Chapter 24: Pretend to be crazy
There are too many goods piled up, the waiters at the three cashiers are busy, and the people who come to this supermarket to shop are complaining. But seeing He Ming crowded around and asked for autographs and photos.
He Ming saw his "fan" for the first time and nodded: "No problem." When signing, He Ming deliberately wrote very scribbled, so that's celebrity style. If you write it, you can see what your name is. Yes, then you are just a third-rate person with little reputation, and you still expect your signature to increase your reputation, right?
The person in charge of the supermarket said: "Come here, take a picture of me and Master He Ming. Then zoom in and put it in the supermarket, and say, the famous archeologist, the discoverer of the ape-man skull in Malan Mountain, and the supermarket designated by Master He Ming. Master He Ming, no Do you know if you authorize it?"
He Ming nodded: "My honour. Come, come and take a picture of me and the boss. The ad slogan can be written like this, I found the skull of ape, and you will find the most complete and cheapest goods in the city."
"Too great, worthy of being a master." The person in charge of the supermarket clapped his hands and praised: "Today, Master He Ming, whoever you come to buy, all the best prices are discounted."
How could He Ming ruin his reputation because of a small amount of money, and said: "No, no, no, no, pay in full. If you do this, the impact is not good. People in society want to say that I am famous and take advantage of hard-working businessmen everywhere."
The person in charge was moved and said: "The master is worthy of being a master. He really took good care of our small businessmen. I am moved!"
The two continued to flatter each other, and the waitress on one side quietly said to her companion: "I feel disgusting. You can talk to the boss for so long."
The partner said: "It's because you are still He Ming's fan on the Internet, saying the pride of Malanshan."
The waitress wanted to say, but He Ming came over and smiled at her. The waitress was stunned. It wasn't until He Ming left that he took his companion and said excitedly: "See if you don't, he smiled at me!"
The companion buttoned his nose, and then said: "Quickly check out!"
He Ming opened a bottle of Master Kong Ice Tea and drank it without paying. This is the privilege of a celebrity, and no one will trouble him because of this.
He Ming looked at Master Kong's red iced tea and thought, "It's very famous to be famous. When I discover more great ancient relics, Master Kong's iced tea will ask me to be the advertising spokesperson."
When the time comes, how should I say the advertisement?
Ice tea, I choose Master Kong? Nothing new.
Master Kang's ice tea, you deserve it? It's pretty hard.
was thinking, He Ming saw Situ Haoran pushing a shopping cart and rushing past like the wind, full of high-end goods.
He Ming called him, walked over, took a look, and said, "Situ Haoran, you buy so many imported chocolates, foreign wines, and cigarettes. You also buy milk powder?"
Situ Haoran said anxiously: "Of course, milk powder, my mother can drink it too." After speaking, he left like a wind.
"Does your mother still drink baby milk powder? Then feed you milk?" He Ming was speechless, and picked up a shopping cart by himself, and ransacked it wildly. It is strange to think of his sister by He Longhao's greedy character.
Finally, at half past four, He Ming took care of paying the bill. He spent more than 800,000 and almost wiped out the goods on the shelves. This attracted the constant enthusiasm and reluctance of the person in charge of the supermarket to retain He Ming. Customers like this would come here every day. All right.
He Ming drank Red Bull out of the supermarket, watching his relatives who were sweating profusely in the winter, from the youngest nephew panting and drinking Deluxe, to He Longhao also sweating profusely, drinking sports drinks, and finally , The closest relatives to him
The cousin who was near was also very excited, his cheeks flushed, He Ming felt almost over, clapped his hands and said, "Okay, you move the goods into the big truck and take a taxi back by yourself. I have things to do, and I will leave first. Wait a minute. See you, go back and count the "trophies" first."
"Okay, Brother He Ming, see you later." The crowd shouted excitedly.
He Longhao said: "Brother, what are you going to do?"
He Ming said: "I have something. You give him what I bought for your sister, don't embezzle, or there will be no play for you in Songjiang tomorrow!" Since the outer packaging of the goods is written with the name, I am not afraid of taking it wrong.
He Longhao straightened his chest, and said with complete justice: "Absolutely not, I promise to complete the task."
Situ Haoran walked to the Hummer and smoked a high-end cigarette. He bought a few boxes just now, which was really cool. He shook his hand and said without looking back: "Brother, go ahead. I'm leaving now."
This guy is not enthusiastic after getting the benefits.
He Longhao quickly followed: "I am sitting in front of the Hummer."
He Ming was not relieved, watching everyone put the goods, counted them, and let them go. Four large trucks, three rental cars, led by an arrogant red Hummer.
Finally, He Mingcai rode his bike and rushed onto the road. At this moment, it was getting dark and it was about to eat. He took the opportunity to explore the treasure.
Since I got rich, I didn’t use all the money, what I wanted and what I wanted, it’s almost perfect, but because of this, there are more people and things affected, and I really don’t have enough time.
No wonder He Ming remembered that in the past, watching a Qing opera, there was always a surnamed Kang, no, the emperor surnamed Ai always said, give me another five hundred years! Oh, give me another five hundred years.
At that time, He Ming always said: "Wash and sleep. Give you two hundred years. You will be the last emperor." The whole family laughed together.
When he arrived at the residential building, He Ming repeated his old tricks. He took out his hat from his backpack and looked at the cash in the bag. There was more than 100,000. Today I gave a lot of money for the new year, but my father also got a lot of cash supplements. , So it's over 100,000 now. It is estimated to miss a lot.
Disguised, He Ming knocked on the door of a residential building, saw the door open, pretended to smile sincerely, and said: "Hello. I am a government official in the population and housing survey..."
"Come in quickly, come in quickly. It's been a long time for you. I heard that the demographic dividend was paid out in the building in front. Why didn't our family have it? It turned out. Comrades, the job is not in place. What kind of unit? You one
People send money, which is too inefficient. "A middle-aged woman who seems to be working in a street office greeted He Ming enthusiastically. In the house, a pair of sisters around 18 years old, a middle-aged man, and an old woman and an old woman
Grandpa.
"Six people, 1,200 yuan." He Ming counted the money and handed it over. The middle-aged woman took it with a smile, looked at the true and false, and repeatedly counted, then let her husband, the middle-aged person take care of the rest of the work. Up.
"The house is nice and antique." He Ming pretended to record the data and scanned the house. Is there any green light? At this time, because his senses were no longer human, He Ming heard a pair of sisters surrounding their mother in the outhouse, and the sister said, "That person is weird, wearing a hat, not like a good person."
"Go, stupid girl, I want such a bad guy to come every day, do I still work? Just wait for that kid." The middle-aged woman put away the money and taught her elder daughter.
The little daughter giggled, but she greeted her sister's anger.
He Ming looked at the house but didn’t find it. As a result, he went out and was about to say goodbye. He saw a subtle light in front of a statue of God of Wealth. In addition to natural light, artificial light, and the light from the magic glasses, it was unrecognizable, only Subtle and powerful.
For example, the tree of life has a red light soaring into the sky, which is extremely bright. Similarly, the toad gong cheat is only a faint red light. That color is very beautiful and cannot be forged.
But on the other side of the statue of God of Wealth, He Ming saw a faint blue light!
"Oh, you are worshiping the statue of the God of Wealth. I also worshipped at my house. I was too anxious to go out today and forgot to worship the statue of God of Wealth. I want to gamble with people at night. Can you let me worship the statue of God of Wealth and get a good dip? Fortune?" He Ming said.
The family was a little surprised, the old lady laughed, and the old man was drinking tea, thinking this "government member" was a bit interesting.
"Of course it's good." The middle-aged woman agreed, turning her head and whispering: "You are so insincere. You are so insincere that you didn't have any pants to wear today." The two sisters glanced at each other and laughed.
He Ming went to light incense and tried to get as close as possible, but a minute passed, but there was no information.
what happened? He Ming worked hard to identify the source of the blue light. It was posted behind the statue of God of Wealth. In other words, behind the statue of God of Wealth, what excuse did he use to remove the statue of God of Wealth?
He Ming thought of a wonderful way in a very short period of time. He suddenly shook all over his body, trembling, and said in his mouth: "It's not good, it's not good, my shofar wind broke out." With that, He Ming picked it up. The middle-aged woman's family was taken aback when she lost the statue of God of Wealth, trembling all over, as if about to fall.
The old lady turned into a cough with a smile. The grandfather took a sip of tea. The two sisters were shocked. The middle-aged man rushed over. The middle-aged woman performed the most wonderfully. She snatched the statue of God of Wealth and said, "Don't Don't don't, go out quickly. Don't go crazy in my house." He Ming was pushed around.
How can He Ming, now he has a strong physique, and a few women can't push him. He pretends to be a shofar and sticks to the blue light. At first glance, he was really **** admired, it was in the wall.
Do nothing and do it endlessly, picking up a pair of scissors nearby, pushing it hard into the wall, and then digging, he was so powerful that he broke the wall.
"Mom, he is crazy, call an ambulance, don't get close, he is holding scissors." The eldest daughter stopped the middle-aged woman, and then asked the younger sister to call quickly.
He Ming turned his head and said fiercely: "Don't call. My illness has occurred, you call, I will be more crazy. Just wait." Or, He Ming tried to imitate the schizophrenic patient and used scissors. Dig around the blue light.
"Oh my god, don't dig my walls! Ouch, my ancestors." the middle-aged woman cried. His husband persuaded: "It's okay, the wall is worthless, just make up. He just paid 1,200 yuan."
The middle-aged woman said angrily: "What do you know, 1200 is the government's demographic dividend, which we all have and deserves. He destroys the wall and destroys private property! We have to make up for it. Can you compare? "
He Ming finally saw the blue light. The blue light came out of a brick. He Ming took it out and came out. In the eyes of others, they watched He Ming take out a brick, and then suddenly stopped shaking, just staring at the brick. It's really weird.
The news came out this time.
An ordinary brick with an abnormality inside.
value 40.
Attention, there is an abnormality in the brick, and further detection is recommended.
The Blu-ray is great again.
He Ming thought for a while, then turned around and said: "Oh-my illness is cured. Oh, uncles and aunts, grandparents, you are frightened. Please accept my apology." His face changed naturally, and his body changed from trembling to calm. Really the level of Warner actor.
The family was relieved when He Ming was restored to its original state. The middle-aged woman stamped her feet and said, "What about our house!"
He Ming said: "I will pay one thousand is enough."
"One thousand! Good. However, you have to pay for the mental loss of the six of us. Each one is one hundred, no, two hundred!" The middle-aged woman extorted, with the style of Situ Haoran.
He Ming received the blue light, easily counted 2,200 yuan, and was about to leave.
"What are you doing with my bricks?" said the older sister among the sisters.
He Ming turned his head and thought, and said: "Oh, every time I get sick, I have to destroy things. I went to a doctor to see a doctor. He told me that after every time you got sick, you should take whatever you hold in your hand. Going back, it will be effective for disease research."
Sister was puzzled: "I'm from a medical school, why haven't I heard of it."
"Recent remedies." He Ming said: "I'm leaving, I have to send money."
"Wait, that brick is placed behind the statue of God of Wealth, the essence of the sun and the moon, it has aura. You can take it with you, 500 yuan, not 1,000 yuan!" The middle-aged woman rushed over again.
He Ming nodded repeatedly and said, "Okay, okay. It should be necessary."
paid again, and the middle-aged woman got 3200 yuan at once. She counted the money repeatedly and smiled openly; the old lady laughed again, and the grandfather drank tea again. The middle-aged man was ashamed and shook his head.
The younger sister among the sisters also looked at He Ming like a fool, but the older sister was quite calm. She looked at He Ming up and down until He Ming disappeared and said: "This guy has a problem. He wears a top brand, all luxury goods. , The total value is tens of thousands, the goods in the hat supermarket, the glasses do not show the price. What kind of dress is a civil servant?"
"What tens of thousands of dresses?" The middle-aged woman said anxiously: "This kind of fat sheep with a problematic brain, I just knocked him 10,000!"
He Ming went out, blue light arrived, very happy. Hiding in the corner of the stairwell, he couldn't wait to smash the bricks cautiously. The last time the blue light item was a blue military post, it was sold for 8.88 million. This time, I don't know what it is and how much it costs.
When the brick was knocked, the contents inside were exposed, wrapped in a mass of clothing.
He Ming also thinks that clothes are treasures, and he untied them carefully, but there was no blue light and they were torn apart.
It turned out that there was a jade Buddha inside, which was wider than a larger mouse, the same thickness and width, and it was very powerful in the hand.
No wonder an old brick, a relatively large old brick, has only a thin skin. Because the Jade Buddha itself is quite big.
The Jade Buddha is pure and white, with delicate hands, especially the workmanship is extremely realistic, the face is compassionate, with a touch of majesty. From beginning to end, no matter the hand posture or the lines, there are no shortcomings, and it is amazingly perfect and harmonious.
The real best! He Ming's heart beats wildly. Then the information came out after scanning.
Blu-ray items~www.wuxiaspot.com~The Big Day Tathagata Buddha of the Southern and Northern Dynasties.
value 40.
The appearance is perfect, the workmanship is perfect.
This item has magical abilities, long-term play, can drive away evil spirits, calm the mind.
He Ming rubbed the Jade Buddha hard against his face. It felt so good, so perfect, and the texture was so great.
is the same as that superb porcelain, should I get it?
He Ming thought for a minute, of course, the best products are worth the money. Forget it, I just spent almost 2 million today, and tomorrow I will go to the luxury shop to do a crazy raid. If I don’t do anything, I will soon run out of money.
called Huang Xuexiong, he was going to fly back to Songjiang, He Ming emphasized: "Brother Huang, I found the real best!"
called the British group again: "Sister, I found the real best!"
They both decided to meet at the guest house at 6 o'clock. He Mingcai hung up the phone and looked at the table below. It was only after 5 o'clock. Haha. It took less than half an hour to get a superb product. There is still a lot of time, He Ming cherishly protects the Jade Buddha
In his arms, he was ready to go up and pick up the leaks, kick off the broken bricks and destroy the "criminal evidence", only to find a note among the torn clothes. It says that I am Chen Sheng. As the People's Liberation Army entered the city, the superb mutton fat jade Buddha was collected on masonry
, to get it from the destined person, cherish it.
He Ming understood that before the liberation, many wealthy people hid treasures, and this surname Chen hid them in the bricks. No wonder the bricks are very old. After reading it, He Ming lit a cigarette and burned the note. He said: "Thank you. I am the one who is destined. You can rest in peace underground."
He didn't know if they were dead, so he said casually that they rest in peace, which is really wicked.
Smoking out the cigarette, He Ming went upstairs again and knocked on a door: "Hello, I am the population and..."
