Chapter 1159 Director Qi: I have something to do in advance
Fu Mingxuan is the eldest of the four children. With his height and physical advantages, he should be the first to grab it.
But Si Qiuxu and Si Qiuying, brothers and sisters, knew that their chances were slim, so they hugged Fu Mingxuan's thighs tightly, one on the left and the other on the right, and tried their best to stop him.
Finally, he sat back and enjoyed the result, and returned to Yu Xingzhou with the sixth cup of mixed drink in hand with a smile on his face.
Fu Mingxuan was so angry that he looked at the Si brothers and sisters who were dusting themselves off and pretending to be nonchalant, and accused him: "You two don't follow martial ethics!"
Si Qiuying had an old look on her face: "My brother and I are only six years old, and we are younger than young people. And as we all know, young people don't talk about five."
Si Qiuxu echoed his sister: "That's right."
Fu Mingxuan: Anger turns into a pufferfish
Xu Yue made a sound and nudged Gu Qingqiu next to her with her elbow: "I didn't expect you to give birth to a little sister!"
After Gu Qingqiu was happy, he quickly asked about business: "Yueyue, how about the cup I chose? Is it not poisonous?"
Xu Yue looked at her with sympathy: "Watermelon peel and orange peel added with a lethal amount of salt and sugar, a huge amount of pepper, aged pickled stinky tofu, and microwave-heated durian squeeze. Millet, pepper, bitter melon, tomato, celery and coriander juice.”
Gu Qingqiu was horrified: "What's the difference between this and shit?!"
Xu Yue: "It's okay. Apart from the lethal amount of condiments, your cup is somewhat nutritious and not difficult to drink. Director Qi is really good at it. He also prepared black garlic, canned herring and blue cheese. , and then mix it with soybean juice.”
Gu Qingqiu's eyes trembled, and he suddenly felt that his cup smelled delicious: "It turns out this is real shit!"
Xu Yue continued: "The sixth cup cannot be said to be normal. At least it is not as outrageous as the others. It is watermelon juice with salt added."
Gu Qingqiu: "Isn't this still shit!"
Xu Yue: ""
Although the two of them bitten their ears and their voices were very low, they were still picked up by the microphone and reached Director Qi's ears.
Director Qi: "?"
No, how did Xu Yue know? !
"Sister Qingqiu, what do you like to drink more? Milk tea, drinks or something."
Xu Yue asked softly.
Gu Qingqiu was stunned for a moment, not understanding why she asked this suddenly, but he still replied: "I prefer Qingqing Nuoshan, which is a tea maker recently."
Xu Yue: "okk!"
She reached out and tapped Gu Qingqiu's cup.
Then he said: "Drink and see!"
Gu Qingqiu: "?"
Under Xu Yue's encouraging gaze, Gu Qingqiu opened the lid of the cup and took a sip with hesitation.
She was ready to spit it out, but the inhuman stimulation she imagined her tongue would face did not appear.
Instead, it was the scent of tea that was extremely familiar.
It's the one she's been ordering a lot lately.
Gu Qingqiu: "!"
She looked at Xu Yue in shock.
Xu Yue blinked at her.
understood!
The princess of the Kingdom of Light is showing off her strength again!
Light door!
Gu Qingqiu picked up the cup and started to drink it. Director Qi was dumbfounded and wondered if there was something wrong with his formula, otherwise why would Gu Qingqiu be drinking so happily.
Now Gu Qingqiu and Changchang have made their choice. The others haven't moved for the time being, and they all even looked at Xu Yue who was fishing next to them.
Director Qi: ""
You've had enough!
It’s okay if we don’t film this crappy variety show!
Seeing everyone staring at her, Xu Yue helplessly raised her forehead and said, "Take whatever you want." Anyway, there was no difference in the rest.
After she said this, others stopped watching and stepped forward to select the special tunes prepared by the program team.
Director Qi was very satisfied with the reaction of the guests who went up to choose one by one and then returned to their original positions.
It's his confidant Xu Mouyue. Why does she go over and whisper to someone after someone else has chosen one?
What else is she planning?
Oh no, she ignored Bai Sheng and Luo Siming.
Anyway, Director Qi felt that after the sly Xu Yue whispered to the other guests, everyone became stern.
Director Qi became wary, but still maintained a smiling expression and continued the process: "Now, please enjoy the drinks carefully prepared by the program team. Please note that you cannot refuse, cannot exchange, and cannot spit out."
He looked at the guests except Xu Yue and Xu Chen, all of whom had expressions of despair, then raised his head and drank the special drink he chose.
The next second, he saw the expressions of Bai Sheng and Luo Siming change.
Then the two of them twitched, rolled their eyes, and went straight away.
Xu Yue was shocked when she looked at the two people who fell on the ground and seemed to be foaming at the mouth.
Shouted: "Sarilang! Sarilang! The program team uses the drink Sarilang!"
Director Qi looked at the fallen Bai Sheng and Luo Siming. As soon as a smile appeared on his lips, he was interrupted by Xu Yue's yelling.
He immediately looked over with a dark face: "He's not dead! He just fainted!"
Xu Yue: "It's serious to faint! You really were poisoned, right? Sari——!"
Director Qi: "Shut up!"
He took a deep breath and continued: "The special drinks we provide have been confirmed by relevant experts and will not cause harm to the human body."
Xu Yue pointed at Bai Sheng and Luo Siming who were lying on the ground: "Then why are these two fainted?"
Director Qi: "Dish!"
Xu Yue: "6."
Director Qi glared at Xu Yue fiercely, then turned to look at the others and said: "In short, the program team added a herb called "Dinghun" to all drinks. After taking it, if the cultivation level in the body is too low, Or if your physical fitness is too poor, you will be unable to bear the power of the medicine and faint, and you will wake up after about a minute!”
Gu Qingqiu asked curiously: "What if I can bear it? Is it good for the body?"
Before Director Qi could speak, Xu Yue spoke first: "No. The function of Soul-Calming Grass is to calm the nerves. It has medium medicinal properties. Monks above level 50 can resist the medicinal properties. It is often used to anesthetize monks below level 50. , completely harmless and will not cause damage to the nervous system.”
Gu Qingqiu leaned back tactically: "Yueyue, do you still know about herbal medicine?"
Xu Yue modestly said: "I just saw it."
Gu Qingqiu: "Can this be just right? Oh my god, is there anything else you haven't seen?"
"Yes, I have."
Xu Yue was serious.
"I haven't seen so many big bear sportsmen and male models with black skin and eight-pack abs."
Xu Chen: ""
Fu Jingting: ""
Director Qi: ""This damn show will be ruined sooner or later by your bad words!
Gu Qingqiu subconsciously wanted to pick on her: "I" too.
wrong!
She suddenly thought of the person in her family, her ears turned red, and she coughed twice as if she had been choked.
Xu Yueduo was very sensitive and noticed something strange about her instantly.
His sharp eyes were immediately fixed on her.
"Huh? Sister Qingqiu, something is wrong with you!"
Xu Yue almost pressed her face against Gu Qingqiu's forehead.
"You are so hesitant, have you ever seen it?! We promised to have a revolutionary sisterhood, but in the end, there are good things but you don't want your good sister to eat alone? Come on! Which male model is he from? How many have you ordered? !”
Before Gu Qingqiu could answer, she realized what was happening to Gu Qingqiu's blushing face.
"Oh~~~I understand."
Xu Yue said with a teasing look on her face: "It turns out to be Mr. Li of your family~ Damn girl, you don't want to die if you eat so well~"
Gu Qingqiu pretended to push Xu Yue, and shouted out with a shy face: "Oh~ It's not that good! I waste one person every two hours on average~"
If she hadn't appeared now, everyone would have almost forgotten that she was also an explosive and strange woman.
Xu Yue was caught off guard and choked: "I'm happy again, sister!"
Gu Qingqiu: Stomping his feet
Others: You two, quickly collect your magical powers!
Otherwise, dozens of large villas would appear out of thin air in Shrek today!
"You two, please stop this!"
Director Qi was on the verge of collapse, interrupting Xu Yue and Gu Qingqiu's little drama about loving wives and literature as if no one was around.
Xu Yue and Gu Qingqiu made a gesture of zipping up their mouths at the same time, and stood nearby with obedient expressions.
Director Qi took a deep breath several times before looking at the others: "It's your turn to drink!"
Fortunately, there are still guests who take it easy.
No one dared to object, and they all drank the special drink of their choice obediently.
Just when Director Qi was full of anticipation, he wanted to see who would faint next.
Fu Mingxuan suddenly shouted with gleaming eyes: "Princess, I'm really drunk!"
Director Qi: "?"
Then Yu Xingzhou sighed again: "It's really the best Phoenix Dancong!"
Director Qi: "??"
There were three children left: "The watermelon/orange/peach juice given by the princess sister is so sweet!"
Director Qi: "???"
He tremblingly looked at the last one, the one he thought should be the most reliable.
Fu Jingting looked at him, raised the corners of his lips, and raised a glass to him: "Coffee, it tastes good."
Director Qi: "!!!"
He slowly stretched out his hand and pointed at Xu Yue, breathing hard: "You, you, you"
Xu Yue tilted her head and smiled: "Sorry, Director Qi, it's just a little trick."
Director Qi fell.
Director Qi fainted.
Qi led his troops.
I got home on the 8th and rested for a few days. I'm late, sorry!
Entering the third period soon!
Then comes season three!
The third season is the home field of metaphysics, hehe~
