Chapter 14: The Journey Always Finds Some Fun
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Qing Ya
Chapter 14: The Journey Always Finds Some Fun
Generally speaking, the aesthetics of the people of the corrupt country and the people of the Celestial Dynasty are not the same.
For example, most Chinese people cannot get the s-shaped figure of the Kardashian family, which is known as the "strongest defensive team".
However, they are real, the world's number one Internet celebrity family, attracting countless players to bow down.
This is true for European and American aesthetics, but when it comes to Chinese, the gap between the two sides is even greater.
For example, Qiu Zhang...
Obviously, Cedric thinks she is very beautiful, with exotic style, twin ponytails, loli looks, delicate skin, well... the appearance is indeed online.
But judging by the aesthetics of William, a flower grower, autumn is not too prominent, at least not exaggerated to the point of "I am picturesque in autumn", let alone a fairy appearance.
Especially when the other party is only 11 years old.
Cedric hugged the comatose little rabbit like a warm man, almost on the verge of artificial respiration.
He comforted: "It's just that I'm too scared, it's not a serious problem."
William breathed a sigh of relief, but luckily the rabbit didn't die.
Otherwise Cedric would not have killed him.
So, don't keep rabbits. This kind of creature is too low in the food chain, and it may only be a little bit higher than mice.
The racial advantage of rabbits is that they can give birth, and they don't care much about the quality of the individual.
Most of the time, they don't care about the owner's feelings, they die as soon as they say it!
If you are too timid, you will be scared to death.
Seeing that her little pet didn't have too many problems, Qiu also breathed a sigh of relief. She snorted coldly and ignored the two of them.
This made Cedric, who opened his mouth and wanted to say something, very uncomfortable.
How about giving the rabbit artificial respiration to ease the relationship?
He gave William a look, wanting his good friend to be his wingman and create opportunities.
William rolled his eyes. Chasing girls is a technical job. He must not be equipped with such a precious skill pack, otherwise he would not have been single in his previous life.
He didn't speak, but gave Cedric a look, conveying a message: "Brother, just pretend that I don't exist, and do whatever you want! Don't hesitate!"
Cedric was speechless, and stared back: "Then you can't enter Azkaban and be killed by a dementor?"
William: "I asked you to go after it boldly, who told you to do things that violated the "Criminal Law" and "Wizard Law", etc...
Cedric, what exactly did you want to do just now, and you will be caught in Azkaban? ! "
Cedric coughed and broke eye contact.
William glanced at Qiu, the girl was still teasing his little rabbit in a daze, but she didn't know that she had just escaped a crisis in her life!
William picked up the spell book, covered his face, and began to hide his presence as much as possible.
Cedric sighed and took out Ollivander's notebook from his pocket.
The whole carriage became extremely quiet, everyone was reading, and the scene was once extremely weird.
After an unknown amount of time, the door was opened again.
—Twin brothers and a black boy with dreadlocks.
"Oh, sorry, I went to the wrong car." Fred apologized and was about to close the door.
But George blocked his hand and said, "I didn't go wrong."
Fred showed an exaggerated expression: "In this atmosphere, I thought I came to the library."
Fred sat down next to Cedric, and George and the black boy sat in Cho's row.
"Please, brothers, it's on the train to Hogwarts now, and the study should be two weeks before the exam...William, what book are you reading—"
"—"Standard Spells Level Two", are you crazy, or are you planning to skip to the second grade?"
George snatched William's book, and Fred stood up, glanced warily out of the window, and drew the curtains.
Qiu was squeezed into a corner, staring at the sneaky people in front of him with a dazed expression.
George knocked on the table, lowered his voice, and said seriously: "The matter has to start from the summer vacation. Fred and I contacted the top students of all ages, copied the homework answers into a book, and then sold them in batches."
William nodded, he knew about it.
The twin brothers also borrowed Cedric's homework. The latter didn't agree to it at first, but after William's persuasion, he finally reluctantly agreed.
Of course, the twin brothers also had to pay a buyout fund, and William, as the persuader, naturally got a good share.
But he didn't take the money, but deposited it with the twin brothers as investment funds!
This is the so-called expanded reproduction, the primitive accumulation of capital.
Fred's expression was extremely serious, "Because it's the first time to do this kind of business, in order to open up the market of all grades and in exchange for word of mouth, George and I follow the principle of inspecting the goods first and charging later."
"Today should have been the deadline for fees, but there are such a small group of students who are unwilling to pay!"
The black boy scratched his butt, then stretched out his hand to scratch it, his face flushed. He always felt that what the twin brother said was implying... no, expressly expressing him.
He was one of that handful!
The black boy slammed the table and said angrily, "These people are too much, I will definitely help get the money back!"
"Li, don't be so excited." Fred quickly glanced out the window, "Be careful to attract the prefect."
George continued: "This is hard-earned money from a hard summer vacation, how can they be allowed to do this.
Therefore, I suggest taking immediate action to retaliate! "
"Let them see what Gryffindor's anger is!" Lee Jordan yelled again, like a hot-blooded (mentally retarded) boy.
The rabbit, which had already woken up, was frightened and passed out again.
Cho gave Lee Jordan a hard look and gave him a death stare.
Cedric glanced at Qiu. He felt that his image could be salvaged a little, so he was ready to stand up solemnly and express his opposition.
But William waved his hand and said first, "We are not Gryffindor students, so this fee...you understand!"
"William, are we good friends?" George put his right hand on William's shoulder.
"Don't talk about feelings, it hurts money!"
After all the talking, the twins decided to hire William and Cedric at the price of two glasses of Zizzy Bees each.
Sizzling Bees are honey custard balls that cause people to float into the air, and are only sold in Hogsmeade's Honeydukes Candy Shop.
Hagrid sent William once during the summer vacation. Although Annie ate most of it, the taste was really good.
Lee Jordan didn't have any fees, he simply didn't have the money to pay for his homework, so he came to work to pay back the money.
This is the real master of the empty glove white wolf!
"So, what's our goal?" William asked.
"A bunch of Slytherins," said George lightly, seemingly nothing more than a bunch of nasty caterpillars.
"Evil Slytherin." Li angrily gritted his teeth.
really……
William had heard from Cedric, and knew a thing or two about the grievances between Gryffindor and Slytherin.
Therefore, he had reason to suspect that the twin brothers sold the answer to the Slytherin students as fishing for law enforcement.
The Slytherin students may be right, the answer is that there is a problem!
But George and Fred are based on the principle of making money and defrauding others... The other party is willing to give money, very good!
If you don't want to, it doesn't matter, anyway, the answers given to the Slytherin students are questionable, and you can also play pranks and have some fun for the boring journey!
William suddenly felt that his salary was going to be less, what two cups of sizzling bee candies... at least two barrels!
————I am the dividing line of the boring journey———
The Weasley brothers remind all wizards, as long as you vote for recommendation, you will get two barrels of skimmed, zero-kazizi bee candy to make your life high.
(End of this chapter)
Generally speaking, the aesthetics of the people of the corrupt country and the people of the Celestial Dynasty are not the same.
For example, most Chinese people cannot get the s-shaped figure of the Kardashian family, which is known as the "strongest defensive team".
However, they are real, the world's number one Internet celebrity family, attracting countless players to bow down.
This is true for European and American aesthetics, but when it comes to Chinese, the gap between the two sides is even greater.
For example, Qiu Zhang...
Obviously, Cedric thinks she is very beautiful, with exotic style, twin ponytails, loli looks, delicate skin, well... the appearance is indeed online.
But judging by the aesthetics of William, a flower grower, autumn is not too prominent, at least not exaggerated to the point of "I am picturesque in autumn", let alone a fairy appearance.
Especially when the other party is only 11 years old.
Cedric hugged the comatose little rabbit like a warm man, almost on the verge of artificial respiration.
He comforted: "It's just that I'm too scared, it's not a serious problem."
William breathed a sigh of relief, but luckily the rabbit didn't die.
Otherwise Cedric would not have killed him.
So, don't keep rabbits. This kind of creature is too low in the food chain, and it may only be a little bit higher than mice.
The racial advantage of rabbits is that they can give birth, and they don't care much about the quality of the individual.
Most of the time, they don't care about the owner's feelings, they die as soon as they say it!
If you are too timid, you will be scared to death.
Seeing that her little pet didn't have too many problems, Qiu also breathed a sigh of relief. She snorted coldly and ignored the two of them.
This made Cedric, who opened his mouth and wanted to say something, very uncomfortable.
How about giving the rabbit artificial respiration to ease the relationship?
He gave William a look, wanting his good friend to be his wingman and create opportunities.
William rolled his eyes. Chasing girls is a technical job. He must not be equipped with such a precious skill pack, otherwise he would not have been single in his previous life.
He didn't speak, but gave Cedric a look, conveying a message: "Brother, just pretend that I don't exist, and do whatever you want! Don't hesitate!"
Cedric was speechless, and stared back: "Then you can't enter Azkaban and be killed by a dementor?"
William: "I asked you to go after it boldly, who told you to do things that violated the "Criminal Law" and "Wizard Law", etc...
Cedric, what exactly did you want to do just now, and you will be caught in Azkaban? ! "
Cedric coughed and broke eye contact.
William glanced at Qiu, the girl was still teasing his little rabbit in a daze, but she didn't know that she had just escaped a crisis in her life!
William picked up the spell book, covered his face, and began to hide his presence as much as possible.
Cedric sighed and took out Ollivander's notebook from his pocket.
The whole carriage became extremely quiet, everyone was reading, and the scene was once extremely weird.
After an unknown amount of time, the door was opened again.
—Twin brothers and a black boy with dreadlocks.
"Oh, sorry, I went to the wrong car." Fred apologized and was about to close the door.
But George blocked his hand and said, "I didn't go wrong."
Fred showed an exaggerated expression: "In this atmosphere, I thought I came to the library."
Fred sat down next to Cedric, and George and the black boy sat in Cho's row.
"Please, brothers, it's on the train to Hogwarts now, and the study should be two weeks before the exam...William, what book are you reading—"
"—"Standard Spells Level Two", are you crazy, or are you planning to skip to the second grade?"
George snatched William's book, and Fred stood up, glanced warily out of the window, and drew the curtains.
Qiu was squeezed into a corner, staring at the sneaky people in front of him with a dazed expression.
George knocked on the table, lowered his voice, and said seriously: "The matter has to start from the summer vacation. Fred and I contacted the top students of all ages, copied the homework answers into a book, and then sold them in batches."
William nodded, he knew about it.
The twin brothers also borrowed Cedric's homework. The latter didn't agree to it at first, but after William's persuasion, he finally reluctantly agreed.
Of course, the twin brothers also had to pay a buyout fund, and William, as the persuader, naturally got a good share.
But he didn't take the money, but deposited it with the twin brothers as investment funds!
This is the so-called expanded reproduction, the primitive accumulation of capital.
Fred's expression was extremely serious, "Because it's the first time to do this kind of business, in order to open up the market of all grades and in exchange for word of mouth, George and I follow the principle of inspecting the goods first and charging later."
"Today should have been the deadline for fees, but there are such a small group of students who are unwilling to pay!"
The black boy scratched his butt, then stretched out his hand to scratch it, his face flushed. He always felt that what the twin brother said was implying... no, expressly expressing him.
He was one of that handful!
The black boy slammed the table and said angrily, "These people are too much, I will definitely help get the money back!"
"Li, don't be so excited." Fred quickly glanced out the window, "Be careful to attract the prefect."
George continued: "This is hard-earned money from a hard summer vacation, how can they be allowed to do this.
Therefore, I suggest taking immediate action to retaliate! "
"Let them see what Gryffindor's anger is!" Lee Jordan yelled again, like a hot-blooded (mentally retarded) boy.
The rabbit, which had already woken up, was frightened and passed out again.
Cho gave Lee Jordan a hard look and gave him a death stare.
Cedric glanced at Qiu. He felt that his image could be salvaged a little, so he was ready to stand up solemnly and express his opposition.
But William waved his hand and said first, "We are not Gryffindor students, so this fee...you understand!"
"William, are we good friends?" George put his right hand on William's shoulder.
"Don't talk about feelings, it hurts money!"
After all the talking, the twins decided to hire William and Cedric at the price of two glasses of Zizzy Bees each.
Sizzling Bees are honey custard balls that cause people to float into the air, and are only sold in Hogsmeade's Honeydukes Candy Shop.
Hagrid sent William once during the summer vacation. Although Annie ate most of it, the taste was really good.
Lee Jordan didn't have any fees, he simply didn't have the money to pay for his homework, so he came to work to pay back the money.
This is the real master of the empty glove white wolf!
"So, what's our goal?" William asked.
"A bunch of Slytherins," said George lightly, seemingly nothing more than a bunch of nasty caterpillars.
"Evil Slytherin." Li angrily gritted his teeth.
really……
William had heard from Cedric, and knew a thing or two about the grievances between Gryffindor and Slytherin.
Therefore, he had reason to suspect that the twin brothers sold the answer to the Slytherin students as fishing for law enforcement.
The Slytherin students may be right, the answer is that there is a problem!
But George and Fred are based on the principle of making money and defrauding others... The other party is willing to give money, very good!
If you don't want to, it doesn't matter, anyway, the answers given to the Slytherin students are questionable, and you can also play pranks and have some fun for the boring journey!
William suddenly felt that his salary was going to be less, what two cups of sizzling bee candies... at least two barrels!
————I am the dividing line of the boring journey———
The Weasley brothers remind all wizards, as long as you vote for recommendation, you will get two barrels of skimmed, zero-kazizi bee candy to make your life high.
(End of this chapter)
