Chapter 12: The power of the tree of life
Huang Lao was so excited that he discovered the ape-man skull, which is incredible. I heard that it was raining in the area, and there was also rain on the phone. The ape-man skull was in a deep pit, and he couldn’t help but anxiously said: “He Ming, listen, I’ll report to form an archeological team and rush over overnight. You must protect the scene and the ape-man skull fossil. The rain is ruined!"
He Ming said: "Wait, Huang Lao, you report to the government, don't I have no money to earn?" This is a red item. Blu-ray porcelain has sold for tens of millions, let alone red light.
Huang Lao couldn't laugh or cry, "That is a priceless cultural relic about the origin of mankind. It is a national treasure and must be handed over to the country! Do you want to buy and sell? Xiaohe, protect it. When the archaeological team arrives, you are the skull of the ape man in Malan Mountain The discoverer, suddenly became famous!"
Such a result, He Ming is speechless, maybe he can get a little fame?
Tragedy, too precious to be shot.
Maybe hundreds of millions of RMB.
He Ming is holding the ape-man skull with his careless appearance. Every archaeologist will rush to crush him.
After thinking about it, He Ming took off his undershirt and tied the knot. Then, perhaps the most expensive Versace undershirt in history was born, valued at 5,500 yuan, and he declined to bargain.
Not a bag is really troublesome. Thinking about it, He Ming would enter all items with green light, whether bones or stone tools. Finally, I took a look and found nothing, so I put away my glasses, climbed out of the pit, started the motorcycle, and flashed people.
He Ming came to the old house in the old town, and it was empty. He Ming went in and turned on the lights. He saw that in the bedroom of himself and his sister, there were already some big and small bags arranged. It seemed that his family was going to move overnight.
He Ming put the "Versace Sack" aside, found out his old clothes, took a shower and regained his spirit.
And during this time, Huang Lao called a few more times, asking about the ape-man skull. He was relieved to hear that He Ming had moved to his own home.
He Ming went out, his stomach was already very hungry, the sky was beautiful, and the rain stopped. When he arrived at the New Era Hotel, it was already eight o'clock. He knew that the He family had packed a floor and opened 50 tables. Almost five hundred people went there.
"He Ming is here! We have been waiting for you for a long time, so let's talk about your rich story." Suddenly a large group of acquaintances and friends gathered around.
He Ming was caught off guard and waved his hands again and again: "Uncles, aunts, uncles, grandparents, brothers and sisters, let me fill my stomach first. Let me talk about the story of getting rich!"
Everyone responded, and gradually dispersed, He Ming came to the table of his family. Dad He didn't know where he went to fight with others, and the sisters were not there, only He Ma was eating.
Seeing He Ming coming, he immediately said happily: "Xiao Ming, I am so happy today. I didn't expect, I didn't expect such a good thing to happen. I am so happy."
He Ming nodded to eat. He's mother told a story. About the time He Ming was three or four years old, He's mother took him to see his face. The minister looked at the expressionless Xiaozheng Tai He Ming and felt a little flustered. . Just tell He Ma, the little bean sprouts in front of me have a terrific appearance. They want to be rich and noble. They are beautiful and attractive, and they have a keel and are too expensive. 20 years old will get rich.
"Look at it, it's realized! Wait, why did you change your clothes, you changed into an old one, what about the original high-quality goods?"
He Ma kept talking.
He Ming nodded and ate wildly. The smiling eldest sister came over and said, "Xiao Ming is finally back. Everyone is too enthusiastic and insists on congratulating Daddy for saving face. He opened a table of 5,000 yuan. A total of 250,000. Do you have enough money?"
"What's the highest standard..." He Ming swallowed a fast lobster and said with a face of upstart. "It's only 250,000. For me, it's drizzling. I have more than 10 million in the bank. And just now, I got a real treasure of infinite value!" He Ming greeted the waiter. , Said: "How much is a table of the highest standard in your restaurant."
The waiter smiled and said: "Hello sir, the highest standard of our restaurant is 10,000 yuan per table. Emperor class enjoyment..."
"50 tables are all for the standard of 10,000 yuan, and all come to the emperor level to enjoy! 5000 tables will continue to be served! He Ming said, the elder sister was surprised: "Okay, brother, this is a total of 750,000, and we even have gifts. Did not receive it. You said your bank still has more than 10 million? How much money did you earn? The second sister’s Lamborghini is probably over 5 million. "
He Ming commanded the waiter to order the Emperor-class enjoyment, ate something, and said, "Dear eldest sister, don’t worry about it, I’m getting rich every day. I’m always getting rich. You won’t know how I got rich. Because neither do I Know what I will find next moment."
He Ma admired the pair of top red jade bracelets and said, "Bing Bing, don’t worry about Xiao Ming, he and us are not the same person. He is like the sage warrior said, the dragon is like the sea, and the dragon is soaring, so we can enjoy his blessing. Up."
He Ming nodded, blinked, and looked at He Ma. She was dressed up tonight, as if she was radiant and young for ten years, but the wrinkles in the corners of her eyes, hidden fatigue, and no longer slim body lines are already 47. -Year-old middle-aged woman.
This is the person who loves him the most. He Ming can't bear this feeling anymore, and said excitedly: "Mom, I just said that I got a baby. I wanted to give you a New Year's gift for the Chinese New Year tomorrow, but this one The baby is too precious, indescribably precious. I think it is the best for you now. You will definitely have a magic power that all women want to have."
Ma He smiled, "What dear, is it a jade bracelet again?" As he said, she looked at the red jade bracelet lovingly and said: "This bracelet, old sisters are very envious."
He Ming laughed. He ate a lobster in excitement, swallowing the lobster skin, and then said: "10,000 jade bracelets can't compare to it!!!"
turned his head to the eldest sister, "Sister, please find me a weighing object, accurate to the gram."
He Bing nodded gently, and said, "Okay, I'm going to borrow it from a restaurant, they must have one."
He Ming looked around. Everyone was very excited because they had added a table of Emperor Class, and he and his mother were the only ones on this table.
He Ming leaned over and whispered softly: "Mom, this treasure can restore your youth, rejuvenate your body, everything becomes younger, and your physical fitness will be greatly changed! Super baby! Anyone dreams of, You must keep it secret and don't get too excited."
He's mother smiled and said, "My dear son, are you telling myths? How can there be such a thing, everyone has to get old. Mom is not surprised, seeing our He family today, I have no regrets."
He Ming knew that before seeing it, it was meaningless to talk nonsense. He continued to eat, hehe smiled and said, "You'll know it then."
Sister found a weighing machine, which is used by the restaurant to weigh meat, which can be accurate to one gram.
He Ming excitedly took out the egg-sized tree of life from his arms and placed it on the weighing machine, 1436 grams.
Great, He Ming was so excited, so many grams, a piece of wood that looks like a small egg, can hold the soul of a giant Tyrannosaurus rex on three floors, and can also restore a person's youth.
While watching, the eldest sister asked He Ma in surprise: "Xiao Ming, what is this? What is this? He is so nervous that he is sweating."
He Ma explained, the eldest sister covered her mouth and smiled: "Xiao Ming, where did you hear the ghost story, don't be superstitious. Science can't restore youth, you can do this thing? It's ridiculous."
He Ming smiled and said nothing. He picked up a table knife, carefully cut a piece, and then put it on: 53 grams.
He Ming smiled nervously: "This corner can be compared to a ton of gold." As he said, he continued to cut a piece and put it on, exactly 103 grams.
This number is just right, it will not be less than 100 grams, lest the effect is not great, and it will not be too high to waste.
He Ming quickly put the Tree of Life away and put it in his arms nervously.
Then He Ming put the two pieces of life wood in a bowl, handed it to He Ma, and said: "Mom eat it, and then you are 18 years old, younger than us, go shopping with your sisters, three sisters ."
He Ming believes that glasses are better than himself, so he directly gave the tree of life to He Ma without trial. This is a natural instinct. This is the feeling of getting the tree of life and the reason why the fish are crazy.
Of course, it is also because of He Ming's impulsive character.
He Ma took a look, took it, and the eldest sister wanted to persuade him, so He swallowed it, and said: "Today Xiao Ming gave us such a big surprise, even if we take poison, I am willing!"
The eldest sister looked at He Ma nervously, for fear of her having an accident, He Ma smiled and said, "I feel in my stomach. I have just eaten a lot of food. It takes a certain time for digestion. Don't look at it. How can it be effective? Things." But before she finished speaking, she saw He Ming laugh, and the eldest daughter He Bing's expression like a ghost.
He Ma immediately felt the endless changes in the body, all fatigue disappeared at once, and the vitality was infinite, just like the healthiest moment of life, every breath, with very hard work, the air becomes extremely fresh!
He Ma quickly looked at herself, rolled up her sleeves, touched her thighs, and even stroked her **** in a gloomy manner. He Ma's arm, visible to the naked eye, changed from a middle-aged woman's hand to a smooth and white hand, even more beautiful than He Ma's most beautiful moment.
He Ming and his sister witnessed this miracle. In more than ten seconds, it was like 20 years back in time. In a blink of an eye, He's mother became a young beauty of about 20 years old, and even the clothes on her body looked old-fashioned!
"This!!!" Big sister He Bing couldn't believe it! She left her position and stayed like a wooden chicken.
"Right, Mom. Congratulations on returning to the age of eighteen." He Ming said, going to eat. At this time, leave it to He Ma to feel it for herself. He needn't say anything.
He's mother hadn't spoken for a long time, she kept touching and observing herself, not even letting go of her toes.
Then she got up and hurried to the bathroom.
Sister He Bing glanced at He Ming, her eyes were indescribable, she was looking at a god. Then she sat over with enthusiasm and said charmingly: "Dear brother Xiaoming, hurry up, give me a little of that thing. I will also try my youth."
"What?" He Ming raised his head puzzledly, "You are only 24 years old! You just left puberty! Wait until you are 44 years old."
"You are 44 years old, and you still have that stuff. That's a hell! And youth is 18 years old, only 18 years old! You give it to me right away!" He Bing came to grab the tree of life with excitement.
He Ming saw the cold eldest sister so crazy for the first time. Crazy than morning.
"Okay, I'll give it. Why are you so excited." He Ming took out the Tree of Life and cut a piece of 107. He Bing said it would be bigger. He Ming explained: "You can regain your youth with more than 100 grams!"
"Bigger! Otherwise I will get angry."
He Ming was speechless, cut a 143g piece, He Bing took it and swallowed it directly. Then he took away the 107 grams.
What the heck! You are too cruel. He Ming was speechless, but fortunately, the Tree of Life itself was the embodiment of life and would not be harmful. "I really underestimated a woman's passion for her looks."
Soon He Bing smiled. She looked at her hands and arms. Sure enough, her skin became smoother and tenderer visible to the naked eye. Although it was not as much as that of He Ma, she had a temperament and a huge physical fitness. The change, like a 24-year-old professional woman turned into an 18-year-old teenage girl. The dress is not sexy, but coquettish and cute.
He Bing looked at himself in the mirror and smiled silently.
He Ming ate the newly-launched king-class delicacy, a crab, nodded and said, "You should call my brother." After eating the crab roe, He Ming also wanted to try the taste of the tree of life very much in his heart. He cut a piece, he was very generous to himself. I cut 180 grams at once and swallowed it in one bite.
The tree of life is a bit hard to swallow, but it is digested at an extremely fast speed. He Ming feels the whole body is resurrecting, and the cells are cheering!
After a while, He Ming caught the elder sister's mirror, and he turned into a good lady, and even the sighing beard disappeared completely.
The eyes are bright, and the energy is endless at first glance, and the skin is smooth and tender, and it feels so beautiful.
He Ming and his eldest sister He Bing glanced at each other and laughed. Then He Ma came back. The youth version of He Ma sat on her seat and did not speak. He Ming smiled and said: "Mom, how does it feel to be rejuvenated. Beautiful, I often say that you were beautiful when you were young. Now when you look at it, it really is."
Madam He ignored He Ming’s teasing and said to the eldest sister He Bing: “Bingbing, look, I washed off the cosmetics. This skin, almost, no cosmetics is needed. I went to the toilet and I took a look at my body. All young people It’s the same! I just went crazy in the toilet, doing difficult moves that could only be done when I was young, and now I can do it easily. A cleaner came in and she was shocked!"
He Bing smiled and said, "Mom, it's nice to be young. You are so beautiful, so nice."
He Ming interrupted again and said, ""Mom, stop acting like a baby. It’s great for you to go out and walk on the streets and turn your heads back a lot. The little girls all envy your skin. "
He Ma grabbed He Ming’s face and rubbed it vigorously, her eyes were extremely pleased, “You fool, why don’t you go home and give it to me. Now, what should I do now!! I have to leave quickly, you just say I’m sick , Go back first. Otherwise, the old sisters will make trouble at first sight."
He Ming said: "What are you afraid of, saying that you are in a good mood and drinking too much, you read it wrong. As you talk, everyone believes you are so young."
"Do you think everyone is as confused as you?" He Ma said, "Baby give me some more."
He Ming wanted to divide it up soon, tragedy, so he cut another piece of 150 grams, and said you should keep this piece of mom, and cut another piece of 106 grams, and said that this piece is for the old man.
In this way, the tree of life of 1436 grams has become 647 grams. He Ma carefully put it away, as if she was collecting a priceless treasure. Indeed, compared with the Tree of Life, the best red jade bracelet became a joke.
He Ming said: "Everyone must keep secrets. Be sure to keep secrets within the limits of our family. Some people ask you to use foreign cosmetics when you are young, or if you have money, you will be well. They all believed it!"
"What do you believe?" A fragrant woman was sitting next to He Ming, with a hand around He Ming's neck, her pretty face flushed with drinking, her short hair scattered, her voice charming, "What do you believe? Dear Xiao Ming, you I finally came back. They have been waiting for you for a long time, they miss you so much. Come and have a drink..."
Before finishing talking, He Fang's eyes became surprised. He straightened up and said in surprise: "Mom, I am drunk and dazzled? Why are you so young. Wait. You look like 20 years old. It’s too strange! And sister, why are you 18 years old?!"
Everyone smiled and told He Fang what was going on.
He Fang sucked in the air-conditioning. She grabbed He Ming with a force that was indescribable: "Give it to me, give it to me! Baby, give it to me!"
He Ming was speechless, and cut a 112-gram piece. He Fang was extremely dissatisfied. He looked at the big piece and tried to grab it. He Ming cut another piece of 143 grams, and said, "Eat 143 grams. Collect 112 grams. After 30 years, you are still young and your son is old. You will be able to be a mother and child if you give it to him. If you eat all the pieces, it is estimated that you will become a little girl with no menstruation, and scream in fright again."
In the end, He Ming only had one piece of 392 grams. He decided to collect it and he would not make it easily. This is life.
He Fang swallowed 143 grams. He Ma saw how she became younger this time.
He Fang observed himself last, grabbed the 112-gram life tree, and fled to the bathroom. He Bing also followed.
Ma He smiled happily and said: "I pretended to be sick and left. You can help explain it."
Then He Ming went to the lobby to tell his story about getting rich. He went to toast everywhere. When he left the restaurant, it was already eleven o'clock. The family went back and moved overnight. He Ming went to the big pharmacy to buy Viagra and prepare to practice toad gong.
just received a call from Huang Lao, he arrived at Malanshan City in only four hours.
A convoy came with more than twenty cars. In the first car, a woman jumped out of the car. She was so heroic and walked quickly. It was He Ming’s cheap gangster sister.
She said excitedly: "Good job, Xiao Ming, it's amazing, I'm here too, your discovery is destined to be a global sensation, provided that you don't lie! Otherwise you are miserable. Followed by reporters and a group of big people It."
He Ming said in surprise: "Ape-man skull, how come there are so many people."
As soon as the words came out, the British group rolled their eyes and said: "Idiot, how can you find so many treasures with your knowledge of cultural relics? Professional archaeologists can't find it!"
At this time, Huang Lao, Huang Xuexiong and a few old people who He Ming didn't know got out of the car and walked over quickly. Huang Lao approached, and said anxiously, "Where is the ape-man skull?"
"at my place."
"We will go right away."
In He Ming's home, He Ming opened the "Versace Sack" in the strange eyes of his parents and two sisters.
Everyone was surprised, and then they laughed together.
At the moment when the ape-man skull was exposed, the fluorescent lights flashed into one. The reporter's camera recorded this sacred and ridiculous scene. UU reading www.uukanshu.com Huang Lao and others immediately applauded, it is definitely ape-man skull.
The ape-man skull was directly taken away by the expert team, and then they went to the scene, and they were doing archaeology overnight and building temporary tents for drainage.
He Ming found an excuse and went to the mountain to practice toad gong. After half an hour came back, the British group was a little puzzled. He Ming seemed to have become stronger again and his body became bigger.
The entire wasteland became very lively and became a protection site. He Ming's axe and the thrown oil drum became protection products. Huang Lao was dissatisfied and surprised at He Ming's rude exploration.
Many vehicles came, and many famous archaeological experts in the domestic industry arrived overnight. He Ming at least accepted interviews with more than a dozen news reporters. His unified tone was that I felt a treasure, so I dug and looked at it.
The truck that was in the accident was also found, but only a few news reporters interviewed the traffic police, and then went to Ben Ape Man to find the scene.
He Ming was speechless. Fortunately, the homeless man was wiped out early, otherwise he would turn from a discoverer of a great archeological deed to a suspected murderer in an instant.
"Comrade He Ming, hello, hello." At five o'clock in the morning, He Ming was awakened in the tent and came out. He was sleepy and a big man came over, the real heavyweight, the British father, the province’s Secretary of the Provincial Party Committee, Yingwei.
"Thank you for your major discovery in archaeology, the country and Jiang Province will never forget you." The big man clasped He Ming's hand firmly. He Ming faced the camera and took photos, shaking hands with the Secretary of the Provincial Party Committee. He tried his best to show a handsome smile, but his stiff corners of the mouth, messy hair, and eye feces deeply betrayed his "worrisome" essence.
A piece of red light, with this result, it's not bad. He Ming thought. The smile became more rigid.
