Chapter 670 - 670 Number One

670 Number One
[I don’t think so. This should be fine. I have to say that my heart is still trembling. I heard them talk about a lot of knowledge just now. Now, I feel that I can do many things wherever I go with the surrounding grass, trees, mud, and so on. In the past, I only felt that they were useless. Now, I feel that I was so stupid in the past. Indeed, if humans can’t do it, they shouldn’t blame the road for being unfair. This sentence makes sense. Sigh!]

[What a joke. With their knowledge, you can even find a way to live in the desert for a few years.]

[The desert is a little too much. I’ve seen many desert survival videos. It’s quite difficult to find a water source. Putting anything else aside, it’s indeed quite difficult.]

[I think so too. The desert is a little too big. Look at the many resources in the forest. They’re all building bamboo rafts and houses over there. There’s also contestant Number 22 who’s even more f*cking awesome. She simply created an automatic hunting machine made of bamboo slices. I’m f*cking dumbfounded. My mother asked me why I was kneeling on the ground while watching a video.]

[I saw it too. The key is that this was actually explained by Ye Chan and the national little brother. It’s ridiculous. They’re top-notch. The contestant cut the bamboo in half and dug out a concave shape before bending it. Its temporary malleability to form a resilient elasticity. Then, he tied two strong vines on both sides. As long as the prey triggers the mechanism, the vines on this side will drop. Then, the bamboo will bounce out like a spring! It’s enough to smash the prey to death. I just saw Contestant Number 22 smash two wild rabbits to death. I think that there’s hope for him to obtain this year’s championship.]

[What the f*ck is going on? I was wondering why contestant Number 22 was chopping bamboo when I first saw him. It was only when I saw the trap take shape that I understood. In the end, Ye Chan and the national little brother explained it when contestant Number 22 first started. They said that it was a spring-type heavy hammer trap and even praised contestant Number 22’s ideas. I’m really f*cking convinced. It’s too impressive and awesome!]

[It’s true! This is the most impressive commentary I’ve ever seen. No wonder they didn’t participate in the competition. How can the other contestants survive if they want to participate? The two of them can book the entire island. They can create fully automatic hunting traps and automatically collect fresh water when they land. They’re really impressive.]

[I feel like they’re all retired professional players. (Crying from laughter) (Crying from laughter) (Crying from laughter) They’re too awesome. They know too much. They understand the knowledge that many contestants don’t even have. It’s too terrifying.]

[I also think it’s terrifying, but speaking of which, ever since I watched Wild and Gentle Village, I’ve felt that watching foreign survival programs is boring. The Chinese are still the smartest. They can always play some new tricks. This spring-shaped heavy hammer trap has honestly stunned me. I’m prepared to learn it and take it to the mountains to hunt.]

[You’re really torturing me. You might get caught. If you accidentally smash a golden pheasant to death, you can forget about coming out for the rest of your life. You’ll just be shot to death. I’ll give you 200 yuan at most!]

[Hahaha, even the golden pheasant has been mentioned. That thing is a specially protected animal in the country. It shouldn’t be that coincidental.]

[You never know. Just now, I saw a golden pheasant rooster on the deserted island and it was almost caught by contestant Number 76. He actually didn’t know that it could make him sit in prison for a long time. He even laughed out loud. In the end, the program team staff immediately ran up to him and caught it. Now, I think they heard that he had withdrawn from the competition and was even educated. Hahaha, I’m dying of laughter.]

[Hahaha, this person is really too much. I know at a glance that you can’t catch that thing. It’s so bright. If I see some especially bright birds in the wild, I know that I definitely can’t touch those birds. I usually only dare to catch sparrows.]

[The funniest thing was that when Ye Chan and the national little brother were explaining just now, they were still saying that the golden pheasant had actually come to join in the fun. They hoped that contestant Number 76 would release it quickly, but in the end, that guy set a trap. When he saw that it had fallen into the trap, he smiled and went over to pluck the feathers. Then, he was going to roast it with bamboo to eat. The salt and some spices were prepared. I still don’t understand where he got the spices from. Is he really too ruthless?]

[Pfft Hahaha, didn’t you see contestant Number 36 just now? Good lord, I f*cking praised him. He built a shed the moment he landed. Then, he didn’t even look for food and went straight to the tea tree. He really found it. Then, he picked the tea leaves and found a stone to use as a pot! He actually stir-fried the tea leaves!!! And now, he’s even brewing them! He’s sitting there drinking tea and fishing. I’m dying of laughter! Hahaha!!]

[It can’t be, right? How did he get so much freshwater?]

[You didn’t listen to Ye Chan and the national little brother’s explanation, right? Contestant Number 36 is a little strange. He knows a little about finding wells. Then, he used bamboo to make a small shovel and started digging. After a while, spring water came out. I’m dumbfounded. Isn’t he awesome?]

[If not for the commentators, I wouldn’t have known that he was looking for a well with two bamboo sticks in his hand. It was only when I heard the commentators that I knew that he was looking for a well. Damn it, is he here to survive? He’s here for a vacation, right!]

[Wow, even Ye Chan and the national little brother could tell that he was looking for a well. F*ck, this is too awesome!]

[They’re simply awesome. I’ve completely refreshed my worldview in today’s battle. I’ve also completely looked at the two of them in a different light. They’re really awesome.]

[Why do I feel that the director and the others seem to have experienced World War II? Why isn’t there any movement?]

[Hahaha, I’m dying of laughter. Can’t you see the emcee? He can’t even say anything. He can’t even answer. The commentary this time is too professional. He’s too amateur.]

[That emcee is indeed a little amateur, but he’s still quite good at hosting events.]

[The director and the others are stunned. What other movements could there be?]

[Pfft! Hahahaha!!]

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Just as the comments in the live-stream said, the director and the other staff were indeed scared silly. They did not expect Ye Chan and the national little brother to be so good at commentating. Moreover, they were all professionals. They were really too professional. Their professionalism made them feel inferior. Their faces were filled with guilt and shame.
They were originally in this kind of variety program team, but in the end, even they did not know much about this knowledge. Usually, they would skip the commentary if they could and just say some unimportant things.

The popularity was just passable. In the end, after Ye Chan and the national little brother arrived, the live-stream exploded and shook off the show that was originally in first place, occupying the top spot in the popularity rankings.