Chapter 282 The New Generation of Pornography, Gambling and Drugs

[Tsundere Sasuke runs away from home, this is a big deal. 】

[At Naruto's request, Tsunade dispatched a group of outstanding genin to carry out the first Sasuke retrieval mission. 】

[As for why we sent genin instead of jonin]

[It can only be said that after the commotion between Orochimaru and Sunagakure, Konoha's credibility and image have suffered a major blow. 】

[In order to save this, Tsunade had to send a large number of jounin to perform the mission, and only the jounin could guarantee the completion rate of the mission. 】

[So when it comes to Sasuke, Tsunade no longer has any extra jounin manpower. 】

[Aunt Orochi, you are so heartless and have done all kinds of bad things. (laugh)】

"No, up here, I am the Fifth Hokage?"

Tsuna pointed at himself and then looked at himself on the light screen, feeling baffled.

Ever since Naoki and Dan died, and saw the darkness hidden in the village, Tsunade has always expressed disgust for the position of Hokage.

Unexpectedly, in her original destiny, she would become the fifth generation Hokage of the village?

This is somewhat outrageous.

"Originally you were our best candidate. I, the Hokage, insisted on it because of the second generation."

Speaking of this, Jiraiya felt a little sad.

He is a great writer who travels around the ninja world. He is free and comfortable every day. He does not want to be the Hokage.

Wasn't this because he was held back by Nidaime's words at that time?

Senju Tobirama: Don’t you want to be Hokage? Okay, then you can be a rebel.

Everyone knows how to choose between the Hokage and the traitorous ninja.

"I think you, the Hokage, are doing a good job as Hokage. The village is prospering under your governance, and the task completion rate has also increased a lot compared to when the old man was in power."

"Without foreign enemies surrounding it, the village can naturally thrive. With people like Minato resurrected, it would be strange if the mission completion rate doesn't increase."

Jiraiya vomited a little, and then continued: "How about I abdicate after a while, and Tsunade, you become the sixth Hokage?"

"don't want."

Tsunade refused without thinking.

Jiraiya didn't give up and continued: "Being the Hokage is great. All the big and small things in the village are decided by you. Don't you want to experience this feeling of having the power of life and death?"

"I do not want."

"Well, let me put it another way. After becoming Hokage, the village's funds can be at your disposal. Think about it, you control the finances of a village, and you are the richest person in Konoha."

"Can I use this money to gamble?"

"That can't be done."

"That's it, you can't gamble with money, so what's the use of my money."

"Uuuuuuuu, Tsunade, just take pity on me. I don't want to be the Hokage anymore. I have to approve endless documents every day. I have to take care of everything, big or small. I'm under too much pressure, you see. I’ve lost all my hair.”

Facing Jiraiya who was suddenly crying, Tsunade's disgust was clear and she refused again: "I don't want it."

Seeing that Tsunade refused to accept the position of Hokage, Jiraiya had no choice but to turn to Minato.

"Minato, look."

"No, no, it's inappropriate."

Minato quickly interrupted Jiraiya's remarks.

He is very satisfied with his current life. Except for the occasional need to leave the village to complete tasks, he has a lot of time to spend with Kushina and Naruto.

"Sakumo."

"Jiraiya, are you crazy? You want me, who only knows how to kill people, to be the Hokage?"

"That's right, you are indeed not suitable."

After looking around, Jiraiya couldn't find anyone else who could immediately become the Sixth Hokage.

As for the candidates, there are currently only Kakashi and Asuma.

In terms of strength, Kakashi is slightly stronger than Asuma.

But Asuma's background is much stronger than Kakashi's.

His father is the third Hokage, and he is the teacher of the heir to Konoha Ino Shikacho.

As Asuma's girlfriend, Yuhi Kurenai can also help him, because her three students Hinata Hinata, Kiba Inuzuka, and Shino Aburame are also the children of their respective family patriarchs.

With this background, as long as Asuma improves his strength, he will definitely be able to become Hokage.

"Alas~ It seems that I will have to sit in the Hokage's seat for a while longer."

[The genin sent by Tsunade are very good, including Hyuga Neji, Akimichi Choji, Inuzuka Kiba, Nara Shikamaru and Uzumaki Naruto. 】

[In front of these inheritors of family secrets who have their own cheats, Sakura is not even qualified to participate in the battle. 】

[Why are you the only ones involved? My brother Ying is not convinced! 】

[The mission failed, Naruto was knocked over in the water by Sasuke, turned around and wrapped up into a mummy and tied up for play. 】

[Looking at the guilty Naruto, Sakura held back her tears and pretended to be strong and said: As a ninja, I won’t cry anymore. Next time, please bring me with you! 】

[Sasuke went to Aunt Orochi to learn the poisonous snake recipe. 】

[Naruto studied under Jiraiya and perfected the art of seduction. 】

[At this time, Sakura finally found her own love, became a disciple of Tsunade, and practiced plumpness. Bah, she was practicing the beauty-preserving technique of hundreds of thousands of people. 】

[In this way, the new generation of pornography, gambling, and drugs have been gathered together. It is really gratifying and gratifying! 】

"So, when will you get rid of your real bad habits? I really don't want to hear the names of pornography, gambling, and drugs anymore."

The last time the Third Hokage heard this statement, it was Danzo's ridicule to him after Danzo came out of the dirt.

Ridiculing him for not being able to teach his disciples and teach him these three things.

This time, he heard Light Screen say that again, and he felt really embarrassed.

"I'm a snake. What's wrong with snakes having venom? I just asked what?"

"As we all know, writing requires inspiration. The reason why I often go to bathhouses is just to collect materials. I will never have any dirty ideas."

Orochimaru was right, snakes are venomous, it's normal.

Everyone also agreed with what he said.

As for Jiraiya, although the material is far-fetched, considering that all the novels he writes have some color, it seems to be forgivable.

But here is Tsunade

"What happened to the gambling skills I inherited from my grandfather, the First Hokage? This is a family inheritance and cannot be thrown away."

"I would like to ask, Tsunade, how many generations has this gambling technique of your Senju family been passed down?"

Looking sideways at Jiraiya who was speaking, Tsunade replied confidently: "Counting from my grandfather, it's been two generations now."

".Haha, as long as you are happy."

The Third Hokage saw it.

It is probably impossible to get them to get rid of these bad habits.

Tsunade even brought out the family inheritance, what else could he say?

If it doesn't make sense, what if Tsunade goes to complain to the First Hokage, saying that this old man is very evil and wants to cut off the inheritance of the Senju family?

He is just a senile old man who cannot bear such a charge.

The Third Hokage: What a crime!