely sexy and enchanting butt wrapped in a red suit, preparing to shoot again. ]
[Suddenly. ]
[Deadpool said - Four! ]
[Then. ]
[Raised the pistol from between his legs, aimed at the enemy's head, and fired a single shot. ]
[Bang! ]
[The enemy fell to the ground instantly. ]
[After seeing the enemy being dealt with by himself. ]
[Deadpool screamed in pain, covered his anus, and slowly stood up. ]
[Then, he came to the man who had already fallen to the ground and had just shot his anus. ]
[Bang! ]
[Fired two shots in a row. ]
[Deadpool: Three! Two!
So stupid!
But it was really worth it!!! ]
[The next moment. ]
[Three more enemies shot at him. ]
[Deadpool dodged and cursed himself for being an idiot. ]
[Now there are three enemies, but he only has one bullet left. ]
[It seems that he needs to show his real skills. ]
[Then. ]
[He jumped into the air. ]
[He did a 360-degree Thomas turn. ]
[There was a snap. ]
[Deadpool pulled the trigger. ]
[The bullet shot out. ]
[It pierced through the heads of the three men at once. ]
[After doing all this, Deadpool faced the camera and took a deep breath of the smoke from his two guns. ]
[Then, he exhaled with great enjoyment. ]
[Deadpool: I'm going to touch myself tonight!
Cool! ]
[After doing all this. ]
[Deadpool walked towards the enemy's vehicle while jumping. ]
[Deadpool: Francis! Francis.......
What the hell! ]
[Deadpool opened the car door, but found that his enemy Francis was not inside. ]
[Deadpool shouted: Where the hell are you!!! Francis!!! ]
[At this time. ]
[There was a noise behind Deadpool. ]
[The third man who had just shot three people slowly got up. ]
[Deadpool looked back. ]
[So. ]
[Because the impact of the bullet is limited. ]
[So the three people's heads were not actually blown up just now. ]
[The bullet only slightly embedded itself into the forehead of the last person. ]
[That person did not die on the spot. ]
[The man with a bullet in his forehead was seen. ]
[He pulled the bullet with the blood of the two people in front of him out of his forehead. ]
[Next. ]
[He rolled up his sleeves. ]
[He swore that he would tear this damned Deadpool into pieces!! ]
[Deadpool: Really? Not really!
Sleeves rolled up! ? ? ? ]
[Next. ]
[The man with the blood on his forehead pulls out two sharp knives from his waistband and prepares to fight Deadpool in close combat. ]
[Deadpool is not in a hurry. ]
[He pulls out two knives from his back. ]
[He stabs the man directly through the body. ]
[He raises them above. ]
[The two knives form an X shape. ]
[At this time, Deadpool's voice rings out. ]
[You may be thinking, my boyfriend said this is a superhero movie.
But the man in red just skewered the other guy!
Okay.
I may be super.
But I'm not a hero.
And, yes, technically, what I'm doing now is murder.
But some beautiful love stories start with murder.
And this is indeed a love story.
To make it clear, I have to take you back to before I wore this red stretch suit. ]
[The voiceover ends. 】
【The camera stays on the butt with a hole. 】
.......
The Stark Tower.
Tony heard this.
His eyes lit up.
Next, is the origin story of Deadpool going to be told?
He is looking forward to it very much!
Judging from Deadpool's series of performances just now
.
The other party should have the same super self-healing ability as Killian's desperate virus.
Otherwise, he would not have been blasted in the ass.
Nothing happened.
Tony has always been very concerned about the ability to heal himself.
Because the previous video mentioned that his old friend Colonel Rhodes would be paralyzed in the future.
If he does not rely on machines, he will not be able to walk normally.
Although they made some assumptions after watching the video.
Under normal circumstances.
Colonel Rhodes's lower limb paralysis will not occur.
But, there is always a chance.
If there is any accident.
If Colonel Rhodes is paralyzed in the lower limbs again.
They still have to make preparations as soon as possible.
This style of preparing in advance is exactly Tony's style of doing things.
Therefore, there are many anti-Team America armor, anti-Thor armor, anti-Odin armor, etc. in his file column.
It is to prepare for a rainy day.
And before.
He proposed to study the Extremis virus to make it stable and prevent the injected person from exploding when using it.
But according to the research in recent days.
It seems that the effect is not very good.
So.
Tony thought that maybe he could find another answer from Deadpool.
Thinking like this.
Tony looked up at the screen.
Looking forward to the origin story of Deadpool.
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