Chapter 526
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Klopp also hopes that Shaqiri can continue the pre-match arrangement. But Shaqiri has never been an obedient player.
After he saw Li Chu, Shaqiri couldn't help but feel some contempt. How powerful can such a little white-faced player be? Look at Lao Tzu over him!
Shaqiri is not tall, his foot skills are good, and his body is relatively strong, and he is really like a small tank after running, but when he planned to use technology and body to push Li Chu, he was eaten down by Li Chu.
Not only did he carry it, but his body crashed under the acceleration bonus, but he also broke his ball very lightly.
It seems to be effortless and very relaxed, and there is a feeling of light wind, which makes Shaqiri blush and feel very humiliated.
Seeing this scene on the sidelines, Klopp wanted to scold his mother a little, but think that he was killed by Li Chu as soon as he came up, and Shaqiri should follow his own arrangement next.
As Benzema shot high and it was Liverpool's turn to attack, Mane passed the ball to Shaqiri's side, Shaqiri saw Li Chu coming with the ball, and he wanted to pass Li Chu and make up for the humiliation he had just received.
The result was not as expected, and Li Chu broke the ball again.
Klopp on the sidelines is really a little strained. First, there was Karius, the Crouching Dragon, who made consecutive mistakes, and now there was Shaqiri, the phoenix chick, who did not believe in evil.
With such a pair of Crouching Dragon and Phoenix chicks playing steadily, this game, that is not finished calf and wins a fart.
Fortunately, it was clear in this game that Ronaldo was not in good form.
And Benzema played a little clever, coupled with Karius's cooperation, after getting a simple goal, the foot wind was not smooth, otherwise he could have sifted Liverpool in the first half.
As J Ronaldo's shot improved, the referee blew the whistle at the end of the first half, and Klopp walked into the dressing room first with a gloomy face, presumably to turn on the hair dryer, as for whether it is useful no one knows.
But it is clear that it is the little brother Shaqiri, who is definitely going to be sprayed.
When Li Chu was walking on the field, he suddenly saw a player with a black charcoal head in front of him.
Just as the so-called smoky King Kong, the fire is too old.
"That..." "
Huh?" Mane looked back with a question mark on his face. Although the black people of the beautiful country like to say this word, as a Senegalese, if he hears this as, it seems to make sense.
I haven't eaten pork, and I've seen pigs run.
"No, I don't mean that."
"Hehe, I know, this is Yanwen! I used to have a roommate who is also from your Yanguo, his name is the same as you, and his name is Chu, he said so, and I wanted to beat him up at that time. "
Okay."
Li Chu breathed a sigh of relief, there was no misunderstanding. But then asked with some curiosity.
"I saw the media say that the mobile phone screen you are using now is broken and you are reluctant to replace it, is it true?"
"yes, if it works."
Li Chu knew that although Mane could earn a lot of money every year, he also needed to help the people of his hometown build his hometown, so he was not very willing to spend money on personal material enjoyment.
"I have a charitable foundation, if you need to know about it, you are welcome to join."
"Ah, I will definitely when I have time."
Walked to the fork of the players' tunnel, leading to the team's dressing room on the one hand, and the away team's dressing room on the other, although it was on a neutral field, regardless of home and away teams.
J Luo saw Li Chu and Mane talking in the back, and he was speechless when he listened.
"How are you similar to those people on the street who ask if they want to join in protecting the earth, preventing warming and protecting animals, and when you see a person, you have to go up and ask."
"I feel like I'm more like someone who doesn't need to know about swimming and fitness, almost close to the people you are talking about. By the way, do you want to join?
"I'm more vulgar with a fart, I don't have enough money myself." Or ask Anna, she's more interested in charity.
At the mention of this name, Li Chu and J Luo were both silent.
"Well, it's my mouth that slipped, I won't mention it next time."
"It's okay, mention it if you want, I don't have any taboos."
The two said and walked into the dressing room.
Real Madrid's dressing room atmosphere is quite relaxed, with a 2-0 lead in the first half, and Liverpool's main striker is injured and a funny striker comes up from the field.
Seeing Li Chu come in, Marcello played quite rhythmic music, and his arm went up to act as a DJ. The mouth is very rhythmic, rich in rhythmic shouting.
"There is a Swiss kid who wants to pass Chu, but he has not heard an old saying, it is easy to break through Chu!" (In the native Sindaya translation, grape is a different sentence, but the meaning is very different.)
The people in the locker room burst into laughter. It is often this kind of and urine joke that greets three ways down, which is more likely to attract everyone's welcome.
Li Chu put up his finger, shook it, and then said: "My girlfriend is pregnant, it's a boy, she asked me if the child is born, what name do you plan to call him?" When
he said this, a group of people stared at Li Chu.
Someone also asked with a curious look.
"Didn't you break up with that guy's sister? When did you find another girlfriend? Actually pregnant?
"Fast enough."
"It won't be your beautiful female agent, originally I wanted to start, but I didn't expect to be preempted by you."
At this time, Li Chu sold enough Guanzi before he went on.
"What I said to my girlfriend, let's call it Marcelo. I have a son, my son's name is Marcelo! Marcelo is my son!
After saying this, there was a burst of laughter in the dressing room, and the laughter was louder than just now.
Marcelo was speechless: "Brother, you don't have to..."
At this time, Zidane walked into the dressing room, and the laughter quickly subsided.
"The lads played okay in the first half. Although I don't want to say it, I have to stress that it is far from time to celebrate, when AC Milan led Liverpool 3-0 and took the lead in the dressing room at half-time with champagne.
What the result is, everyone is clear. I don't want to be the backdrop to be talked about by Liverpool like AC Milan. Yes, Carlo Ancelotti has won two Champions League titles and AC Milan have won them many more times, but only this one time they have been mentioned repeatedly. Hearing
this, everyone immediately became serious, and no one wanted to become a clown and be ridiculed repeatedly.
Maybe you can say it's just a game, it's just a season to get more trophies later, but you must have been nailed to the pillar of shame, then you have to endure people bringing up again and again to rub salt on your wounds.
After he saw Li Chu, Shaqiri couldn't help but feel some contempt. How powerful can such a little white-faced player be? Look at Lao Tzu over him!
Shaqiri is not tall, his foot skills are good, and his body is relatively strong, and he is really like a small tank after running, but when he planned to use technology and body to push Li Chu, he was eaten down by Li Chu.
Not only did he carry it, but his body crashed under the acceleration bonus, but he also broke his ball very lightly.
It seems to be effortless and very relaxed, and there is a feeling of light wind, which makes Shaqiri blush and feel very humiliated.
Seeing this scene on the sidelines, Klopp wanted to scold his mother a little, but think that he was killed by Li Chu as soon as he came up, and Shaqiri should follow his own arrangement next.
As Benzema shot high and it was Liverpool's turn to attack, Mane passed the ball to Shaqiri's side, Shaqiri saw Li Chu coming with the ball, and he wanted to pass Li Chu and make up for the humiliation he had just received.
The result was not as expected, and Li Chu broke the ball again.
Klopp on the sidelines is really a little strained. First, there was Karius, the Crouching Dragon, who made consecutive mistakes, and now there was Shaqiri, the phoenix chick, who did not believe in evil.
With such a pair of Crouching Dragon and Phoenix chicks playing steadily, this game, that is not finished calf and wins a fart.
Fortunately, it was clear in this game that Ronaldo was not in good form.
And Benzema played a little clever, coupled with Karius's cooperation, after getting a simple goal, the foot wind was not smooth, otherwise he could have sifted Liverpool in the first half.
As J Ronaldo's shot improved, the referee blew the whistle at the end of the first half, and Klopp walked into the dressing room first with a gloomy face, presumably to turn on the hair dryer, as for whether it is useful no one knows.
But it is clear that it is the little brother Shaqiri, who is definitely going to be sprayed.
When Li Chu was walking on the field, he suddenly saw a player with a black charcoal head in front of him.
Just as the so-called smoky King Kong, the fire is too old.
"That..." "
Huh?" Mane looked back with a question mark on his face. Although the black people of the beautiful country like to say this word, as a Senegalese, if he hears this as, it seems to make sense.
I haven't eaten pork, and I've seen pigs run.
"No, I don't mean that."
"Hehe, I know, this is Yanwen! I used to have a roommate who is also from your Yanguo, his name is the same as you, and his name is Chu, he said so, and I wanted to beat him up at that time. "
Okay."
Li Chu breathed a sigh of relief, there was no misunderstanding. But then asked with some curiosity.
"I saw the media say that the mobile phone screen you are using now is broken and you are reluctant to replace it, is it true?"
"yes, if it works."
Li Chu knew that although Mane could earn a lot of money every year, he also needed to help the people of his hometown build his hometown, so he was not very willing to spend money on personal material enjoyment.
"I have a charitable foundation, if you need to know about it, you are welcome to join."
"Ah, I will definitely when I have time."
Walked to the fork of the players' tunnel, leading to the team's dressing room on the one hand, and the away team's dressing room on the other, although it was on a neutral field, regardless of home and away teams.
J Luo saw Li Chu and Mane talking in the back, and he was speechless when he listened.
"How are you similar to those people on the street who ask if they want to join in protecting the earth, preventing warming and protecting animals, and when you see a person, you have to go up and ask."
"I feel like I'm more like someone who doesn't need to know about swimming and fitness, almost close to the people you are talking about. By the way, do you want to join?
"I'm more vulgar with a fart, I don't have enough money myself." Or ask Anna, she's more interested in charity.
At the mention of this name, Li Chu and J Luo were both silent.
"Well, it's my mouth that slipped, I won't mention it next time."
"It's okay, mention it if you want, I don't have any taboos."
The two said and walked into the dressing room.
Real Madrid's dressing room atmosphere is quite relaxed, with a 2-0 lead in the first half, and Liverpool's main striker is injured and a funny striker comes up from the field.
Seeing Li Chu come in, Marcello played quite rhythmic music, and his arm went up to act as a DJ. The mouth is very rhythmic, rich in rhythmic shouting.
"There is a Swiss kid who wants to pass Chu, but he has not heard an old saying, it is easy to break through Chu!" (In the native Sindaya translation, grape is a different sentence, but the meaning is very different.)
The people in the locker room burst into laughter. It is often this kind of and urine joke that greets three ways down, which is more likely to attract everyone's welcome.
Li Chu put up his finger, shook it, and then said: "My girlfriend is pregnant, it's a boy, she asked me if the child is born, what name do you plan to call him?" When
he said this, a group of people stared at Li Chu.
Someone also asked with a curious look.
"Didn't you break up with that guy's sister? When did you find another girlfriend? Actually pregnant?
"Fast enough."
"It won't be your beautiful female agent, originally I wanted to start, but I didn't expect to be preempted by you."
At this time, Li Chu sold enough Guanzi before he went on.
"What I said to my girlfriend, let's call it Marcelo. I have a son, my son's name is Marcelo! Marcelo is my son!
After saying this, there was a burst of laughter in the dressing room, and the laughter was louder than just now.
Marcelo was speechless: "Brother, you don't have to..."
At this time, Zidane walked into the dressing room, and the laughter quickly subsided.
"The lads played okay in the first half. Although I don't want to say it, I have to stress that it is far from time to celebrate, when AC Milan led Liverpool 3-0 and took the lead in the dressing room at half-time with champagne.
What the result is, everyone is clear. I don't want to be the backdrop to be talked about by Liverpool like AC Milan. Yes, Carlo Ancelotti has won two Champions League titles and AC Milan have won them many more times, but only this one time they have been mentioned repeatedly. Hearing
this, everyone immediately became serious, and no one wanted to become a clown and be ridiculed repeatedly.
Maybe you can say it's just a game, it's just a season to get more trophies later, but you must have been nailed to the pillar of shame, then you have to endure people bringing up again and again to rub salt on your wounds.
