Chapter 150 Don’t worry about my shit and farts

"Huh? Why does it smell so bad?" The Corpse King inflamed his nose and sniffed gently.

Um? Why did I bite Qin Yan's butt? What I just bit was his back! The Corpse King was extremely confused and frowned.

Um? Why is this kid so scared that he poops?

The Corpse King saw that feces oozed from Zhang Di's butt, and some of it also flowed onto his lips and flowed into his mouth along the gaps between his teeth.

Fuck you! The Corpse King cursed loudly in his heart, quickly let go of his mouth and stepped back. At the same time, he flew up and kicked Zhang Di on the butt.

The Corpse King forgot that Zhang Di was so frightened that he just pooped out. When he kicked Zhang Di on the butt, he hit the poop right on it.

With a "pop" sound, a big piece of shit was kicked into pieces inside Zhang Di's pants. At the same time, some of it seeped out from Zhang Di's pants and stuck to the feet of the Corpse King.

"Go! It stinks! What bad luck!" The Corpse King yelled, and quickly dug his feet into the soil and rubbed it back and forth.

The ancients called me Wu.

After choking for a few times, the Corpse King suddenly remembered that shit also flowed into his mouth.

The Corpse King didn't care about his image, and immediately squatted on the ground, stuffed handfuls of soil into his mouth, and began to brush his mouth with the sand as if gargling.

While brushing, the Corpse King thought angrily in his heart, Damn, this kid actually let me eat shit, I must kill him, and cut him into pieces with a thousand cuts.

Zhang Di was kicked in the butt and screamed immediately, flying out like a cannonball, then drawing an arc in mid-air and falling to the ground with a "bang".

Zhang Di happened to land on his butt. He felt like his butt was broken into countless pieces like a smashed mirror.

Could this be a comminuted fracture?

Zhang Di cried, feeling that he was so unlucky.

Qin Yan couldn't help laughing when he saw the Corpse King eating Zhang Di's "Huang Zhong Huang".

Moreover, Qin Yan felt that the Corpse King gargling his mouth was absolutely unnecessary.

If it really smells worse, Corpse King's mouth smells much worse than Zhang Di's shit.

"Damn it, you dare to laugh at me! I'm going to kill you!" When the Corpse King saw Qin Yan laughing at him, he immediately became furious, spat out the sand in his mouth, and rushed towards Qin Yan like flying.

Qin Yan immediately turned around and ran away.

"Master, we are here!" Murong Xuehan and Zhou Xiaoyu shouted at the same time, and attacked the Corpse King from the left and right respectively.

"Ugly ghost! Get out of my way! You will stain my eyes when I see you!" The Corpse King roared, and opened his arms to slap Murong Xuehan and the two ghosts respectively.

Murong Xuehan and the two female ghosts were no match for the Corpse King, and they were immediately sent flying backwards.

Qin Yan still didn't understand the Corpse King calling Zhou Xiaoyu ugly just now. Zhou Xiaoyu is a first-class beautiful female ghost, but now Qin Yan knows why?

He suddenly thought that this corpse king was from the Tang Dynasty.

People of that era considered fatness to be beautiful, so the Corpse King felt sick to his stomach when he saw the slender Zhou Xiaoyu.

"Tianshi! Come here quickly and go to Jiang Waner. Only she can deal with this corpse king!" Zhao Zishen reminded Qin Yan loudly.

Originally, Zhao Zishen used the Qimen Dunjia technique to set up several mazes and ran away, but just after running less than 800 meters, he suddenly thought that his grandson still needed Qin Yan to survive, and immediately risked his life again. Ran back.

Upon hearing Zhao Zishen's reminder, two gleams flashed in Qin Yan's eyes.

yes! Jiang Waner could beat the shit out of even Qing Ming, who was at the level of a Heavenly Master, so she would definitely be able to deal with this corpse king.

The Corpse King and the Heavenly Master are at the same level.

But just as Qin Yan was about to run away, the Corpse King had already rushed over.

"The sky is scattered, the ground is far away, the yin and yang are in harmony, everything is shining, now!" Zhao Zishen chanted a spell and threw out an illusion talisman.

The Corpse King immediately saw that the scene in front of him had changed. He was in a paradise, where white clouds were floating, the sky was blue, flowers were flying, and the grass was fragrant.

snort! To actually use illusions on me is really unreasonable.

The Corpse King thrust his hands into the air and pulled hard to both sides, and the illusion was immediately shattered.

However, Qin Yan took the opportunity to run to Zhao Zishen.

"Master Zhao, I didn't expect you to hide so much!" Qin Yan said with a smile.

"I'm ashamed! I'm ashamed! Heavenly Master, let's go quickly!" Zhao Zishen pulled Qin Yan and rushed towards the previous robbery cave.

At the same time, Murong Xuehan grabbed Zhang Di's shoulder, and Zhou Xiaoyu grabbed Xia Xueni's shoulder and flew towards the robbery hole, but Murong Xuehan covered her nose.

At this moment, Zhang Di was not only covered with feces on his butt, but also on his waist, stomach, and even his thighs.

Just now, Zhang Di was kicked by the Corpse King, and then sat down on the ground again. The lump turned into one piece, and one piece turned into a large piece.

"Sister-in-law, you are not honest! Didn't I just not know the rules before and fell in love with you? Are you going to harm me like this?" Zhang Di said with great sadness.

Murong Xuehan didn't speak. She didn't dare to open her mouth for fear that the stench would get into her nostrils.

When Qin Yan and others ran into the robber's cave, the Corpse King also chased them to the entrance of the robber's cave.

But when he saw the thief's cave, the Corpse King hesitated.

Should I enter or not? There are too many taboos here. What if I can't get out? But I really can’t reconcile myself to not killing that boy Zhang Di or accepting that boy Qin Yan!

Um? They are not afraid of those taboos, so what should I be afraid of? I'm better than them all combined.

Thinking of this, the Corpse King immediately stepped into the robbery cave.

After the Corpse King walked into the robbery cave for a while, Taoist priests such as Ma Guodong, Tiansheng and others stood up from a distance.

"Taoist Priest, who is this Jiang Waner? Can she beat that Corpse King?" Ma Guodong asked with great confusion.

When Zhao Zishen spoke just now, Ma Guodong heard it, and he was afraid that the matter would be messed up.

Taoist Priest Tiansheng shook his head and said, "Dong Ma, I don't even know who this Jiang Waner is! But..."

Having said this, Taoist Master Tian Sheng raised the corner of his mouth and revealed a sinister smile: "As long as we seal the entrance to the cave, they will not come out. They will eventually die in it! Hahaha!"

At the end of the sentence, Taoist Master Tiansheng burst into laughter with great pride.

Two fierce gleams flashed in Ma Guodong's eyes, he clenched his fists and said excitedly: "Taoist Master, in that case, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and seal the entrance of the cave!"

Taoist Master Tiansheng nodded, turned around and said to the other Taoist priests: "Fellow Taoists, let's go!"

A group of Taoist priests, led by Taoist Master Tiansheng, went straight to the entrance of the Robbery Cave.

Qin Yan and others entered the tomb palace and came to the palace gate.

When Princess Jiuyao saw Qin Yan, she said excitedly: "Master, have you come to save me?"

Before Qin Yan could speak, Zhao Zishen said loudly: "Don't talk nonsense to her, let's go in quickly! The Corpse King is chasing in!"

Zhao Zishen opened the palace door, rushed into the palace first, and went straight to the pavilion.