Chapter 317
Chapter 0317 Kung Fu: The most outrageous murder case!
Iron Man:"Ah... You are all like this, why are you still a thief?"
Batman:"This is the first time I feel pity for a guy who wants to kill people, and I want to laugh when I see someone wanting to kill people.……"
Aizen:"I haven't been this happy for a long time. These two guys are the source of my happiness."……"
Heita:"Is your way of killing people to make them laugh to death?"
Kafka:"I've never seen such a stupid person, and I've never seen such an unlucky person. He's so stupid and yet so unlucky, haha.——……"
The clown:"You kill people like this... You two, change your career."
Tsunade:"Just stop being thieves! You haven't starved to death as thieves, God must have seen through you!"
Nashida:"I think it's fate that doesn't want you to kill people!"
The landlord and the landlady couldn't stop laughing. It was obvious that these two little bastards were here to kill them, but why was it so funny! ?
The old beggar in the corner once again doubted if he had found the wrong person?
Can the fate be wrong?
But they don't know that this is just the beginning, and something even more outrageous is coming!
In the picture.
Fatty Cong asked in confusion:"The handle of the knife!?"
He turned his head and saw the blade on Xingzai's arm, and asked in confusion:"There's one more, where's the handle?"
Xingzai said weakly:"How do I know where you threw it?"
Fatty Cong was confused:"Could it be the same one? There's no reason!"
After that, he pulled out the blade and looked at it carefully.
Xingzai's body twitched:"Don't……"
"Excuse me……"
Feizai Cong thrust the knife back in.
Xingzai was in so much pain that he couldn't speak.
Feizai Cong was still asking,"Do you have anything to say?" Xingzai, whose face was horrified by the pain, took a breath and said,"Yes, I have something important to do first, and then I'll contact you."
After saying that, he was ready to run away.
At this time, the landlady found them.
Feizai Cong shouted,"Oh no, we've been discovered!"
He immediately lifted up the iron cage next to him and said,"Don't come over here!"……"
As a result, the snake in the cage fell to the ground and crawled all over Xingzai's body.
Xingzai looked at Feizai Cong in despair, not daring to move.
Even the landlady was puzzled, what on earth were these two bad guys doing?
Feizai Cong squatted in front of Xingzai and said seriously:"Don't be afraid, snakes love listening to music the most."
"If I whistle, it won't bite."
Xingzi closed his eyes and said,"I won't believe you anymore.……"
But looking at the two cobras next to him that were ready to move, he said in despair:"I'll trust you again!"
Then he whistled.
Whoosh!
Two cobras bit his lips directly.
Xingzai jumped up immediately and tore off the two poisonous snakes.
The landlady was furious:"It's you bastard again!?"
The two turned and ran, and the landlady chased after them.
They burst out at an astonishing speed, and finally ended with the landlady being hit by a car.
The picture froze here.
Brother Chen and a group of younger brothers from the Axe Gang laughed so hard that they fell forward and backward, and their snot bubbles came out of their noses.
The landlord and the landlady laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.
The old beggar saw this scene and murmured,"Sure enough, I was right about the fate. There is a hidden dragon in the abyss.……"
The comment section exploded again.
Comedy Star God Hippie:"This... Humans can be so funny!? I seem to finally understand Aha."
Joy Star God Aha:"I can't laugh anymore, I can't laugh anymore! Boss host, please send me to this world, please, I have to let them be my messenger.……"
Star God of Wisdom, Boshizun:"In terms of probability, this probability is almost zero. It turns out that chance does exist.……"
Balance Star God Hu:"This world is too unbalanced, how can there be people so stupid and unlucky!"
Memory Star God Fuli:"Is this the reason why the host interviewed them? This is indeed worth remembering by the whole universe!" Tathagata
:"Ah, this."
Mikasa:"This is too stupid, they can survive like this, how easy it is to survive in this fucking world!"
Godzilla:"Are humans such a species?"
Optimus Prime:"I'm sorry, it seems I still don't know enough about the human species!"
Laojun:"I haven't been this happy for a long time! But as the saying goes, negative pole gives birth to positive pole, bad times will be followed by good times, they should finally change their luck, right?……"
No one else said much because they were all busy.
St. Freya Academy.
Kiana and Theresa laughed so hard that their noses burst."How can there be such a person? How can there be such a person?"……"
On the Starry Sky Train.
March Seventh leaned over the table and kept patting it. She really couldn't stop laughing.
Galaxy Batman sat on the sofa, hugged his hands and laughed.
Even the usually steady Uncle Yang and Ji Zi, and the cold Dan Heng, just by looking at the twitching shoulders of the three, you can tell that they can't help laughing.
City of Angels.
Keisha looked at the angels who were very uncomfortable and said,"If you want to laugh, just laugh... It's rare to be so happy in this place!"
"Some happiness is actually very simple, I...seem to understand a little bit, haha!"
Galaxy Hunter Elio, holding his belly and laughing:"This is a script I can't write……"
Kafka, Silver Wolf, and even Firefly, all laughed out loud without caring about their ladylike image.
Not only them, but almost all the audience were either laughing or laughing, which made the comment section quiet!
After a long while , someone finally spoke in the comment section. Huang Quan:"I haven't been so happy for a long time, but I still want to ask, can he survive in this situation?"
Ye Bai said:"Of course!"
(I had something to do in the afternoon, so it's even later, sorry!)
