Chapter 441 - Spineless, and Third Intruder
Somehow, it filled Kris with courage, and she did her best to open her eyes wide and observe the stranger coming at her. “You’re not real.”
The man’s whole chest seemed to shake with his low laugh. “Hehehehe! That’s right, so nobody knows I’m here…”
As he spoke, he leaned in close to Kris’s hair and took a deep breath. The iron claws on his right hand slowly raked down the wall with an ear-piercing metallic screech. “Cough, cough!” A light cough interrupted the man’s performance.
Both of them turned their heads.
Luke walked out of the dark to stand under a lamp.
He coughed again in embarrassment. “Sorry, but someone knows.”
The two people at the wall stared blankly and uncomprehendingly for a moment.
Luke sighed and said, “Since you’re already a senile man who’s almost sixty, let me say it again: I’m here, so someone knows that you came. Do you understand?”
He spoke gently and with a slight smile, like an elementary school language teacher patiently instructing a kid.
“Who are you?” The man stood up straight and turned to face Luke.
Luke walked over at exactly the same pace that the man had used to approach Kris. “You don’t remember? No, you definitely do.”
The man was lost for words, and could only shake the claws on his right hand.
Luke stopped in front of him at that moment. “I was your favorite little… Skywalker, when you were a kid!”
The man was silent for a moment, before he suddenly said, “No, there was no Skywalker when I was a kid.”
Luke nodded. “True, you were almost thirty when Skywalker became popular. But men are forever kids at heart. Like you; you’re so old yet you still like to play this childish game of scaring girls.”
The stranger chuckled hoarsely and said, “IS it childish? Well, I like young and beautiful things.” Hearing that, Luke sighed and said, “Fine. I think you chose the wrong hobby though, and you should pay for the wrongs you did, don’t you think? Freddy Krueger!”
With that, Luke kicked the man right in the groin.
“Ouch-” The man covered his groin and jumped around for a bit. Suddenly, he stopped and raised his head, a malicious grin on his hideous face which was covered in burn scars. “Hahahaha. It doesn’t hurt at all. Are you surprised?”
Luke curled his lip. “Fine, I knew you were a d*mn eunuch. No wonder you’re such a pervert.”
He said the word “eunuch” in Chinese, which Freddy didn’t understand.
But he did know what “pervert” meant
Freddy wasn’t angry and just laughed. “It’s been a long time since I met such an interesting kid. Let me see how brave you are!” He lunged forward.
Bia!
The next moment, Freddy was kicked right in the face and sent flying.
His body suddenly turned into black smoke in the air and disappeared, and his creepy voice resounded in the gloom. “Wow, awesome! Are you Bruce Lee? I’m so scared. Hahahaha!”
Luke had already settled back down. His trash talk earlier had just been to give him time to observe Freddy this fellow.
He had already calculated when to start and end the fight.
As his eyes swept the area in front of him, a shadow quietly emerged on the wall behind him, and Freddy’s claws slowly reached for Luke’s neck as he sneered.
“Watch out! He’s behind you!” The moment Kris screamed, Freddy’s hand was caught in an iron grip.
Freddy’s smile froze. In the next moment, he smashed into the ground from a shoulder throw.
There was a sneer on Luke’s face as well. “A sneak attack? A kid’s trick, Mr. Freddy.”
As he spoke, he stepped on Freddy’s shoulder, grabbed his arm with both hands, and gave a sudden wrench.
Freddy’s right arm snapped off at the elbow so that Luke was holding the right forearm that had the clawed hand on it.
Examining the iron claws, Luke clicked his tongue and said, “Creative, but the workmanship is terrible and the material is too bad. You must’ve failed your handicraft classes as a kid.”
Dropping the claws to the ground, he looked at Freddy and said, “Come, ambush me again.”
Freddy was screaming in panic as blood gushed out of his arm.
But he burst out laughing in the next moment as another forearm grew out from his broken elbow. “Here’s another surprise, little Skywalker! Your Uncle Freddy’s weapon is back.”
Luke raised an eyebrow. “You really are a pervert. Are you a lizard and gecko hybrid? Gross.”
Freddy’s laughter stuttered to a stop, and he completely vanished again. “You have such a nasty tongue. I’m going to…”
Bang!
Freddy was sent flying again, and Luke drew back his leg from where he had kicked Freddy from behind Kris. He said, “Perverts are really shameless. You said you were going after me, but you actually attacked the little girl. Do you really consider yourself a man?”
Freddy grinned and got to his feet in the snow on the street. He opened his mouth, when Luke patted his forehead. “Ah, sorry.”
Freddy: “Huh?”
Luke solemnly bowed a little. “Sorry, I was mistaken. You’re just a spineless, sh*tty assh*le!” Freddy: “…”
“Luke?” A man suddenly called out in the distance. Stunned, the three people turned to take a look.
The moment Luke heard that familiar voice, he realized that things didn’t look good. It was Bobby.
The man ran out of the darkness. “Luke, is that you?” The lamp illuminated Bobby’s face.
Freddy suddenly gave a pleased laugh. “Luke? Little Skywalker? So it’s you. Can you clone yourself with the Force then?”
Luke narrowed his eyes as his mind whirled with thoughts.
“Now, a multiple choice question from Uncle Freddy for Skywalker, how about it? Will you choose little Kris here or… eh?” The smug Freddy was suddenly dumbfounded.
In a split second, Luke and Kris suddenly vanished.
Freddy’s ugly face was full of disbelief. “No, why would she wake up at this moment?” On the side, a terrified Bobby looked at Freddy and was already taking steps backward.
This place was too creepy, and just when he found Luke and that girl, the both of them disappeared, leaving him alone with this hideous and disgusting weirdo.
