Chapter 588
Chapter 587 Morty’s identity is not simple! Flu season dance! Rick’s love potion! Terrible side effects!
“I’m going, it’s too disgusting.
Seeing Morty’s tangled face on the screen, holding two huge amounts of mysterious fruit seeds in his hands, little Wanda showed a look of disgust.
Tony Stark, who was standing on the side, didn’t care about the PP, but focused all his attention on the gun in Rick’s hand.
“It is incredible to be able to do whatever you want with props that travel through parallel universes.
In Tony’s impression, the entire group, although there are countless elite talents from the multi-universe…
But it seems that only Dr. Manhattan can be freely transmitted in the multi-universe!
At the same time, Peter Parker next to him was also startled in a low voice. Roar said:
“First a neutrino bomb, now a dimensional teleporter!”
“Are these all developed by this old man named Rick?”
Tony glanced at Peter with a hint of doubt in his eyes.
If Rick is such a great scientist, why would he choose to live in his daughter’s pantry?
This person, but even the multi-universe can travel freely!
At this time, a Bruce Wayne said in a deep voice:
“There are too many doubts about this man named Rick.”
“He told Morty that because he went to a dimension that was too advanced and spent too much time there, the teleporter was out of power.”
“Since Rick can build a teleporter gun in the garage, and he went to such an advanced dimension, why can’t he recharge the teleporter gun?”
Master Wayne said word by word:
“Rick is lying!”
“He deliberately lied to Morty. Helped him smuggle seeds.”
“what?”
When they heard this, everyone was stunned.
After a while, Sentry scratched his head and asked suspiciously:
“Why did the old man do this? Did he deliberately want his grandson to use PP…
“Disgusting! Stop talking!”
Little Wanda reached out to cover her ears, and even her face wrinkled:
“Who knows what this old madman is thinking? He is drunk and wants to destroy the world!
“This Morty is also stupid, to go to another dimension with this kind of person!”
“Aren’t you afraid of being thrown there by him, and you won’t be able to find the body?”
Who knows “?” Tony Duck spread his hands and said indifferently:
“From now on, it seems that Morty really thinks of Rick as his maternal grandfather.
Bruce Wayne did not speak, but there was still a deep suspicion in his eyes.
He always felt that there was something wrong with the identity of this old man!
Moreover, a man who can easily destroy the earth and travel through the multi-universe will not even be able to pluck the fruit from the tree, so he has to make a special trip to call his grandson?
Who would believe such a non-technical lie?
Just then, a new image appeared on the screen.
[Video continues.In the face of the embarrassed grandson, Rick unabashedly claimed that he had stuffed kiwi seeds too many times, and the back was loose and could not be clamped at all. ”
[Seeing that Morty has no other choice, he can only follow Rick to the dimension customs with a bitter face. )[At the same time, there was also a small mess in the dimension where Rick and Morty were originally located. ”[The principal of Morty Middle School made a phone call and called Morty’s parents to the school. ”[The principal claims that in the past two months, Morty has only attended 7 hours of school. ”[And the reason why he didn’t go to school was because he was called out by Rick in class. ”[Morty’s father, Jerry, was furious when he heard this! He claimed that Rick must be sent to the nursing home, and he must not continue to spoil his son. ”[On the other hand, Rick brought Morty to the Interstellar Teleportation Station, which is full of alien creatures from countless multi-universes, which looks both lively and weird. )[Morty made a special trip to the bathroom before crossing the border and stuffed the seeds of the mysterious fruit into it. ”[But even Rick didn’t expect that the customs had upgraded new testing equipment. Specially detect the PP of passers!)In the face of [this unexpected situation, Rick and Morty can only force their way through the level, and trigger an escape! 】
[Rick came to an ordinary portal in the interstellar teleportation station, and wanted to use his super technology to modify the coordinates of the portal to make it lead to the dimension where he and Morty are located. ”[At this moment, Morty used a captured gun to start a fierce gun battle with the alien soldiers in the interstellar teleportation battle.[At the critical moment, Rick finally successfully entered the coordinates of his and his own dimension and went through the portal with Morty and returned to his own dimension. ”[When the two returned home, they were suddenly surprised to find that Jerry, the head of the family, was already packing Rick’s things and preparing to send him to the nursing home. ”In the face of [Rick, Jerry and his wife said angrily, Morty was not a smart child!]
【Therefore, if he wants to be successful in his studies, he must put in double the effort, and he must not skip class!”
[Seeing this, Rick is suddenly full of confidence and asks Morty to recite a series of mathematical formulas! 】[As a result, Morty’s performance almost shocked his parents’ attention. ”[“Pi is 3.1415926. The first law of thermodynamics is”][Looking at their son who doesn’t change his color in front of him, but his back is fluent, Jerry and his wife can hardly believe their eyes. ”[Morty was a stupid child who was not very smart since he was a child. How did he suddenly become a learning genius?)【Looking at his stunned daughter and son-in-law, Rick is not ashamed to claim that his education method is the best for Morty!”
[And by his side, Morty will become an excellent scientific worker in the future!)[Seeing that their son has become really smart, Jerry and his wife were overjoyed, but also decided to let Rick go, and did not plan to send him to the nursing home again. ”【“Wow! It’s unbelievable.”
[After his parents left, Morty stood in the storage room and looked at Rick and said in surprise:][“Rick! I didn’t even know being with you would make me smarter.]【“You think so beautifully.”
[Rick said indifferently:]“Your temporary high intelligence is just a side effect of the kiwifruit seeds dissolving in your gut.”
[“And once the potency of the seed wears off, you will lose most of your motor and brain functions for 72 hours.”]“Simply put, within three days, you will become a semi-vegetative person.”
【“God horse? Are you kidding me?”
[Moti was stunned, but before he had time to question, a strange wave suddenly spread throughout his body. ”“Wow! What… la la la…][My muscles seem to be out of control. Morty even drooled out and fell to the ground violently, throbbing like a worm. ”
[“What a pity.. Morty][Looking at the grandson who fell to the ground, Rick’s eyes showed a nervous light and shouted loudly:]【“I really need those strange seeds, but in order to get rid of your disgusting parents, I can only use two of them!”
【“So, next, you have to help me get more seeds for me!][“Not only that, we will have more adventures in the future.”
[Speaking of this, Rick’s whole person is excited 🙂【”Morty! As long as you follow me, we will accomplish great things, and even you will be part of them.”
[“You and I will be with you for 100 years, you and I will be with you forever… hahaha…][Just in Rick’s frantic laughter, the screen gradually dimmed. ”in the live room.
“I’m going, this old man is crazy.”
Looking at Rick’s nervous and crazy appearance, Little Wanda turned his head with disgust:
“Want to be with my grandson forever? What’s wrong with him?”
Bruce Wayne pondered for a while, and said in a deep voice:
“I always think there is something wrong with this Rick. He is definitely not just a prodigal son who has abandoned his daughter for 20 years and then returned!”
“If I’m not mistaken, the reason why he came to this house and lived in the storage room was because of that kid named Morty.”
“The identity of this child is definitely not simple!”
“Huh? The guy who stuffed the PP?”
Little Wanda looked up and glanced at Tony Stark, and both saw the suspicion in the other’s eyes.
From the current point of view, Rick is indeed an unfathomable figure, even.. very close to those “mad scientists” in the traditional sense!
But Morty, is a kind of silly boy.
What kind of identity can such a foolish boy have?
At this time, Master Wayne closed his mouth and stopped talking, but several thoughts flashed through his mind.
“Is it a coincidence that the few kiwi seeds that Morty hid in his body happened to solve an imminent problem for Rick?”
“If it wasn’t a coincidence, did he have this idea in the first place?”
Morty’s room.
“No way?”
Looking at the screen, drooling, twitching all over, and he seemed to be in extreme pain, Morty couldn’t help fighting a cold war.
Then, he looked directly at Rick. screamed loudly:
“Wait a minute! Rick, you don’t really want me to use PP to help you transport any seeds?”
“I can say it first, next time you want to take me on an adventure, you must fill the energy of the teleporter gun.
“I definitely wouldn’t put that stuff in PP.”
Looking at the eager grandson, Rick reached out his hand and plucked his ears indifferently:
“Alright, alright, you are really long-winded.”
“Go on like this…you remind me of your mother…
When speaking, Rick’s eyes also flashed an unspeakable light.
If you don’t use the seeds of the miracle fruit, how can you make Morty smarter?
What if the Jerrys thought that risking themselves would affect Morty’s studies?
“Forget it, if Morty is really unwilling, next time he will do something on his parents.
Rick snorted coldly.
Want to stop yourself from taking an adventure with Morty?
Not even God can do it!
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At this moment, the screen that had been dimmed suddenly lit up again.
[Video continues][In Morty’s school, the school is broadcasting, and tonight is their annual flu season dance.[On the radio, the principal is speaking aloud, inconsistently:[“If you have the flu, please stay home and don’t go out.][“We hold this dance to remind everyone to guard against the flu, not to encourage everyone to go out and dance][Morty has been secretly in love with Jessica, the school girl in middle school,[At the dance tonight, he would like to invite Jessica to dance with him. ”[But Morty also knew that it was impossible for Jessica to look down on him, a little clumsy boy. ”[Back home, Morty confided his unrequited love to his father. ”[Rick just rushed out and interrupted 🙂“Please, if I were you, I wouldn’t be looking to this guy who fucked my daughter in high school for love advice.]
【“Besides, his marriage is in jeopardy now.
[“There is no problem with my marriage.” Jerry shouted with a displeased expression. ”“Whatever you say.”
[Rick walked to Morty’s side and said indifferently:)“What humans call “love” is nothing but a chemical reaction that forces animals to reproduce.
[“The chemistry is strong at first, but then fades away.)[“It will only leave you with a failed marriage in the end.”【“I am like this, and your parents will be like this soon.”
[Suddenly reaching out and pointing at the tip of Morty’s nose, Rick clenched his fists with a serious look on his face:]U
【“You have to break this meaningless cycle and abandon the grave of marriage! Throw yourself into science!”)
[“That’s the real value!)[Originally, Rick thought that his drink like a twilight drum and a morning bell could wake up this kid Morty. ”[Let him give up female sex and concentrate on science.[But no one thought that this silly boy only had the appearance of Jessica in his mind at the moment, and even ran into Rick’s storage room and said something horrific to him.[“Rick, you said love is just chemicals.]【“So, can you make a love substance and make Jessica fall in love with me from now on?”
[Rick is just continuing to develop his own device and said without even raising his head. ”【“Morty, this kind of request of yours is just a waste of my precious time, not worth mentioning at all!][“Hurry up and hand me that screwdriver.”
“what?”
[Thinking of the lovely Miss Jessica, the excited Morty suddenly became angry 🙂【“Rick, I have always helped you do this and that, I just need you to do me a favor today, is it that difficult?”
【”I have decided, if you refuse to help me, I will ignore you in the future.”
【“Boy, your wings are really hard.”
[Rick glanced coldly at Morty and took out a test tube from the pile of debris 🙂[“It’s called oxytocin, and I can use it to make people fall in love with you.”【“Now, give me some of your DNA.”
“No no no, you don’t have to unzip it, I just need a hair of yours.”
[“Damn it, Morty, this isn’t Game of Thrones.[A hair fell off Morty’s head at random, and Rick mixed the hair and oxytocin with a device to create a brand new potion. ”【“Okay, Morty, as long as you put this potion on someone, she will love you forever, and only you.”
【“Wow! Thank you so much! Grandpa Rick!)
[With the potion in his hand, the excited Morty… even used honorifics. ”[But after a while, he suddenly remembered something and asked worriedly:][“Rick, does this drug have any side effects?”)[Rick said coldly: “Who do you think I am, use it quickly, Morty! This potion is very safe.”[And just after Morty happily took the potion and left, Rick in the storage room suddenly raised his head and said a sentence:(Unless the girl has the flu.”
“what???”
In his room, Morty was taken aback, turned his head sharply to look at Rick, and asked in an unbelievable tone:
“Flu, that’s the flu season dance! Anyone up there could get the flu!
“What will happen to your medicine when you encounter the flu?”
Rick pouted slightly, and said in an indifferent tone:
“It doesn’t matter, it’s just contagious.
“Let everyone who is infected fall in love with you forever.”
“I go!!!”
Morty opened his mouth, his pupils dilated, and his face was full of horror, almost thinking he had heard it wrong.
“What? Everybody’s in love with me? What are you kidding?”
PS: Next is “Infinite multi-universe, everything is meaningless! o(***)o long,
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