Chapter 46 Use the nunchaku quickly

Qin Yan gave the prison bully his middle finger. The prison bully felt that he had been humiliated and was immediately angry and evil.

"Come with me! Beat him until he is mentally retarded and has dementia!"

The prison bully gave the order, and more than a dozen prisoners immediately swarmed forward. Some raised their fists, some slapped their hands, and some kicked their legs.

Of course, everyone's goal is Qin Yan.

Qin Yan secretly shouted in his heart, Ge Laozi, is this really going to go on a killing spree? He actually didn't save any face for me!

Fortunately Xuehan got on top of me, otherwise I would have been kicked around like a ball.

"ha!"

Qin Yan yelled, did a horse stance, and then sang Jay Chou's nunchaku loudly: "What are you doing! What are you doing! I kicked you away!"

With a "bang", the little gangster was kicked away by Qin Yan.

"What are you doing! What are you doing! I kicked you away!"

With a "bang", a prisoner was kicked away by Qin Yan!

"What are you doing! What are you doing! I've knocked you down with one punch!"

With a "bang" sound, a prisoner was punched in the panda eye by Qin Yan, staggered twice and fell to the ground.

"What are you doing! What are you doing! You were knocked down by my palm!"

With a "bang", a prisoner was knocked down by Qin Yan's palm, covering his chest and howling loudly.

…

As he chanted, Qin Yan's body was like a ghost, interspersing among the prisoners and knocking them down one after another.

And almost every strike knocked down one.

In a short time, more than ten prisoners had been knocked to the ground by Qin Yan, either holding their stomachs or covering their eyes.

"Hurry up and use the nunchucks! Hahaha! Those who practice martial arts must remember that the benevolent are invincible! Who is practicing Tai Chi! It's booming! I only use the nunchucks! Hahahaha! Use the nunchakus quickly! Haha! Humph! If I had Qinggong, I could fly over walls and fly over walls! I would be upright and unyielding! I would be upright! Humph!"

As the last word "hum" was sung, Qin Yan finally shut his mouth.

The prison bully opened his eyes wide and looked at Qin Yan with dull eyes. The expression on his face was as fresh as if it had been frozen.

He even kept his hand raised in the air and forgot to take it down.

Zhang Di was the same, looking at Qin Yan in disbelief, the expression on his face was more surprised than seeing a ghost.

Qin Yan touched his Adam's apple and said with some embarrassment, "I'm sorry! I slept late in the past few days and got a little angry, so the songs I sang were tinged with fireworks!"

After hearing Qin Yan's words, the prisoners who were knocked down by him cursed in their hearts:

"Fuck you, mother! You're not just stained with some smoke from fireworks! Your whole body is stained with smoke from fireworks, okay! That kick just now almost knocked out my lungs!"

"You're just pretending to be six! I'm just a little angry. The eyes I punched just now doubled in size in an instant! It was obviously a two point zero eye, but now you have directly turned into glaucoma? ! Is there any?"

"Little bastard, if I made you even more angry, why didn't I just let you dissect me with that palm of your hand? That palm was like a scalpel, and you opened my chest with just a snap! Is your father a pig butcher? ?”

"..."

However, they only dared to keep their words in their hearts and did not dare to say them out at all, for fear that Qin Yan would give them another question: What are you doing? What to do? I've kicked him away!

"Hey! I sang it wrong just now!"

Qin Yan scratched his head and said with some embarrassment: "I didn't use the nunchaku just now! I used my feet and hands!"

"Come on, come on! Everyone, get up again and cooperate with me!"

As Qin Yan spoke, he waved to the prisoners lying on the ground.

Just now they were screaming loudly like they were killing pigs. Now after hearing Qin Yan's words, everyone was so frightened that they didn't dare to howl anymore.

The little gangster was the most excited. He lay on the ground with a cry of "ah" and pretended to be unconscious.

Others followed suit, "Ah" one after another, and all lay on the ground.

In the blink of an eye, the ground was covered with people pretending to be dead.

Qin Yan shrugged, raised his head and looked at the prison bully, looking like a good person and said, "Will you cooperate with me?"

"Ah!" Prison Bully came back to his senses and pointed to his nose.

Qin Yan nodded and looked at the prison bully with a smile, his eyes were kind and kind.

The prison bully quickly waved his hand and said with fear and flattery: "Brother, you don't remember the faults of villains, so please spare me! I will definitely serve you front and back from now on!"

Qin Yan shook his head and said with a smile: "You are not willing to sing a song with me even if I ask you to sing a song with me. How can you serve me in the future?"

Qin Yan's words choked the prison bully, and he didn't know what to say.

"Don't make me get mad! Even your mother is scared when I get mad!" Qin Yan stared and raised his eyebrows.

"Ah! My heart hurts so much! I have a heart disease!" The prison bully suddenly thought out of his wits, rolled his eyes and rolled from the bed to the ground, pretending to be unconscious.

However, the prison bully's acting talent was too poor and he had no professionalism. When he rolled off the bed, he accidentally knocked his head. He couldn't help but hum and touched his forehead with his hand.

Gosh, this acting is too poor! Not to mention viewers like me, even mentally retarded viewers can tell that you are pretending to be comatose.

Just when Qin Yan was about to take action, Zhang Di took action.

Zhang Di walked up to the prison bully, kicked him in the stomach, and yelled, "Pretend! I'll let you pretend! Die for me!"

The prison bully was kicked until he hugged his stomach, and said with a sad face: "Two eldest brothers, brother, I am blind and can't see the mountains. Can you let me go?"

Before Qin Yan could speak, Zhang Di said loudly: "No!"

Zhang Di pointed to the dark circles under his eyes and said, "Did you see it? I've been given a smoky look. Do you think I can spare you?"

"This...this..."

"Is this you?"

With a "pop" sound, Zhang Di slapped the prison bully hard.

With Qin Yan here, although the prison bully was slapped in the face, he was as obedient as his little daughter-in-law and did not dare to move at all.

"Snapped!"

There was another sound, and Zhang Di said while beating: "No! I have long said that my brother is an expert and can summon many female ghosts. You don't believe it, and you dare to hit me in the mouth, and you dare to let me I'm just like a dog squatting at the bathroom door!"

"Snap, snap, snap!"

Zhang Di was beating and scolding, venting his anger, grievances, and depression while trying to regain his lost dignity.

Qin Yan looked at Zhang Di speechless for a while, letting him vent his anger.

"Xuehan, can't you tell? You are actually a fan of Jay Chou!" Although Qin Yan knows Jay Chou, he is not a fan of Jay Chou.

"Qin Yan, someone is here!" Murong Xuehan did not answer Qin Yan's words.