Chapter 968: Pataphysics Mecha! The Strongest Deadpool! Venom Possessed! Backtracking Erase Gun! Era

[In order to provide power for this super-giant mech, the Foundation directly used SCP-037! That is, a "mini sun" with a diameter of five centimeters!]

[And in order to ensure that the dragon slaying mecha will not become too bulky, the scientists of the foundation also used black technology... to transfer most of its mass to the pocket dimension! 】

[Moreover, there were some benign accidents during the construction process. 】

[When the staff tried to adjust the air circulation inside the dragon slaying mecha, they unintentionally caused the mecha... to generate its own gravity field. 】

【In other words, this super mech with a height of hundreds of meters can fly in the air at will like a bird. 】

[In order to restrain the regenerative ability possessed by those super monsters, Tulong Electromechanical is also equipped with a 20-meter-long "cold iron sword". 】

[Creatures injured by this weapon are absolutely unable to Self-healing. 】

[After the arming at the physical level has reached its limit, the Foundation has not stopped. 】

[In order to ensure the absolute victory of this battle against the monsters, the Foundation has also used the most mysterious department inside, the Pataphysics Department!】

[The Department of Pataphysics sent 7 poets who are good at classical poetry from "360", and they entered the interior of the Dragon Slaying Mecha together with the driver. 】

【As long as the mechas and the evil behemoths are fighting, these poets will start to write and recite the poem of..."destroying the large monsters.】

[Under the blessing of the "Pataphysics Department", these poems will reduce the morale of the hostile monsters and weaken the opponent's fighting belief. 】

[This "morale blow" is called "Arrow of a Thousand Words"! It aims to strike the enemy from the spiritual level. 】

[Not only that, but the Pataphysics Department...has the most powerful concept strike! 】

[Through the global promotion of the subconscious mind and the "meme concept", the Pataphysics Department has already formed a belief in 1/4 of the human beings in the world, that is..... The Dragon Slayer is destined to kill Those giant monsters!]

【Just like the dragon slayer will kill the Dragon...】

【This is God's will!】

【This is God's will!】

【This is the "Concept Sealing" of the Pataphysics Department!】

【After everything is ready, the dragon slaying mecha is fully loaded with drivers... and the seven poets embarked on the journey!】

【Its first target is the sea monster LSA-Wake-02".】

[Just as the dragon-slaying mecha rushed to the side of the monster, those poets... started their poetry recitation with the help of the conceptual speakers of the pataphysics department. 】

【"Champion! Champion! Be proud of the glory of the dragon slayer!"】

[Unbelievable things happened under the recitation of poems spread all over the world. 】

【The "Arrow of a Thousand Words" from the Pataphysics Department really works!】

【The huge amount of sea monster started screaming and retreating, it seems to be back!】

【Seeing this, the driver immediately manipulated the dragon-slaying mech to rush forward, beheading the monster's head with one move!】

【"LSA-Wake-02" did not die immediately, but grew a second head from the neck cavity again, and launched a second attack. 】

[But the dragon-slaying mech with the "concept sealing" and "thousand-word arrow"... is simply unstoppable, and easily split the monster in half from the middle, completely ending its life. 】

【Seeing that the corpse of the monster is no longer moving, the seven poets cheered again:】

【"You're done! Victory! Victory! The dragon slayer returns with honor!"】

[Next, in order to protect human beings, the Dragon Slayer continued to fight against the remaining huge monsters, and finally killed the monster queen "LSA-Brasil-O1"!]

[After the death of the monster queen, SCP-5391 gradually died out, and the remaining large monsters were in a state of confusion without a leader, and then re-entered hibernation. 】

[This terrible "behemoth invasion" doomsday scenario was successfully resolved under the joint efforts of the SCP Foundation and the "Global Occult Coalition". 】

At this time, the screen gradually dimmed.

"SCP Foundation" ends.

Seeing this, the chat group became lively.

Peter· Parker (Extraordinary Spider-man): Using super robots to fight monsters, why do I feel so familiar?

Nick Fury: Pacific Rim, right?

Tony· Stark: But this dragon-slaying mecha is really interesting, even metaphysics is used.

Wanda·Maximov: Hahaha! It's so interesting to find some poets sitting in the mecha and read poems. ^_^

Runaway Loli Jinx: Don't tell me, this trick seems to be really useful.

Runaway Loli Jinx: The poems read by those guys really scared the monsters.

Stephen Strange: Is this the "concept attack" of the Pataphysics Department? I don't know what it is...it's more magical than magic.

Modu magician: This SCP world is really mysterious...

Just then, the system sound rang again.

[Ding...choose a random lucky member...]

【Selected object: Deadpool】

[Start playing the related multi-universe live broadcast. 】

[The content of this broadcast is decided to be: the strongest Deadpool: "If Deadpool is Possessed by Venom"!]

In some parallel universe.

"Whoa! I'm being fucked by that symbiote!"

Sitting on the shabby sofa, Deadpool took off his red hood. He exposed his muddy face to the outside, and his expression suddenly became a little strange.

"No, I, Uncle Wade, are already very strong, even if I add that venom, how much stronger can I become?"

"With this kind of symbiosis, is it qualified for me to become the strongest Deadpool?"

And At the moment, in another universe.

"Are you kidding me!"

Venom emerged from Eddie Brock's body, opened his mouth and roared loudly:

"I don't want to possess that...crazy guy!"

"There is something wrong with his mind. After a long time, I may go crazy too!"

Looking at the black symbiosis in front of him, Eddie Brock silently

If it is abnormal, how could this venom... be any better?

Just then, a new image appeared on the screen...

[Just then, a new image appeared on the screen. 】

[This is universe 615.9. 】

【This universe. There is a difference of 0.1 percentage points from the 616 universe, but the changes caused by it are quite astonishing. 】

【first. The observer in universe 615.9 is not a bald head, but a "hipster" with full hair and a hat on his head. 】

[Under the narration of this "hipster observer", a big curtain slowly unfolds. 】

【1985. 】

[Deadpool in universe 615.9 received a call. 】

[The request on the phone is very simple, but it is enough to make ordinary people dumbfounded:]

【"Please help me kill a cosmic god."】

【"oh?"】

【Deadpool didn't seem surprised at all, just asked with a smile:】

【"No problem, I have killed countless people like this!"】

【"As long as you have enough money, there is no one in this world that I cannot kill...】

【Before I finished speaking, Deadpool's whole body was immediately enveloped by a ray of light!】

【"Swipe!"】

[The next moment, Deadpool left the earth and came to a spaceship. 】

【And the purple giant sitting in front of him is the Planet Devourer. 】

[It turns out that the client who called Deadpool just now is "Flame Tomb" among the four messengers of Galactus. 】

[And the Flame Emperor also replaced her master... the planet devourer, and said who he would entrust Deadpool to kill. 】

【That is the most powerful existence in the universe, the transcendent!】

【It turns out that the Transcendent made a joke on the Planet Devourer, which made Galactus furious!】

【Galactus, who became angry from embarrassment, wanted to kill this kid to vent his anger!】

【However, I don’t know what he was thinking, he actually entrusted such a difficult task to Deadpool!】

[I heard that as long as you kill the Transcendent 1.0, you can get a cosmic artifact "Cosmic Cube" from the Planet Devourer. Deadpool2 accepted the commission without saying a word. 】

【Seeing this, the "Flame Emperor" simply gave him one, which claims to be able to erase any existence in the universe... the ultimate treasure!】

【This treasure is known as the "Retcon, Expungifier"! It can completely eliminate the traces of the existence of the transcendent!】

And seeing this, the chat group suddenly exploded.

Wanda·Maximov: Wow! Ganata! Does your father have such a powerful artifact? Can even kill the transcendent?

Ganata, Daughter of Galactus: This... I've never heard of this thing. (¯△¯;)

Ganata, Daughter of Galactus: And, this is crazy!

Ganata, daughter of Galactus: The Transcendent is an existence that even the Eternal God... and the Tribunal of Life are helpless. How could it be erased so easily?

PS: After Deadpool erased the Transcendent, Deadpool massacred Deadpool! Deadpool put on Infinity Gauntlet! And Marvel Protege! Wandering Earth! ^_^.