Chapter 1387 Baby Batman Saves The Citizens! Rejuvenation Drug And Dionysian Factor! Batman Goes To

【"What?"】

【Hearing the voice of the courier outside, Joker suddenly turned pale with fright. 】

【And in the next second...】

【"Wow wow wow!"】

[The "Batman baby" who was coaxed by him for 8 hours before closing his eyes was awakened by the courier immediately, and then burst into tears. 】

【"Hey... Hahaha!"】

【Hearing Batman's cry, Joker trembled violently, then opened his hands violently, raised his head and laughed wildly. 】

【"This is unbelievable!"】

[I saw Joker laughing wildly and crying bitterly at the same time, tears streaming down his face in a blink of an eye. 】

[It turns out that in order to stay at home and take care of the baby, Joker chose express shopping instead of going out directly. 】

[But he never expected that the courier who delivered the courier to the door would die... just woke up the baby Batman]

【The results of Joker's all-night coaxing children to sleep disappeared like this. 】

【"Damn it, you bloody bastard!"】

【Feeling endless exhaustion and irritation, Joker suddenly pulled out the pistol from his waist. 】

【"Look at me, I shot you down!"】

[But at this moment, out of the corner of Joker's eye, he suddenly saw the face of Batman's baby. 】

【"Woooo..."】

【I saw this little baby with a dazed face and eyes full of horror, staring at him in a daze. 】

[It turned out that Joker's crazy laugh and his vicious expression later scared the little baby so much that he even forgot to cry for a while. 】

【"Hey! That's bad!"】

【Looking at the frightened appearance of "Baby Batman", Oda suddenly felt a "thump" in his heart. 】

【He wants to train this kid........to become a real Batman!】

【If he goes out now and kills the courier, it will definitely cause terrible psychological trauma to this brat!】

【In that case, how can he grow into a qualified Batman?】

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【 Joker shook his head and smiled wryly, then pressed the answering machine in the apartment, and said to the courier outside. 】

【"Just put my courier at the door..."】

【"Understood!"】

【Listening to the energetic voice of the courier, the smile on Joker's face became more bitter. 】

[My "parenting life" has just begun...it's already so uncomfortable. 】

【How much does it cost to train this kid into a Batman?】

Seeing this, the chat group became lively.

John Constantine: Incredible, is this still the crazy Joker?

Hermione Granger: Staying up all night looking after a baby is really rare.

Hermione Granger: This Joker looks so caring.

Jerome Valeska: Love? You won't forget! This guy is crazy!

Hermione Granger: Well...but, people change.

Hermione Granger: Maybe, this little baby can change Joker and make him a normal person again.

Jerome Valeska: No kidding, this monster is corrupted from the inside out!

Jerome Valeska: He's been a crazy criminal all his life!

While saying this series of speeches, Jerome also involuntarily clenched his fists.

Yes, that Joker is a madman!

And I'm...not like him!

Bruce Wayne: Don't forget one thing.

Bruce Wayne: The images played on the screen come from other parallel universes.

Bruce Wayne: According to the law of the multi-universe, how bizarre things happen in the parallel universe are all normal!

John· Constantine: Joker coaxing children, this thing is really outrageous.

John·Constantine: Anyway....... I absolutely do not have such patience.

Wolverine: I'd rather go into battle with my bare hands than put a child to sleep!

John Constantine: Do you still need weapons when you go to the battlefield...

Deadpool: Hahaha! Did you guys spot one thing?

Deadpool: Just now. If it wasn't for the "performance" of that "batman baby", the courier would have been beaten to death by the Joker!

Deadpool: Even though this man has become a baby, he is still saving others!\(^o^)/~

Bruce Wayne:

At this time, a new image appeared on the screen.

[The image continues. 】

[Just as Joker was trying to adapt to the identity of "dad", someone came to the door again. 】

[However, it is not the courier who came back, but the subordinates in Jokerz. 】

【The name of this person is Johnny Frost, and he is a loyal "believer" of Joker. 】

[From his mouth, Joker also learned a certain truth. 】

【"What are you talking about? That ace chemical factory is secretly producing rejuvenation medicine?"】

【Taking a document from Johnny, Joker glanced at it, then nodded:】

【"So that's why Batman became like this."】

【"Drink too much rejuvenating medicine, have you turned into a baby?"】

【Johnny sighs and takes Batman baby from Joker's arms. 】

【"Look, if you don't talk about Batman, isn't he just a cute little boy?"】

【"Um?"】

【Looking at Johnny's skillful movements, Joker frowned slightly:】

【"Your boy...why are you so good at holding babies?"】

【"hey-hey..…………"】

【Johnny slightly proudly said:】

【"Don't look at me like this, I have two sons in my family!"】

【"Alas..."】

[While teasing the little Batman in his arms, Johnny smiled in relief:]

【"Mr. Joker, do you know? When this child grows up a little bit, he will become even cuter."】

【"When she learns to speak, she will come to you while calling her daddy!"】

[At the end, Johnny's face was blushing, and he looked... as if recalling his "golden years" as a father. 】

【"That scene... can't be described in words."】

【"enough!!!"】

【The more he listened, the more angry he became, Joker finally couldn't hold back and punched Johnny in the face!】

【"Brat, what do you mean?"】

【Gripping Johnny's skirt, Joker roared angrily:】

0......

【"Are you showing off in front of me? It's really disgusting."】

【"Your time to raise a son is long gone, and now I am living in this parenting hell. (¯_¯)=o"]

【"ah???"】

【Watching Joker snatch the baby Batman angrily, Johnny was stunned at first, and then immediately understood. 】

【"I'm so sorry!"】

【Facing Rage's Joker, Johnny quickly knelt down on the ground. 】

[However, he mustered up the last courage and said boldly. 】

【"Mr. Joker, please be rude to me."】

[But I think you should still send this child to nursery school. 】

【"Otherwise, if this continues, when he grows up, he might not even be able to be a bank robber."】

【"nursery???"】

【Hearing this term, Rage's Joker suddenly calmed down. 】

Hearing this term, Oda suddenly calmed down.

At the moment, someone in the chat group also bubbled up.

Morty: Wow! Really rejuvenating medicine.

Morty: It's unbelievable. It turns out that your universe, Batman, is so technologically advanced.

Bruce Wayne: ...……… Something is wrong, this is so abnormal.

Bruce Wayne: How can such a rejuvenating drug be produced in such a large quantity?

Bruce Wayne: Wait, I see, I see.

Tony· Stark: Oh? What do you understand?

Bruce Wayne: In our universe, there is indeed a liquid that can make people immortal and youthful forever!

Bruce Wayne: Also, this liquid is also related to Joker.

Bruce Wayne: That's the Dionysian factor!

PS: Tomorrow three more! After this week's Joker dad is over, it will be ben10!.