Chapter 850 How dare you tease me?
"This." Zhang Yu shook his head, he really couldn't think of anything.
"You're really stupid. Listen to what I'm telling you." Wen Qiong laughed and said proudly: "Everyone heard that the plot was exciting and touching, and it was also a story about a cute boy and a young couple, so they couldn't help but be tempted to buy tickets. Entering the venue. After a long wait, the picture finally appeared on the screen. I saw three big characters clearly typed on it. Hahahaha"
At this point, Wen Qiong couldn't help laughing. She leaned forward and backward, and after a long time she said: ""Calabash Baby". Hahahaha"
"Pfft" Zhang Yu burst into laughter.
The two of them laughed on the bed for a while, and then Zhang Yucai said: "Auntie, I really can't tell that you can still tell jokes."
"Who are you looking down on? Auntie just doesn't talk about it." Wen Qiong said with a proud smile.
She seemed to be very interested now and no longer felt tired, so she continued, "Auntie, I'll tell you one more thing."
"Okay." Zhang Yu said with a smile.
"There are three brothers hanging out together. I am reading a book, I am singing, and one is eating shit. Who is this person?" Wen Qiong asked with a smile.
"Me!" Zhang Yu said without even thinking.
"So it's you who is eating shit." Wen Qiong immediately laughed.
"Auntie, you're actually making fun of me." Zhang Yu didn't expect that Wen Qiong could do such a thing.
Wen Qiong smiled mischievously like a little girl and said, "You are stupid and you have to rely on others."
"You" Zhang Yu looked at Wen Qiong's proud look and suddenly thought of a joke in his mind.
He immediately said: "Auntie, let me tell you something."
"Boy, you must want revenge." Wen Qiong said with a smile.
"Do you want to listen?" Zhang Yu said deliberately.
"Okay, then I'll listen and see what tricks you can come up with." Wen Qiong smiled again.
Zhang Yu said seriously this time: "How many steps does it take to put an elephant in the refrigerator?"
"Three steps, open the refrigerator door, put the elephant in, and close the refrigerator door." Wen Qiong said disdainfully: "It's all cliché."
"Listen to me. How many steps does it take to put a giraffe in the refrigerator?" Zhang Yu said seriously again.
"Four steps." Wen Qiong said with disdain.
"Today is the Lion King's birthday. Only one animal is not going. Which one is it?" Zhang Yu was still serious.
"The giraffe is in the refrigerator." Wen Qiong said.
"A child fell into the crocodile pond. Why didn't the crocodile eat him?" Zhang Yu asked seriously again.
"This." Wen Qiong couldn't help but be startled when he heard this, because the joke he had seen in sketches before was not this long.
"Why?" Zhang Yu asked.
"I don't know." Wen Qiong shook his head.
"I went to celebrate the Lion King's birthday. How stupid." Zhang Yu said deliberately and proudly this time.
"What's the point? It's not funny at all." Wen Qiong said disdainfully.
"We haven't finished talking yet," Zhang Yu said seriously, "There were seven little turtles following their mother through the cave. Why did only six of them go through the cave? Where did the other one go?"
"I went to celebrate the Lion King's birthday." Wen Qiong answered quickly.
"No." Zhang Yu shook his head.
"Where did it go?" Wen Qiong asked curiously.
"That little turtle is listening to my story." Zhang Yu said with a smile this time.
"Listen to your story." Wen Qiong muttered, and immediately reacted. She raised her hand to one side and punched Zhang Yu in the chest, shouting: "You have rebelled against me, how dare you tease me?"
"I didn't." Zhang Yu smiled and received a slap.
Wen Qiong had no intention of stopping, and then shouted again: "Why not! What did you do with that little turtle just now?"
"It's just a joke." Zhang Yu still smiled playfully.
"Now you are so brave, you dare to make fun of me," Wen Qiong said, twisting Zhang Yu's body without any force, just like scratching an itch.
"It was you who made fun of me first," Zhang Yu said, pretending to be aggrieved.
"I'm going to make fun of you, but you can't make fun of me." Wen Qiong simply jumped onto Zhang Yu's lap this time, put both hands together, and twisted Zhang Yu hard.
"Ouch... Ouch..." Zhang Yu immediately cried out in pain and said aggrievedly. "Isn't that reasonable?"
"I am the reason, can you talk to me?" Wen Qiong arrogantly grabbed Zhang Yu's ribs with both hands. The flesh at that location could be softened.
"Hey, only the state officials are allowed to set fires, and the people are not allowed to light lamps." Zhang Yu tried to parry with both hands, but he did not dare to use force.
"I am a state official, so why don't you light a lamp?" Wen Qiong said, suddenly reaching out to pinch Zhang Yu's nose.
Zhang Yu subconsciously dodged and turned his head to the side. Wen Qiong was also unable to hold back in time. He grabbed the air with his hand and even stretched it.
"Ouch."
Her body leaned forward, but fortunately there was the bedside in front of her. Wen Qiong's hand was directly on the bedside, looking very embarrassed.
"Auntie, are you okay?" Zhang Yu quickly asked with concern after hearing Wen Qiong's cry of pain.
"You kid rebelled and you dared to hide," Wen Qiong said, raising her head.
When they raised their heads, their eyes met. Wen Qiong's heart suddenly trembled, and her pink cheeks became even hotter. She couldn't help but regret in her heart, why she and Zhang Yu were having such a crazy fight, it was really outrageous.
However, the fun just now made her feel particularly interesting, as if she was suddenly back to her youth, so carefree. For a moment, she didn't know what to do.
Zhang Yu also looked at her. To be honest, although Wen Qiong is a milf, she really can't tell her true age. She looks like she is in her thirties. Even if she was with Pan Yun on weekdays, some people would believe her if she said she was Pan Yun's sister.
At this moment, Wen Qiong did not have her head tied up as usual. When she was acting crazy, her hair was a little messy.
Seeing this appearance, Zhang Yu's heart trembled at first, and then he felt embarrassed. He wanted to ask Wen Qiong to go aside, but it was a bit hard to speak. After all, the person's identity and age are there, so what do you want to say?
With Zhang Yu staring like this, Wen Qiong couldn't help but feel embarrassed, and even became flustered unconsciously. Even she couldn't explain why this happened, she just had an inexplicable impulse.
"Bang bang bang bang." At this moment, Wen Qiong's heart beat faster.
Zhang Yu seemed to feel Wen Qiong's heartbeat. In an instant, his heartbeat also accelerated. The two people on the bed didn't speak to each other. The room became very quiet, and they could vaguely hear each other's heartbeat.
I never thought that today I was just joking with Zhang Yu, but the result would be like this.
Coincidentally, the phone beside Wen Qiong's bedside suddenly rang, "Ring ring ring ring ring."
Hearing the sound of the phone, Zhang Yu couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief and said quickly: "Auntie, phone."
Only then did Wen Qiong react. She quickly turned her body to the side and lay down on the side.
Zhang Yu felt like he was being pardoned and went aside to get the phone.
"Auntie." Zhang Yu handed the phone to Wen Qiong.
Wen Qiong took the number and looked at it, then made a silent gesture to Zhang Yu. She calmed down before answering.
"Hello."
"Executive officer, I just received news that Fu Senbo was assassinated." A woman's voice rang on the phone.
